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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:21, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

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sorry for the delay about the whole telling you the thing I promised to say. p.s. No ... you are not dying ... that is not what the whole thing is about. It's something else. --ShabiDOO 23:08, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

I can forgive you. Not a big problem. The only problem I had was that I thought I`m the loneliest cat in the world... TRhat no one`d care about me. I`m actually thankful that someone remembered the ex-n00b of the month-person by saying I`m not dead.
But now I`m curious. What is something else, my friend? What? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:04 5 October 2011

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:14, October 7, 2011 (UTC)


Thank you for your help! I'll do my best to further improve the article :) Vzvartnots 17:00, October 9, 2011 (UTC)

No problemo, human creature. It`s always nice to be anything else than help. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:21 10 October 2011

Re: The stupidest idea evar

Dude, if you want to make a Primus or Claypool article or whatever other nutty ideas you might have, go do it! I honestly would like to help, but here's the problem: I'm a TERRIBLE writer. I know you said "something stupid" and "It could be anything", but I would still have a hard time even getting started. I've tried a couple of times to write an article, and it always ended with me deleting what little work I had done. I would come up with just vague ideas, try to assemble it, and realize that I hadn't the slightest clue how to transfer these ideas into words and not only have it be coherent, but FUNNY too. Hell, just last week I was inspired by the recent events of one of my favorite bands to try and make an article on them. I was sitting around just thinking about how it would end up looking and feeling like I really had something going. But then when I sat down and tried to make an outline of it, I hated what I had come up with it and just gave up. The same thing happened before with other subjects, except I actually had some material in my user space and even held onto it for awhile before deleting it.

I've actually made some "articles", but just look at them. The former being a ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff that's been done to death, while the latter perfectly exemplifies my love of simple minded and utterly stupid things. Are they any good? The first one sure as hell isnt't. The second one? Well, I'm an idiot who loves to amuse himself (being a recluse and all....), so hell yeah it's fucking hilarious to me. But to others? Maybe some freak out there thinks so, I don't know.

If you're serious about doing a Primus related article, I hope I haven't turned you off from doing so. I would really like to see one made! There used to be articles for both Primus and Claypool, but I think I ended up having them both deleted (because they both sucked (not in the Primus way, obviously) and because some asshole kept blanking them. I actually saved a section of the Claypool one though). If anything, I could help supervise or something, maybe provide some pictures, but in terms of writing the thing, I can't really help you there. Proofreading it, sure (even though my grammar sucks). Otherwise, the bulk of the work would have to go to you, unless you could get somebody else to help you out.

You know, it's pretty ridiculous that I just typed all of this out (and lingered on it for about an hour before posting it...). My writing sucks, but when I'm NOT trying to be funny (and failing miserably 99.9% of the time at it), I sure do like to ramble on. Sorry for wasting your time like this! I'm sure this wasn't a joy to read, but it's kind of something I had to get off my chest (or not, god what an ego AHAHAHA!!!). --Roman Dog Bird 06:31, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

Whee, there was a lot of words there. If you can`t write then, I`ll hope you`d do all that proofreading and stuff-thing you suggested. I`d really wish to see those things. I really do.
And I`ve seen those articles of Claypool and Primus. I watched them at mirror.uncyc, because I believe (and I`ve seen it many times,) that, by some mysterious way, if an article is deleted here, it somehows is moved to mirror.uncyc with no one touching it. And oh, that Claypool-writing of yours, I`m not sure of the text belowest, but the upper text is, I have to confess, is kinda funny. Claypool eating nachos... that`s a type of humour I may use. I laughed very mucho. So don`t scratch your head if I`ve used that somewhere on the possible article. But I wish, I truly wish, that if you have any kinds of ideas, please stuck them through my throat and watch while I`m suffering. I truly wish it. I suck at making pictures, winky wink.
Just when you thought my strange comment is over, I still have a part to... say. It seems you`re an administarator or something similar. How it`s possible to be an admin-thing if not writing much stuff? I mean, is it possible that I can be an admin, altough I`ve done nothing yet? Okay, I`ve written few shitty articles and been here just... umm... few months, but you`ve been there... a lot of time, so you have more respect. This may sound stupid, but I`m just curious. Smack me if you want. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:30 18 October 2011
Oh my god, your collective modesty is making the whole community retch and gag. Im gaging so hard i have to fight to breathe. Between the two of you there is excelent writing, ideas, help and solid administration. I award you both the trianual medal for uncyclopedian awsomeness if you could just stop the self deprecation. :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 16:39, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
hahahaha, sorry about that dude. And Cat, as for why I'm an admin, I was just super helpful back in the day and was frequently cleaning up lame articles and had at least some involvement with the community (voting and whatnot). That's how I remember it, maybe if there's any other old timers, they can back me up on this. Writing really shouldn't ever have to be a requirement to be an administrator (I guess, I'm probably like the only one who hasn't written shit afterall), but it would probably help seeing how this is supposed to be a comedy site. I don't know. --Roman Dog Bird 16:56, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
Gasp...and now you are appologising...hahaha. I wasn't serious about the vomiting part. I just think theres a difference between saying "I try to write" or "Im not sure if my writing is any good" vs. "I suck" or "The worst idea ever". They can often be self fulfilling prophesies. Or maybe Im wrong and we should discredit ourselves all the time and aim for dissapointment. Im no longer sure. How can we know? Who can tell us? Who are we? Is anyone there? --ShabiDOO 18:21, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

You know...

You're awesome. Have I mentioned that lately? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:44, 23 October 2011

Not really. But I appreciate this. Thank you. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 11:04 24 October 2011

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Hey damn cat, do you still want a Pee Review on this? Wasn't it featured? If it wasn't featured and you still want a review, leave me a message on my talk page, I'll review it then with pleasure. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:10, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry for the time it takes, I'm kinda busy, I'll do it soon... I hope! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:23, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
After a 2 month wait, here it is! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Ōkami I hope that helps and don't be shy about asking for any help! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:18, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:47, 10 November 2011

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~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:10, 24 November 2011

You Voted For Me For Noob Of The Month!

Pizza delivery1 Thanks for voting for me for Noob Of The Month

As a reward, I give you one of my pizzas!

Thanks for the vote! --Coke 05:53, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Okay thanks for thanking me! And please, close your things, pliz? I did it, now it looks better, no offence. But remember to close those weird things. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:10 1 December 2011

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