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New messages up the bottom please

What if it's a level 3 header?

Is it still interested in anal, cause I want a handjob... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:58, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Level three headers fit nicely in the rectum, yes. So you do me then I'll do you. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:00, 17 Oct

New Message

Is this the right spot? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:55, 17 October 2009

Bottom Please

No. As anything else would be wrong. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:44, Oct 17

I'm confused. You're confirming that you're a bottom then? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:49, 17 Oct

Puns of steel

Sorry, seeing you spit forth this shit gets right up my backside. Penetrating observation, I know, but I'm not interested in blowing smoke up your arse. (Should I have indented this by putting a colon first?) Pup t 00:35, 18/10/2009

Thanks for...

User:POTR/Template:Lateral Thanking Pup t 03:59, 20/10/2009

UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:16, Oct 23

Poo Lit: The Oopsening

I crossed out User:SPIKE/FORTRAN, and shouldn't have. If you could read it and add it to your choices, I'd be much appreciative. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:20, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

According to your ISP's records, you supported file sharing.

The Recording Industry Association of AmericaTM has notified the authorities of your unacceptable political views. Lars Ulrich will shortly visit your residence in our name to kick your teeth out.

In the meantime, thank you for voting.

--Andorin Kato 17:54, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Say Wha?

You come back here this instant or I'll ban you for not editing. Err...yes...~Jewriken.GIF 23:25, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

You fucking cunt.

Don't you dare. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 23:26, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Well, bye then.

I'm sure you have your reasons for leaving (Temporary leave, I bet.). MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:37, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

K, maybe I should explain a bit.

Yes, I'm leaving. Yes, it's probably only temporary. The truth is RL has left me feeling not very funny lately. And it's showing up here. I've come to the realization that all I do here anymore is vote and post silly comments on the dump. I'm not actually contributing anything. So, I'm going to try a bit of a leave of absence. I'll still be reading, and I may log in to vote on VFH if something makes me laugh hard enough, but other than that I think I need to withdraw from Uncyc. Who knows, I'll probably change my mind in a day or two anyways. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:49, 27 Oct

All I do here is is vote and post silly comments on the dump. That's the point I thought! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:16, Oct 28
I respect the need to chill once in a while. But come back some time, mmkay? It won't kill you or make you any less funny. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:32, October 28, 2009 (UTC)


Sorry, but your reason for leaving is annoying me for some reason. For the most part of my time I spend on here I'm posting random garbage on forums or people's talk pages - well, predominantly talk pages - and writing nowhere near what my previous output has been. But I also know that I'm not going to get back and start writing if I walk away from here and don't try.

You are a writer with talent, and if you don't continue to expand that talent it will wither away and die, and the only way that you can expand it is to keep forcing yourself to write. Maybe one in five articles that you write will be fantastic, and the other four will be sub-par. Who cares? Without those four sub-par articles you won't get that fifth great one.

Stop posting on talk pages and forums if you must, but at least force yourself to write something each day, no matter how crap it is, and that joie de vivre that you get when writing will come back, and it will sparkle again. Pup 01:37, 28/10/2009

Yeah. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 04:07, Oct 28 2009
Well that does it then, I'm banning ya'll until he comes back. Maybe the guilt will bring him back. ~Jewriken.GIF

Last edit?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:04, 28 October 2009

UnSignpost 29-10-2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:38, Nov 3

Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot—oh wait, if you're leaving it just might be. Darn.

Well, if you're seeing this, thanks, and hope you're feeling funnier soon—well, not as in feeling funny because I've ingested cyanide-laced chocolate! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[13:59 3 Nov 2009]

You know, that one user was pretty much right.

That pic on top of this page is genuinely in bad taste. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:34, 10 Nov

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