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Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on [[IC]]. I also noticed that [[Wikipedia/Colonization|our latest project]] is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask [[User:Modusoperandi|Modus]]. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, {{Username}}! -{{User:Optimuschris/sig}}<small><small>18:17, 23 May</small></small> <small><small>Dictated; not read.</small></small>

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Welcome! This is the talk page of The Led Balloon, where you, yes you can send messages, comments, and pie to me. If you're wondering where the last messages you sent me are, they're gone! Gone forever! Muahahahaha! But seriously, they're not gone. They're here. If you'd like to post a message, place the new text (with a header of course, we try to remain civilized around here) right at the bottom of the page.
Rules of engagement:

Oh baby...

Pop yo talk page cherry --CharitwoTalk 05:24, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

That was fast, Mr. Charitwo, which is coincidentally what she said. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:24, Dec 29

How about

Huffing Zaib ekram? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:22, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

No problem, but you should really be posting this sort of thing on QVFD. That's where the party's at, yo. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:24, Dec 30
Yeah, but I just watched you huff something on Recent changes and thought this would work faster. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:25, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Meh, it makes no difference, really. I have QVFD watchlisted, so it lights right up in RC. The only reason QVFD is usually safer is because I might've just left, and then you'd be talking to no one, and you'd look outright silly in front of everyone. Then everyone would whisper about you behind your back, and they'd say that you're crazy when of course you're not, but they wouldn't care and they'd make faces at when you're not looking, and spread terrible, awful lies lies LIES around about you and they wouldn't stop no matter how many times you tell them that I'M NOT FUCKING CRAZY, GOD DAMMIT!!!! ...hypothetically speaking, I mean. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:33, Dec 30
Please don't tell anyone lies about me. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:37, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Testing out the new sig!

Test, yo. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:55, Dec 30

It's pretty. Not as pretty as my new sig, though. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:01, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
My new sig could totally beat up yours in a fight. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:16, Dec 30
Oh? You still got them balloons, boy. I got that long line at the front of my sig that could pop yo ass right outta the sky. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:34, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, but look at all that gray. It's like metal, man. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:44, Dec 30
Well mine's got graduating colours! NYEH!--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 17:47, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, but fucking metal, man! I'm like the guy from X-Men with the thingies in his hands who's all like SHIING and then he cuts shit up and it's like FUCK YEAH, man, FUCK YEAH! But seriously, dude. Metal. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:51, Dec 30
How do you know mine isn't made OF DIAMOND! Then I'd slice up your metal like some kind of soft metal!--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 17:53, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Fire melts metal, and my sig's on fire man. Fire. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:53, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Dude, my metal could totally beat up your sissy diamond. The diamond would be all like, twinkley twinkley, and then the metal would come in and be like WHITCHAH and totally cut that shit up. It would happen. As for the fire, man, didn't you see the blue letter of my sig? S'fuckin' water, man! You'd be like, oooh, look at me, I'm fire, but then I'd come in and be like WATER, FOOL, and you'd go all pssssss. It would also happen. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:57, Dec 30
Your sig is red, it would need to be white hot to melt metal. I win again--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 17:56, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
I'm sorry Woodburninator, you're fired. ha...--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 18:00, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
What's a sig?
Got me.
I think it's one of these. T.W.B. Baloon NotM, CUN, AoTM, UN:HS
It'll never catch on. P.M., RotM, & KUN, Sir Led BallUUn UU Manhole(Sick Sock) (Contribs)
We are NOT doing this again. SirS.R.Esq. VFH | CUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 20:47, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Not doing what again?--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 21:24, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
This -> The President of Iran WOODY! Wood burningDeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 21:53, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Don't tell me I missed the bandwagon! The LedBallon (ledtalk) (ledstalk) 23:28, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

AberdeenBikers

Why was this huffed?

86.131.172.206 10:41, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

It was 4 lines long with no indication that the author would expand it into a full page. If you'd like, I can restore it for you with a {{Construction}} tag, and you'd have more time to work on it. Want me to bring it back for you? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:52, Dec 31


My fault. Should have put the construction tag. It will be added to by members. Please restore it.

Thanks very much.

Meepmeep 00:20, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Sure, here you go. Good luck, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:14, Jan 1

Leddy

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/Familyguyrulz --CharitwoTalk 23:36, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Dammit! Olipro beat me. And I was gonna take a shot at family guy, too. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:37, Dec 31

SLAPPY NEW YEAR LED WOOH!!!

I'M THE FIRST POST OF THE YEAR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

happy-new-year.jpg

(did you know this is the first time I've posted all year ;) --McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 00:45, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Allow me to give my first Huzzah! of the new year. Huzzah! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:15, Jan 1

Yo.

Hey LedBalloon, Gumbal1 ressurected another forum topic. Maybe it's time to ban the guy. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:13, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I hit him with the 'hammer. Btw, ban patrol is usually the right place for things like this. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:39, Jan 1

Thank you for voting.

Thank you for voting.

Thank you all for voting me your Writer of the Month for December 2008, despite my rather long winded speech half-telling you not to while still being whore enough to accept the award anyways. Enjoy this pretty template styled after my pretty new userpage as your payment, as per our previous agreement. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 1 January 2009 (UTC)


UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:05, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Image: Hv banned.jpg

Ummm... any particular reason you deleted this again? It was being used, but you went ahead and huffed it again for no particular reason at all. I would like to kindly ask that you please restore it.--100% 20:21, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

That ED page is too cluttered as it is, and more images aren't going to help that. Also, ban evasion is bad. Don't do it. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:51, Jan 4

Adopt

Adopt me please!! --Halsoft

Sure, consider yourself adopted! If you like, you can add {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} to your userpage, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask me right here on my talk page. I'll try to get back to you as soon as I can, somewhere between school and homework. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:13, Jan 6
Oh, and I meant to ask, you don't seem to have a timestamp after your signature, are you just typing the code out? If so, that's way too much work--just sign with four tildes, like so: ~~~~. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:15, Jan 6
Oh my it appears that I forgot where my home was! Well I'm back, I was wondering if you could tell me if my signiture was acceptable now or not feel free to respond here or on my talk page, I'm usually on midmorning during the week and late at night on the weekends... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:39, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Yup, the sig's fine now. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:03, Feb 19
Yeah! --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:34, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Article

I'm trying my hand at writing my first article that I won't abandon! I was wondering if you could tell me if it looks good and maybe give me a few pointers on HowTo:Attend a Library Book Sale --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 16:12, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Looks like you've got a decent start. I recommend moving it into userspace, though, (User:Halosoft/HowTo:Attend a Library Book Sale or some such title) so you don't have to worry about that ICU tag expiring. That way, even if you do run out of ideas, you can always come back to the page later on. Other than that, check out HTBFANJS - I used to read it every time I started an article, and it really does help. 'Tis a great guide. Good luck, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:05, Feb 24

Question?

Why when I edit and go to recent changes is thier green numbers and red numbers with either a plus or minus sign. I've been wondering about this for sime time now. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 18:08, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Also is banning fun... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 18:25, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

The numbers just mean how many characters were added to(green) or removed from(red) the page they're next to. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:52, Feb 20
Yeah, it's only like THE GREATEST THING EVER! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:52, Feb 20

How does one become an admin and is it worth it? --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 03:51, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

You become an admin by doing a bunch of stuff around the site for a long time, all while not wanting to become an admin. And is it worth what? It's not like some kind of award, it's just a delete and ban button at the top of my screen to deal with shitty articles and vandals. I wouldn't worry about it, really. Writing is much more fun. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:00, Feb 21
Is it really that much of a hassle to be an admin? If so, why would you want to do it?... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 04:08, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Most rational people don't. I accepted the offer when it came up because I figured I could help out the site a bit. And, hopefully I have. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:11, Feb 21
I thought maybe it would be fun to be an admin but I don't really see what other perks thier are besides being able to ban people. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 04:14, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, it really isn't anything particularly special. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 06:18, Feb 21
How do you archive your talk page and such?--I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 04:14, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Personally, I do it by creating a userspace subpage and cutting and pasting all the content from my talk page into there. Once I save, I've got a clean, shiny talk page and a subpage full of talkywords in case I get nostalgic. There are a couple of other ways to do it, though. Wikipedia does a pretty good job of outlining them on this page, if you're interested. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 06:18, Feb 21
Next question, what is being adopted mean exactly?... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 21:20, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Basically, I'm here to offer help if you need anything, talk page to ask questions on when you aren't sure of something, stuff like that. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:03, Feb 23
How and when do I become unadopted? If it is even possible... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:52, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
NO, YOU'RE MINE, MINE FOREVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! ...Well, ok, not really. Actually, you're unadopted as soon as you feel like you're ready to move on and say so. Then I give you a sweet template and you're on your way. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:05, Feb 24
I created an article and it has a "in need of pics" template and I added some. Who puts these templates in place and can I remove the template now that I added a picture and does the same thing apply to the dead end article template? --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 14:31, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
Just use your common sense, and take it off if the template's demands have been met. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:15, Mar 24
I was on VFH and some people have check marks in front of their names what does that mean? --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 13:00, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 8th January 09

MrN9001 16:09, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

 ;)

Hi.Can you adopt me, pwease!:D--NekoKeichii-chan 20:49, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

In the as yet unreplied-to words of someone just above me, sure, consider yourself adopted! If you like, you can add {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} to your userpage, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask me right here on my talk page. I'll try to get back to you as soon as I can, somewhere between school and hockey. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:43, Jan 11
Heehee. That means your mom is a hockeymom. See you at practice, Track. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:52, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
Who's this Track? SOMEONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT!? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:32, Jan 12
Track Palin? Her eldest son? You didn't memorize the Palin kids' names? Dude, they're Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper. How can you not know something that hilarious? Sir SysRq (talk) 01:38, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
I don't want you hanging around those Palin children anymore, SysRq. They're a bad influence on you. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:05, Jan 12
What, since when is using state money for my own vacations and then telling everyone that my boyfriend fathered my illegitimate baby until it came out black (and naming it Tripp) being a bad influence? Sir SysRq (talk) 19:47, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Who's this Tripp? SOMEONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT!? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:48, Jan 12
Thankfully, no, since he came out black. Dodged a bullet there. I'm going home now. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:40, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Who's this Home? SOMEONE I SHOULD TAKE THIS JOKE TOO FAR WITH!? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:49, Jan 12

Give Sys his day in the sun?

Hi there adminny type. Do you feel like updating Template:MonthlyAwards to show December's lucky winners? Just thought I'd ask, really. I'm sure Sys would get some quiet satisfaction from seeing his name on the front page and all. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:44, Jan 12

Sorry I couldn't get to this UU, had to run off to school. Looks like Mordillo took care of things though, so all is well in wikiland...for now... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:40, Jan 12
It's okay, it's not like I noticed or anything. =] FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK Sir SysRq (talk) 19:42, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
No worries Led, I just saw you on RC and figured I'd ask. I just waited for the next passing admin and Bob's your auntie's bit of rough. --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:50, Jan 12
Yeah, I thought as much. Also, while do I have an uncle named Bob, it seems like an odd name for an aunt. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:53, Jan 12
So let's all press SysRq and see if he squeaks. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:10, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
I can assure you that I do not. I do, however, poot, squeel, hiss, pop, crack, creak, moan, and cry. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:37, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

hi i am poopoopoo

i want to be adopted, oh by the way i have aproblem with thewikidestroyer. thewikidestroer wants to wreck uncyclopedia to contain him we need to put hard logic problems on flogic The preceding unsigned comment was added by Poopoopoo (talk • contribs)

I certainly am saying this a lot lately... Sure! consider yourself adopted! If you like, you can add {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} to your userpage, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask me right here on my talk page, and I'll try to get back to you as soon as I can. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:16, Jan 15

Hi I'm new

Can you adopt me?--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 20:11, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

You're not new. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:17, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
Sure, consider yourself adopted! If you like, you can add HEEYYYYYY... Wait just a darn minute! You're not new at all! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:19, Jan 15
He is, in fact, somewhat old. Take a look at the hairs sprouting on him. He's been sitting in a fridge outside of a Ziploc container. Grozz. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:35, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15th January

MrN9001 21:35, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Votes

Hey this is the guy that wrote Scary Movie. This was my very first article nominated and I was concerned by your vote and wanted to know exactly what it is I could do to make this article a bit better in more detail. I understand you may be too busy but if you could help at all that would be great! Thanks alot! --Tagstit 05:05, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm...do you mind if I fiddle with the article a little bit? It really is almost there, and has the concept of a featured article driving it. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:10, Jan 17
No, id be very happy if a more skilled person did a little fix up. I was told many good things about you from Sysrq so do anything you want to it! --Tagstit 05:15, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
Alright, sure. I really just wanna add some commas and rephrase a couple things...just a second... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:34, Jan 17
Sure go right ahead! Tell me when you are done!--Tagstit 05:35, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
Alright, here's what I done. Do the changes agree with you? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:43, Jan 17
Ya, I really like the wording better. The bit I read flowed nicely. Thanks alot! Anything else I could do?--Tagstit 05:51, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
Nope, I think I'm fine with it. Good luck on VFH, sir! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:53, Jan 17
Thanks alot! Your time means alot! See ya around! --Tagstit 06:00, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
Glad to help. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 06:06, Jan 17

SlappyBag

Why has no-one written a page on Fatpuss? 'Writer of the Year' me bollocks. Where's your dedication? --noamshouseparty 09:42, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

We're not wikipedia, we won't have articles about every movie you've ever seen. I presume its a movie from your edit summary otherwise I wouldn't have had any idea. However if you can make it both accessable and funny why not write it yourself? Also hi Leddy, why do I never come here, you're cool. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 12:59 18 January 2009
I haven't written a page on it because I've never seen (or indeed even heard of) it. However, I bet you've never seen Troll 2, so you're really just as much to blame, here. Also, I never won writer of the year. It's my white whale, except instead of a large marine mammal that reflects the entire spectrum of visible light, it's an annual award from Uncyclopedia. Trust me though, the similarity is there. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:40, Jan 18
No for God's sake it is NOT a movie. Here's your intro - Alan 'Fatpuss' Bradley is a Dublin-based criminal mastermind and general knacker-man, who has staged several robberies and is a blight on the lives of other scobey thugs from Tallaght. He's Fatpuss, basically! Check his bad self here...[1]. PS There's no tea in the kitchen at work so I'm drinkin' coffee for the first time and it is AWFUL. --noamshouseparty 20:05, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm. Sounds like an interesting character. You should write an article about him, or something. And I dunno what's wrong with your coffee, but mine's great. (Coffee is the purple one with the fruit in it, right?) - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:28, Jan 22
No offence or anything, but to me, all coffee in general tastes like the wrong end of an armadillo. In Soviet Russia, coffee'd rather eat the scabs off a hobo's face than drink me!! see what i did there? heh heh heh(laughs weakly, fades into oblivion) --noamshouseparty 05:37, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Dude I was writing an article of boom boom binkleberry. Why did you huff it? The preceding unsigned comment was added by N-is-for-Norris (talk • contribs)

The version I huffed was posted on QVFD. It was about 4 lines long, kinda random, and for some reason you seemed to be CAPITALIZING RANDOM PHRASES. It looks like you've been trying to add to it, though--that's fine, just tag it with {{WIP}} or {{construction}} next time, so that the admins know you're still working on it, and it won't be deleted. I'll restore it for you with the tag, so you can work on it. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:38, Jan 19
Alright, here you go. Make sure you expand that a bit and build it into a full article. Also worth a read is HTBFANJS, a great guide for writing. Anyways, good luck with your page. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:41, Jan 19

Extant

I'm a-gonna hafta fight ya over them words thar, varmint.

I maintain that "extant" is the correct technical term in this case, in that in connotation it stands as opposed to "no longer existing" or "lost" or "destroyed". I will defer to you, however, if you threaten to kill me over it.

--TPLN 00:39, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

Huh, I didn't even think that was a word--I just assumed you tyop'd 'existent'. I stand corrected, sir! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:16, Jan 20

Hey yo

I see you're being active, and there isn't a feature queued yet. Could this be fate? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:02, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Mmmkay, all set. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:30, Jan 23

2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation - The Movie

You up for it? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:32, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

What, you mean writing an unscript based on that article? Seems kinda...redundant, to me. Recursive, too. Like we'd be doing the same thing over again. You know, kinda redundant. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:36, Jan 23
 :( -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:35, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
You do realise you're five days in the past? And there's a paty going on in the future! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:37 28 January 2009

Thanks for the advice.

I am Justice! aka: Halsoft.

Sockpuppet=

Leo Trotsky is admitting he was a sockpuppet on his user page. He said:

"My old account was B0n b0ns(so Im not a noob, I was here since 2005 or 2006, but that account was banned on account of blasphemy against The great mother Sophia. I have changed my ways and hope to be of assistance to the greater good of the commune."

His old account was permabanned by you on October 6th, 2008, @ 01:40 GMT. (Hence the reason I mentioned it here.) He looks like he might be a good faith editor now, but he did "sign" something with my username @ User:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/enrol. It wasn't mysig per say, so it might have been an honest mistake. --Mnbvcxz 18:00, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

As long as he stays on the straight and narrow, I'm fine with him being around. Keep an eye on him for me though, and if he screws up again, let me know either here or on ban patrol. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:41, Jan 26

Missed opportunity

That ban reason for the musical philistine - surely you could have referenced 666 seconds: the ban length of the beast, or something? (/me sits back and waits for the inevitable). --UU - natter UU Manhole 23:03, Jan 26

22:35 . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Under User (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 666 indiscriminate units of time (Telling me how to do my job: Harumph!)
Also, nearly midnight where you are? I haven't even started homework yet! Of course, I've also been at hockey practice all day, so there's that. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:25, Jan 26

Chicago

Chicago has had a rather difficult last few days. Could you protect or semi-protect it for a while, to end the headaches? Pretty please? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:15, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Certainly, my good man. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:19, Jan 27

This is the most foncusing thing ever

So... I made an article about sitars. Is it funny? Maybe. When do I find out if it stays or goes? I can't make sense of this place. I think it may be because I keep clicking on links that only make me laugh. I'm so foncused. Please help? Mammolastan 17:39, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Dude formatting. And it kinda of takes everyone a little while to get used to this place. As to you're question you can always submit it to Pee Review and you will get an opinion on the article there. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:52 27 January 2009
What do you mean by "dude formatting?" Mammolastan 19:21, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
The fact you put it in a box was totally unescessary really (don't put spaces before you start a line). Also use one more colon to indent than the person you are replying to used. Also try not to leave blank lines between messages. Also I'm glad to see a new user around here! Have fun, and feel free to come see me if you need help with anything (I'm sure leddy would have helped too I just got here first.) :). ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:26 27 January 2009
There, I have just formatted this for you. All comments should just be typed normally with one more colon at the beginning than the last comment. The first comment should just be typed normally, no need to indent or block it off like you did. Sorry if this sounds like I'm scolding you, I just wanna make sure you know this now so that you can have a happy and productive stay here at Uncyc. Cheers! (thanks for the edit conflict, Orian) Sir SysRq (talk) 19:30, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Anything for you, babe. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:35 27 January 2009
Did you just call him babe?--~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:48, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, babe. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:53 27 January 2009
It's important to remember that Orian and I have borderline violent, impersonal sex rather often. At least, I try to keep it impersonal. And then I get home to four messages on my answering machine. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:58, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Ahh, everything makes more sense now.--~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:59, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
They've been dating for ages, BEHIND MY BACK. Those two. Bastards! - [20:10 27 January 2009] YYettie
Dating? Who said anything about dating? We're talking about sex here, not love. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:15, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
I always thought it was just sex. And I was okay with that. I was like "meh, it's just sex". But then I found out that it was more. It was love. And I was like "that's not cool, they love each other". YOU ARE SO DATING! - [20:21 27 January 2009] YYettie
The fuck do you care, Orian is gay. I mean, I'm not, but I'll fuck just about anyone. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:30, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Cocks. - [20:32 27 January 2009] YYettie
Cool. Thanks, people. Mammolastan 20:33, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Glad to have helped. Cocks is a mighty word of help and shit. - [20:35 27 January 2009] YYettie
Oh yeah, we were supposed to be helping you. You're welcome buddeh. Also, FU EDIT CONFLICT. Third one today, what the fuck. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:36, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Hey guys. Is it a party up in here? I certainly hope so. At any rate, the article seems like a pretty solid start, but as is you have a problem I think I used to have when I started out, too--you introduce topics and ideas but do nothing with them. When you tell us something like "the sitar has been banned in various locations since the Middle Ages," tell us why, too. Did an errant troubadour with a grudge against a gossipy priest lash out in anger, violently accosting the cleric with the only thing he had on hand--the sitar? Perhaps the Royal Duke of Earl, Bucketpants III, paid a spy to assassinate his rival, the Archwaffle Dingdong McGee of south-southwestern Scotland, The Pope's Chief of haggis, outraging lovers of the dish. ...or something. The point is, comedy is in the details. As always, chiggity check out HTBFANJS, because it's a badass guide and reading it through will only help your writing improve. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:56, Jan 27
What are you doing here? Sir SysRq (talk) 22:03, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
I heard it was a party up in here. It is a party up in here, right? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:05, Jan 27
If by "party" you mean "anus" then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:19, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Hawt. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:22, Jan 27
If by "hawt" you mean "anus", then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:33, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
You know, I'm beginning to notice a trend in these comments you keep leaving... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:36, Jan 27
If by "trend" you mean "anus" then yes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:42 27 January 2009
If by "yes" you mean "no", then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:13, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
God dammit, guys. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:43, Jan 27
Just passing by... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:44, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
If by "just" you mean "anus", then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:45, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
If by "mean" you mean "anus" then yes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:07 28 January 2009
If by "anus" you mean "anus" then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:09, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
If by "Sir SysRq (talk)" you mean "anus" then yes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:11 28 January 2009
If by "~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign" you mean "FUCKING FAGGOT WHORE ANAL BANDIT CUM DUMPSTER" then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:19, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Hey this is like how me and Yettie used to fight, before he became all sullen and distant. Also you're a cyberbullying homophobe -- WITH AIDS. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:21 28 January 2009
If by "cyberbullying" you mean "anus", then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:23, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
If by "If by "cyberbullying" you mean "anus", then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:23, 28 January 2009 (UTC)" you mean "anus" then yes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:25 28 January 2009
Okay, now you're blowing my mind. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:27, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
If by "blowing" you mean "penis" then yes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:28 28 January 2009
Is this gonna get as pointless as "Last person to edit wins" or "Count to a million"? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:36, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
If by "pointless" you mean "anus" then yes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:39 28 January 2009
Poop. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:39, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
If by "poop" you meaAh fuck it. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:40, Jan 28
If by "meaAh" you mean "anus" then yes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:41 28 January 2009
If by "anus" you mean "Please rape me!" then yes. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:44, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh ok! Cool, consentual rape. There's prbably a song in that. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:46 28 January 2009
"I put the 'sensual' back in 'consensual sex'..." Sir SysRq (talk) 00:51, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
You really don't. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:52 28 January 2009
If by "really" you mean "Arye eats dead babies:the movie really sucks" then yes. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:55, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
If by "babies" you mean "anus" then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:58, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
I like to fuck babi---er anus! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:02 28 January 2009

If by "userbox" you mean "anus" then yes.

"Anus" If by "TheLedBalloon" you mean "anus" then yes.


Sir SysRq (talk) 01:14, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

"PENIS" If by "TheLedBalloon" you mean "Penis" then yes.

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:20 28 January 2009


"LoL" Humorous userbox of some kind.

- T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:23, Jan 28

If by "humourous userbox of some kind" you mean "anus" then yes~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:24 28 January 2009

Heya, this is the user Cloyster here, you delted my Uncyclopspedia article a few minutes ago (it was my first article.) Why?

My first page deleted-answers?

Hey, this is the user Cloyster, about an hour or so I made my account, and then my first page: Uncyclopspedia. A short while after you deleted it, why? Sorry, I'm a noob to these things. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Cloyster (talk • contribs)

Hey Cloyster, I just replied on your talk page--chiggity check it out there. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:25, Jan 29

UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

MrN9001 02:35, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

RAAAWR

RAAAAAWR.

Gavin would like to thank you once more for sympathizing with him enough to vote for his book to be among the top ten books of 2008. Unless, of course, you happen to be a transsexual, in which case you are a freak and should not email him. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 21:49, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey Leddy

Wassup?

(also, i edited my old article some, tell me what you think of the edits) ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts

Hey dude, I'll check it out in a little bit, whenever I get a chance... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:58, Feb 3
Mmkay, here's what I thought--actually, I rather liked what you've done with the page. Most of the changes seemed pretty positive to me (I was looking at this diff), though I'd say the changes you made under the "two" header were a step in the wrong direction. Personally, I think that section works better by being shorter and punchier. In general, your page is an Uncyclopedian oddity because it does bluntness and randomness pretty darn well--in my opinion, anyway. It's getting late, so I may be a little bit off my rocker--well, more off my rocker than usual. Speaking of which, I should probably get to sleep... If you've got any more specific questions, drop me a line and I'll get back to you tomorrow, or if you want you could even go get a Pee Review. Ask someone here for a review and you're guaranteed a good one. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:33, Feb 3

Can you plx vote for it in VFH? ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts

Voted! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:53, Feb 4

Hey.

Just passing through and I thought I'd drop a line to say "Hey". So.

Hey.

-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:31, 3 Feb

OptyC! Welcome back! How's things? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:32, Feb 3
Things is things, you know how it is. Or maybe you don't. I can never keep track of who really knows about things. What's new with you? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:34, 3 Feb
Not too much, really. Hockey practice and trumpet lessons were cancelled tonight due to snow-induced god-awful driving conditions, but lately I've been busy as hell with those and school. Planning to help a couple friends cover Afraid to Shoot Strangers for some school coffeehouse talent show type thing, too. Sleep is way overrated, anyway. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:41, Feb 3
Sleeptime is when the bad man comes....
Dude, I forgot you played hockey! How can one person contain so much awesome? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:51, 3 Feb
The trick is actually to wear a bulletproof vest, but inside out. :D - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:04, Feb 4
Dude, I forgot you played trumpet! How can one person contain so much homo? (haha, I love my tuba) Sir SysRq (talk) 02:42, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Same way I contain the awesome. And you're just jealous that my instrument is louder. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:44, Feb 4
Are you kidding? Tuba can out-toot any trumpet any day of the week. I get up past my high Bb and I'll fill a fucking room. What kinda trumpet you got, shawty? Sir SysRq (talk) 02:48, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Psh, I blow your "high" Bb away halfway up my range. And my trumpet is actually kind of a piece of crap--a Besson, I think. I've had for 6 or 7 years now, so I'm prolly due for a new one, maybe a Bach or somethin'. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:56, Feb 4
And I can blow your "low" F away at my midrange. Oh wait, perhaps I should say "G" since you trumpets have to call the notes something other than the concert pitch. At least tuba plays real notes and doesn't have to transpose shit. Also, you're ghey. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:32, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
NO YOU ARE! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:55, Feb 4
Transposing little bitch! Sir SysRq (talk) 00:05, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Fart-noise-making doodyhead! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:07, Feb 5
Red-faced kazoo blaster! Sir SysRq (talk) 00:13, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Sousaphone-confused behemoth-toter! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:16, Feb 5
Puckered-lipped ear-rapist! Sir SysRq (talk) 00:26, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Can I join in? Stupid not-even-bitches... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:27, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Puffy-cheeked rhythm-sectioner! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:29, Feb 5
Fair-weather performer! Sir SysRq (talk) 00:43, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Bass clef-reading low-octave wanker! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:47, Feb 5
Treble clef transposing melody faggot! Sir SysRq (talk) 00:48, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Reusing insults already, you multiphonics-playing chipmunk-face? I bet you can't even play Fnugg! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:01, Feb 5
Eh, you're right. Fnugg is godly. Wait a minute, neither could you! Sir SysRq (talk) 01:08, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Nope, but I can play some Parliament. Listen to the studio version of that one--it grooves so hard! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:15, Feb 5
Gah gah GOO gah gahh! Sir SysRq (talk) 01:28, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Indeed. Anyways, we should put away our inter-brass section differences so we can realize who really sucks--woodwinds. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:34, Feb 5
Yeah. Fucking alto sax. Can't play worth shit. It's called an octave, dumbass! You move between them, you don't just start the fuck over! You have an octave key for a reason! Fuck! Sir SysRq (talk) 02:04, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
And don't even get me started on reeds! What the fuck is up with those, anyway? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:06, Feb 5
I know! It's like, what the hell? And I'm all like, fuck! Sir SysRq (talk) 03:01, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:20, Feb 5
Dude, all I saw was trumpet and Afraid To Shoot Strangers and I thought "I gotta hear that!" I may, on a closer reading, have misinterpreted you slightly there. Shame. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:19, Feb 4
If by "trumpet" you mean... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:49, 4 Feb
Hehe. I'm so glad you're back. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:55, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:20, Feb 5

Purrrr...

Randomised hugging spree continues! This time, I'm huggin' some bloons.

*HUG!*

-- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:39, 6 Feb

*pop*
Sir SysRq (talk) 23:11, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
*Blap*
~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:19 7 February 2009
*Onomatopoeia*
- T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:14, Feb 7
Oh that was clever. this guys good. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:20 7 February 2009
Oh, we aim to please. :) - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:27, Feb 7
Although on closer inspection, do hugs really shound like "hug"? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:29 7 February 2009
Mine do. Maybe you're just doing it wrong? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:32, Feb 7
So that's why people don't love me! I always thought it was the smell. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:34 7 February 2009
Well, I mean, it could be that, too. I told you, man, new car smell does not make a good deodorant. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:40, Feb 7
Neither does "crotch" scent. I lost millions. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Millions of what exactly? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 03:08, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Crotches. Obviously. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:47 7 February 2009

Whoa, I turn away for a moment and people go all crazy over here. Did you see my block log virginity go?  :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:04, 7 Feb

And by the way, is this some sort of pastel signature theme week?! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:07, 7 Feb
If it wasn't before, it definitely is now. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:37, Feb 7
Ah well... *Sigh* ...want another hug? ^_^ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:40, 7 Feb
No thanks miss, I couldn't eat another bite. I'll just have the check please... Oh, and do you have any afterdinner mints? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:46, Feb 7
Wait a second... this isn't Bertucci's! How did I get here? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:46, Feb 7
O.o <-- The face of confusion. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:49, 7 Feb
Hehe. Leddy, you make me laugh. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:23, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
/me hands SysRq the *cuddle* of Dillo's Wrath and runs, hoping someone else gets blocked this time... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:28, 7 Feb
Oh, I hope I don't do anything to get myself banned. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:39, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry about it. I reverted your edit. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:43, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
I saw that, you little shit. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:45, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Always the friendly type aren't we... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:51, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
I thought I reverted the edit... I've got that handy [rollback] button laying around here somewhere. Nooooo... my cat just ate it and someone beat me to it... :/ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:54, 7 Feb
I didn't mean to beat you... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:51, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Hey guys! Yo SysRq, in a continuation of that conversation a little higher up there, I just found an exceptionally badass reason to respect the tuba. This band rocks so triumphantly. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:40, Feb 8
Gasp. That was indeed badass. I never heard of them. I'll have to look them up. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:52, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I just downloaded the album that song's on. It's cool, they mix that song's sound with rap in a bunch of songs, and come up with this funk rap punk jazz awesomeness mix. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:05, Feb 8

Flag icons.

You want to know what use they are, anywhere there are large numbers of countries really. I have already put them on the video game wars. --This post by Qweasd, a supporter of ICOKosovo Kosovo independence. 23:38, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

If you say so, mate. 250 seems like a bit of overkill to me, but if you're gonna use 'em, go for it. By the way, your name used to be my password. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:34, Feb 8
My username used to be my password too.--This post by Qweasd, a supporter of ICOKosovo Kosovo independence. 23:38, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
We have so much in common! You wanna hang out some time? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:39, Feb 8
Hay guise wtfs goin on in dis header --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:58, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Good question. It's hard to remember because it's over 2 months old. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:54, Apr 17
Then let me recap: There are a bunch of orphaned images of tiny flags floating around. What to do? Stick them on relevant pages? Huff them? Wait for someone else to handle it? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:12, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
I think I'll just recite the admin's creed: It's probably somebody else's job. Now, free bans for everyone! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:18, Apr 17

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Thanks for voting

And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States
BushAnnan My fellow Uncyclopedians,
This past vote on VFH has been an emotional one for our wiki. The people have spoken, and I am honorated to accept the privilegitude to servify the Uncyclopedia front page for another eight years.
What do you mean, articles are only featured for one day?
Thank you for voting. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk)

That lyric

Is beautiful. Thanks man! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:49, Feb 13

I agree wholeheartedly--Helloween is great. Also, it looks like xenopubes isn't gonna be featured... I guess people just aren't quite on the same frequency as OEJ. I'll definitely have to renom that later. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 11:33, Feb 13

A Question

How do you become an admin here? --Dylan620 (I IZ n00b · 1337!) 20:50, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

By not wanting to become an admin. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:07, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
And you've just been disqualified. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:09, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
He's right, asking about how to become an admin instantly disqualifies you. Sorry buddy. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:09, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Ah, &@!#. --Dylan620 (I IZ n00b · 1337!) 03:35, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry about it. Being an admin basically entails having some fancy-shmancy powers on the wiki that you can use to waste all of your time and not have a social life. Writing is much more fun. In fact, I think I might do some of that right now... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:57, Feb 15
Hey Led, you did know that we can use these powers in the so called real world as well right? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:15, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
You're telling me that if you die in Uncyclopedia, you die for real? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:37, Feb 15
Yes, Mr. Anderson. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:38, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Creatonist Views on Austrailia

Hello there, Are you for or against this puppy on VFH? You've got '4' written on the against. 86.129.217.29 16:09, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Heh, sorry about that. Yeah, I meant that to be a for vote--I updated the score and such. Serves me right for editing so late at night while sick, I guess. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:41, Feb 15
Yeah, here at Uncyc, we're all about voting using "txt tlk". For example: "lol ur rtcl ws so funi! 4" Translation: "For.". It's to confuse the white man. Just play along. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:36, 15 February 2009 (UTC)


OKAY?

just wanted to know why my article on Tuxedos was deleted...?

Allow me to do a drive by before Leddy shows up to reprimand me for doing so. I researched and found that there is an existing article that already covers the subject matter. And now, here's Leddy. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:47, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks SysRq. Yeah, I huffed it because it was less than three lines long, with no indication that you held an intent to expand it. If you want to create an article that isn't full-sized, either start it in userspace (ie at User:Lxd shizz/Tuxedos) or put a {{WIP}} tag on it, so the admins know you plan to expand it. If you'd like, I can restore what you've written so far. Just say the word. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:50, Feb 15
One more thing: Be italic when it comes to editing. Play around with the existing article and take it in a new direction if you like. No one's going to get mad at you for editing an existing article the way you like. Cheers! Sir SysRq (talk) 19:13, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Unless, of course, you fuck up. In which case people will be FFFUUUURRRRRIIIOOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssss... (Well, not really, but you will get reverted a lot. Check out HTBFANJS, it's full of great tips for writing humorously.) - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:17, Feb 15
We sure do make for one amazing dream team, Leddy. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:27, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
\o - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:29, Feb 15
o/ Sir SysRq (talk) 19:52, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Fucking bumboys. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:03 15 February 2009
Don't hate cause you can't relate. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:08, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Cute. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:09 15 February 2009
Holy smokes! father, black suit, white collar
Kiddie porn dungeons and three fingers for your daughter
Caught belly up; ancient Nazi paraphernalia
You cannot pay your bills with holy water and Hail Mary luck
~Aesop Rock
Sir SysRq (talk) 20:21, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
???~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:22 15 February 2009
Eh, just the song I'm listening to. Fuck you, I'm bored. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:24, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Sure fuck me, I'm board too. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:25 15 February 2009
If your bored you could always read my stuff and comment like you said you would~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 20:26, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
GOD YOU'RE SO NEEDY Sir SysRq (talk) 20:27, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
I BET YOU WISH I HAD NEVER BEEN BORN HUH! But you shoulda thought about that before adopting me =P ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 20:28, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
You weren't adopted. That fat chick from Burger King is your ma. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:29 15 February 2009
Yeah. Her name is Heerenveen. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:30, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Well that's what it sounds like but honestly I doubt even she knows what she's saying half the time and the other half she's farting. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:32 15 February 2009
If by farting you mean anus, then yes. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:35, Feb 15
If by "Heerenveen" you mean "anus" then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:37, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

press

hello, mister balloon. might you have a comment for the signpost regarding the impending rampant product placement on uncyc? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:35, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

You can't fool me Jimmy Carter! I voted for Gerald Ford in the last election and I'm DAMN PROUD OF IT! You can't intimidate me with your "pretending to be the newspaper reporter but actually being Jimmy Carter in disguise who will then detain me for several months of waterboarding hell" routine--fool me once, shame on you; fool my twice, shame on me. FORD WAS RIGHT TO PARDON NIXON, DAMMIT! So take your goddamn liberal hippy goddamn elitist goddamn tax-raisings somewhere else! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:51, Feb 17

be my Unparent, please?

I am but a humble n00b and would be eternally gratefull if you would take me under your proverbial wing :-) I will endeavour to keep my questions as unstupid as possible, though I cannot guarantee that they will be so. Will you adopt me pretty please? --Sonje 11:45, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Certainly, welcome to adoption! If it please ye, feel free to add {{Adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} to your userpage, and feel free to ask any questions, stupid or otherwise, right here on this talk page. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:18, Feb 18
Thank you kindly your balloon-ness. Ok, first stupid question - I have decided that I hate my username, is it too late to change it or is there some magic way to perform this task. I signed up rather nonchalantly, thinking I could edit details later but I see no method of changing it in the preference page :-( --Sonje 17:50, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, unfortunately there isn't any way you personally can change it, although someone like sannse, with staff privileges, can. However, I understand that it's kind of hard on the database, and a pain for her to do, so it might be easier to just create a whole new account, and move your old userpage to your new one via that shiny move tab. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:21, Feb 18
I'll just avoid wasting everyone's time and stick with the one I have then. Thanks for the info though. I am learning:-) Ok, next on ze list: How do you create a new section?--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:35, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
You mean with a header? You do that with equals signs, like ==New Section Name Here==. Level two is usually the biggest you want to go, although with only one equals sign you'd get a slightly bigger header. On the flip-side, with three or four equalses you'd be getting progressively smaller headers. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:11, Feb 19
Thanks! I figured it out. I am a superkeen n00b I am :-) Now to start writing... (dumdumdum *eery-music-plays*)--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:20, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, you can figure out most formatting things by clicking 'edit page' and looking at how someone else did it. It's actually the same thing for writing, really. I learned what I thought was funny by voting on VFH and periodically flipping through HTBFANJS. Besides that, it's really just trial-and-error. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:23, Feb 19
I am attempting to make u proud as my adopted unparent, and would thus be grateful if u could vote for my recent pictorial contributions on the VFP. I told u I was a superkeen N00b :-)--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:17, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Happy Thursday Mr. Balloon, sir. I have a shameless, self-whorey question. Yes, I am a terrible adopted un-daughter. Anyway, moving on, since I got the whole PoTM thing (Yay ME!) does that make me a DUN? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:41, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Indeed it does! You can add your name to this page, put Dame in front of your signature, and put {{DUN}} on your userpage if you want. Just remember: with this power must come responsibility... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Apr 3

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adoption

no adopt me please i realy need to lern!!--Fire wolf 18:34, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Sure, I'll adopt you. You can add {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} to your userpage if you want. Just do me a favor, and don't add comments to my talkpage in the middle of someone else's comment. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:55, Feb 21

Perhaps you could handle this.

Check out NotM. I struck out that nom based on suspicion of sockpuppetry. Check those two users' contribs and neither of them have made any edits to any other pages. It's all pretty transparent to me, perhaps you could talk to CheddarBBQ? Sir SysRq (talk) 22:08, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I just saw that...hmmm... it's tough to make a call based just on contribs, why not ask sannse for a checkuser? I've seen this sort of thing happen before, where it's not them, but their friends that they gotten to vote or whatever. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:20, Feb 24
Alright, I'll ask her. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:01, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

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VFS

SAFPAS For your vote in VFS
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage within Uncyclopedia's borders if Zionist domination is eventually established.

Rabbi Techno

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Enda Kenny

Why was the Enda Kenny page removed? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ele (talk • contribs)

Mostly because it was 2 lines long, hardly a full article, and you hadn't indicated anywhere that you intended to expand it. Plus it mentioned Chuck Norris. Those are two pretty hefty strikes, you know? If you want, though, I can restore it to your userspace, (User:Ele/Enda Kenny or some such title) so you don't have to worry about it being deleted while you work on it. Then you can just move it into mainspace when you're done. It's up to you, what do you say? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:34, Feb 28

Ya that's the thing I had intended to expand it but it was gone when I came back to it, haven't added many posts so the editing is a bit slow. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ele (talk • contribs)

That's fine, just either start your articles in userspace or tag them with a {{WIP}} so the adminly types know you're still writing. I've restored your page into your userspace, it's right here now. Good luck with your article, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:45, Feb 28

Ya, cheers for that.

"~~~~" is what you need to take away that feeling that something is missing in your life. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:53, 28 Feb

Led Zeppalloon

Flower power 4708d8a4838a8
Thanks For Being Groovy!

I am both deeply humbled and appreciative of your vote to promote me to Knight Grand Cross of the Order and shall send the magic van round to your flat with virtual contraband

Oh the humanity! Your vote showed a whole lotta love. Thanks again!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:40, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Hooray! Led Zeppelin puns! A highly neglected form of comedy in this day and age, if Ido say so myself. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:47, Mar 2

You're online, aren't you?

We have a new colonization. Could you fix up the front page soz it reflects that? Sir SysRq (talk) 01:00, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Certainly. Just as soon as I figure out how exactly we do that now... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:06, Mar 2
Hey, I did it! Go me! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:08, Mar 2
Woo! Go you! Sir SysRq (talk) 01:09, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Vampirefreaks article

The article, toward the bottom, names specific people/users of the site with untrue content. I talked to one of the regular users(RabbiTechno0 who did indeed agree I was in the right to remove the information and suggested I contact an Admin regarding the article.

I edit out the info when able but it keeps being returned. I'd prefer to keep personal names and defamatory information out of the article.

Thanks for any help you can provide.

--Biatch 00:11, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Sure, just tell me who's been adding the libel(look at the article history) and I'll dish out the blocks as needed. Also, sorry about the revert, you should have used an edit summary to tell people what you were doing. Otherwise it just looks like vandalism. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:51, Mar 3

The edits with usernames attatched are Min Hakever and Q Q. The rest are all IP addresses but it looks like another admin 'protected' the article and it appears that it's not able to be edited. Not sure what that means. --Biatch 08:35, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, looks like MrN has the page semi-protected so that only logged-in users with accounts 3 days old can edit it. That should probably solve most of your problems, and you'll be able to edit the page yourself soon if you can't already do so. Lemme know if something else comes up. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:37, Mar 3

A Template of Thanks

Quick heads up, yo

A certain 14-year-old gentleman who is bent on "fixing" the Teletubbies article is a well-documented Wikipedia vandal. He has 58 confirmed socks, 71 suspected, and his own freakin' category. He's also threatened suicide over Wikipedia's reaction to his edits. I don't know how you admins are trained to handle these kinds of people, but I for one feel way in over my head. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:52, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Honestly, if he threatens suicide, I would call the cops and give them his IP--it's the sort of thing you can't really take lightly. Other than that, though, just see if you can convince him to let it go, I guess. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:17, Mar 3

Wow, check it out.

It's been one year and five days since you became an op.

Isn't that weird? Sir SysRq (talk) 01:26, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Sweeeeeeeeet. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:14, Mar 5

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Thanks

Article-1097643-00568B8D00000258-695 468x449 Achtung!

Your support for the Nazi party has been documented. Danke shein. That vill be all.

OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:54, 7 Mar

You, sir, are welcome. Welcome, I say! Achtung! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:09, Mar 7

PING!

Hi, just wanted to remind you that our current Colonization, Jew, is still going. While things may be looking a bit slow right now, all it takes are a few good Colonizers to breathe some life into it again. Sure, it's going to take some work, but that's what IC is all about! Come on down and give us a hand, won't you?

Much love,
Sir SysRq (talk) 23:15, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I've been meaning to work on it, I just haven't had any time to do anything lately. But, I did just win the MIAA South Sectional hockey tournament, so yeah! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:25, Mar 9

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SPaMMinG Da UsR PaiGe!

I told ya I'd do it. Here's something to keep you amazed for a while!


-- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:35, 15 Mar

Wow, is there anything spam can't do? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:08, Mar 16
It can't go to work for me when I'd want to sleep in :( -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:25, 16 Mar
Yeah, and I guess it can't fix my shoulder so I can play tennis, either... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:42, Mar 16
But it seems like SPAM really can be a useful multitool for all sorts of stuff at home anyways ^_^ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 09:49, 16 Mar
Indeed. Hooray spam! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:03, Mar 16
And makes for good random spamming material. Ah, the usefulness :D -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 11:14, 17 Mar

HALP

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/The_Rhino

These pages are frequent targets, protection should be considered. --CharitwoTalk 04:44, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

This account is closed.

Goodbye...forever.--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 02:07, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Bye - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 10:57, Mar 17

This artery is closed

Stop eating so much red meat. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:13, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

BU-HU-HUT *sniff* I LIKE RED MEAT! *Cries* :( -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 11:34, 17 Mar
NEVER! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:15, Mar 17

In Gratitude

You slut!

Ok, I have to ask... How on earth did you just manage to welcome 17 users within 1 min? My bot can't edit anything like that fast! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:54, Mar 19

  • haha its called fucking magic--Durryman 03:59, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Actually, I use the power of imagination. Also: Mozilla firefox and User:TheLedBalloon/Welcum.js. I was clicking with the scroll wheel so each edit opened up a new tab, and the simultaneous loading makes the whole thing go faster. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:48, Mar 19
Imagination eh? Na, they beat that out of me years ago. Seriously though I have got all that stuff. I bet it's the intertubes. Someone probably tied a knot in that cable they stretched across the Atlantic. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:00, Mar 19
Try picking a fight with Al Gore. Last time my internet got slow, I hit him until he promised to make it go faster, and it really worked! Oh sure, the "logical" people around me tried to tell me that my connection "only got faster because my family upgraded to broadband," that "that wasn't even Al Gore," that "your plan doesn't even make sense," but who's the one with the fast connection? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:59, Mar 20

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MnbvcxzBot 05:30, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Sup ballon?

You wanna cast your eyes over Jew and see what you think? Today's the last day of Colonization for it and I'd sorta like to get it wrapped up. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:01, 21 Mar

Sure, I'll take a look in a sec... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:16, Mar 21
Well, I'm satisfied. Looks good to me! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:38, Mar 21

PLS judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognisant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognisant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! –—Hv (talk) 24/03 20:29

Got it, chief. Two weeks for judging, right? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:31, Mar 25

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Could I perhaps be adopted?

Hello, I'm Gas Pump, And I've been lurking for nearly a year now, and have finally decided to get down to some writing. I saw the "Adopt a n00b" project, and thought that I could probably benefit from that, So I decided to go with quality and choose you, Sir Ledballoon. Of course, whether or not you accept me is all up to you, but I hope you'll take me under your wing.

Sure, consider yourself adopted! If you'd like, feel free to add the adoptee template to your userpage. Other than that, if you've got any questions or anything like that, feel free to ask right here on my talk page. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:24, Mar 29
Sweet, Could you check out this article I made over the weekend? The pee review I got said it was pretty decent, And I'd like your opinion on it. UnScripts:Dungeons and Dragons: The Movie I'm going to expand on it dramtically, since right now it's merely a trailer. I was thinking of making a full script, but done so it's like watching a bootlegged movie. I'd love some feedback on that when you have the time, Sir Ledballoon.Gas Pump 17:44, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Hey, sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet, tonight's been kind of wierd... But, fear not, for I believe I'll have a minute to chiggity check out your article tomorrow afternoon. But now, sleep. G'night. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:03, Mar 31
Ok, here's what I got for ya: I loved the trailer part, but I felt like what followed it seemed kind of flat in comparison. It felt like a lot of the movie was just there to string the stuff in the trailer together, and you lose a lot of the melodramaticness that makes the trailer great. Personally, I think you should make the whole thing like a trailer, sort of in the vein of UnScripts:Average Cop. Try expanding on what you've got, while integrating some of the events from the regular movie and mixing in some movie trailer buzz words. You know what I mean: "in a world, where X and Y, one man stands alone," "they'll break all the rules," or "the adventure of a lifetime." Of course, these are just suggestions. Whatever you opt to do, good luck! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:05, Mar 31
Thanks for the input, Sir Ledballoon. With that in mind, I'll probably be revising it into just an expanded trailer, since that's where the funny seems to be.Gas Pump 14:16, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Sounds good sir, happy editing! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Apr 3

Would you like a discount coupon?

Well, too freaking bad. Its likely expired or invalid.

But seriously, I've been writing this new Article about coupons, after a discussion about them, and I was wondering if you would like to maybe offer advice, or maybe we could even collaborate.

I'm also really surprised there are no articles yet about coupons. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 22:56, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm...well, I like your intro, and most of that first header's section, but I feel like after that you started getting a little bit too tangential. Try to stay on your satire target a little bit more, so that the reader doesn't wind up wondering how you've gotten to talking about New Jersey or Mexicans from an article on coupons. Or, if you were so inclined, you could try to completely go overboard with the rambling so that the rambling becomes a focal point of the article, which could wind up being pretty amusing. Just make sure you make whatever you do somewhat obvious. Good luck! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:15, Mar 31

Thanks dude. I would also like to wonder if you want to perhaps collaborate? You know more about writing the best articles, and most of my past efforts are rather forgettable. If its not your style, thats okay. just asking, as i only have about 15 minutes invested into the article... ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 23:31, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

I'd like to, I just don't think I've got the time right now...this week's been kind of messed up for me, but maybe if you're still working on it down the road I could swing by and lend a hand. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:33, Apr 1

Well, I haven't updated it lately. Ran dry on the mind juice i had for writing it a long time ago. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 09:20, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey I finally wrote a good article!

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Like I'd ever write anything worthwhile hahaha.... oh dear.--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 11:14, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh, you guys...always with the joking around. What is this, some kinda comedy websi--What? It is? Oh... Uhh... Carry on then! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Apr 3

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Somebody block this here idiot

HERE'S THE IDIOT. HERE HE IS. LOOK WHAT HE DID.

Not that I wanna be a tattle-tale or anything...

But seriously, how should I go about reporting this type of thing in future? Maybe he could use a warning from the likes of you first. Any pointers would be appreciated. --noamshouseparty 11:37, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Vandals like that guy have to be reported to Ban Patrol so the admins can take 'em out. If you don't see any active admins, check the IRC to see if you can find an op there. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:25, Apr 5

drive by

hey led, haven't seen you around much lately. hows stuff? hows hockey? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:29, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey Gerry. Yeah, I've been pretty busy with school and other stuff lately. Hockey ended a while back when we lost in overtime in the state semifinals. Normally I'd be onto tennis by now, but I messed up my shoulder in the last 5 minutes or so of regulation, so instead I'm doing the whole physical therapy thing. How about you, whatcha up to? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:04, Apr 8
aw, thats too bad about the playoffs. was this your senior year? i just went down to DC to watch good old BU take the national title home in a ridiculous weekend. looking into grad schools, so far i've only got into one that has a hockey team. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:20, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, that BU-Miami game was pretty awesome. And I'm just a junior, so I've got another season to try to get all the way to the finals game in the garden. Our last game was in Harvard which was also kinda sweet, but nothing compares to the garden. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:32, Apr 13
ah, the bright center...not a bad facility. certainly three steps above anything i've ever played hockey in. i thought for sure you'd be a senior...that would make you a wee freshman when you joined, no? any ideas for colleges yet? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:26, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Indeed, I found Uncyc around this time frosh year if memory serves. As for colleges, I'm not really sure yet, since a lot depends on what I get on my SAT in June--I'm right on the bubble for a bunch of great schools that I'd love to get into, and I think a 2200 or more could get me in. Right now I'm especially looking at U-Penn and Wash U in St. Louis, but I'm also gonna check out a bunch of colleges in the state, too. I've got vacation next week, so I think my family and I are going to Tufts for a tour at some point, and maybe Brown too, though I don't think I've got the GPA get in there--I don't think they'll accept anything less than a 4.00. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:27, Apr 17

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Hey...

I think that last block was a bit too long. He just didn't seem to know the rules. Ban him for 20 minutes and tell him to read that thing I never read. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:28, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

*sigh,* fiiiiiiiiiiine. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:30, Apr 16

glitch

Hey, I created glitch 5 mins ago.Is it spam?I want it to be like Bat Fuck Insane or AAAAAA!Bad Shroom (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

That's sort of the problem. We already have a bat fuck insane and an AAAAA. What we don't have is a satirically encyclopedic article about glitches. Why not try to write something more by the books? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:23, Apr 16

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Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:47, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey Leddy

Just a little leftover from PLS, I wanted a little input on how to fix Why?:Be a transvestite if you're not going to put any effort into it?. My idea was basically to have the neurosis of the narrator eclipse the absurdity of the situation until the reader is left to wonder who's actually the freakier person in this scenario. Unfortunately, I seem to have not conveyed that as well as I could based on the feedback. PP noted that I wasn't "concise enough" but that makes no sense to me because the whole point is that the narrator is incapable of delivering a concise argument and relies on stereotypes and unwarranted fears to judge people. Help! I really want this one to be a hit but I obviously need to put some work into it. Any input would be appreciated.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  09:42, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm... well, personally, when I want to make a narrator unreliable, I have him make a few pretty obvious self-contradictions, break his own internal logic. Then, you could maybe have him make a couple of outrageous claims about his situation, like comparing minor problems to things like the Holocaust, or something else less stereotypical. The hard part is, of course, the escalation--you can't be too subtle or too out there, or else you'll miss the mark. Honestly, I've never been great at the escalating craziness, but if you play with it a bit it should work out. Better yet, ask Cajek--the guy behind normal knows his shit. Cheers man, and good luck. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 11:10, Apr 17

Leddy...

...you feckless rebel. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:08, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

That's just me, man. I play by my own rules. I'm a loose cannon. The chief says one more stunt like the one I just pulled and he'll have my badge. I don't care though, just as long as the right people end up in jail... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:09, Apr 20
THERE IS NO ROOM FOR A RENEGADE COP ON THE FORCE!! Oh wait, there actually is. My apologies. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:49, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
DAMMIT CHIEF, THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE FORCE ANYMORE! IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I'VE ALREADY FORGOTTEN! Can't you understand that? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:55, Apr 20
YOU CAN'T KEEP RUNNING FROM YOUR PAST! IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THAT SAURON KILLED YOUR WIFE AND TWELVE CHILDREN! YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE YOURSELF! Sir SysRq (talk) 20:13, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE, MAN! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING KNOWING THAT WHILE YOU WERE SNORTING BLOW OUT OF A HOOKER'S NAVEL, THAT YOUR WIFE AND KIDS WERE BEING RAPED AND MURDERED BY THE DARK LORD OF EVIL, SAURON THE DECEIVER! You just... don't know what it's like... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:15, Apr 20
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DON'T! NOW GET OUT THERE AND DO YOUR COP THING WHERE YOU GET ALL UP IN SOME GUY'S FACE SO THAT HE CAN SEE THE DEMONS YOU JUST CAN'T FACE REFLECT IN YOUR EYES! WE'VE GOT A TV SHOW TO FINISH! Sir SysRq (talk) 01:45, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
I don't see why you two have to argue in front of the kids...they have it hard enough as is without having YOU two assholes screaming at each other. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:49, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
DON'T YOU IDIOTS GET IT? I CAN'T PLAY BY THE RULES. If I go by the books, the bad guys just wind up out on the streets again... and I won't let that happen. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:55, Apr 21

What? Do I think this guy is reasonable or something?

Hey, I was wondering if you would perchance consider adopting me as your little noob pal. I'm pretty noobish although I wouldn't say that I'm the noobest. In fact there are probably quite a few that are noober than I am, but I'm still pretty nooby.--JackOfSpades (talk) 06:45, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

I'll certainly adopt you! If it please ye, add {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} to your userpage, and ask any questions you have right here on my talk page. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:39, Apr 20

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Please Go Here

And tell your friends--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:27, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Thing

You appear to have created this abandoned WiP. One of yours? Something you were doing for someone else? Pepperoni on that pizza? What I think I'm trying to ask is what do you want to do with it seeing as the expired WiP tag is inviting deletion? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:33, Apr 27

D'oh! UnIdiot and I started work on that, figuring we'd finish it last week, but I guess I forgot about it. Yeah, I'll huff it, I can always restore it if we ever decide to finish the song. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:37, Apr 27

HALP!!!

PLEASE try to edit Pokemon Island.Nobody knows a shit about Pokemon here, and my article is A TIME BOMB for deletion, despite its length and quality.--Bad Shroom 00:56, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

I'd like to, but I don't really have time. Besides, although I know a bit about the two good pokemon games(red and blue), I don't really know how I could make pokemon funny. However, in my infinite wisdom, I will offer some advice. Sentences like this one: "During the early days of Pokemon Island, the Flying Spaghetti Monster told the natives to convert to Scientology.This succeeded, suprisingly bringing communists to live on the country." aren't really that funny(to me at least, others may disagree). It's random, and doesn't really have anything to do with anything. Avoid randomness, and if you're more coherent the jokes will come easier. The best advice I can give to you is this: First, move the page into your userspace so it won't be deleted and you can spend more time on it. Once, you move it, read through the super duper fantastic fun-time Uncyclopedia writing guide. After that, flip through some previously featured pages (my personal recommendations include this, this, this, this and this). While you're reading, read nominated articles and vote on VFH. After all this, you come back to your page, full to the brim with comedic inspiration, and spew your humor all over it. That's how I learned how to write. Not really the quickest process, but it works. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:22, Apr 30

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Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:14, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Help with sig

Hey, so I'm trying to come up with a new sig kind of like what Socky had but I can't figure out how the sigexpand and sighidden things work. What I have as of now is this. JackOfSpades (talk) 19:59, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Want help? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:01, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Actually, expandy sigs are probably the only thing I never really figured out the nuances of. I never really felt like I wanted to have one, personally. Just copy and paste the code from someone else's and tinker with it is the best advice I can give. Sorry :/ - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:00, May 10
No problem, I didn't get exactly what I was expecting but that's just the way it is sometimes. Jackofspades (talk) 02:05, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Zezima?

Why did you lock the Zezima page? Zezima is the best player of RuneScape, and you said "No one can write an article about him that doesnt suck"... which is unfair, I could totally write an awesome article about Zezima - think you should unlock the article -- Grue JammyCaptain Nerd(Talk)Grue Jammy

First off, I'm pretty sure that violates the Codeine's mum rule. But, I'm not 100% sure, so I'll tell you what: prove to me that you can write a funny page about Zezima. Start work on it in your userspace at User:Captain Nerd/Zezima, show me what you write, and if it's good I'll unlock the page for you. Good luck, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 12:54, May 10

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LED! HEY!

Led, you are my doctor Cox, and I am your J.D. You are my Emperor, and I am your Admiral Akbar. You are my Dick, and I am your Bush. Never forget that I love remember you. What have you been up to? Do you remember me, that guy? ...with the things?   Le Cejak <3:13 May 19, 2009>

OH MAN! OH MAN, IT'S CAJEK! OH MAN! I've been up to lotsa stuff actually. For starters, I... I'm about to miss the bus, actually. I'll finish the conversation later, may I have it wrapped ma'am? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 11:09, May 19
Certainly, see you later today   Le Cejak <14:20 May 19, 2009>
Alright, back. Yeah, so I've been pretty busy lately, what with junior year n' all. Looking at colleges, playing tennis, trying to find a summer job, and getting ready for SATs, playing trumpet, all that jazz. What about you? How was College: Part I? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:06, May 19

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