User talk:SysRq

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Yepyepp, talkie time.

New talking words go B'Lowe this here line at the TOP OF THE PILE if you can handle that. Respect.

Threats

Stavrogin 10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)Quit leaving crap on my talk page, Thanks, MMACKNIGHT10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)10:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)~~

VIRGINITY STEAL

You talk page's virginity. It's mine. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:39, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Hate to steal your thunder, but you can't pop my cherry if it's just all been cleaned out. =D Anyone? Anyone? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 00:40 7 Feb, 2008)

I WANTED TO TALK ON YWR PAGE!

and now I'm here, I have no idea what to say. W♥♥! ^_^ -_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 17:15, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Let's talk about what we have in common...like how we both have an exclamation point after our names in our sigs. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:22 11 Feb, 2008)

And our immense love for penis! Wait, is that just me? --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 08:48, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Nope, I'm sure "immense" is the right word to describe it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 14:48 12 Feb, 2008)

And not just the love, eh? ;) --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 15:06, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Sex may be about love, but GAY sex isn't. Haha I'm at school right now and my teacher is watching me type about gay sex. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 15:10 12 Feb, 2008)

I deeply hope ywr comment on gay sex was a joke. --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 15:23, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Of course, I'm mocking the misconceptions about gay sex by homophobes. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 15:30 12 Feb, 2008)

You make my vague approval

In recognition of your recent vote on my article on VFH, HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick(I'm not whoring) I present you the highest honour I have bothered to make up. BEHOLD! --Inorian the Eternal | HOWL AT ME! [MUN] [IAA] [RANDOM CRAP] 15:34, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Inorian's ambiguity award

Congratulations! Inorian has given you this template because you did something he either approved of, disapproved of, or doesn't care about. Regardless of why you should be honoured. Inorian has graced you with his ambiguity or apathy. Whatever.

Change topic

01:35, topic is: "Dragons"

<The Dragon Man> Wanna change topics? I do.

thanks

Thank You!

...for voting on this thing. I wanted to give you a big wet hug for your efforts, but the judge says I can't do that anymore. So, instead, here's a ballot paper for any future nominations. Oh look! It's already filled in, ain't that handy? - Seeker

Lol thx srsly!

	Rejoice, SysRq! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

That's right, thanks for one helpful-ass review! I'll try and imorove based upon what you said, and maybe write some more UnNews articles after I improve. As for the image- I put Mohmoud Iwannadestroyamericajad on purpose- I was leaning towards the fact that all middle eastern countries had united against America, hence Mochmaudbdur Imsuchabiggiantassholejad being Vice President. As for the Iranian flag..., yeah, I fucked up. Thx! - DarkBlue 15:27, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Awweh, you shouldn't have! =D Thanks. And yeah, I just really felt like most of the users that would frequent UnNews (like I do) would have caught that. But like I said, if you were able to whip up an image like that one, I'm sure you could chop another image that's just as good. Glad I could be some help to you. Good luck writing and stuff. I'll be sure to read your future work. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 15:31 Feb 20)

How's this for two future ideas- I'd like to get the opinion of an UnNews fan before I start them- "Wikipedia becomes self-aware, begins world conquest" (Terminator refrence :p) and "God announces presidential canidacy" DarkBlue 21:31, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Christopher Meloni thanks you!

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:24, 20 February 2008 (UTC)