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Toodles.
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:Wow, Olipro of all people is making you quit? I thought you a bigger man, "Skullthumper" --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 05:29, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
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::What I find hard to believe is that you are willing to give up on a years work on a humour website over a joke. Irony, or what? Are you Nintendorulez in disguise? ;) -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
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::This ''is'' Olipro we're talking about, right? (from the alternate audio track on the DVD of Unforgiven)
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::<blockquote>''"I'm Olipro and I've buggered women and children. I've buggered everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to bugger you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned."''</blockquote>
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::Don't ask me how I discovered this hidden track. It's a shame that I plan to carry to my grave. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 08:19, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
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:awww! aw, awwwwwww! {{User:Gerrycheevers/sig}} 16:05, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
   
== Command & Conquer ==
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I wouldn't like to think I made you leave over the fact you fancy another Uncyc user who you never met, but equally, if you take me that seriously you probably need to take some time out to mature "like a piece of stilton" -- {{User:Olipro/sig}} 16:14, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
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:Or perhaps, ''you'' need to realize when to ''stop''. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|16:26 Aug 22, 2008}}
   
Hi I've rewritten the [[Command & Conquer]] article quite a while ago. I put up a pee review request and yet nobody has send a review.
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:It's done, I've stopped, see the VD. -- {{User:Olipro/sig}} 16:47, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
   
Could you help me? I wonder if this article is good enough?
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== UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008 ==
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/08-21-08}} {{User:MantiBot/Signature}} 12:12, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
   
Thanks--[[User:ASHPD|ASHPD]] 08:05, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
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==Uh==
:Sure dude. I will have a look at it tonight when I get home... {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>12:14, Aug 18</small></small>
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Please don't leave on account of one person. It's so easy to just ignore that person. A lot of people on here are dicks, but for every one of those people, there's 2 people who aren't dicks. And that makes, like 38 people at least who aren't dicks...and...um...kinda forgot what I was sayin'. Oh yeah. Dicks. Anyway, like...don't go. Or whatever. {{User:Heck no techno/sig}} 19:36, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
   
It's been 2 days, sir? :( :( :( --[[User:ASHPD|ASHPD]] 10:40, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
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==Anyway...==
:Uh, it's [[Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Command & Conquer|been reviewed]] dude. Or are you just observing the passage of time to pass the time? --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>10:43, Aug 20</i></font></small>
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I brought a picture of some sausages. Hope you like them.
::Well I never! {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>10:56, Aug 20</small></small>
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[[Image:Sausages.jpg|thumb|center|{{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>19:59, Aug 22</small></small>]]
   
==*confused*==
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== Hey, look at this! ==
   
So is this your talk page, or is [[User:MrN9000|that]] your talk page? *shrugs shoulders*. While I'm here, good job on getting the quick pee idea up, you and anyone else that helped (except for that "Not reviewed yet" thing that looks...not great...). Good job! {{User:Heerenveen/sig|18/08 10:38}}
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[[Image:Puppy23.jpg|thumb|Isn't he so cute?]]
:Hea, well I was kinda using my page to let people know that I'm moving away from VFD a bit and will be working on getting category rewrite and ideas working a bit better... Yea, spang helped out with the code. I think how I worded the text works well and is a good compromise between what everyone wants. The "not reviewed" thing was Spangs idea. It is handy I guess. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>12:14, Aug 18</small></small>
 
::Handy, yes. Aesthetically pleasing...no comment. Very useful though. As for that below, I'd say that leaving the tags up more allows more variety in what people think they can rewrite, thus increasing contributions, but that's just me. {{User:Heerenveen/sig|18/08 13:32}}
 
:::Whoops! Thanks for fixing the t1 thing. Hea, I'm not stuck on the 200 article limit thing. I think it's worth drawing a line somewhere though. 200 appeared to be a good point. So long as an article fits the criteria given on the page for a rewrite, I would be happy to see it in the category. I did leave [[Wank shame]] in after all... ;) {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>13:57, Aug 18</small></small>
 
   
== [[American Joke]] ==
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Look at the adorable puppy. He wants you to come back. His eyes ''cry'' for your return. How can you possibly say no to him?
   
Just checking in here - if that article isn't right for a rewrite tag, what is it right for? I'd rather not nom it for deletion on the grounds that "we have worse", but it needs work, attention, love, or a steamroller. What do you recommend?
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Observe his lonely gaze. Surely, it is a gaze of sadness that can only be remedied by the return of the one who has possession of him; the one whose talk page currently hosts his image and likeness.
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Also, I've no idea how Hv could be confused. ''I'm'' not confused or anything. Putting talk page stuff on a userpage? Who does stuff like that? --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>11:00, Aug 18</i></font></small>
 
:HeHe... Hea, I knew I would get into trouble for this "rewrite thing"... I thought it might be with you also! lol... Well, if you had not noticed I'm trying to get category rewrite working a bit better. This is one of my new projects now that I'm nominating less on VFD... I managed to get it down to less than 200 (so it fits on the one page) by removing the pages which don't really fit with the requirements of that category.... I'm trying to focus the attention towards the "important" articles and away from fictional subjects, and less notable things. If ya really care about that page in particular, re-add it. It's no biggie, but it's probably on the line as to if it's suitable. I asked ZB about doing this tidy up in general and he was happy for me to do it, but suggested that I swap the <nowiki>{{rewrite}}</nowiki> to <nowiki>{{fix}}</nowiki> on the really bad pages.
 
   
:The thing is... We have what is it? Um, 23,000 articles or something. Of those probably 20,000 probably "could" use a rewrite of some description. What I'm trying to do with category rewrite is promote those articles which have lots of links to, and are about important things. We could put thousands of articles into category rewrite, but only the firstr 200, would be visible on the first page, and those articles which really ''should'' be rewritten would get less attention. If you have a look at what's left in the category now, maybe that makes a bit more sense...
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Despite the loss, he still maintains an ever so slight smile in hope that one may finally return to properly care for him. He needs a doctor to make sure that he is healthy and can become a full, adult dog. He needs someone of ''power'' to maintain a watchful eye over him. He may also be some sort of allegory for this site, but let's ignore that, and carefully see him, sitting there, waiting for you.
:Regarding the specific case of [[American Joke]], at the time I made a call to just leave it be. I don't think it's VFD, and a <nowiki>{{fix}}</nowiki> would also be too harsh, it would probably not be edited and so (maybe) deleted after 30 days. I decided it was best to just let it drift back into the mainspace, and if someone finds it and fixes it great. Like I said, if you really think this is worth a rewrite tag, go re-add it, but I hope you understand what I'm trying to do by trimming the category back. :-) {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>12:14, Aug 18</small></small>
 
   
::Hmm. Well, I see your point, and I agree in principle. But... One of the things about maintenance tags is that they can help get people editing articles. When I first discovered this place, and make a few little IP edits before registering, I was nervous about editing articles in general, and felt safer picking ones with a rewrite, fix, expand or whatever tag on it. I figured articles without them were seen as being good as they were, and was loathe to edit them. By removing tags from articles that do need work (and American Joke does need work), we may be reducing the likelihood that people will edit them, and possibly raising the likelihood that people will think it's what we find "acceptable" around here.
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How could you deny him of that? --{{User:Mrmonkey72/sig}} 15:21, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
   
::Plus, it's difficult, on a humour wiki, to say what articles are "important" - some of our funniest articles are on topics no-one would have ever considered important before they were written. Who knows which article will spark someone to rewrite it into something excellent? Limiting the number of rewrite tags just so the tagged pages fit on one page seems a bit self-defeating to me. One of my first features, good ol' [[Shopping List]] was a rewrite, and I found it on the second page of the rewrite category. Just a thought. Can we make more use of the soft/medium/hard rewrite tags? Would that help? I guess we may have to agree to differ on this one - I think the rewrite tag is an important part of helping people feel confident about editing a page, and the number of them shouldn't be limited. Still, c'est la vie! Thanks for the fish puns input, I will get back to that when I have more time. Although the way things are running, that may well be in October, after the honeymoon! --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>12:34, Aug 18</i></font></small>
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==Now look at this!==
:::Hea, like I could ever argue with you! I'm basing my thoughts on the comment at the top of the rewrite category:
 
::::''"Note: pages are included in this category by adding the {{tl|rewrite}} tag to the page. This tag should only be added to articles that are of general interest, such as famous people, major historical events, major cultural or literary works, etc. Fictional subjects, less notable people, and other articles that should be improved by their original authors should be placed in category:articles to fix or category:cleanup. Violators will be shot on sight."''.
 
:::::Think about it this way... It's a bit like the debate we were having with Pee Review. Some people were taking the view that everyone should review everything, whereas you and I were saying something along the lines of "yea, but there is only so much reviewing effort to go around". I think the same goes for category rewrite. There is only so much rewriting effort to go around, so it's better to focus that if possible. I have also focused it a bit more in the direction of getting people to work on more "encyclopaedic" articles which is another of my wants. Hea, I agree it's impossible to know what titles would produce a funny article, and in cutting it back I may have removed some potentially good ones. I hope though that I have done more good than harm. Please don't take the ''"I guess we may have to agree to differ on this one"'' view UU. :-( I would hate that and want to get you on board with what I'm trying to do here. Firstly... I would have left [[Shopping List]] with a rewrite if it had one. That's an important enough thing easy. I understand what you are saying about confidence thing in letting people know that it's OK to edit something... Rather than using rewrite on the more obscure articles, how about using one of the many other tags we have which does not include the article in the rewrite category? We have loads of different ones. Maybe we need to make another template or possibly a "less notable things" or "others" category (maybe not!). I'm not sure. I have to dash to a meeting anyway! Chat later! {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>13:28, Aug 18</small></small>
 
::::::Oh, in-case you did not read what I just said to HV... I'm not stuck on the 200 article limit thing. I think it's worth drawing a line somewhere though. 200 appeared to be a good point. So long as an article fits the criteria given on the page for a rewrite, I would be happy to see it in the category. I did leave [[Wank shame]] in after all... The thing is, if someone wants to rewrite an obscure article, they will probably find it and do it. I think rewrite should mostly contain things Codeines mum knows about. ;) If she is watching... I feel very shameful for leaving [[Wank shame]] in the category, and hope you accept my apologies. There are some pages which are probably such a good idea that it's worth breaking the "rules" for. I'm not saying it should be hard and fast. (um? cum on, I'm trying here) ... Obviously people should use their best judgement. I'm just trying to make the category a bit more useful, and stop people thinking... Oh, I would like the article on [[Bristol Rovers]] better, but I can't be bothered to re-write it myself, so I will slap a <nowiki>{{rewrite}}</nowiki> on it. I think the Manchester United article is worthy of a rewrite, tag, but not Bristol Rovers. Basically, I'm trying to make the category a bit more useful... {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>14:12, Aug 18</small></small>
 
:::::::I dunno, I only found [[Shopping List]] through that category, and others too. I find it a very useful category anyway. And I don't agree on things like Bristol Rovers v Man U. Apart from the fact that, as a good, patriotic Yorkshireman, I'd like to see the article ''and'' the club deleted, erased from history, and the ground ploughed with salt so no evil will grow in its stead, I don't think we should be differentiating here - as I say, who knows what will inspire someone to rewrite an article? Just because Codeine's ma may have heard of them, doesn't make it any more likely. I rewrote [[Scraggle]] after finding it in that category, and while it'll never get feature, I'd say it's decent enough. We're a humour wiki - noteworthiness alone doesn't define our content, and it shouldn't define what is more or less worthy of a rewrite. Surely the only thing that defines worthiness of that is when someone looks at the article and thinks "yeah, I can make this work!" Those guidelines on the tag are just guidelines, and could feasibly be changed if necessary, after all.
 
   
:::::::It's not ''just'' by browsing the category that people find the articles, and I'd say seeing a rewrite tag on it is more likely to make a few people feel empowered to make it their own. I know it did for me. If there are things people feel we really need, but are particularly in need of attention, there's the colonisation thing for that. I'm not sure yet another maintenance tag is the answer, I can't remember all the ones we have at the moment. And I don't think that leaving articles in need of some form of attention like [[American Joke]] in limbo (I found it through Lonely Pages - it's not linked from anywhere, how else will it improve?) Anyway, that's my thoughts. I'll finish by saying I'm not trying to stop your admirable quest to improve so many aspects of this place, just that I'm still not sure I agree with this particular one. And now, back to the daily grind. --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>14:32, Aug 18</i></font></small>
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[[Image:Humanturd.jpg|thumb|250px|center|GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS.]]
::::::::Dam. I hope I'm not pissing you off by going on about this one UU. I respect your opinion very highly as you know, and if you disagree with me, well... Maybe I am wrong. Well, I have re-added the rewrite to [[American Joke]]. I was not sure about that one myself, it was borderline, and thinking about it... I was probably wrong to remove it...
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::::::::With that said, I hope that you will allow me to bounce a few ideas off ya. I TOTALLY agree about the "guidelines" being only that. If someone thinks it's worth a rewrite tag, maybe it is. I think that if [[Shopping List]] needs a rewrite it should deff be in the re-write category and also probably [[Scraggle]]. Everyone knows what a [[Scraggle]] is! The thing is, that if everyone who supports their local football team (such as Bristol Rovers) or random unknown band adds a rewrite tag to that page the category view page would become swamped. OK, I know I said that before! Hear me out! I'm ''fishing'' for ideas here...
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Doesn't that make you feel all warm inside? -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
::::::::I do strongly feel that it would be good if people rewrote a bit more rather than creating new articles all the time, and I'm just trying to come up with some ways to try and make that happen. I think that a "more useful" rewrite category might help. Of the articles which I removed many had been sat there for over a year without an edit (in some cases more). Those articles were exclusively about fictional subjects or people I had never heard of (I did a Wikipedia search on them also). Now, it's my view that for these "specialist" articles if someone is going to rewrite them, they will do a search and find the article that way. Being in category rewrite was not helping them. I think it would have been better if those articles had been tagged with something like {{tl|1000 Uncyclopedians}}, {{tl|Funny?}},{{tl|Bat Fuck Insane}}, {{tl|Nigga Please}}, {{tl|Serious}}, {{tl|Stupid}} or {{tl|Unintellectual}}. Those templates let the reader know that it's OK to edit the page as per your ''"It's not ''just'' by browsing the category that people find the articles, and I'd say seeing a rewrite tag on it is more likely to make a few people feel empowered to make it their own"'' comment. I obviously agree this it's impossible to know what could inspire someone to write a funny article, but given the option I would prefer users working on pages about well known things rather than less well known things. If Codeine's ma has never heard of them, who is going to rewrite it just because it's in the category view? I'm not stuck on the 200 article limit at all. I intend to slap a rewrite on a load more "notable" pages, and that will surely take it well over the 200 mark. I'm still not convincing ya? HV thinks I'm being an arse as well as you! OK, I will nip off and shoot myself... {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>19:30, Aug 18</small></small>
 
:::::::::Just a quick note: I don't think you're being an arse. Healthy discussion is all it is. I would type more, but I'm for an early night - getting up an hour earlier at the moment is ''so'' not agreeing with me. To quote Vincent Vega: "fuck - to be continued". (Go watch Pulp Fiction again instead of shooting yourself). --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>20:36, Aug 18</i></font></small>
 
::::::::::I don't think you're being an arse either. This is like a microcosm of those quality debates in the VD: Both sides want to improve the wiki, but both have different methods of accomplishing that. Everyone means well though, and that's the important thing in the end. {{User:Heerenveen/sig|18/08 20:39}}
 
:::::::::::You go watch Pulp Fiction as well. I'll watch it tomorrow, after this nice, early night. That way, everyone wins! Night all... --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>20:43, Aug 18</i></font></small>
 
::::::::::::Night. ;-) {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>20:48, Aug 18</small></small>
 
   
== Rap ==
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== Darling ==
   
Sup My G?
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Skully, it's all over now, the whole thread is gone, your request for me to stop victimising you is granted, and even better; nobody is paying any more attention to you and the original "joke" that upset you... suffice to say that your grievance has essentially been destroyed.
   
Time for some T?
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Your Move. -- {{User:Olipro/sig}} 23:19, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
   
I'm awesome. {{User:The Woodburninator/sig}} 17:22, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
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== UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008 ==
:Apparently so. You need to learn to rape virgins though. It's more fun. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>17:25, Aug 18</small></small>
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/08-28-08}}
::I don't do rapings. I just do drive-by <s>horrible</s> <s>white</s> awesome rappings. WAY more fun. {{User:The Woodburninator/sig}} 17:49, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
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{{User:Heerenveen/sig3|30/08 19:58}}
   
== Daddy, I'm hooooooome... /me dodges possible foam bats coming her way... ==
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== WTH ==
   
Hiya.
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Why won't you let the Runescape page be created? [[User:Ldude893|Ldude893]] 09:41, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
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:Because nobody seems able to create a page there that doesn't suck. - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>17:54, Sep 1</small></small>
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::A runescape page would be funny as heck... you should unblock it. -- Someone too lazy to sign up
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:::Get an account and write it in your userspace to prove to me that it would be "funny as heck," as you say. Otherwise, no. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|02:57 Sep 02, 2008}}
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::::There is no reason why you should block it. [[User:Ldude893|Ldude893]] 04:40, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
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:::::Yes there is. Pretty much every blocked page here is blocked for one reason: people keep on creating crap versions of it. We don't arbitrarily decide to block pages to piss people off. Well, not ''that'' often. So create the article in your userspace [[User:Ldude893/Runescape|here]] and prove that you are finally bestowing on us a funny article to fill that page, and the admins will then unblock the page and shift it in there. Simple. Good luck! --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>07:12, Sep 3</i></font></small>
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::::::Give me access to the older versions so I can see why it's locked [[User:Ldude893|Ldude893]] 11:27, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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:::::::I'd love to restore all 2,053 deleted edits just for you. Absolutely love to. Except my DSL is broken, and I'm stuck on dialup, which I'll have to be off of in a few minutes. So, no. Suffice to say all of the old revisions failed [[HTBFANJS]]. Read that, then write. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|21:55 Sep 04, 2008}}
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::::::::Well? [[User:Ldude893|Ldude893]] 01:35, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
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:::::::::Well what? Did you write a funny version yet? If not, get to it. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|01:55 Sep 08, 2008}}
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::::::::::''[[Necronomicon|W]][[The Ultimate Weight Loss Solution|E]][[Hand waving|L]][[end of the world|L]]?!?'' {{User:Cajek/sig2|2:18, 08 Sep 2008}}
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:::::::::::You never give a chance for articles to live, do you.[[User:Ldude893|Ldude893]] 11:26, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
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::::::::::::What part of "Do it in your userspace" is so hard to understand? Listen, let me explain why it got deleted. Uncyclopedia has a whole bunch of titles that are protected for one reason or another. This system of protected titles was first [[CVP]] - where the titles were created with a redirect to the [[CVP]] page and protected - then [[DPP]] - where the titles were included in a cascading protected page. The newest method involves protecting those titles directly. When I was first admin'd, I took on the large task of getting all of the [[CVP]] pages and [[DPP]] pages protected directly. If you look at the history of the article [[Runescape]], you'll notice it is indeed one of these [[CVP]]'d pages. Therefore, it should not exist, and the page should be protected. I deleted the article because of this. I didn't see that you added anything beyond what you had in your userspace, but if you need it back to work on I'll be more than happy to restore it to your userspace. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|15:06 Sep 13, 2008}}
   
I'm sorta back.
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== Slipknot????? ==
   
Don't hurt me for being away for ages... PLEAAASE..? {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>14:49, 19 Aug</small>
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WHy is the page on Slipknot locked? I had some seriously funny ideas cooked up in my head.
:Hea! Long time no see... What are ya up to? {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>16:05, Aug 19</small></small>
 
::I was adopted by an abandoned kitten, who takes up most of my time now. Also, my computer has an odder than odd bug that didn't go away with even a full format and reinstall of Vista. I've started to suspect it's the Windows' so-called upgrades that cause it. The bug disables some but not all javascript functions, so that my online alter ego is starving without anything it can do. Oh, and I ordered a custom tailored tightlacing corset for me for my birthday. I'll get it a little early, though... ^_^ {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>17:29, 19 Aug</small>
 
:::Corset eh? Custom too? Very sensible... {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>17:58, Aug 19</small></small>
 
::::Yes, Daddy. It's very comfortable. Who wouldn't like a girl in a corsetted waist, pencil skirt, real classical secretary look... *ahem* {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>18:30, 19 Aug</small>
 
:::::You had better get of daddies lap now, these trousers are getting a little tight around a particular area. Daddy needs to go to the bathroom for a second. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>18:40, Aug 19</small></small>
 
::::::/me looks around all innocent. Did I do something bad, Daddy? o.O {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>19:37, 19 Aug</small>
 
:::::::No more so that usual. But it's probably time you behaved yourself. We don't want to get a [[User:Luvvy/Sandbox/A Lover's Complaint|A Lover's Complaint]] now... :P {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>19:42, Aug 19</small></small>
 
::::::::Ooh... Thanks for reminding me :) *scurries off to cuddle her <s>puss</s> kitten* His name is Rontti, means "Scoundrel" in my [[Didarasq|Native]], he's a really adorable... And don't worry, It's not like I'm not wearing any knickers. You won't be seeing pants on me... No... Trousers in some cases, but I prefer skirts. With a decent-ish hemline... {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>20:46, 19 Aug</small>
 
   
== Who's a popular boy then? ==
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== Slipknot????? ==
   
Yeah, one of the 50 most edited pages on Uncyc, this. How many times in one lifetime can a man use the word "pants"? --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>18:12, Aug 19</i></font></small>
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Why is the Slipknot page locked? My Russian/Australian compatriots and I have some very funny ideas going... {{unsigned|Teh doctor}}
:Hea, well how the heck did that happen? I must have been talking a lot of shit eh? Don't answer that... Actually, I'm not sure that's right according to [http://wikistats.wikia.com/EN/TablesWikiaUNCYCLO.htm#wikipedians what I guess are talking about], only Cajek and ZB are above me for talk pages. That's probably not correct. Must be some odd thing caused by having pants on your talk page or something.
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:See that bit above this? The one titled WTH? Read it, replacing the word "Runescape" with "Slipknot". Voila! --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>07:05, Sep 4</i></font></small>
:Anyway... As you know, the MrN shift away from VFD towards a more creative MrN type meddling, is making ''trosers'' the new in word. They are not pants you know. Did you see what Skull and me are working on? [[Uncyclopedia:Ideas]]? Check it out. ;-) {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>18:39, Aug 19</small></small>
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:Write an article in your userspace, then. Also, what {{u|Under user}} said. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|21:57 Sep 04, 2008}}
==on MrN's hiatus from the word 'pants'==
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: [[User:Teh doctor/Slipknot]]. There! Done! happy? {{unsigned|Teh doctor}}
[[User talk:Hyperbole|Hyperbole is now back]]. what will you do? is the utterance of 'trousers' by you still acceptable? shall i say 'pants' way more often? {{User:Gerrycheevers/sig}} 16:49, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
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::Mainspaced. Also, sign your friggin' posts. If you want some advice on how to make it betterer, check out [[UN:PR]], but you've actually made a page that's not [[QVFD]] or [[VFD]] fodder on [[Slipknot]]! Congratulations sir! {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|16:56 Sep 14, 2008}}
:It's true. The "P" word has now been archived. At least for the forseeability future. As explained on my userpage, and the promise I made to Hyper. I will, as predicted be making a move into more trouser related issues. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>17:16, Aug 20</small></small>
 
   
== Pee Review of Codename: Kids Next Door ==
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== UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008 ==
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/09-04-08}} {{User:Heerenveen/sig|5/09 16:36}}
   
Look, I know you reverted my edit, but I would really like it if you set up a Pee Review for my article. Either that or post detailed instructions on my talk page.
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==WTF?==
:Firstly. Get yourself an account. That way, I know I'm talking to the same person each time. Secondly, Pee Review can be found at [[UN:PEE]]. Detailed Instructions can be found at [[UN:PRG]]. GET AN ACCOUNT. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>08:26, Aug 21</small></small>
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WTF isn't Cajek blocked? {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 22:32, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
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:Hmm, good question. I must be slacking on my admin duties again. Which is a bit paradoxical, considering one of the admin's duties is to slack off. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|22:49 Sep 13, 2008}}
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== you pantsed it! You pantsed it all to hell! ==
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::...
   
Hey MrN, would you care to do a pee review for me? {{User:Cajek/sig2|3:15, 21 Aug 2008}}
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:Sure. Where is it? Might not be able to do it tonight though, I have some stuffs to do, so might not be on Uncyc. Also, you know about my promise to Hyper on his talk page? I can now not say the "P" word for 2 months. It will be tough, but I think I can manage it. Trousers. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>08:26, Aug 21</small></small>
 
::Ah well, (I should really change that sig, btw), I agreed on a ridiculous bet to go decaf for a month. Failed pretty fast :) I don't think Daddy can avoid saying pants for too long... {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>10:06, 21 Aug</small>
 
:::I agree, Luvvy ("hey!" by the way). I also think that "trousers" should be on the "do not say list," seeing as how it's almost the same as the forbidden word! But, whatever. Anyway, ''too slow'' MrN, I already asked Woodburninator to do it. Neener neener, I guess! {{User:Cajek/sig2|11:18, 21 Aug 2008}}
 
   
==Yeah, sorry about that==
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::::::WELL?! {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 22:51, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
   
I was summoned to the kind of "emergency" that happens when you're the only computer-literate in the family. But you got the DPL up anyway, so my sudden desertion didn't matter all that much...meh. {{User:Heerenveen/sig|21/08 19:31}}
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== Please stop deleting my Silver The Hedgehog page! ==
:Hea, some friendly doctor happened to be passing. Cheers. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>08:11, Aug 22</small></small>
 
   
== UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008 ==
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I am not done yet, and i have some kewl idea's for it! {{unsigned|DarkMatter}}
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/08-21-08}} {{User:MantiBot/Signature}} 12:24, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
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:Hi there! If a page is in construction, it's a good idea to add {{tl|construction}} to it to show the rest of us that you're not done yet. Also, it's less annoying if you use the Preview button. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|21:40 Sep 14, 2008}}
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::umm.. okay... thanx. {{unsigned|DarkMatter}}
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:::Welcome. Also, please sign your posts with four tildes, like so: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> so other people can see who's talking. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|21:47 Sep 14, 2008}}
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::::Thanx again, sorry to bother you, i'm new here.
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::::<nowiki>DarkMatter</nowiki>
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:::::Not a problem, dude. (P.S. the four tildes - <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> - automatically transform into your username, a link to your userpage, and the time you posted. So you'd write Message <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>.) {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|22:45 Sep 14, 2008}}
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::::::Again.... thank you.... do you like the page so far? [[User:DarkMatter|DarkMatter]] 15:16, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
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:::::::I see you've got the sig thing working. Have you read [[HTBFANJS]]? It's one of the most helpful guides here. Rather, it's the only helpful guide here. Your article sounds like it's turning into one long complaint. Which isn't exactly funny, unless you're parodying someone complaining, knowwhatImean? Video game characters are notoriously difficult to write a good article on. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|15:21 Sep 15, 2008}}
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::::::::Ah... it isn't a complaint, as i am a fan of Silver, but, there is one really funny thing i know of and have told my friend.... he cracked up! [[User:DarkMatter|DarkMatter]] 15:42, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
   
==Technically==
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== You are a star! ==
You violate your two months pants probation everytime you place your welcome message, no? {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 13:43, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
 
::Sabba sighting?! *hugtackle* You're making a valid point there... :) I should disable the link to my "office", as I currently don't frequent any IRC chatrooms... *hrm* {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>14:37, 23 Aug</small>
 
:::And someone PLEASE explain to me what silly bet Daddy agreed on to not say PantsPANTS<big>PANTS<big>PANTS!</big>Panties</big>PANTS'''Pants'''<small>Panties</small> is all about? {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>14:46, 23 Aug</small>
 
::::Mordillo: Well, I realised we would need to rewrite the whole wiki to remove all my references to the "P" word, so I'm limiting it to what I type as new stuff. I hope that meets with acceptible trousarian probation protocols.
 
::::Luvvy: It was because of a promise I made to a Uncyc users (who's name escapes me although I'm probably exaggerating). He kept his end of the bargain and so now I have to keep mine. It's a huge personal sacrifice (obviously) but I think it's one which is worth making. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>22:58, Aug 23</small></small>
 
:::::/me is still confused. Nevermind, then. I'm really tired. Migraine day. Wooot! {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>06:43, 24 Aug</small>
 
   
==/me starts an argument==
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Thanks for letting me use you... [[Stop Squirming and Hold Still]]. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 14:15, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
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:Hmm, how best to convey my reaction? Oh yes, probably: XD {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|14:20 Sep 15, 2008}}
   
Not a clue what it's about, but just to be argumentative, as you put it ;). Trousers possibly? {{User:Heerenveen/sig|25/08 20:24}}
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== I was way too lazy to put a header, or sign my post, thus revealing that I'm probably an asshole ==
:As you know, it's rather difficult for me to take an opposing position to that issue. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>20:29, Aug 25</small></small>
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Could someone help tidy up my articles? Im not really sure of the format they need to be in to avoid deletion
:I'll help ya, Daddy. Pantsies. {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>07:16, 26 Aug</small>
 
:I'm sorry, you want next door. This is abuse. You toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert! Etc etc. --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>12:32, Aug 26</i></font></small>
 
   
==Piscine puns==
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also why is there deletion here thats the worst thing about wikipedia thanks
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:First off, sign your posts. Secondly, sit down with a cup of tea and give [[HTBFANJS]] a read. Some handy templates you ought to know: {{tl|construction}} signals to other people that you're not done working on an article. Thirdly, sign your posts: I hate it when people don't bother to learn the first thing about a wiki, like, signing your posts. Fourth, if we didn't delete things, the site would be filled with unfunny bullshit. Well, more than it already is. And we don't want someone visiting the site to think we're a bunch of 12-year-olds spamming "lol metallica sux" or something similar on a website. We delete crap because it's crap. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|15:15 Sep 15, 2008}}
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::I'd like to add one other thing: '''Protip: If you don't want your articles deleted, work on them in your userspace, or even keep a copy in your userspace.''' No admin will delete something in your userspace unless you specifically request it. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|15:19 Sep 15, 2008}}
   
Thanks for more input MrN. I will get around to finishing that article, honest I will. And it shall glow radiantly in harmonic goodness. Or something. But for now, it's all I can do to get on here, wander through my watchlist, randomly insult a couple of people (see above), sort out the list, seeing as Orian's cooled on it and Hv's not bothering so much, and leave, enigmatically. Actual writing is firmly on the back burner. Far too much going on! Argh! Anyway, nice to see you, now I must dash. 1001 things to do by yesterday. --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>12:32, Aug 26</i></font></small>
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==''OH MY '''GOD!!!'''''==
:I've never commented on here suffice to say pants --{{User:DJ Irreverent/sig}} 12:36, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
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YTTE's page history disappeared when you hacked it up!!!! It's not gone forever is it?!?! IS IT!?!? {{User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig}} 23:37, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
::Cool UU... I have a few more fishy puns tucked away for sure. I guess this is a MrN-UU collab now? I have some more ideas for it...
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:<s>Yes</s> <s>No</s> Penis. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|23:42 Sep 16, 2008}}
::DJ: Welcome to my humble abode. :-) {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>12:52, Aug 26</small></small>
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::T_T {{User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig}} 23:43, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
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:::Don't you know? Penis = Yes. I guess. {{User:Methamphetamine/sig3.5}} <font color={{random colour}}>'''(23:44 09-16-2008)'''</font>
   
==Pants Banking==
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== YAYAYAY YOU WIN MESSAGE ==
   
[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/7585098.stm This] anything to do with you? --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>10:14, Aug 28</i></font></small>
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KOPY & PASTE [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Cajek/General&diff=prev&oldid=2692306 YOUR MESSAGE TO ME FROM 9 MONTHS AGO] TO DIS PAGE!
:Ha Ha! That was really quite funny! I shall include reference to it in a project I have planned for when my 2 month ban expires... {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>11:06, Aug 28</small></small>
 
::Offering my 2cents here... [http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/bonjour Nothing to do with pants...] (however it's likely not safe for work...) {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>07:03, 14 Sep</small>
 
:::That is just... Um. Awesome! {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>14:29, Sep 14</small></small>
 
   
==ICU Contributions==
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YOU WIN?
How do I know when I have made a "significant" contribution to an article? Does fixing up grammar & punctuation plus adding header sections count? And yes, I plan to leave future ICU templates alone for now. [[User:Simsilikesims|Simsilikesims]] 20:38, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
 
:Fixing up grammar & punctuation alone probably does not count. The simple answer is to check with the person who left the ICU by asking them on their talk page. If they are happy for you to remove it, then it's OK. After seven days without being edited, an admin will make the judgement to delete or not, so there is really not that much point in removing the ICU anyway. If you had added LOADS of great new material, maybe it would be different and you could remove it, but still... Removing ICUs is one of those things which people get a bit "itchy" about when non admins do it, which is why I recommend that you steer clear of doing it under any circumstances at least until you have been around a good while longer... Gerrycheevers added that ICU for good reason. As it was we had to have a VFD vote which is a lot more effort for the community than if the normal process had run its course... Anyways... No harm done. Enjoy. :) {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>20:52, Aug 29</small></small>
 
   
== UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008 ==
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YES!
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/08-28-08}}
 
{{User:Heerenveen/sig3|30/08 20:16}}
 
   
== What's the Big Idea? ==
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SINCERE,
[[Image:Blackadde.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Now who's being fake?]]
 
You think you can just go on here and delete my comment? What is your problem? You had no right to do that, so put my comment back. {{unsigned|72.95.139.248}}
 
:What are you talking about? {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>17:25, Aug 31</small></small>
 
::[EC] I think he's on about ''Mordillo'' deleting [[Fucking You page sucks]]. {{User:Heerenveen/sig3|31/08 17:27}}
 
:::How could anyone mistake me for Mordillo? I'm far better looking. Does Mordillo have breasts like these??? {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>17:29, Aug 31</small></small>
 
::::Well yes. you she-males all look the same. {{User:Orian57/sig4}} ''<small><span style="color: magenta;">19:52 31 August 2008</span></small>''
 
:::::I have no idea what you are talking about. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>20:08, Aug 31</small></small>
 
::::::On reflection neither do I. Trust me, if it made sense it would have been hillarious. {{User:Orian57/sig4}} ''<small><span style="color: magenta;">20:31 31 August 2008</span></small>''
 
:::::::You all better start claiming I'm the better looking, if you know what's best for you. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 08:06, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
 
:::::::::::::/me digs out a kitten and cuddles it. Awwww... Did you say something? Sabba, you're both good looking, however since ''Safta'' would kill me for anything I could come up with convincing you're the better looking one, Sabba, I'll just claim that you two are tied right after my ''Significant Other''... *ahem* {{User:Luvvy/sig2}} <small>19:58, 1 Sep</small>
 
::::::::HeHe... I wondered if you were still spying on me. ;-) {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>09:09, Sep 1</small></small>
 
   
==rowdyspoon==
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{{U|Cajek|THE CONGRATULATION FOUNDATION}}
   
Okay I guess I was just being lazy with the Borat thing, but thanks for the help (making the pictures and generally tiding it up) {{unsigned|Rowdyspoon}}
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== UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008 ==
:Cool, no problem. Don't forget to sig your posts on talk pages with <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>. Also, I moved this to the bottom, where the new messages go! {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>09:09, Sep 1</small></small>
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/09-11-08}} {{User:MantiBot/Signature}} 10:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
== Okay....CRAP! ==
 
   
Thanks for the feedback, and additions to the article. A former UWE student...what are the chances!? I know I'm supposed to make it funny for people who don't know it, but those people annoy me. They require me to think of universally funny content. Like you said "IT'S A UNIVERSITY DAMMIT!"...who else is gonna read it but UWE students?...my target audience. It's not exactly a world famous uni. Anyways, it's my first attempt EVER at comedic writing and I'm staring to realise how difficult it is! Maybe I should just bail out now and congregate on the grass with the Carroll Courtians.
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==Woah Woah Woah==
:Well, the "IT'S A UNIVERSITY DAMMIT!" line would probably be considered universally funny if you are witting the article from the perspective and using the tone of a student who is defending their university. The "Oh, you mean Bristol Polly" line (I think) also works at a wider level. I'm not sure how many people will know who "Carroll Courtians" are though. You get what I'm saying I'm sure. You can get away with some inside jokes (maybe) if there is enough other generic stuff to make the general public happy. Like you said, it's tricky to make it appeal to the wider group of readers. Who said writing for Uncyc was easy? I read what you did, and I think you can do it though. Ya clearly have a fair bit of writing talent so I think you can manage it. I suggest you maybe consider changing the tone of the article a little to give it a bit more character. Choose an interesting perspective to write from. Maybe pretend the author is a teacher, or the student was thrown out or maybe the student is stoned? Maybe they are pissed off with their exam results? You get the idea... Do something to make this stand about all the other Bollocks we get from students at all the other Unis. I think you can manage it. I will take a look tonight to see what you have done. I EXPECT those papers to be worked on boy! (hehe) {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>09:09, Sep 1</small></small>
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I've obviously missed a lot of shit while I was gone (and I'm still technically gone until Monday), but I didn't expect many pleasant surprises when I returned. Glad to see you're back around here. Also, how's that other "thing" coming along? You know. The ''thing''. Sorry I haven't been around for it too, this whole internet thing struck me pretty unexpectedly, I was never able to really alert anybody. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:15, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
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:The thing is going really, really well. Three-quarters of the team is ready to go. We've had loads of technical and non-technical difficulties that we've just resolved, so your return (on Mondayish, anyway) is what is known as Perfect Fucking Timing.
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:Oh, and Ethine and I are engaged.<ref>In highly intellectual discussion.</ref> And, I found my sense of humor again. The bugger seems to be running off when I get into, I don't know, depressive periods. Yes, that's right: I've been an uptight fucker because I was on my periods. Considering this has been going on and off since April, I've decided to do something about it. I'm either going to see a professional or beat myself over the head with a mallet. I think I'll flip a coin.
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:Also: GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK!! {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|04:10 Sep 20, 2008}}
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::Strangely fitting you'd be the first to make an Ethine joke out of the two of us =) Give my best to the others, and hopefully everything will be back in full swing by Monday or Tuesday. Also, let Sys know I'll be getting a ribbon mic by the end of October. That should make him salivate a little bit. Heh. And I got a funny little image of the south park Dr. Skullthumper laying with his hands crossed on a psychiatrist's couch when you mentioned a professional. Hope that all works out well. Ask Ethine what she'd like for a wedding present. I know I can probably get away with getting you a hammer or something. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:40, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
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<references />
   
== pants ==
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==Thanks==
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I know nuffin' about that "programmy language" thingy, except what I stole from other pages. I'd give you a cookie, but "C" is for cookie. This leads to the stunningly obvious conclusion that cookies are for me. I'm sorry, but the math is quite clear on that. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 21:09, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
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:You're welcome. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|23:31 Sep 21, 2008}}
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::I'd try to learn about it, but me haves enough trubl wiff english. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 23:37, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
   
<nowiki>{{subst:thankyouforwelcome}}</nowiki> [[User:Tusho|Tusho]] 16:24, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
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==Hey==
   
== UnSignpost: Pants Pantsth, Pants Thousand and Pants (4/9/08) ==
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I don't want to sound noob-ish and that (obviously, I am), but do you know how to create a custom sig? if so, create a custom sig for me (random names appear in my name, replacing "insert name here" lol). [[User:Mr. Insert Name Here|Mr. Insert Name Here]] 19:03, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/09-04-08}} {{User:Heerenveen/sig|5/09 16:56}}
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:I'm not sure how often I'll be around to actually do the whole custom-sig bit, but here's the important bit you need to know. First, create [[User:Mr. Insert Name Here/sig|a subpage]]. Then, go out and get a turkey sub. Next, ship the turkey sub via e-mail over to me; I'm hungry. After that, you'll want to put your custom sig in said subpage, go to [[Special:Preferences|your preferences]] and tick "Raw signature," then put <nowiki>{{nosubst|User:Mr. Insert Name Here/sig}}</nowiki> in the box right above that. Hope this helps! {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|04:37 Sep 30, 2008}}
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::Or, if you want a sig that works, put <nowiki>{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Mr. Insert Name Here/sig}}</nowiki> in the nickname box. - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>19:44, Sep 30</small></small>
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:::Or totally that. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|01:50 Oct 02, 2008}}
   
==Ooooooohh, someone's in troooooouuuuuubbbllleee...==
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== Bonsoir ==
[http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion&diff=3300633&oldid=3300629 lolololoyou get the idea.] - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>06:25, Sep 7</small></small>
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Bonsoir Moiseur SkullThumper. Jem' appelle Cecil. Je suis Canadienne! Je suis de Quebec. Comment 'appelle vous?--[[Special:Contributions/98.183.186.31|98.183.186.31]] 22:57, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
:Not sure I do get the idea actually! Um, they are? Would that someone be me? Don't forget, I'm just a humble Brit and don't understand some of the history here. I just saw a stub which looked ripe for deletion so recommended using the redirect given by MadMax. What did I do??? {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>09:09, Sep 7</small></small>
 
::You didn't sign. Also, [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Undictionary:B&curid=14485&diff=3302416&oldid=3302410 What the hell?] You're kidding, right??? /me punches MrN. --{{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 01:20, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
 
:::What MrN is expected to sign now? Well, I never... Well, one liners are OK in Undictionary... I did think it was a good one. Probably better than some of the others which you left in. Don't forget dude, you are probably one of the more deletionist users on Uncyc so ya need to be careful... I do understand what you are trying to do though. ;) I really am going to bed now though... Night. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>01:32, Sep 8</small></small>
 
::::Deletionist my ass! I simply believe we should delete all but the 7,000 best articles on the site. Then, we'd be able to restart with only the best! We'd then recruit a few more Jews (21) to write 7,000 more articles a day! In a weeks time, we'd have the greatest site ever with exactly 42,000 articles! It'd be perfect! Mwhahahaha! ... What? Like you don't like that idea, too! --{{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 01:45, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
 
   
==Thanks!==
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==so i herd ur sad==
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diagram --> :(
   
{{User:Orian57/VFH thanks 3}}
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I tell you what I tell all my patients who are also my doctors: Thetans! They're in ur soul, causin' all ur problemz! Simply kneel and renounce your beliefs for Tom Cruise and his science fiction book, and ye shalt be saved for the one-time-only low-low price of only $250,000 while supplies last! - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>19:53, Sep 30</small></small>
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:Pilates, man. That's where it's at. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 19:59, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
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::''Thetan'' pilates? - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>20:15, Sep 30</small></small>
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:I BLAME SOCIETY. Mostly because I've heard society is lazy and fat, so they're not likely to get up off the couch to defend themselves. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|01:52 Oct 02, 2008}}
   
You'll probably notice that I'm asking everyone what it was about the article they liked. Well I don't need to know from you. You were only voting for so I'd have to come here and edit. I know your game Mister. Seriously though, thanks! {{User:Orian57/sig4}} ''<small><span style="color: magenta;">02:31 13 September 2008</span></small>''
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== Nazi Categorizer/UnScripts:The Symposium ==
   
== Updates and what ya think? ==
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Good stuff - it has a quite a lot of subpages, I think they're templates which you use on the main article, I'm guessing you know what your about, but on the surface these could be classified as article subpages - I can do this, but I wanted to check if there might be some reason not to:) {{user:sycamore/sig2}} 15:58, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
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:Yeah, sure, knock yourself out. Label 'em however you like, they're just shortcuts for mass formatting in lieu of CSS. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|06:20 Oct 04, 2008}}
   
I've revisited [[Command & Conquer: Read Alert 3]] and my page [[User:ASHPD]] and re-improve on it. What ya think? I need feedbacks! ~[[User:ASHPD|ASHPD]] (unknown time)
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== UnSignpost: October 3rd, 2008 ==
:Hmm, well my first thought is that I'm not a fan of what you have done with the boxes in the "READ ALERT 3 Overarching Storyline" sections. I don't think using boxes in that way there really works. This is meant to be a parody of an Encyclopaedia ya know. Did you ever see that kinda thing in an Encyclopaedia? I recommend just using the normal headings and sub headings. Kinda boring I know, but I think as it stands it's not really working. I will read the whole thing later when I get a chance... {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>18:01, Sep 13</small></small>
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/10-02-08}} {{User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig}} 23:17, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
   
== Question! ==
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== Happy Birthday!!! ==
 
What the hell happened to my talk page?!?! {{User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig}} 00:07, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
 
:A vandal/idiot moved it, and then moved it again. I can't fix it for you dude, sorry. I'm not an admin. It needs an admin to huff the original redirect created by the move to make way to move it back. I have listed this on [[UN:BP]], so an admin will fix this mess for you when they get around to it. Sorry dude. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>00:13, Sep 16</small></small>
 
::sigh... well, thanks for clearing that up :) {{User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig}} 00:29, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
 
...and here's yours!
 
{{User:Regret Tenenbaum/Special cookie|fixing up all my talk page trouble!}}
 
{{User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig}} 04:01, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
 
:::Awesome. Why would I want "weed"? There is enough of that in my garden... Um. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>10:46, Sep 16</small></small>
 
 
==Re: Turn on, tune in, cop out==
 
Thank you old friend. No, I'm not just here for the conflict but sometimes people just don't give me any other choice. --[[User:Narcissus Black|Narcissus Black]] 20:34, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
 
:Well if you don't mind me saying, you did appear to be talking a rather confrontational stance to some of the other users. Basically all I was saying was that maybe you just need to chill out a bit. I know Uncyc can be frustrating sometimes (believe me, I really do), but if you take the time to get to know some of the guys on here you will find that most of them are actually pretty cool... That dude you were edit waring with for example. He's actually a really good guy. Basically, what I suggest is that the next time you feel frustrated, take a walk away from the computer for a while and come back a bit later when you have had a chance to cool down. Then send the user in question a message on their talk page explaining things. You might be surprised at the response you get... Have fun. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>20:40, Sep 16</small></small>
 
::Cheers but seriously, Sycamore is out to get me. Look at my contributions then look at the edit histories of the articles I've edited and you can bet that about ninety percent of my edits will have been reverted by this loser with no explanation and about 99.9% of my edits are ingeniously funny. He is the ultimate cyberstalker. I think he's jealous because I'm wittier than him. --[[User:Narcissus Black|Narcissus Black]] 12:07, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
 
:::That's exactly the attitude that got you banned in the first place. Try talking with him, and when I say "talk" I mean "talk" - don't tell him how much you are better than him. Improve the attitude and you'll become much more popular instantly. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 12:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
 
::::Just as a brief statement: I don't not have personal gripe against you - I have gone through the reasons of why your edits were reverted. I ask politely and civilly not continue with this vendetta against myself, not to call fellow users names like “twerp”, “loser”, they're just too near the bone. Seriously, read our '''[[HTBFANJS|literature]]''' on contributions '''listen''' and you won't go far wrong:) {{user:sycamore/sig2}} 12:36, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
 
 
== UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008 ==
 
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/09-11-08}} {{User:MantiBot/Signature}} 11:10, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
 
 
== Steven Seagal ==
 
 
Thanks for welcoming me! So was that the right sort of thing? [[User:Fr33kman|Fr33kman]] <sup>[[User talk:Fr33kman|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Fr33kman|c]]</sup> 22:05, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
 
:Hea! Welcome again to Uncyclopedia. Sure... Looks like you have made some good contributions there to that article. Don't feel too worried about making changes to articles, it's easy to undo them anyway, and from what you have done so far it looks to me like you are going to do a lot more good stuff here. If you have any questions or just want help with anything, feel free to ask away. :-) Enjoy... {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>23:33, Sep 19</small></small>
 
 
== Alright, then ==
 
I've just phoned my Mum and she said that you have permission to adopt me. Just so long as 'adopt' isn't prison lingo or anything. [[User:Geoffprickett|Geoffprickett]] 21:32, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
 
:If you could just pick up the soap... {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>21:39, Sep 26</small></small>
 
::Oh, I thought we were "special friends", oh well... {{user:sycamore/sig2}} 21:41, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
 
:::Your soap smells funny. Geoff's is far fresher... Just a bit lower now... Ah, that's it. :) {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>21:43, Sep 26</small></small>
 
::::My soap was also herbal remedy though {{user:sycamore/sig2}} 21:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
 
:::::Oh my God, it's '''Deliverence'''! [[User:Geoffprickett|Geoffprickett]] 21:49, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
 
Hello ... er 'Dad'. I need your help. Due to my hastiness, I created [[UnNews:Sylvia's Mother, Mrs Avery, admits to lying|this article]] and I would like to change the title to '''UnNews: Sylvia's Mother, Mrs Avery admits she lied'''. Can you change it for me or at least show me how to do it? It's a shock for me as it's the first article I've written without including any reference to genitalia. [[User:Geoffprickett|Geoffprickett]] 13:12, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
 
:Hea. Well, you use the "move" button! It's one of the tabs at the top of the page (just to the right of the "Discussion" tab. We don't "rename" pages we "move" them... I never really understood the difference... The move will create a "redirect" page in place of the old page such that anything which links to the old name will be bounced to the new one. You need to be a user of 4 days to move pages, which I think you are! so there should be no problems... Let me know if you have any trouble with this... Oh, nice minge you have there. I wish you <s>lick</s> luck on VFH with it. Just remember that the voters over there are EVIL!!! EVIL I tells you! So, don't take it too hard if it does not pass. It's looking good right now though, but anything can happen... {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>13:23, Oct 4</small></small>
 
::Dad, could I request a perusal of [[Grandad Knows Best|my latest bid to avoid getting anything featured]] I know you're the picture expert, so tell me if i need anymore on there. Thanks. [[User:Geoffprickett|Geoffprickett]] 07:03, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
 
:::Consider it added to my list. I will take a proper look at it sometime soon. ;) {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>21:12, Oct 8</small></small>
 
 
== UnSignpost: October 3rd, 2008 ==
 
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/10-02-08}} {{User:Regret Tenenbaum/sig}} 23:35, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
 
   
== You rock and so forth ==
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<font size="7" color="purple">HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SKULLY!!!!!!</font><font color="purple">Love, {{User:Vampiregirl/sig}} </font>
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:'''+17.5 points''' for brightening my night/early morning. Please drive up to the next window to collect your prize. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|06:32 Oct 04, 2008}}
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::It's your birthday? OMGWTF happy birthday. Try not to accidentally thump someone's knee or something, you senile old doctor! {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 14:14, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
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:::They are going to let you vote now? Bloody hell. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>15:06, Oct 4</small></small>
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::::Scary, I know... {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|18:59 Oct 04, 2008}}
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Happy birthday, apparently. I'd send you some golden memories but prices are going through the roof with the crash and all. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 21:52, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
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:Meh. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|15:12 Oct 06, 2008}}
   
{{Cookie|user:Cajek}}
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Oh yeah. Birthday and all. I missed it because I was moving in that day. Shame, I would have given you head and everything. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:50, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
Thank you for getting me that feature, N! I hope we can put our violent past behind us, now that one of my mediocre articles got featured... I hope so. I hope we can be friends instead of ''virulent ENEMIES'' but that's up to you. AS SOON AS YOU STOP BEING A DICK!! Have a cookie! :D
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:[[wikipedia:Nero Wolfe|Pfui]]. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|15:12 Oct 06, 2008}}
   
Now, teach me how to win [[UotM]] in a month. Hurry! {{User:Cajek/sig2|13:43, 05 Oct 2008}}
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I remembered your b-day, but I was too much of a dick to say anything. Yeah: go vote, buy porn, and sign up for the army now, you 18-year-old!! QUIT MOCKING ME WITH YOUR YOUTH! {{User:Cajek/sig2|5:55 Oct 06, 2008}}
:The site is running slower than a sexy blond chasing me down a dark ally. That's for sure. It's almost like the site is vulnerable to some kind of change which could really mess things up... Oh, you forgot to sig your name [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Forum:Uncyclopedia_domain_name&t=20081004235724#A_Short_Statement here]. Yep... "We" do know what we are doing with this, and your sig would be important...
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:{{u|Cajek}}!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG IT'S CAJEK! OMG! CAJEEEEEEEK! Thanks for the happy birthday wish! I am honored by your very presence! {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|15:12 Oct 06, 2008}}
:How to win UotM? Heck knows. Maybe re-write [[BGBU]]? [[User:MrN9000/G1|Here is a starting point for you!]] There is a talk page also... Seriously. This really needs doing, [[BGBU]] suxs balls. If you fixed that, I think UotM would be yours (next month anyway)... {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>13:54, Oct 5</small></small>
 
   
 
== Thanks for the vote ==
 
== Thanks for the vote ==
   
 
{{User:Sycamore/Frogthanks}}
 
{{User:Sycamore/Frogthanks}}
Thanks again:) {{user:sycamore/sig2}} 13:54, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
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Thanks there:) {{user:sycamore/sig2}} 13:48, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
   
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== [[Polar Express]] ==
   
== Extremely Boring Sig Question ==
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I saw your vote on that [[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Grandad Knows Best|Grandad's Stories]] thing. I'd like to jump in and say that children being picked up by an alcoholic, drug-abusing black man in a conductors' outfit without pants on Christmas eve isn't funny: it's just children being picked up by an alcoholic, drug-abusing black man in a conductors' outfit without pants on Christmas eve! I'd like to say that the article I wrote was ''Unchristian, intolerant, and pro-child abuse,'' and that Cajek is not fit to run this country! He's- '''/me brings Dr. Skullthumper closer''' ''He's the anti-Christ! I'M SERIOUS! DON'T VOTE FOR HIS STUPID SHIT! ...oh my god, he's coming!'' '''/me sits up straight and pretends like nothing is going on''' Oh, and thank you for liking my article! :D {{User:Cajek/sig2|1:07 Oct 09, 2008}}
Not that anyone wants to contact me, can you tell me why the <span class="nounderlinelink"> '''[[User:Geoffprickett|Geoff Prickett]]'''<span class="plainlinks">&nbsp;[[Image:Icons-flag-gb.png]] <small>''' ([[User_talk:Geoffprickett|Speech]])'''</small></span></span>
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:OMG IT'S CAJEK {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|01:10 Oct 09, 2008}} AND FOR THE MOMENT HE'S UNBANNED!!!
'talk' link on my sig doesn't seem to work when I save it?
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::YAY! ...I MEAN BOO! {{User:Cajek/sig2|1:15 Oct 09, 2008}}
:Oh. It appears to work now. Bugger. Didn't do that on my own pages! You ain't seen me, right? --{{User:Geoffprickett/sig}} 21:23, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
 
::Silly Geoff. On your talk page, you are... On your talk page. It's a bit like linking to [[User talk:MrN9000]] for example. :P {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>21:27, Oct 8</small></small>
 
:::Er .. No, I was ... just testing you and I'm not at all embarrassed. (Erase this. Erase this now!):@ --{{User:Geoffprickett/sig}} 21:31, 8 October 2008 (UTC)
 
:Phew! That Skullthumper guy doesn't like anything, does he? I'm going to pop off on an extended hiatus, I think. It hasn't been a successful couple of weeks and my only surprise is that I lasted so long. I got to do a signature and everything! But I'm glad I gave it another chance. The rejection levels are higher than the BBC's! I'm never really certain what I can write that people here will like. As I feared last time - There's just not enough understanding of ''humour'' and too many proponents of ''Humor''. Uncycl just doesn't like newbies. {{User:Geoffprickett/sig}} 06:06, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
 
::OK... This is the second time you have gotten upset as a result of something not doing that well on VFH? I disagree with everything you just said above. I think you are putting too much weight on the importance of VFH. It's just a vote anyway. You ''should'' be writing first and foremost for your own amusement. If others like it, great. If they don't it does not really matter. Actually Skullthumper is (almost always in my view) a very good judge of humour. It's not about humour/humor. That article you submitted was simply not that great (in my view). Some of the other stuff you have written was much better. Your parody of live aid was awesome (in my view).
 
::Listen to the advice UU gave you on your talk page. UU ''really'' knows what he is talking about. Self noms are a particularly poor idea. Mainly cos this kinda thing can happen. Probably a good idea to avoid the self noms. Others ''will'' do it if they thing it's got a chance. Seriously.
 
::We are (I hope) accepting of n00bs. But you are hardly a n00b now are you? What would you change to make us more accepting of n00bs anyway? Got any specific suggestions?
 
::We have all been kicked in the balls over at VFH. You are not the first. It normally happens when someone does a self nom. Basically... Don't be so silly. You are a good writer, but you're taking it all to seriously. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>08:51, Oct 9</small></small>
 

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Toodles.

Wow, Olipro of all people is making you quit? I thought you a bigger man, "Skullthumper" --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:29, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
What I find hard to believe is that you are willing to give up on a years work on a humour website over a joke. Irony, or what? Are you Nintendorulez in disguise? ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
This is Olipro we're talking about, right? (from the alternate audio track on the DVD of Unforgiven)
"I'm Olipro and I've buggered women and children. I've buggered everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to bugger you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned."
Don't ask me how I discovered this hidden track. It's a shame that I plan to carry to my grave. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:19, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
awww! aw, awwwwwww! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:05, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

I wouldn't like to think I made you leave over the fact you fancy another Uncyc user who you never met, but equally, if you take me that seriously you probably need to take some time out to mature "like a piece of stilton" -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:14, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Or perhaps, you need to realize when to stop.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:26 Aug 22, 2008
It's done, I've stopped, see the VD. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:47, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 12:12, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Uh

Please don't leave on account of one person. It's so easy to just ignore that person. A lot of people on here are dicks, but for every one of those people, there's 2 people who aren't dicks. And that makes, like 38 people at least who aren't dicks...and...um...kinda forgot what I was sayin'. Oh yeah. Dicks. Anyway, like...don't go. Or whatever. Kitty!Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh 19:36, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Anyway...

I brought a picture of some sausages. Hope you like them.

Sausages

MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:59, Aug 22

Hey, look at this!

Puppy23

Isn't he so cute?

Look at the adorable puppy. He wants you to come back. His eyes cry for your return. How can you possibly say no to him?

Observe his lonely gaze. Surely, it is a gaze of sadness that can only be remedied by the return of the one who has possession of him; the one whose talk page currently hosts his image and likeness.

Despite the loss, he still maintains an ever so slight smile in hope that one may finally return to properly care for him. He needs a doctor to make sure that he is healthy and can become a full, adult dog. He needs someone of power to maintain a watchful eye over him. He may also be some sort of allegory for this site, but let's ignore that, and carefully see him, sitting there, waiting for you.

How could you deny him of that? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 15:21, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

Now look at this!

Humanturd

GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS.


Doesn't that make you feel all warm inside? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Darling

Skully, it's all over now, the whole thread is gone, your request for me to stop victimising you is granted, and even better; nobody is paying any more attention to you and the original "joke" that upset you... suffice to say that your grievance has essentially been destroyed.

Your Move. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:19, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008

–—Hv (talk) 30/08 19:58

WTH

Why won't you let the Runescape page be created? Ldude893 09:41, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Because nobody seems able to create a page there that doesn't suck. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:54, Sep 1
A runescape page would be funny as heck... you should unblock it. -- Someone too lazy to sign up
Get an account and write it in your userspace to prove to me that it would be "funny as heck," as you say. Otherwise, no.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:57 Sep 02, 2008
There is no reason why you should block it. Ldude893 04:40, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Yes there is. Pretty much every blocked page here is blocked for one reason: people keep on creating crap versions of it. We don't arbitrarily decide to block pages to piss people off. Well, not that often. So create the article in your userspace here and prove that you are finally bestowing on us a funny article to fill that page, and the admins will then unblock the page and shift it in there. Simple. Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:12, Sep 3
Give me access to the older versions so I can see why it's locked Ldude893 11:27, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
I'd love to restore all 2,053 deleted edits just for you. Absolutely love to. Except my DSL is broken, and I'm stuck on dialup, which I'll have to be off of in a few minutes. So, no. Suffice to say all of the old revisions failed HTBFANJS. Read that, then write.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:55 Sep 04, 2008
........
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Well? Ldude893 01:35, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
Well what? Did you write a funny version yet? If not, get to it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:55 Sep 08, 2008
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WELL?!?   Le Cejak <2:18, 08 Sep 2008>
You never give a chance for articles to live, do you.Ldude893 11:26, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
What part of "Do it in your userspace" is so hard to understand? Listen, let me explain why it got deleted. Uncyclopedia has a whole bunch of titles that are protected for one reason or another. This system of protected titles was first CVP - where the titles were created with a redirect to the CVP page and protected - then DPP - where the titles were included in a cascading protected page. The newest method involves protecting those titles directly. When I was first admin'd, I took on the large task of getting all of the CVP pages and DPP pages protected directly. If you look at the history of the article Runescape, you'll notice it is indeed one of these CVP'd pages. Therefore, it should not exist, and the page should be protected. I deleted the article because of this. I didn't see that you added anything beyond what you had in your userspace, but if you need it back to work on I'll be more than happy to restore it to your userspace.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:06 Sep 13, 2008

Slipknot?????

WHy is the page on Slipknot locked? I had some seriously funny ideas cooked up in my head.

Slipknot?????

Why is the Slipknot page locked? My Russian/Australian compatriots and I have some very funny ideas going... The preceding unsigned comment was added by Teh doctor (talk • contribs)

See that bit above this? The one titled WTH? Read it, replacing the word "Runescape" with "Slipknot". Voila! --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:05, Sep 4
Write an article in your userspace, then. Also, what Under user said.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:57 Sep 04, 2008
User:Teh doctor/Slipknot. There! Done! happy? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Teh doctor (talk • contribs)
Mainspaced. Also, sign your friggin' posts. If you want some advice on how to make it betterer, check out UN:PR, but you've actually made a page that's not QVFD or VFD fodder on Slipknot! Congratulations sir!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:56 Sep 14, 2008

UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008

―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 5/09 16:36

WTF?

WTF isn't Cajek blocked? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:32, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, good question. I must be slacking on my admin duties again. Which is a bit paradoxical, considering one of the admin's duties is to slack off.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:49 Sep 13, 2008

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WELL?! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:51, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Please stop deleting my Silver The Hedgehog page!

I am not done yet, and i have some kewl idea's for it! The preceding unsigned comment was added by DarkMatter (talk • contribs)

Hi there! If a page is in construction, it's a good idea to add {{construction}} to it to show the rest of us that you're not done yet. Also, it's less annoying if you use the Preview button.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:40 Sep 14, 2008
umm.. okay... thanx. The preceding unsigned comment was added by DarkMatter (talk • contribs)
Welcome. Also, please sign your posts with four tildes, like so: ~~~~ so other people can see who's talking.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:47 Sep 14, 2008
Thanx again, sorry to bother you, i'm new here.
DarkMatter
Not a problem, dude. (P.S. the four tildes - ~~~~ - automatically transform into your username, a link to your userpage, and the time you posted. So you'd write Message ~~~~.)  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:45 Sep 14, 2008
Again.... thank you.... do you like the page so far? DarkMatter 15:16, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
I see you've got the sig thing working. Have you read HTBFANJS? It's one of the most helpful guides here. Rather, it's the only helpful guide here. Your article sounds like it's turning into one long complaint. Which isn't exactly funny, unless you're parodying someone complaining, knowwhatImean? Video game characters are notoriously difficult to write a good article on.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:21 Sep 15, 2008
Ah... it isn't a complaint, as i am a fan of Silver, but, there is one really funny thing i know of and have told my friend.... he cracked up! DarkMatter 15:42, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

You are a star!

Thanks for letting me use you... Stop Squirming and Hold Still. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:15, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, how best to convey my reaction? Oh yes, probably: XD  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 14:20 Sep 15, 2008

I was way too lazy to put a header, or sign my post, thus revealing that I'm probably an asshole

Could someone help tidy up my articles? Im not really sure of the format they need to be in to avoid deletion

also why is there deletion here thats the worst thing about wikipedia thanks

First off, sign your posts. Secondly, sit down with a cup of tea and give HTBFANJS a read. Some handy templates you ought to know: {{construction}} signals to other people that you're not done working on an article. Thirdly, sign your posts: I hate it when people don't bother to learn the first thing about a wiki, like, signing your posts. Fourth, if we didn't delete things, the site would be filled with unfunny bullshit. Well, more than it already is. And we don't want someone visiting the site to think we're a bunch of 12-year-olds spamming "lol metallica sux" or something similar on a website. We delete crap because it's crap.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:15 Sep 15, 2008
I'd like to add one other thing: Protip: If you don't want your articles deleted, work on them in your userspace, or even keep a copy in your userspace. No admin will delete something in your userspace unless you specifically request it.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:19 Sep 15, 2008

OH MY GOD!!!

YTTE's page history disappeared when you hacked it up!!!! It's not gone forever is it?!?! IS IT!?!? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:37, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes No Penis.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:42 Sep 16, 2008
T_T -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:43, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Don't you know? Penis = Yes. I guess. Sire !! -4- (23:44 09-16-2008)

YAYAYAY YOU WIN MESSAGE

KOPY & PASTE YOUR MESSAGE TO ME FROM 9 MONTHS AGO TO DIS PAGE!

YOU WIN?

YES!

SINCERE,

THE CONGRATULATION FOUNDATION

UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 10:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Woah Woah Woah

I've obviously missed a lot of shit while I was gone (and I'm still technically gone until Monday), but I didn't expect many pleasant surprises when I returned. Glad to see you're back around here. Also, how's that other "thing" coming along? You know. The thing. Sorry I haven't been around for it too, this whole internet thing struck me pretty unexpectedly, I was never able to really alert anybody. -RAHB 01:15, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

The thing is going really, really well. Three-quarters of the team is ready to go. We've had loads of technical and non-technical difficulties that we've just resolved, so your return (on Mondayish, anyway) is what is known as Perfect Fucking Timing.
Oh, and Ethine and I are engaged.[1] And, I found my sense of humor again. The bugger seems to be running off when I get into, I don't know, depressive periods. Yes, that's right: I've been an uptight fucker because I was on my periods. Considering this has been going on and off since April, I've decided to do something about it. I'm either going to see a professional or beat myself over the head with a mallet. I think I'll flip a coin.
Also: GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK!!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:10 Sep 20, 2008
Strangely fitting you'd be the first to make an Ethine joke out of the two of us =) Give my best to the others, and hopefully everything will be back in full swing by Monday or Tuesday. Also, let Sys know I'll be getting a ribbon mic by the end of October. That should make him salivate a little bit. Heh. And I got a funny little image of the south park Dr. Skullthumper laying with his hands crossed on a psychiatrist's couch when you mentioned a professional. Hope that all works out well. Ask Ethine what she'd like for a wedding present. I know I can probably get away with getting you a hammer or something. -RAHB 05:40, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
  1. In highly intellectual discussion.

Thanks

I know nuffin' about that "programmy language" thingy, except what I stole from other pages. I'd give you a cookie, but "C" is for cookie. This leads to the stunningly obvious conclusion that cookies are for me. I'm sorry, but the math is quite clear on that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:09, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

You're welcome.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:31 Sep 21, 2008
I'd try to learn about it, but me haves enough trubl wiff english. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:37, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

Hey

I don't want to sound noob-ish and that (obviously, I am), but do you know how to create a custom sig? if so, create a custom sig for me (random names appear in my name, replacing "insert name here" lol). Mr. Insert Name Here 19:03, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure how often I'll be around to actually do the whole custom-sig bit, but here's the important bit you need to know. First, create a subpage. Then, go out and get a turkey sub. Next, ship the turkey sub via e-mail over to me; I'm hungry. After that, you'll want to put your custom sig in said subpage, go to your preferences and tick "Raw signature," then put {{nosubst|User:Mr. Insert Name Here/sig}} in the box right above that. Hope this helps!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:37 Sep 30, 2008
Or, if you want a sig that works, put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Mr. Insert Name Here/sig}} in the nickname box. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:44, Sep 30
Or totally that.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:50 Oct 02, 2008

Bonsoir

Bonsoir Moiseur SkullThumper. Jem' appelle Cecil. Je suis Canadienne! Je suis de Quebec. Comment 'appelle vous?--98.183.186.31 22:57, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

so i herd ur sad

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I tell you what I tell all my patients who are also my doctors: Thetans! They're in ur soul, causin' all ur problemz! Simply kneel and renounce your beliefs for Tom Cruise and his science fiction book, and ye shalt be saved for the one-time-only low-low price of only $250,000 while supplies last! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:53, Sep 30

Pilates, man. That's where it's at. -RAHB 19:59, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
Thetan pilates? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:15, Sep 30
I BLAME SOCIETY. Mostly because I've heard society is lazy and fat, so they're not likely to get up off the couch to defend themselves.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:52 Oct 02, 2008

Nazi Categorizer/UnScripts:The Symposium

Good stuff - it has a quite a lot of subpages, I think they're templates which you use on the main article, I'm guessing you know what your about, but on the surface these could be classified as article subpages - I can do this, but I wanted to check if there might be some reason not to:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:58, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, sure, knock yourself out. Label 'em however you like, they're just shortcuts for mass formatting in lieu of CSS.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:20 Oct 04, 2008

UnSignpost: October 3rd, 2008

-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:17, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SKULLY!!!!!!Love, Sig 

+17.5 points for brightening my night/early morning. Please drive up to the next window to collect your prize.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:32 Oct 04, 2008
It's your birthday? OMGWTF happy birthday. Try not to accidentally thump someone's knee or something, you senile old doctor! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:14, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
They are going to let you vote now? Bloody hell. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:06, Oct 4
Scary, I know...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 18:59 Oct 04, 2008

Happy birthday, apparently. I'd send you some golden memories but prices are going through the roof with the crash and all. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:52, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Meh.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:12 Oct 06, 2008

Oh yeah. Birthday and all. I missed it because I was moving in that day. Shame, I would have given you head and everything. -RAHB 05:50, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Pfui.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:12 Oct 06, 2008

I remembered your b-day, but I was too much of a dick to say anything. Yeah: go vote, buy porn, and sign up for the army now, you 18-year-old!! QUIT MOCKING ME WITH YOUR YOUTH!   Le Cejak <5:55 Oct 06, 2008>

Cajek!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG IT'S CAJEK! OMG! CAJEEEEEEEK! Thanks for the happy birthday wish! I am honored by your very presence!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:12 Oct 06, 2008

Thanks for the vote

Art-Nouveau-Metro-Chateau-dEau-Sign-Paris-France-Photographic-Print-C12897178 Thanks for the vote on
France
Now let's go strike again!

Thanks there:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:48, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Polar Express

I saw your vote on that Grandad's Stories thing. I'd like to jump in and say that children being picked up by an alcoholic, drug-abusing black man in a conductors' outfit without pants on Christmas eve isn't funny: it's just children being picked up by an alcoholic, drug-abusing black man in a conductors' outfit without pants on Christmas eve! I'd like to say that the article I wrote was Unchristian, intolerant, and pro-child abuse, and that Cajek is not fit to run this country! He's- /me brings Dr. Skullthumper closer He's the anti-Christ! I'M SERIOUS! DON'T VOTE FOR HIS STUPID SHIT! ...oh my god, he's coming! /me sits up straight and pretends like nothing is going on Oh, and thank you for liking my article! :D   Le Cejak <1:07 Oct 09, 2008>

OMG IT'S CAJEK  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:10 Oct 09, 2008 AND FOR THE MOMENT HE'S UNBANNED!!!
YAY! ...I MEAN BOO!   Le Cejak <1:15 Oct 09, 2008>
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