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:::What if I'm feeling horny and an onion just happens to be handy? {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 19:10, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
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:::Well, in that light, liking onions implied. Say that you like onions if none of the other options apply. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 02:31, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
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:Well, this is a pleasant surprise. If anyone was to start a genealogy project, I would have thought it would be a [[User:Necropaxx|mormon]]. When Pel gets around to crocheting this, note that I'm a Discordian too, at least in some sense. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 02:31, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

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My archives are here, here and here but not here.

Welcome! This is the talk page of Syndrome. If you'd like to start a new topic, CLICK HERE to leave a message with Ice Cube.

Rules of engagement:

  • Try to avoid getting engaged, it can be very expensive.
  • Sign and date all your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~).
  • Put new text under old text.
  • Don't be a dick Unless you are a dick in which case you should hide your shame.
  • Be funny, not stupid. Unless you are stupid in which case that's funny.
  • If you post here, I will reply here.

Your Not! FUNNY

Your Not Funny no One Thinks Your Funny and [Obama] and Your MoM Don't Think Your Funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by WHO LET THE SHITS OUT!! (talk • contribs)

Thank you for your honest opinion. I will take some time to reconsider my life. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:09, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Your Not Really gonna DO IT are [You]? THIS IS Why no One Don't Thinks Your Funny.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jan 2010 ~ 07:13 (UTC)

Somebody's feeling lonely...

Now you've probably got two. Greedykins. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 14:38, Jan 4 2010

Hot Stuff

Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome To Violence

...the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!....................................................

Glad you liked the article and I appreciate the vote. Thanks!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  16:26, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Glad you're awake

Check out that new guys talk page, Dannivirus or whatever. He got caught in the =user name= trick on the Vote for Ban page and freaked out on the page and on his talk page. (and if you're reading this, Dannivirus, go and write something, go on, shoo). An interesting new guy, and who knows? Aleister in Chains Days of our lives MMX

Are you into gullible chicks? You should totally ask her out. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:20, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
OK, asked her, we're on for Friday. Anyway, I didn't mention and should have that I wasn't just mocking him, as soon as I saw his fear and worry I left a couple of notes on his talk page and eased him down from a freak out. But his comments in the midst of the freakout were still funny and I wanted to share them with someone on line who knows him. Wouldn't have done so if it was just to mock him and nothing more. Movies and a beer. Aleister in Chains MMX
I am, however, here to mock her. She's a big poopy pants! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:24, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

AH!!! I'm going to throw-up with this love fest.--I LIKE PIE!!! 00:42, January 19, 2010 (UTC)


You dummy monster!--I LIKE PIE!!! 00:28, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Duh, everyone knows that you love pie, I LIKE PIE!!!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:00, 19 January 2010

Yep, it's true, and pi!--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:35, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

What did I do? Did I do something wrong? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:23, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, you did. Now, write an article... What are you working on, huh huh HUH???  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:56, 19 January 2010

Yeah, don't try to fool us with that, "I'm quitting," stuff- your indentured servitude isn't up yet.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Jan 2010 ~ 07:17 (UTC)

You expect me to write stuff? What is this, some sort of writing class? I had thought about rewriting Sock Fetish but the closer I looked at it, the less I wanted anything to do about it. I do intend to at least try to write something soon, though. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:09, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
At the VERY least that article needs a spell check; a sexy spell check no doubt.
I look forward to your next project and I offer you a challenge: come up with a clever (unhuffable) stub. C'mon stubby, I know you can do it!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  22 Jan 2010 ~ 02:33 (UTC)
Are you making fun of my pocket pussy? I know, it's stubby... But you know you wanna look at it!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:08, 22 January 2010
I would NEVER make fun of that! (It's funny, I thought the fad was to breed hairless feline but I've never been called a trend setter... since the incident.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  22 Jan 2010 ~ 07:07 (UTC)
What are the guidelines fo this stub? Can it be UnNews? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:35, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
I think if it were UnNews it would just be an announcement, kinda like a classified ad for a tragedy or something. No a stub has to be, well, short and to the point and funny... sort of like Lucky Charms I suppose, only more funnier.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  29 Jan 2010 ~ 06:36 (UTC)

Yeah, you strange Syndrome!--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:41, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Isn't it ironic?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:11, 19 January 2010

Yeah, I know...YOU BAD BAD SYNDROME!!!--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:05, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

mejores paginas del mundo

mejores paginas del mundo WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:28, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Also I cloned your bees and put them on my user page. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:44, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

It's a boy!


It's a baby and his name is HELPME because that's what his mother screamed when he was born. And look, he's already learning how to read!

So go say hi to your new great nephew or great stepson or whatever! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:33, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Do you I LIKE PIE???

Um, hi. I lefted a note for I_LIKE_PIE!!! you might like to read. That is all.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Feb 2010 ~ 10:55 (UTC)
You should have just called him names and left some sort of "fail" image macro on his talk page. That always works. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:08, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
You're right of course. Ah, ya gotta just love the classics!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Feb 2010 ~ 04:13 (UTC)

Hello there.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:11, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you!!


What's wrong with mu user page? (I use IE, everything seems to be OK). PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 12:55, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Your userpage needs more vandalism. That's all. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:11, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Very funny

For your theft of my UotM award found at, I was seriously tempted to put you on Uncyclopedia:FFS. But I have this annoying suspicion that putting someone else's name on there is more likely to get the poster's name put on there, so will refrain.

Instead, as Serjeant-at-law of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I will be taking UnLegal action whenever I get around to making something up. You've been warned. (Also, I found it funny). Compassrose Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  21:02, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Also, I object to whoever you stole your talk header template from. I also object to those pictures at the top of your talk page. I have no idea why, but I did watch some pornography recently. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:08, Feb 4
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:30, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

The Flying Hamster People

Don't be a Douche bag.

JoS: Seconded. You may think I'm not funny, but really, you're a hypocrite. The preceding unsigned comment was added by a pair of banned users (talk • contribs)

When an experienced user gives you some advice take it. Next time your ban will be longer. If you remove the ICU again I will delete your page and ban you both forever. Also, hea Syndrome. Better weather than I expected for this time of year... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:35, Feb 6
Actually, I was kind of out of line with the ICU. While making some fixes to it, I forgot that it was already tagged as Construction. But there's absolutely no way that an in-joke between friends on a web forum belongs on Uncyclopedia, especially if they're not going to at least make an effort to hide its in-jokey nature. Uncyclopedia is a humor wiki. When you start name-dropping your friends and giving yourselves high-fives and secret handshakes in the article, that really kills the humor for the rest of the world who reads it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:13, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
The WIP template is a way that a user can tell an admin that they have read BGBU or at least have some idea what is going on here and that they are likely to come back and improve the article. It does not absolutely protect an article from being deleted or tagged with an appropriate tag if one is required in any given situation... So, ya did the right thing man. Cos you understand the why not just what the "rules" say... ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:20, Feb 6
Cool. So I won't get banned today, them? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:27, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the nomination

There seems to be absolutely no risk I will actually win the honor, but let me thank you for stating the thing I take pride in doing here. Cheers. Spıke Ѧ  23:41 6-Feb-10

Fisher-Price 3D

Nice. Aleister in Chains 3:10 10 Feb. MMX

I wonder if it would work with 3D glasses. It would be better if the blue part on top were semitransparent, but you can't do that with font colors on webpages yet, I think. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 09:03, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
Tried it with my glasses from "Avatar" and it works well from a distance. Don't know if it's 3-D because there's no contrast behind it, but it looks good. Aleister in Chains 15:10 11 Feb. MMX

Get Up, Come On Get Down With The Sickness.






Grazie. ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 23:53,14February,2010

The meerkat alignment: References

I'm changing the references thing back. I was only giving credit where credit is due. Had he never made the strange remark "Godspeed and Meerkats Aligned", I never would have made up any of that story. I won't say his name, only because his screen name is the same here as it is on the forum where he first used the phrase. Just giving you a heads up so you don't call out the admins on me for changing what the great omniscient Syndrome willed. And don't complain or anything, because really I shouldn't have to change it just because you don't like the guy. It's clear from the link previously in place that it was not talking about him as a member of Uncyclopedia, and when I added the references section, he wasn't a member yet. And even with no link, the Jesus of Suburbia is a character well known to any green day fan. Also, I'll call the section "Credit" just so it's more clear The preceding unsigned comment was added by Xedan (talk • contribs)

Boy oh boy... The problem with that is that this is a wiki. If this were, say,, then cool, you can write whatever you want in your story. But on a wiki article, only the relevant information should be written in the article and all the meta-data goes elsewhere because it would just take up space otherwise. Look at any article on Wikipedia. It tells you what you want to know about the subject, cites tangible sources that you can look up, and all the credits and the congratulations and the fact-checking and the who-did-what can be seen by clicking "history" and reading the list of edits, or clicking "talk" and seeing relevant information that doesn't belong in the article. Am I making sense? If you want credits and explanations, put them on the talk page, because the article should be just the execution. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 09:16, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

It's been so long

I haven't seen any posts by you since last month! I'm going through Syndrome Post Withdrawal Syndrome! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:29, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Are you in Post-Syndrome Post Withdrawal Syndrome yet? I've been traveling a bit, but aside from that I'm too lazy uninspired to anything beyond watch recent changes. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:36, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

I need your help

Someone uploaded pornographic image with no copyright data on my account please delete that image?! The preceding unsigned comment was added by President Johnson (talk • contribs)

Someone hacked into your brand new account upload pr0n without your knowledge as your very first contribution? How old are you, kid? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:24, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
I did not even make this account my friend was at my house earlier and went on here I told him not to make an account but he did please delte my acount I tried after he left but I don't know how. The preceding unsigned comment was added by that guy (talk • contribs)
Oh, don't leave. We're lots of fun here. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:52, March 8, 2010 (UTC)


Very nice and timely welcome, thanks! Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 19:19, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

I wrote it just for you. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:21, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
And if I didnt see it on everyone else's first archive I would have believed you haha Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 19:23, March 12, 2010 (UTC)


It's user: Jacque Grimhearse, thanks again for photoshoping the Hand and Arrow cursors! I just happen to not have photoshop on this computer, you helped alot.

No probalo. I saw that the white background stood out against the images in
so I fixed it. I think there's a way to make transparent backgrounds in MS Paint but I forgot how. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:04, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Uncle-Daddy I had another Boy!

Booze kids

Here's my new baby Rifting who's already learning from his older brother! Yes, being a man I have to bottle feed my sons. But maybe we can get one of our female relatives to loan her breasts....

So go say hi to your new great nephew/grandson! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:34, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Already welcomed him, didntcha notice? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:39, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Only two months after the last one. Isn't Why a slut?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 22:44, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Let's find out with SCIENCE! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Is Why a slut?

The poll was created at 22:48 on March 15, 2010, and so far 39 people voted.
He he he I like onions. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 18:45, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Departure of fun

If you want to keep these for the sentimental value I can somewhat understand what you are thinking, but I'm actually trying to clean up the games portal as much as possible. Maybe you should look at a 200X portal to actually showcase these types of things so that they are somewhere? In the meantime though I'll avoid nomming any more of these, but I'll remove the from the games page as I would like that to be a highlight of what we're doing rather than a repository for this kind of stuff. How would you feel about creating an early days portal to showcase where uncyc started?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 20:44, Mar 17 2010 UTC

The Departure of Fun games are listed on the games portal? That certainly needs to be fixed. I was actually thinking of "retiring" the DoF pages and marking them as archives. I think this is what we did when a project page listing new users on was on VFD, and I searched for it briefly before giving up. (Have you noticed how the search function sucks nowadays?) An early days portal would work too, but yeah, take them off the games portal. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:40, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
This is what I'm referring to. Google site search saves the day. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:42, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
Cool. I'm going to remove them now, but I'll leave what is actually on Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun as is. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 08:41, Mar 18 2010 UTC

I found your talk page again

Stupid Watchlist.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Mar 2010 ~ 06:19 (UTC)

It's in the yellow pages under "Syndromes". --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:32, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

About your WHY??? poll

How should I vote if I'm a slut with onions? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:14, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

I've never heard of a slut with onions. Until you can cite a valid peer-reviewed SCIENTIFICAL article proving the existence of a slut with onions, the experiment will continue as planned despite the observed nausea and hair loss. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:59, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
I guess the "I like onions" fits you, because you have to like the subject somewhat before the slutting commences. The Rift Icons-flag-ca (grumble) 38217px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 18:59, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
What if I'm feeling horny and an onion just happens to be handy? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:10, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
Do these count? and WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:09, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
Well, in that light, liking onions implied. Say that you like onions if none of the other options apply. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:31, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Our family tree

Family tree copy

This is by User:Pelargonium.

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:59, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, this is a pleasant surprise. If anyone was to start a genealogy project, I would have thought it would be a mormon. When Pel gets around to crocheting this, note that I'm a Discordian too, at least in some sense. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:31, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

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