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(I'm beginning to suspect he might have some sort of mental problem. That or he really is a five year old. Or just plain stupid.)
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== Do you I LIKE PIE??? ==
== Do you I LIKE PIE??? ==
:Um, hi. I lefted a note for [[User_talk:I_LIKE_PIE!!!|I_LIKE_PIE!!!]] you might like to read. That is all. {{User:Happytimes/sig}} ''<font style="color: #003300; font-size:9px;">01 Feb 2010 ~ </font><font style="color: #001100; font-size:9px;">11:10 (UTC)</font>''
:Um, hi. I lefted a note for [[User_talk:I_LIKE_PIE!!!|I_LIKE_PIE!!!]] you might like to read. That is all. {{User:Happytimes/sig}} ''<font style="color: #003300; font-size:9px;">01 Feb 2010 ~ </font><font style="color: #001100; font-size:9px;">11:10 (UTC)</font>''.
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== Man... ==
Was a pleasure huffing with ya... :-) {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>01:00, Feb 8</small></small>
: Oh, I've wasted my life. {{User:Roman Dog Bird/sig2}} 01:05, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

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Those mean IPs!

Brutally violating your defenseless talk page. Must be truly upsetting. Do you need a hug and a cookie? --Andorin Kato 03:43, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Nah, nigguh, it's cool, it's cool. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:34, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Please Sir, Please

I'm not sure you if you remember me but i've come grovelling on my hands and knees to your shoes in which i will polish if you wish. I have come to ask if you can please use your magic unlawfull logic spell and bring back my article on Guitar Hero: The Legend Of Hawkings, Like you said you could so long ago. I would appretiate it if you could please do me this favour kind sir, i don't want to have this turn into a turn based mortal kombat session. --Ash Ketchum


Seriously, brah, you're my fucking hero. I want to be just like you when I grow up. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 04:37, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

I was about to tell you the same thing......except you're younger than me, so it doesn't really work out. Either way *blushes*, aww, don't say that, *tee hee* :p --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:39, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
You've made several people very happy tonight, if IRC is any indication. --Andorin Kato 04:40, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Spike Lee's When the Luvvys Broke

See here. I'm giving her a chance to cool down. OptiC already has. If further Drama is raised, then a ban is warranted. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:20, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

You got it. No deer for a month. --Homer Simpson 05:26, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

No featured article today

I noticed there's no feature article for today, but there is one for tomorrow. Just curious if there's a reason for this, or if some code demon ate some essential code or something. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:49, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

I don't handle that at all, so I'm not exactly the guy you should be asking about this. I wanted to put up some nonsense, but I don't even know the page where the featured articles are added. There probably isn't a featured article for today since there aren't enough people voting on VFH or something. Or someone's lazy. Or maybe there is some kind of problem. Beats me. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 02:21, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
I didn't know who did it, but posted here because I knew you here at the time. Uncyclopedia:VFH/queue lists the featured article for tomorrow, but doesn't have one for today. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:53, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

You don't really have AIDS...

do you? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 08:43, Nov 21 2009

No. And none of you saw the Simpsons reference I made in that thread, which was the whole point of it. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 00:07, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
We apologize for not being connoisseurs in that high art form. :P Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 19:51, Nov 23 2009


Ms.Puff Big Fat Meanie Lol. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:33, 27 November 2009


:( -RAHB 03:46, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

crybaby8.jpg --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 03:56, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
Those are remarkably well-developed eyebrows for such a small child... -RAHB 03:56, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
That's not a small child. That's Don Rickles. (And, to RDB, I'd say "Don't go" but, frankly, I don't like you and I've never respected you in the least. To be honest, I find my own attitiude vexing, as this is the first I've ever heard of you) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:20, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Wait! Wait! Wait!

You're not really leaving are you? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:03, 29 November 2009

Well, of course. I said I'm through with the Pepsi Corporation. Oh, and if you don't see me around here to often, it's because I'm not using my computer as much as I used to. No, it's not because I finally have a life or anything (HA HA!), it's because I have, know...........down there...........hemorrhoids........ --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 20:26, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, good. All those people misinterpreting those Pepsi-related final notes had me worried. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:15, 29 November 2009
I still contend that Roman Dog Bird has left. The above comment is obviously an illusion. A prank pulled by some aspiring magician's apprentice. Who also happens to be a big nigger bitch. -RAHB 00:26, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
So what you're saying is... a wizard did it? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:14, 4 December 2009
Oh, I hope you aren't leaving Uncyclopedia! While I don't know about the thanks you gave (don't know the background), I completely agree with the rest of what you said in Forum:Fuck This: My Final Notes. I posted my own comments on it in the Know-it-All Noob section below yours. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:41, December 11, 2009 (UTC)


You were absolutely right about that vandal. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:24, 4 December 2009


Not funny. Overused as fuck. If you want to write an ACTUAL Taylor Swift user page (although I don't see why you would, since she's so boring and untalented), go right ahead

That is so fucking true man. Kiff 15 09:13, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
I'm so ashamed of myself. I can't I believe I typed "user page". *shudders* --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:06, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, if there's a user, you can ban Taylor Swift. I'm stalking your talk page. sausage lol 17:33, January 10, 2010 (UTC)


Hi! I see that you have deleted this one. I just don't know how to redirect nn: to Can you please do it? 16:29, December 9, 2009 (UTC)Pink Floyd man 16:29, December 9, 2009 (UTC)


It appears the original author is vandalizing (or de-vandalizing, depending on your perspective) it. --Mn-z 05:50, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Now we're talkin', 10/10. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 06:38, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Hey nigger faggot bird

I think DrStrange (bless his heart) just wanted the redirect from Redd Herring huffed. Socky moved the article in question from Red Herring and he moved it back. Hope that settles your confusion. Also, happy holidays. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:25, 18 Dec

But it's so awesome

You just don't understand.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:47 Dec 18, 2009

Jimi Hendrix

What do you think about just killing the page and starting it over? Saw you've worked on it, b ut is it worth it? Any mix of words could do better I would think. Aleister in Chains 03:12, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Sure, go ahead. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 03:57, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

UnNews and on why reverend zim_ulator is a dick

I am a dick because I'm critiquing your story, and you may not like it. On the plus side, consider yourself blessed that I took the time to do it. A few points:

  • The story itself is obviously unlikely, and the use of random humor is way too strong. The result is a not very funny article.
  • One huge paragraph makes it unpleasant to read. Bad grammar throughout.
  • The sources are not really funny, and not properly formatted.

The idea could work, but you'll have to write more carefully than this if I'm to feature it on the UnNews Main Page. Hope this is helpful. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:33, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, get on IRC.

It's important. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:37, December 22, 2009 (UTC)


If I survive the runoff, I'd like to ally with you. What do you say? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 08:21 • Friday, 25-12-2009

Sure. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 15:29, December 25, 2009 (UTC)


Hello! I had a notion to write down all the things that we (in the US) do to encourage work, that have the exact opposite effect, but Work is locked for another half year. Is there a way you can let me in and keep your nemesis out? If not, I'll find something else equally useless to do. PS--That thing in your is it pronounced? Spıke Ѧ  16:16 25-Dec-09

Hell, that guy hasn't really shown up much in awhile. He was here just last week where he blanked a bunch of news articles with his own about Bill Cosby being a former President and bombing Disney World. Other than that, though, he hasn't done much. So, I've unprotected the Work article. Go ahead and do as you wish. Oh, and you can't pronounce that thing in my signature, it's just something I took from some forum topic. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 18:41, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you! By the way, I came upon another page you had locked--the Madara Uchiha redirect page. Madara "Bunnycakes" Uchiha is presently on VFD, and I was unable to move the article to the more sensible title. Although it looks as though it is sure to be deleted, you might want to visit VFD if you can contribute a little of the history of this article. Spıke Ѧ  19:22 25-Dec-09

Am all done with Work; re-protect it if you like. Spıke Ѧ  21:20 25-Dec-09

Lol nub.

lol --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:45, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

You have blanked the entry "WIkipedia"

You have blanked the entry for Wikipedia and locked the page. Don't be a dick. Uncyclopedia is not about blanking the page or making attacks on organizations, but satire and parody. Please unlock the page and restore its original content.

They see me rollin

They hatin. They tryin to catch me ridin dirty. I lolled. Nigger. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:38, 9 Jan

Am I missing a joke or something?

Is there a reason this is avoiding the RDB huff machine? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:37, 14 Jan

Laziness. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 00:25, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
I can relate. :D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:28, 15 Jan


Why'd you ban I only ask because he keeps spamming the admin mailing list. --PantsMacKenzie 02:56, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

He's been banned and un-banned a few times already, and he's re-created some shitty page three times. I mean, take a look at his block log. I could give a fuck less if he wants to be given another chance. I've looked over most of his edits and I don't think he should be allowed to edit here. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 03:28, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
That's fine. I was just curious. --PantsMacKenzie 04:55, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, RDB, are you on that mailing list? You should enjoy his emails as well. Also, sorry for being late for the lates Tinkywinky party. --~Jewriken.GIF 23:32, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not actually. I'd love to see what he has to say. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 23:35, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
[1] ~Jewriken.GIF 23:38, January 17, 2010 (UTC)


o) ya cracked me up with that comment! metal rules!

the quintessential original "metal momma" ~ User:F_darkbladeus


Could you restore File:Chro Came To Town.JPG? I want to use it in an article. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:29, 20 January 2010

I'm bored and I'm procrastinating on exams.

So give me something to do, as long as I'm here. sausage lol 22:08, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

rape TKFs talk and/or user page and blame it on Socky. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 22:09, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
That's just crazy enough to work! Leader on a generic action TV show/movie when desperately asking for solutions from his team.

The Mirror of a Wiki

As you may know, this website is now instead of Do you know anything about what happens when you type the following text? It appears in bold. What is the mirror uncyc? It looks completely separate from Wikia, which Uncyc was in early 2005. What is this mirror comedy site? 03:24, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

Mirror sites exist for the purpose of archiving older versions of webpages or for having a backup for/extra copy of the current version or something. Sorry for the odd sounding explanation, but you really shouldn't be asking me about these kinds of things. I hardly know anything in regard to these sorts of techinical things or whatever. I had a vague idea as to what a mirror website was and then looked at what Wikipedia had to say and added a bit of that. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 03:36, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

Are you following me?

I've seen signs of your presence... I just.. can't remember exactly where...--Birch.jonathan 18:43, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

If you want to believe that I'm following you..........yes, yes I am following you. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 19:33, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
But, no, seriously, those edits I made are mere coincidence. I forgot all about you, until I saw you add your lame quote back to the Heath Ledger page. The Matt Damon edits came about because I started going through various articles that linked to the Russian reversal page. Referencing that fucking Team America movie (which I still haven't seen, but I still like early South Park and the two movies those guys made before it) is lame and geigh, and lists are regularly looked down upon, so don't add that shit back. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 20:57, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
I guess I must obey your wish under penalty of being blocked.--Birch.jonathan 21:52, January 24, 2010 (UTC)


# (Block log); 23:36 . . Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Smellytubbies (Talk | contribs) with an expiry 
time of infinite (o gee i wonder who dis culd b)
# (User creation log); 23:35 . . Smellytubbies (Talk | contribs | block) New user account

Maybe a block reason of "" next time? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:43, Jan 25

omg i fink ur on 2 sumfin --Roman Dog Bird 23:47, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Hey dude

I'm totally not gay, dude. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:00, 26 January 2010

Gayness is relative. Like incest. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:04, Jan 26
Statements are relative. Like Einstein. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:16, 26 January 2010
That was referring to that faggots response to you, and the fact that it was the talk page of one of his geigh socks. You silly nigger. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:09, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
Oh. What was his response then? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:11, 26 January 2010
Well, the page had been replaced with this shit when I deleted it, but I saw no point in reverting it to:
And I seach "Teletubbies" on Google everyday. THE HORROR!HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Animation 23:16, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
--Roman Dog Bird 00:13, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
Wow, that's pathetic. And gay, of course. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:15, 26 January 2010


Ahem. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:20, 28 Jan

the stupid nigger re-created it a second after i deleted it god damn it!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 00:36, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
While you're here, would you mind locking my talkpage for me for a few days? I want to keep it the way it is for a while as a (lame) tribute to JD Salinger, and I don't want to have to keep removing "rape" comments. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:41, 29 Jan
Perfect, thanks. Admin only is actually what I was looking for. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:42, 29 Jan

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:51, 29 Jan


I come from the inci (the version in spanish). I came here because two things:

  • I want to help in most possible to Uncy; and
  • To aks you (not only you): Do you like the "pie"?

Thank you for your time and pacience.... Hopelessly Devoted To You... --Silent civilian 20:37, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

The only kind of pie RDB likes is Sweet Potato Pie, amirite? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:40, 30 Jan
And you Optimus? Dou you like it? --Silent civilian 20:44, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
I do indeed. Far better than that filthy cake. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:48, 30 Jan
Ok, thanks! --Silent civilian 20:54, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Tie votes

Hi. So if a tie exists at the end of a month, the election goes all the way to the end of the next month? I'd nom and voted for Zim for the Foolitzer in Jan. because I thought the December tie was broken and the "contest" over. Did I get that wrong? And so, is the Writer of the Month a month long contest now, with the two top vote getters carried over? Learning curve. Thanks, Aleister in Chains 2:36 1 Feb. MMX

I actually don't know what to do in the case of a tie. Somebody told Mordillo about the Foolitzer Prize tie and he decided to just let the December nominations run to the end of January. I'm not sure if this is just a decision on his behalf or not, I just went with it, and viewed Zim's nomination as a part of that. You better ask Mordillo about it. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 02:39, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
I'd say that should have been on the page if so, and it wasn't So what about Writer of the Month? Will run it by M.'s page. Thanks, Al 2:44 1 Feb. MMX
See my note on Mordillo's page. And it was actually me that told him about the December contest ending, and when he answered I never saw it because I didn't hink there was a need to check back on that comment, it was just supposedly a "heads up" telling him the contest had ended. So now, with both Writer of the Month and UNCY of the Year tied at the end of January, and the Foolitzer in question, the uncy legal team may have to be called in en masse! Aleister in Chains 3:21 1 Feb. MMX

Do you I LIKE PIE???

Um, hi. I lefted a note for I_LIKE_PIE!!! you might like to read. That is all.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Feb 2010 ~ 11:10 (UTC).

Thank you!!

Our Disney friend

Do you know what's the typical articles he's creating? I'm going to add the titles to the spam filter to prevent their creation. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:07, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, Christ, are you for real? There's like, hundreds of them. But some of them that I can recall include, "The Fox and the Hound", "Wow wow wubsy", and pretty much alot of Disney and Teletubbies shit. He's also used numerous variations of my name as seen here, so I guess you can add "Roman Dog Bird" if you can. Uh...fuck, I'm not in the mood to look over all of this stuff at the moment, and when I am, I'm going to have to try and copy all of the pages down. He's had so many socks now I can't even keep track. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:05, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
I'll just put the main ones. Don't worry about it. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:50, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

You deserve a medal.

Hey, Roman Dog Bird. Just to let you know I'm gonna make a new Fullmetal Alchemist article, since you deleted a past version. However, I'd just like to say that you deserve a medal for the contributions you do on this website, well done! Evilgidgit 20:49, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

Cool, thanks man :) --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 20:50, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

You deserve a kick in the groin. Did I just get myself banned for no reason, or did I assume correctly that you don't like this shit any more than I do? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:59, 3 Feb

I meant that as an abstain, but whoever banned you for moving it is an ass monkey and i eat shit for breakfast. So, uh.......commence the, uh...groin kicking. *braces self, but sheds a tear* --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 01:15, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Best. Userpage. Ever.

Nuff said. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:02, 4 February 2010

it's about time......... --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 02:04, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th February 2010

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Was a pleasure huffing with ya... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:00, Feb 8

10-treehouse-horror-9-pic1_1248903888.jpg Oh, I've wasted my life. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 01:05, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
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