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i would like the article I moved into my userspace back. Out right vandalism yes but I still want it... {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 11:42, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
i would like the article I moved into my userspace back. Out right vandalism yes but I still want it... {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 11:42, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
:Really? Well, it's your userspace. I'll restore it in a minute. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''11:45, 30 July 2011''</small>
 
:Really? Well, it's your userspace. I'll restore it in a minute. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''11:45, 30 July 2011''</small>
 
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do you remember me?

capture u i'll set u free


i am all i am all of me


I AM (ALL OF ME)

i'm sorry for the che guarver thing. Frubar-Fritz 20:32, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Oh right, you were that one vandal I banned once. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:03, 16 March 2011

Almighty Sock

I glanced at the history of HowTo:Spot a Virgin and think you should take the semi-protect off. It's had a lack of vandalism lately and I think we should give those IPs that immediately search for "virgin" when they get here a shot to show their stuff. Jackofspades (talk) 03:55, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Your wish is granted. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:46, 16 March 2011

Mike Tyson thanks yo’ sorry ass


Sir Mike

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:02, Mar 16

VFD

Oy, mon... I know there's nothing explicitly stated or anything, but in the future, could you be a dear and wait more than a day before closing nominations on VFD when there's no clear keep majority? Doesn't really give people a chance to make up their minds or come to an agreement or quit caring or accept that some clear opposition, which tends to discourage folks from doing stuff again, that kind of thing. Especially in a case like this, however, in which there was in fact a distinct delete majority and you were one of two keep voters, it's apt to just annoy people and cause them to renominate it as soon as they can, which also makes more work for the poopsmiths, some of whom are cranky enough as it is. So please - patience is of the essence. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:15, 16 March 2011

Bah. That page should be featured, really. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:19, 16 March 2011
Just because something is on VFD doesn't mean it'll get deleted. Just because someone casts a vote doesn't mean they're not out of their mind and won't change it later, for that matter. Anyhow, let the legitimate nominations die naturally, that's all I ask. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:34, 16 March 2011
*mumbles incoherently* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:37, 16 March 2011

A Question about Cookies

Does a person have to do something specific in order to be awarded one? is there a reason why it would be awarded? what's going on? - くそったれ Talk contrib 15:45, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Anyone can get one for whatever reason you like. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:47, 16 March 2011

Thank you! I wanted to award it to someone for no particular reason. So....

Newcookie Another n00b has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

- くそったれ Talk contrib 15:51, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. :) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:52, 16 March 2011

No problem, Personally I think you deserve alot more than mere "cookies". - くそったれ Talk contrib 16:53, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

That's nice to hear. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:59, 16 March 2011

And I don't mean a cheap little " Award template " on Uncyclopedia. No, I mean an overly large packet of Jelly babies, 500 milk cartons, 60 tons of clown makeup, 74 pizzas, 35 nun robes, 16 packets of walkers crisps, 13 playstation 3s, 998 cans of larger, an off-license, a pawn shop with smashed windows, 24 gay saunas, 56 packets of used condoms, A robot wearing a little tribal hat, the corpse of Michael Jackson, Mickey rooney's right eye, 44 boxes of orange sherbet, OVER 9000 Dragon ball Z DVD boxsets, the costume of tinky-winky in the Tellytubbies, 33 Justin Bieber CDs, 88 cars covered with treacle, A lion with it's teeth taken out, 2 dogs with no legs, A tadpole, 77 cans of coca-cola, an African dictator, A death camp, a beheaded theme park enthusiast, a workground, a restground, a playground, A hidden mickey, and a nude porn star. All delivered by ninjas who commit seppuku if they fail to deliver this all in less than 3 minutes. - くそったれ Talk contrib 17:11, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

That's... partially nice and partially creepy to hear. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:19, 16 March 2011

All from Nigeria of course. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

Why can't I do any good articles?

I tried an article on Moo (Monster Rancher), Dimentio, and The Void, trying to follow all of Uncyclopedia's rules and styles, but they deleted all of them. So, I put all my effort into one last attempt to impress them, a Renamon article. Zombiebaron, an admin I suspect of being a furry assassin and/or Renamon hater, deleted it. He said it had no NRV but I made all the improvements he asked of it, and he huffed it anyway. But I know there are some nicer admins like you here and I was wondering why nothing I did seemed to have any "redeeming value?" I don't think I'll create an article here ever again cause I lost confidence at it, Renamon was my last hope Ghostkaiba297 04:41, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

I looked at the article and it doesn't look too bad. It could use a couple more jokes, but I'd say there's definitely some redeeming value in there. What probably went wrong with the ICU is that when you think you've fixed the article, you should ask an admin or the original ICUer whether or not the article has been improved enough for the ICU to be removed. But when your article goes unedited for seven days, it's assumed it's been abandoned and an admin going through the pile of maintenance might delete it without reading the whole article first. I'm sure if you ask Zombiebaron if he could restore the article and maybe remove the ICU if he thinks it's good enough, your problem will be fixed in no time. Don't give up hope just yet. ;) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:59, 17 March 2011

Found a movie for ya...

Attack of the Giant Sockpuppets

Watch it. Its a good one. Oh, and pleased to meet you. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 13:48, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

That looks nice. Also, hi BobTheZ. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:50, 18 March 2011
Yo...dawg. =P ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 14:19, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

So This must be the reason why sockpuppeteering is banned.... - くそったれ Talk contrib 15:27, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Who ever said it was banned? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:28, 18 March 2011

it's not Banned? - くそったれ Talk contrib 15:37, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Only when said sockpuppets are abused for vandalistic purposes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:39, 18 March 2011

Or if it's for Manipulating a vote, or for forum topics, of for self-nomming, or for support for an article, etc. - くそったれ Talk contrib 15:42, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

Anything disruptive or unfair to other users, basically. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:46, 18 March 2011
Conversing with oneself is also not allowed. Which is weird, since one can do that just as easily without sockpuppets... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:06, 18 March 2011
Yeah. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
I agree. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
Hey Bob! ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
Hey dude, how are you? ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
Fine, you? The preceding unsigned comment was added by BobNewbie (talk • contribs)
Fine. Thanks :) ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
Cool. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 18:13, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
I'M HEARING VOICES! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:14, 26 March 2011

Hi.

What is this? Dratini19 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:03, 19 March 2011

Something Hecknotechno used in one of her sigs, possibly in between option tags. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:50, 19 March 2011
Who? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:25, 19 March 2011
Heck no techno. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:11, 19 March 2011
Oh. Spaces, eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:24, 19 March 2011
Apparently. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:47, 19 March 2011

Awww snap!

"You're to smart for this wiki!" Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. That's what I'm talking about. Kick that i.p. ass socky. I have a question: Is it true admins wait to ban people until they come up with a witty/pithy saying to go along with their ban? If so, maaaan I'm so glad you did. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:19, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Lolwat? Dude, that was like the lamest ban reason I could've intentionally come up with. So to answer your question, no. If they wait to ban someone, it's because they enjoy the act of reverting. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:24, 19 March 2011

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh hai. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:06, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Something something. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:03, 21 March 2011

Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --Tophat headless 14:51, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for letting me know. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:41, 21 March 2011
How can you move a Dinosaur? A forklift? Lots of Egyptians? Socky, thanks for your vote on Tombstone on VFH, a surprise nom. You are a man of many voices, some of them coherent, others raving at the bugs who live just under your skin. Vote appreciated! Aleister 2:06 26-3-'11
Any good article deserves a quick and concise {{For}} vote. Would you like me to move Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Dinosaur to Dinosaur and merge the histories? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:14, 26 March 2011

RAMPAGE

I DELETE YOUR ARTICLES.

No, but seriously, sorry if that caused you inconvenience. I thought "Wow, there are an uncharacteristically large number of abandoned WiPs today!" and didn't think to check the authorship. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:18, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

*starts crying incontrollably* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:20, 29 March 2011
But on a more serious note, I find it highly suspicious that you started deleting them at the same time I was moving them into my userspace. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:21, 30 March 2011

*Achoo!*

Excuse me. Anyway, it looks to me that you voted for on HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise and were inducted into the brotherhood of disguise masters. Well guess what? It made it into featured queue, which entitles you to the golden Groucho Marx glasses award. Congratulations.

Golden-Groucho-Marx-glasses

Thanks for the vote, dude!

--Tophat headless 15:27, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know which article you were talking about as I really really can't spot a link in your message. However, it must've been a great article, seeing as I voted for it and it got featured. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:20, 4 April 2011
Sarcasm? --Tophat headless 02:21, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
Possibly. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:23, 4 April 2011

so gay

I knew that Katy Perry song was misspelt somehow, but forgot which way. I don't want you thinking I lack grammar skills. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:43, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I thought as much, as your writing is usually flawless. I just wanted to make sure that anyone involved, or anyone that will ever read that edit summary for that matter, knew what the correct spelling was. Because that's important to me, I guess. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:18, 4 April 2011

Football Thanks

You're welcome. You might consider removing the "Sources" heading, though. Seeing as it contains a sources-related template that doesn't necessitate the heading to the right and a template that has absolutely nothing to do with sources to the left. And I see you're still using the same old template. Good for you. ;) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:53, 4 April 2011

Strange Attraction

I'm strangely attracted to your drawn avatar.... Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 20:00, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

That's nice. I didn't draw it myself, though. Not that I wouldn't be able to draw it myself, but not on a computer. My mouse moves around too much for that. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:04, 4 April 2011
I fucking hate computer mouses. Which is why I still have a ZX Spectrum. BASIC Ftw....... - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:06, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

File

Maybe I'm confused, and maybe I've been doing it wrong all along. Whenever I want to find a pic I usually type [[File:Then the first word or letters and a nice long list comes up, which I then look at by clicking the down arrow. This is how I've always looked for pics, except when I category image hunt or (alas) Special Page Unused Pic hunt (I must have put hundreds of unused pics on pages before they killed it). The file hunt seems to work fine. How do you find pics? And let me know if I'm doing it wrong (I've put a hidden pic on the Friday page, just one, for the irritation of our readers). Aleister 22:07 4-4-'11

Well, if I remember a picture that'd be perfect for an article I'm writing being in existence on this wiki, I'll try to find it, and if I do, use it. Sometimes I also look at articles of related subjects to see if they've got any good images I could use. Categories come in handy sometimes too. And very occasionally, I'll look for an image by typing [[File:Some additional letters to find an image. Sometimes I even use Special:Search, though Wikia has been messing with that and making it less useful lately. And when all else fails, I can still look for pictures on Google. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:17, 4 April 2011
So my way seems to justify keeping the File namespace (although I tend to think you put that forum up as a joke now, after seeing lollipop's), because it's so useful and is the way I (and hopefully others? I dunno) get their pics. Maybe lots of users don't know about that thing of File then hit the down arrow. Anyway, I'd be further hurt in my enjoyment here if File was huffed, I guess, but you probably are joking. Aleister 22:22 4-4-'11
Oh no, I'm dead serious about this. I assure you. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:25, 4 April 2011

Erm.... In this Article I replaced every instance of "Game" with "Article" and Vice versa. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:28, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Why don't you use the search function on your browser to search for the word 'game'. Disappointing. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:30, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
Why vice versa? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:31, 4 April 2011
Is it a vice? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:08, 5 April 2011
If Another n00b does it, yes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:09, 5 April 2011

Erm.... In this Article I replaced every instance of "Article" with "Game" and Vice versa. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:28, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Deja-vu. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 4 April 2011
Deja-vu. Barn-owl LOL vandalz
No kidding. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:41, 4 April 2011
No kidding. Barn-owl LOL vandalz

Dinosaur made it into queue!

DINO PARTY!!!

CharlieTheDinosaur

Thanks for the vote dude!

--Tophat headless 15:21, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Nice image. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:05, 5 April 2011
Er... Thanks. I didn't make it though. --Tophat headless 22:24, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Partying

Sockulicious, have you remembered how to edit yet? If so, please take another look at Friday and see if it's sockyable, or if there are tweeeeks yet to go. I'd nom it myself but that would take five days more on pee review, and this is a timely article, like a souped-up timely UnNews. And to be serious for a moment (puts on glasses, a tie, and sets a cocktail on the desk), I'd love to see this IP-started page featured just so Rebecca Black can read it and get a little lift from someone saying nice things about her. She's a 13-year-old who's going through one of the largest public learning curves in recent times, buffeted by good and bad. This would add a little more good, a tiny bit, but she may enjoy it (I'd call her studio and let them know it was on the main page if it gets featured). Thanks for reading, and if you do nom, thanks again, and I'm sure the IP will thank you in due time, in a good way. Aleister 16:18 5-4-'11

I nommed it somehow. I still don't know how to edit though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:11, 5 April 2011
Partying! Twanks and all good things for nomming and voting for Friday. I'm glad you liked it. I wrote the IP who authored it, and let him (her) know, and even Bob Dylan should sign on as an IP and vote for it. The last time I saw you edit it was like a piano virturoso, the speed and the daring with the keys, the chances you took, dazzled and turned the keyboard into an instrument of pleasure. Partying. (and I listened to the Black and Dylan versions several times, and it's not a bad song, so it's interesting how it acheived memehood) Aleister 22:22 22-2-'22
Friedy's done right good for itself on that der VFH page, yep yep. Naw if only you was still one of those high-faluttin' bossy guys you could put it away way up on this dere darn main page yourself, and make double down dirty sure it was lookin' right pretty on that page too, on, of all the days on God's green earth, Friday. Thanksyous again. Aleister 13:28 6-4-'11
Well, it's only two days till Friday. Maybe someone'll feature it then. Or maybe the day after that. What day comes after Friday again? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:35, 6 April 2011
Sunday, which was yesterday. Everybody here is waiting for the weekend. Aleister 13:41 6-4-'11

Thanks

For the vote on What you don't know about Mario & Luigi‎! I was afraid no one would vote; I've seen really good articles fail VFH just because no one voted. Anyway, thanks again! --Tophat headless 21:48, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

It's a pretty good article, but I imagine the subject matter might ruin it for some people. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:51, 5 April 2011
I see... Like I said, first article I ever wrote; I don't know what I was thinking though, I'm not even a gamer. Thanks again. --Tophat headless 21:56, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Heya

So you welcomed me a few hours ago this morning and that is cool thanks, though I had already created an article...lol. I am having difficulties figuring out how to create a redirect for my page...help, someone? Thanks. User:Whyamidoingthis 11:02 April 6, 2011

Just add "#REDIRECTWhatever page you want to redirect to" to any redirect page you intend to create and replace the "Whatever page you want to redirect to" bit with, believe it or not, the title of whatever page you want to redirect to. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:06, 6 April 2011
The full code looks like this: #REDIRECT[[Whatever page you want to redirect to]]. --Tophat headless 15:11, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
Thank-you both soo much i will try this...if i doesn't work then don't feel offended but the thank-you will be withdrawn. Whyamidoingthis 16:54, April 6, 2011
Yea! Thank-you is not taken bak! Would anyone mind looking at my article it is my first one The Romanovs and my second Jonah? Again thanks! Whyamidoingthis 17:11, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
They need images if anyone would be so kind...(like is that really likely?) Whyamidoingthis 17:15, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
What kind of images? And did you know you can upload images yourself too? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:44, 6 April 2011
Hello Sock, yes i realize that but i don't have any, and i am too lazy to create/find any for the articles...anywho, so the kind of images that might correspond nicely with the articles. User:Whyamidoingthis 18:30, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
Did you have anything specific in mind, perchance? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:32, 6 April 2011
Ummm...well, oddly enough things that correspond with the topics? like for romanovs: all paraody or amusing: portraits, picture of rome burning, picture of chinese junk, etc. Like for Jonah: all parody or amusing: portrait, picture of whale eating someone, picture of that greek dude with the wax and feather wings falling, picture of dracula maybe, picture of indian elephant crushing someone, etc. so yea, whatever really so long as there is some, or not really, connection to the topics i guess. Whyamidoingthis 18:38, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
Request images also, go to here and make an image request, I found this thingy highly useful, for image requests. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:01, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Review?

Hey Socky would you review my two articles, Jonah and The Romanovs? They got ICUed and i fixed them up. thanks...--Purple&Pink 06:10, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I've read them and they're pretty decent now. I'll go ahead and remove the ICUs. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:55, 8 April 2011
Thnks!!!...--Purple&Pink 14:22, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Jeff Beck

Socky, I reformatted and greatly condensed this article. And toned down the fan boy. If you think it has a chance can you Nom it on VFH? You consideration is much appreciated in any case. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:51, Apr 8

Nommed! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 8 April 2011

I thought about it some

You sucked as an op, too. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:27, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

And you took this long to figure it out? That's sad. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:02, 11 April 2011
I just want to say that I do not like that person...Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 00:25, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

You

You're getting sysop'd and you're going to like it! Jackofspades (talk) 02:04, 12 April 2011

 :'( Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:48, 12 April 2011

Luxembourg (city) (article)

Thanks for the help with that one, I am clearly a fool of the highest order. --Black Flamingo 15:49, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. Feel free to help me with this one. It needs more foolishness. ;) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:55, 13 April 2011

Psychedelic music

John-Peel1

Thanks for your Psychedelic vote from Sog & Funnybony

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:46, Apr 14

Re:Zombiebaron's contest

Your Muhammad entrant, you don't plan to replace the single-sausage pic do you? The new one is interesting, but not in the same league as the classic. And what does the writing say? Is that Muhammad's name, blessed be it for all the nations. Aleister 10:22 15-4-'11

I think the multiple-sausage pic looks better than the single-sausage one, but I don't intend to replace it everywhere. As for the Arabic writings on top, all I can say is that it's Arabic and I have a hunch it has "Allah" in it somewhere. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:27, 15 April 2011

Uh...

Your userpage is way too pink. Lyrithya did her job really well... Anyway. I heard that you use HotCat, right? I thought that might you be interested of my new article, surprisingly named as "HotCat". I just think, that might you... Edit it? It`s on concstruction (which I put there on myself), but would you like? At your service, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:31, 20 April, 2011 (UTC)

Sure, I'll take a look. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:29, 20 April 2011
Well? What`d you think? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 11:33, 20 April, 2011 (UTC)
It's alright, though I think it could use some proofreading. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:44, 20 April 2011

Brrrr...

10 reasons to thank Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

10. You voted for User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty on VFH

9. You're pretty cool

8. You participated in rigging one of Uncyclopedia's most sacred voting pages

7. Thus proving that you don't have a frigid sense of humor

6. Except you do since you voted for an article that involved freezing temperatures

5. Not even sure if that was a proper pun anyway

4. Sorry

3. I think I'm running out of numbers here

2. But I just wanted to say

1. Thanks for the vote!

Freezer
 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:25 Apr 25, 2011

On my VFH, saying the things left unsaid

The great love article of my life that I wrote was featured recently, and I would therefore like to take the time to thank you profusely for helping to make it a success despite that fucking cunt-bitch Lyrithya some adversity. Your good deeds shall not be forgotten. Now, please excuse me I have to go fill Lyrithya's userpage with abusive garbage reflect on the important things in life.

...I hope you'll join me in the attack -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:03, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

I'd gladly violate Lyrithya's userpage. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:25, 1 May 2011

Admin

Two guys on the inside? It's all falling into place... Ok, let's move forward to the next stage of the plan. Also you might want to watch your back; I think Roman Dog Bird suspects something. --Black Flamingo 10:19, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their wiki. Congrats on the lifetime appointment, an honour reserved for those of high character and higher self-esteem. You will carry the title well, and as the decades roll by and as you and your children grow old, you will laugh in the face of IP's and staffers alike knowing that you have the power to send them to hell with a flick of your index finger. And I swear by my secret-affiliation with Roman Dog Bird that if you find your writing suffering because of this job and don't quit or modify your time accordingly, I will find a mad scientist who will teach me how to put my hands through this computer screen and stangle the daylights out of you. So there, a proper "congratulations", well done sir, well done. Aleister 11:04 1-5-'11
Roman Dog Bird is spying for us, Black Flamingo. And don't worry, Aleister, I intend to write as many articles as I've been writing in the last couple months. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:24, 1 May 2011
Congratulations Tintin on your promotion to adminhood. I know, it was either uncyclopedia or becoming the new prime minister of Belgium. You chose wisely. The UnChalice is yours. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:18, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

They give sysop flags to socks now? Everybody run scared! :P

You are now a sysop! Please use your tools well before the cavalry sentences you to a lifetime of horror in the Cajek academy! :P But seriously, congrats! :D Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy

Rather him than me! I'm just happy being myself without any bigger hats than necessary, my current one hates headgear. /me pets cat on head -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:16, 1 May
Cats are nice. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:24, 1 May 2011
Yes, they are. And I'm babysitting doggies atm. Makes me miss my cat... I'm so happy I didn't get that hat on your head. Tinfoil doesn't suit me. At all . -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:46, 1 May
Carnal gratulations, may the good Brabant shine upon you --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:10, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
The tinfoil hat must be a present from the almighty Brabant. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:55, 1 May 2011
There isn't enough glitter in the world to make me want to wear that... Especially pink glitter... o.O -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:26, 1 May
These things can change. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:13, 2 May 2011
Glitter? Sure. Admin hat for Luvvy? Nah. I can throw enough hissy fits and flamewars at people to get more negative than positive votes... And let's face it, Darth Ron would not be happy to lose his sockpuppet... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 06:20, 2 May

2 seconds?

Wouldn't have had this soft-hearted ban timing when I was admin. Pup 12:28 02 May '11

But you're not. :P Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:33, 2 May 2011
Hey, I demand double the attention he's getting! I'm cuter! Cuz everybody says so... *holds breath, turns blue, passes out* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:32, 2 May
*ignores Luvvy* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:33, 2 May 2011
At least he ignored you twice as much. Pup 12:35 02 May '11

Thanks againer

Thanks once again for the spelling fixes, this time on Britainy Spears. You must have corrected a thousand of my spelling errors in my time here, and once again make me look half-way good and not the bumbling drunk chasing imaginary bats away that I am in real life. Thanks. I'd also better add a comment to your poor observation on the pee review request of the page. Aleister 18:47 3-5-'11

No problem, Aleister. Feel free to point me to more of your pages laced with typos. I'd look at your userpage to find them, but I haven't managed to figure out your peculiar userpage just yet. ;) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:13, 3 May 2011
Simple. Take logical and ordered, and then do the opposite, and that's Al's page. Pup 07:17 03 May '11
Wherever I roam, there are typos. When I alight my pen upon paper, typos appear like angels dancing upon the head of a pin. Where my shadow falls onto print, yep, there too. My userpage is simplicity itself, all me pages are listed at the bottom (I use it as a watchlist, and check "Related Changes" instead of whatever it is most people look at). But you've probably already corrected most of them (and what you haven't improved Lyrtheriea or however the name is spelled has). Twanks again. Elwestier q9:2- 3[5=;11

Thingy

Bff World's Best Friend April 2011 The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lyrithya (talk • contribs)

I dunno WTF is going on

But I would like to extend my thanks to you and your compatriots for spamming my watchlist with random bannings and deletions. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:55, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

You are exceptionally welcome. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:57, 4 May 2011

This sums it up nicely

Jackofspades (talk) 19:35, 4 May 2011
Too bad that's not an actual show on television. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:51, 5 May 2011
It may not be a TV show, but I think it's a set of sermons by Westboro Baptist Church. Also congrats on being named an admin! Or should I say condolences? In any case, remember that I voted for you next time you start handing out huge monetary awards. Yours Truly, Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard Poofather 20:47, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Memoirs...

Thanks! Much appreciated! Giarc Giarcwhat

You're welcome. What did I do? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:45, 13 May 2011
I thought you nominated my article for featuring? Giarc Giarcwhat
Ah, yes. I didn't check who the author was. Congratulations! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:31, 19 May 2011

You helped develop the anti-death drug!

Liquid medicine

UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows made it into queue, and now old people will never have to die again! Thanks for your vote, man!

--Tophat headless 16:12, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

You mean old people are gonna take over the world? *cringes* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 18 May 2011
Well, no. Old people may love forever, but their hips still snap like twigs. Also, you gotta remember here, they're old people, they move slow as molasses. --Tophat headless 00:37, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Odd question

Aleister redirected me to your lair with this. I know it's ridiculous, but after searching on Google and online dictionaries, I'm still lost: is it young girls' blood or young girls blood? Alex Jones' documentary or Alex Jones documentary? If you have a website better than Reverso or Wordreference that would be cool! (Remember, I'm a French-Canadian) Thank you in advance Socky, I know who I can count on here! (YOU) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:24, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Forget it my friend, I have been answered by The Führer himself! (Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein) Sorry for the double message. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:26, May 19, 2011 (UTC)
Well, anything possessive gets an 's at the end. You can discard the s if the word in front of it already ends in an s, but you still need the apostrophe. The only exception are words like his, her, its. Did I explain it as good as Guildy? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:44, 19 May 2011

So, uh...

You're not trying to prove me right, are you? Because if you are, I'll take away your cake. Forever and ever and ever! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:18, 24 May 2011

I have no idea what you're talking about. No really, tell me. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:37, 24 May 2011
You seem less active than usual this month. Have I been imagining it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:06, 24 May 2011
Ah, yes. Well, you see, I've been preoccupied with other... thingies. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:58, 24 May 2011
*suspicious look* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:35, 24 May 2011

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:

ThanksX5

like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:16, May 29 20:16, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

You've combined my two favourite things, landscapes and fractals. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:20, 29 May 2011

Uhhh ughhhh urrrrgh

ZotMBadge Zombie of the Month May 2011


Gluuuuh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:48, 1 June 2011

It appears you don't have any brains for me. :( Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:07, 1 June 2011
Sorry. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:15, 2 June 2011

Shame on you!

For the sake of non-existent dramatic effect, I shall repeat myself. Shame on you! And why is the shame "on" you? Because you were foolhardy enough to vote for the featurisation of A Series of Unfortunate Events, my latest article. Don't you realise that you should have hacked into the Uncyclopedia servers and removed both the article and its nomination page from existence? Well, you obviously did not and now look what has happened: A Series of Unfortunate Events made it onto the front page! This could well cause the fall of the southern hemisphere, and it's all your fault. Lemony snicket signature 14:51, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Wasn't the southern hemisphere at the bottom already? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:12, 2 June 2011

Sexy Arbitrage

See me on IRC plz. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:21, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

How to beat AiTD?

I can't get out of the attic!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by 202.156.10.12 (talk • contribs)

But if I tell you it'll ruin the game! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:35, 5 June 2011

We haven't spoken for a while

SOCKYYYYY!!! Hey man! How are you doing! It's been like forever! --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:11, 8 June 2011

Hi there, Lollipop. Things are okay. I'm still here, just less omnipresent than I used to be. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:14, 8 June 2011
How's it like being an admin now? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:17, 8 June 2011
It's not that different than before. I can ban and delete things now, though. Would you like anyone banned? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:41, 8 June 2011
ur mom lol --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:00, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
Looks like Syndrome volunteered. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:01, 9 June 2011

A your mom

Srsly? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:45, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

See the section above for referential purposes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:46, 9 June 2011
But its very bad grammar. How about "A very overweight individual" see much more free flowing. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:48, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
I was using "your mom" as a unit of measurement. And I need to add an "a" at the start if I want to use a nonsensical expiry time. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:23, 9 June 2011

Username

how to change my username?

Alysson-A 20:05, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

To change your username, contact sannse. Specify the username you want and she'll move your account to the new username. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:24, 9 June 2011

Thanks for the vote on VFH!

Thank you for voting on my article HowTo:Face your upcoming death! I heard people send out message to people who voted for them as a sign of thanks. I would try personalizing this message instead of copying and pasting it into everyone's talk page, but I'm lazy. What a shame. I'm going to cry myself to sleep now, and dream of happier days...--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 12:12, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

My god, we had gone a long way.

The Goa Tse Clan had watched you grow since I came three years ago. Now that you are admin, I feel so proud that you are an admin. But first, please give me some advice on User:Joe9320/Why?:Be a refugee from Encyclopedia Dramatica, so that it becomes funnier (Shabidoo gave me some ideas). In fact, you're now the head priest leading us. I'm now retired (couldn't bother updating my group page). GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 12:09, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I think it's a pretty good article. The only thing that needs fixing is the grammar. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:16, 17 June 2011
We'll just get someone else to fix the grammar. The lists are now absent. People hate lists. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:24, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Chicago Twenty-Seven

Thanks for vote, me happy as clam. Clam happy, no? I dunno, but me happy. What you write lately, I no follow and see none. Where is your write? Socky write, no? Where write, where? Aleister 21:28 18-6-'11

Socky write? Socky not remember. Socky high on drugs now. Socky will get back to you later. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:11, 20 June 2011

I can't find a title for you.

Beeers

You might not get in Heaven like I said but you will have some virtual tits and beer as a reward for voting for my article. Enjoy. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:35, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for the tits and beer, Mimo. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:11, 20 June 2011


There is no spoon, but if there was, it should be a manly-ass shit one

Twelve12

I hold no responsibility for any dicks blown off by your sheer awesomeness for voting for this. --Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:27, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

G-REX THANKS from Sog & Fbony

G-Rex-thanks

Many thanks for voting in favor of G-Rex. But we’re sorry for pulling your leg. Recent new developments near Las Vegas lead us to conclude that G-Rex was actually much larger than previous thought.

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:29, Jun 21

Dead monkeys

Restore it in thy userspace? I like monkeys. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:51, 21 June 2011

Here ya go. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:12, 22 June 2011

You voted for visual puns, which got featured!

Army Tank U

--Tophat headless 01:11, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Game is up

Thanks for the spelling corrections and whatnot on the upcoming Game of Thrones article. I should really copypasta my articles into Word for exactly this reason...--Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 14:24, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

I have a spellcheck thingy on my Mozilla Firefox. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:35, 23 June 2011

Could you ban this asshole

212.219.248.235. Go see in recent changes, 3 on-liner pages in 10 minutes and maybe more coming. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:25, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Forget it, Under User just took his rubber apparels out and raped him :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:39, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry, wasn't paying attention for a minute there. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:26, 24 June 2011

Press this button

Big red button --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 02:02, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

You know, I'm not instantly blocked when I push that button. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:10, 25 June 2011
Push the button and type infinite into the box thats says other time, type because I have no control over myself into the box that says Other/additional reason then tick the boxes marked:
  • Prevent account creation
  • Automatically block the last IP address used by this user, and any subsequent IP addresses they try to edit from
  • Prevent user from sending e-mail

Then click Block this user, its easy! --~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:34, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

I tried it, but it said the user was already blocked. Weird, huh? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:56, 26 June 2011

User:Lollipop/UnBooks:Dead monkeys

I decided it would be better off in the UnBooks format. I fixed it up a bit, and added some new lines; but it's the same original Dead monkeys. How do you like it now? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:28, 26 June 2011

It looks somewhat better, I guess. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:56, 26 June 2011
I fixed it because I don't want the original author coming here and getting pissed. Think it's ready for UnBooks mainspace (and can I list it as a collaboration)? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:08, 26 June 2011
I think Skully already answered your question. Sorry dude, but it's too unoriginal. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:43, 26 June 2011
Chirp. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:44, 26 June 2011

Kryptonite

Kryptonite-thanks

Thanks-a-million for disregarding this dumb warning. You have wisely chosen the dark-side of the farce.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:34, Jun 26

The dark side is always my choice. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:56, 26 June 2011

Spider Jerusalem salutes you

Thanks for the nomination. Your help in bringing the Truth to the New Scum is much appreciated. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 09:49, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:56, 26 June 2011

Doomy doomy doomy

Zim thanks you filthy Earth smellies.
For furthering the destruction free taco day
of Earth! Tacos for all!
Tacoooooos!!

Thanks! Jackofspades (talk) 06:41, 30 June 2011

Pantsless Thanks

Boobs

Your new userpage has motivated me so much; I'm going to write the best article ever. Can't wait for the boobs! --Black Flamingo 20:02, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

My pleasure. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:24, 30 June 2011

thanks

Sun8 ...for nominating and helping me get my first article featured !!! :) --ShabiDOO 14:26, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

its not funny! (bieber)

I added funny categories, and this place is about being weird and funny, isn't it? User:Roslagen 17:05, July 3, 2011 (CEST)

Justin Bieber was featured for a reason, and a lot of the categories you added didn't really fit with the rest of the article. The most obvious jokes aren't always the best ones. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:29, 3 July 2011
In fact, they tend to be the worst ones. Jokes that can be cut and pasted just aren't that good for precisely what they are - cut-and-paste. That you can just spamm these speaks to that it isn't worth doing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:54, 3 July 2011

You unbanned Lyrithya

Some man you are.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:54, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

And she banned me! :'( Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:41, 7 July 2011
Hmph. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:04, 7 July 2011

Awww

I liked that feature sign on my userpage. Should I make a feature template of my own, or have my userpage on VFH?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:38, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

I would encourage you to do both. Sir SockySexy girls