User talk:Dr. Skullthumper/Archive 1

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Dear Dr. Skullthumper

You're Write Good! This is the highest writing award I offer... Treasure it like you would your own children... By kicking it around and telling it you don't love it...

You're exceptionally good for someone who's only been here for barely 2 days. Kitchen sink is already one of my personal favorites. You sure you only joined this site yesterday? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:19, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the compliment! I've only started editing yesterday, but I've been reading various articles for awhile. Kitchen sink is my first one. Actually I write for a hobby, but it's gone too serious lately, and I decided to hang around here for awhile to get my sense of humor or humour or whatever it is back. Again thank you! (Suddenly realizes he needs a sig:) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 06:59 May 20, 2013 21:34, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Noob of the Month

I've nommed you for Noob of the Month. Go check it out. And this is a good award, by the way. If you're looking for something not-so-good, try UGotM.

Oh, and GREAT job on Kitchen sink. And congrats on the feature. --Andorin Kato 02:54, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

I am honored to be nominated n00b of the month, but I agree with Thekillerfroggy on this one. I've got time next month, and Ξ... I mean, ₢, er, that is, Я... wait... Э... oof... ۞... yes, that's it, ۞ doesn't. (Damn, that username's hard to pronounce.) And thanks muchly for the compliment! It was quite the shock to see it featured. It almost gives me a false sense of accomplishment. Now for the bit where everyone discovers I can't actually do anything better. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 06:59 May 20, 2013 04:08, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

PLS

I highly recommend that you consider writing for this. You'd be a sure shot for Best Noob. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:15, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps if I am suddenly inspired I will give it a shot soon. Thanks for showing me! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 06:59 May 20, 2013 04:28, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

User:Thekillerfroggy/Pillow fighting

I have no doubt in your writing skills, especially pertaining to this type of article, so I am calling out to you a request to help me write this. I've written most of it, but I can't quite figure out how to end/write some sections, particularly the part about the Pro-Pillow fighting and Reaction. Any other things you could fix up or add would be great too. When it's finished I plan on putting this up on VFH, and if you add to it I'll mark it as a collaboration. Thanks :) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:52, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

You are good with linking

Thekillerfroggy thinks you are a god of linking. Accept this blue template.

"Michael is like Mozart and I'm like... Mozart's friend. No, wait, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like... Mozart. If you mess with Mozart, you get a bullet in the head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy!"

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So yeah. You're adopted. Keep doing what you do, which is writing good. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:06, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey hey!

Welcome to Hall of Shame. TKF already added your name to this list of good writers. Congratulations.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 12:46, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! It just goes to prove I get dangerously bored over the summer. My next aim is to become Noob of the Month, but I dunno... the competition is fierce this July... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 06:59 May 20, 2013 17:02, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes it is. I'm tempted to nominate Rcmurphy, just to see what happens.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:03, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Probably death, or worse... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 06:59 May 20, 2013 17:08, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Hooray, you're adopted

Your first act as my adoptee is to read HowTo:Play Russian Roulette, then vote on it accordingly on VFH. Good day (or night, as it may be. Midnight is such an odd hour, no?) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:59, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Way to kill me. Shows how much you care. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 06:59 May 20, 2013 05:16, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, thank you

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD.

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You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:59, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Thankee

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, those Russians...

ICUs

Hi Skullthumper - I've just been doing the ICUs for last week and I noticed you've been putting them on some articles that are too old. No harm done - just remember that ICU is only for articles under a week old - for all the other rubbish use VFD please. Thank you! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:18, 5 August 2007 (UTC)