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Dr. Skullthumper's talkpage, now with tits.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:40 Jun 14, 2010

Archive 11

Quit drinking

And ban the blanking IP. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:37, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

"Hi. I'm Skully and I'm too busy to ban a blanker cause I'm protecting TOAST. Yep. Takes me an hour to do anything." MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:41, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, he did ban the blanker. Go look. Love, Ethine sig 

John Cena

I had no real intention of this page ever being published user:maniac1075/John Cena but Alister In Chains have convinced me I should ask you to open the page for editing... tho, I could see your reasons not to as well hahah --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 13:56, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:31, 24 June 2010

Look at this

Posted a better suggestion--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:21, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

I guess your right

I suppose we do not need a rule for this. Once again, I have an idea to make it Uncyclopedia a better, yet once again, it sucked big blue whale balls that are covered with bitter tasting sprinkles of epic fail drenched in pools of liquid elephant shit mixed with the face of Lady Gaga.--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:37, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Errr Skully

You mind doing your contest in a different hour so us poor shmoes who aren't lucky enough to live on the Eastern Sea Board gets to participate? 12 EST is 5am GMT! ~Jewriken.GIF 23:05, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

That's what I said. -- poopy Ape (break) (Riot Porn)
I know =( There's been some discussion in the forum itself on that. The problem is, any earlier and people who live on the west coast of the US of A will likely be busy (it's before 9pm), and any later and, well, how would you feel about getting up early? I could postpone it a few hours. But earlier probably won't work.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:09 Jun 27, 2010
How about in a couple of days we do the same but in GMT version? ~Jewriken.GIF 23:11, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
I totally said this hours ago. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:11, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
No problem with doing it again. But for this particular run I'm gonna have to stay with midnight EST. Either way we're cutting a lot of people out.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:13 Jun 27, 2010
If we do it at like 2am GMT then at least everyone will be awake. -- poopy Ape (break) (Riot Porn) 23:36, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
And busy.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:39 Jun 27, 2010
I'd say that Skull thought this up, so we play by his rules. The kid who's got the only ball gets to pick the venue. Al minutes later
Yeah, I'm not stopping anybody from hosting a European version at a later date. Be my guest. But this one's probably going to go as originally planned. (Probably.)  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:45 Jun 27, 2010

Nice job

Nice idea, and very interesting results. We have an abundance of talent here, this proves it in a seeable and direct fashion. Eat your heart out Ed. Which he did already. I stopped scoring after an hour, thought that your rules were an hour to write and an hour to score. Time to sign off, but wanted to congratulate you before I did. Yay. Aleister 6:28 28 6 MMX

Yeah, the rules kind of fell apart after the first hour. Took me forever to nominate all that junk. I certainly didn't count on twenty-three articles, I mean, jeez. Anyway, I wrote a little summary here: Forum:Hourly writing contest: Aftermath. And thank you for participating!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:57 Jun 28, 2010

Quote pls kthxbai

So yeah, I know you wrote a comprehensive forum detailing your feelings about it and everything, but I'm here looking for an exclusive quote for the good ol' Signpost on how you felt the Writing Contest went. This may or may not include reference to how awesome you consider yourself to be, exaggerations of the size of your penis, or other such stuff. Thoughts, please? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:38, Jun 28

Sure. I'll get on that. I swear  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:09 Jun 29, 2010

Mercy move

I moved your entry into that hour writing thing contest here, in case you want to save it for posterity, or, God forbid, make it readable. The idea is brilliant, at least. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:59, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I guess. I mean, it already survived VFD, so I don't know what it's doing in userspace (had it not, it would have been deleted without a move). So um. Yeah.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:09 Jun 29, 2010
bottom line i would rather you have deleted it  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:11 Jun 29, 2010
Okay, deleted it, on the grounds that the entire point of the contest was "sudden death", if your article didn't make the grade it died. So, yeah. Continuing by those rules. Thanks for the consideration, though!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:14 Jun 29, 2010
You're welcome, of course. I salute the huge waste of time you instigated, even if I didn't get to play. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:48, June 29, 2010 (UTC)


Why is the contest sign still up?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:16, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

It's not; your browser cache sucks balls. lrn2internet  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:17 Jun 29, 2010
Maybe, I'll just hit dismiss and that'll solve the problem--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:58, June 29, 2010 (UTC)


wow, you're back!? awesome! and starting things that are really fun, apparently. um...i think that was all i wanted to say...oh yeah, hi! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:28, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Hullo! What've you been up to?!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 07:45 Jun 29, 2010
grad school has been the main thing keeping me from uncyc. but things have settled down and i miss it so...i figure the time is ripe for me to at least try to be around more often. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:00, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
College has pretty much raped my free time, but now I'm going to be majoring in an easier subject than computer science (dunno what) and I should have a lot more time for online sort of things. Hopefully. If not here, elsewhere on the 'nets.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 08:16 Jun 29, 2010
Hey guys, are we having a higher education discussion in here or what? Oh, hey there Gerry. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:06, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

You got...

...the honour to block me, CartoonistHenning, for ever. Now I'm asking you to get the honour to unblock me. Or you can at least unlock my userpages (incl. talk), if you're not that evil | CartoonistHenning 13:05, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

A gift. Eat it, there's no poison in it...

Mr Cartoonist, I would be happy to unblock you, but please note that civil behaviour is an important part of what makes a community. Behaviour contrary to this will be met with the degree of severity it deserves.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Ban evasion included in that definition. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:35, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
I would love to. But you're kind of a dick.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:16 Jun 30, 2010

Thanks!!! <3

Love, Ethine sig 

All the news that's unfit to print!

--ChiefjusticeDS 12:05, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Horace blablah whatever

I've asked a checkuser, but to hasten things up - is that Pinky? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:30, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

I don't actually know. Also, because I'm stupid, is HH (on IRC) Horace whoever?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:28 Jul 02, 2010
Didn't you tell in the block log that this is pinky? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:14, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
Alright, I have to admit: I am super confused. What are you talking about?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:19 Jul 03, 2010
Do you know if this asshat is Pinky? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:31, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
OH. No I do not. I just know he came on IRC, pleaded his case to me, and swore not to vote on VFH for two weeks. I'm pretty sure I said "pinky swore..." in the block log, which isn't Pinky, but rather an expression. Heh, forgot we had a user named Pinky, honestly.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:46 Jul 03, 2010
Ah! That'll force me to go to Wikipedia and do some learning. Which I hate. I'll just have to wait for the checkuser to come back then. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:03, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
To give a late intrusion answer, HH is Hiatus Hernia.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 06:24, July 08 2010 UTC

Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:47, Jul 9


Have put a redirect to Ethine's Skype page and put a protect on it, so that both pages now exist. Ethine seems somewhat keen to keep her little side project under her page where it was originally created. This isn't meant as a criticism but sometimes it pays to ask the person who created the page if they mind you moving it before you do.... :) Anyhoo...nice to see you around these parts... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Thanks for the heads up. Actually, it was originally created under my userspace - being it was my little side project - and I only moved it to her userspace because she seemed interested in running it, and it didn't seem appropriate to keep it under my userspace anymore.
Recently, however, she has left her post as the person running UnSkype, and it's something taken over by a few other users along with myself. So I was faced with a choice - move it back to my userspace (even though I'm not the only one running it anymore as I had in the beginning), or just say to hell with it and put it in the main Uncyclopedia space. I chose the latter, as it seemed to make more sense.
I would have asked Ethine personally, but because she has voluntarily vacated her position, and it was my project in the first place, I didn't see the need.
If you'd like to leave a redirect, go ahead, but as it is not her project, I don't honestly see the point.
Thank you,  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:43 Jul 11, 2010
P.S. I note that it is back in her userspace, now. I'd like to put in my request to have it moved back to the space I designated for it. I'd say I have the authority to do so as the creator of the project and the original author of the page itself. However, I'll await your ruling on the matter, so as to avoid conflict. I'd just like to emphasize that it is currently headed by other users, not her.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:47 Jul 11, 2010
UnSkype is being run by others? That seems odd- I'm signed into Skype right now in the chat, and I believe she's the host. --Andorin Kato 23:53, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
The chatroom can be found at if you like. That's an unofficial room.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:57 Jul 11, 2010
If I understand correctly, there are four problems with your statement.
  • The channel is currently being run primarily by Dex and EMC, who, in our correspondence, don't at all portray it the way you do. As I understand it, they agree that both rooms are "official".
  • Ethine has not "voluntarily" left, so much as had the channel forcibly removed from her control without prior notification or discussion as to the terms and details of it.
  • The Unskype project was collaborative, and undertaken in cooperation with Ethine, who has played a significant role in its development. Your statement implies that she worked for you in this endeavor. I should hope that you're ready to pay her severance if this was the case.
  • Weren't you going to take a leave of absence? Is this how you try to cool down ire against your bad self, by waving your admin e-peen and causing drama? I'd further this diatribe, but you already seem to have missed the point of your own sabbatical.
  • Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Cheers. --Flammable 21:34, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

I have not voluntarily vacated my position, it is and always has been a cooperative project. The implication was not that I was not working for you, but simply that we were working together. Love, Ethine sig 

I actually don't have much time to get involved in what appears at first glance to be another potential dramafest, to be honest I'm not really that bothered who started what and who was "in charge", if you are doing something for the community it is about the community, not our own egos, and if personal differences arise between individuals involved, because hey, we're human, then its time for people to nut up and ask are you still doing something to benefit the community or because of something lacking in our own lives. If neither of you feel that you are capable of working together then maybe you should both step aside and let someone else take over? From what I can see from the outside, between you you are creating a neat little schism amongst the users that are UnSkyping in forcing them to use one group or the other, which no matter how you dress it up is not serving the community in any way and creating unnecessary drama we can do without. Again, this is just my opinion as an external observer.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
FWIW, I went as a mediator for the Ethine and the, at the time, active channel admin, Dex. Aside from DrS saying all kinds of wacky things that were not agreed upon on their end, everything seems to be pretty peachy. In fact, there's a lot of good vibes coming form the split, since each channel seems to serve different purposes. Everyone seems pretty happy with the new arrangement, except for DrS, who seems to be doing his own thing. By the way, everyone is welcome to join both channels, and Ethine, Dex, and I will have the details for both channels up on the UN:Skype page when I move it into the mainspace later tonight. And then we will have Murderball tournaments.--Flammable 21:40, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

By the way, we should move this shit into the dump: Forum:UnSkype

Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:48, 16 July 2010

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--ChiefjusticeDS 13:46, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Ban of Cartoonist Henning

Dear Dr. Skullthumper,

Recently, you have permabanned the Ambassador of the Oncyclopedia Neerlandica, CartoonistHenning, for "stirring drama" about Wikia and its commercial goals.
I have no intent of continuing that discussion any further; I am here to ask for unbanning Henning.
First of all, it seems the main reason for the ban was a Dutch comment in the forum in which Henning asked for Uncyclopedia's support in his fight against Wikia. It seems people thought he was swearing in that comment. This is not true. It was rather a sarcastic comment. Bitter at most, but certainly no strong language. Also, if strong language were the standard for banning someone, Henning was not the only one to be banned.
Secondly, as an Ambassador of the Oncyclopedia Neerlandica, I believe that Henning should have some sort of immunity, unless of course he commits serious vandalism or really insults people personally, but for petty things such as a native language comment... no.
Thirdly, in your summary of the ban reason, you claimed that "we", the Oncyclopedia, banned Manticore for the same reason. This is also false. Manticore had, reportedly, used his power to insult a well-respected Oncyclopedia user and had him banned afterwards. He also vandalised the Oncyclopedia multiple times.

Therefore, I ask you to either shorten the ban or undo it altogether. It would really be a pity if the Uncyclopedia, referring to itself as the central Uncyc, banned the representative of an entire Uncyc. I am sure that Henning and all the others would really appreciate it if you unban him.
I hope you will reply, preferably positively, as soon as possible.

Thanking you in advance,
Dutch Chief Translator for the Foreign Office

User:Lars863/sig | 19:40, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know where you've got that notion about "immunity". There is no such thing. Also, I like seeing how, as always, the whole story about DGNeree is, yet again, distorted to the point of breaking time-space continuum. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:50, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
Also, Cartoonist is probably never coming back due to ban evasion, so can we all forget about him?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 07:54, July 23 2010 UTC
Well, either way round, I don't think the ban of Manticore can be used as a reason for Henning's ban. The banning of Manticore, I believe, was not his decision, and, no matter how "distorted" the story has become", Manticore broke Oncyclopedia's rules and seriously offended one of the most important users. And even if that argument falls altogether, I still believe that his "foul" was rather petty and that his contribution to the different Uncycs should also be taken into account. Also, I asked Dr. Skullthumber for an answer and no-one else. User:Lars863/sig | 20:29, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
I was referring to DGNeree's ban on this wiki that was, by the way, done by Olipro not by Manticore. And you better watch your manners, jongetje, or you'll be joining the ban brigade. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:06, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
Do you get a free tshirt? "I was banned from Uncyclopedia and all I got was this lousy tshirt...." -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Hey Thumper, I had to semi protect your page because a certain Dutch person learned how to switch his IPs and is very excited about it. Ya know, playing around with newly acquired knowledge and such. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:48, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
To be honest, most of this is completely unnecessary, by repeatedly coming here going through the same issue you are in danger of losing all the support you have on Uncyclopedia. We are always going to have differences of opinion as to how to do things, but by antagonising users (and admins) alike your original message has long since been forgotten, and we just end up with two sides entrenched in opposing views. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

That was boring. Let's start over.

File:325px-Circle K logo svg.png

Dear Dr. Skullthumper,

Recently, it has come to my attention that you are a "fan" of the Facebook pages "Circle K", "Metro Division of New Jersey District Circle K International", "SPC Circle K", "Rutgers University Circle K", "Pennsylvania District of Circle K International", "Ohio District of Circle K International", "New York Pennsylvania District of Circle K International", and "Circle K International".

What the fuck is your problem?

Thanking you in advance,
Chief Engineer for the Starship Enterprise in my Fan Fiction

Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:15, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

Strange things are afoot at etc etc. That's why. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:18 28 Jul 2010]

It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:42, 5 August 2010

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticeDS 11:49, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

eat shit and die

i fucking hate you

congrats on your fifth non-consecutive win --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:27, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:44, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Is this you? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:12, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

Yes. Buy it. It's good. Working on the second one right now.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:41 Nov 03, 2010

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again!

Read All About It!

--ChiefjusticeDS 14:38, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:05 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Tophat headless 03:14, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--ChiefjusticeDS 16:18, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

--Magic Snow man 03:49, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:55, 23 December 2010

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:29, 30 December 2010


You won a contest that you probably don't remember entering! Regardless of your memory status, the contest has finally ended and you won because your guess of "Thanksgiving" was closest! Here's your prize!!!! --John Lydon 18:59, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:52, Jan 6 2011 UTC

UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 03:12, Jan 13 2011 UTC

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:13, 20 January 2011

UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:41, 27 January 2011

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:33, 3 February 2011


I'm baaaack! And I'm here to behave this time, promise. Perhaps we'll collaborate some time in the fure. Cheers! Rhemus the retarted midget 04:32, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:25, 10 February 2011

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:13, 17 February 2011

UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:42, 24 February 2011

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:07, 3 March 2011

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