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Hello, Olipro, you hopeless shit, God only knows why you're still here, you're evidently an entrenchant buffoon, but should you wish to continue disgracing us with your existence, then at least take the time out of your miserable life to consult the following pages:

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Another n00b


Who were the sockpuppets of Another n00b...i'd like to know. Was Bob Newbie one of them? Was there actually an ED raid? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:39, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

The sockpuppets were IPs, he was careful not to actually use a second account. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 21:47, April 10, 2011 (UTC)


I hate your talkpage


Remove the no editing thing. This isn't an archive, fool. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:22, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

To add a new section, click the "Harass Me" button. It's *my* talkpage, so if you don't like it, don't talk to me... in your case that's actually preferable -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 00:23, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
How do you run a checkuser? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:27, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
You ask someone with checkuser capabilities; in the case of Uncyclopedia, that's a Wikia staff member. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 00:31, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
I clean house once a month. But two big n00bs, Bob Newbie and Another n00b, are gone. There should be an UnSignpost article on that. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:34, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
I'm from the school of thought that it's best to simply ban shitcakes and move on rather than proceeding to hold a eulogy for them. Unless discussing them is strictly necessary, don't. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 00:37, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
You only hold euologys for dead users like MrN, Bevanz and Happytimes. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:44, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
Hopefully, figuratively rather than literally with those three. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:09, April 11, 2011 (UTC)


Were you guys pulling my leg?


Hey, Oli. I was wondering if you and Humbucker were pulling my leg earlier, and if not, then can we talk more about that at some point? I might be able to find a friend (those are in scarce supply for me) to help me out if you were not. If you were then know that I am a gullible and not so bright fool. Thank you, Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 07:10, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

You're the worst. Mister Victim (talk) 07:17, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Took your sweet sweet time

I'm there in a 30 edit revert war with that idiot IP, praying a sysop would log in and take care of him. Took you long enough! - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:39, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for your graciousness and gratitude, it is most appreciated. I also semi-protected your shitlist. stay Frosty. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 08:42, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
Why thankyou. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:45, April 13, 2011 (UTC)


Thanks


Thank you Olipro, for not banning me last night and for letting me and listening to me rant about my life a bit...Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 14:23, April 13, 2011 (UTC)


Sgt Pepper's


Lonely, Sgt Pepper's Lonely, Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! --Scofield 19:38, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? Ahhhh look at all the lonely people...(oddly enough I have had that song stuck in my head this whole day...and now have an outlet! Yea, Scofield!) Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 05:44, April 15, 2011 (UTC)


Huh?


Upon waking up this morning (its morning where I am by the way), I couldn't help but notice that you have semi-protected my user page, not that I'm complaining, but what happened while I was sleeping? - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 22:18, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

Are you familiar with this rather handy thingy called the "History" tab? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 22:24, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
Ah yes, I see now - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 23:51, April 17, 2011 (UTC)


This is, hopefully, a question


Hi. I asked something really weird from Zombiebaron, but all I got was to come here. And now I`m tired of this trip. Anyway, I`m too lazy to ask the same question, so go Zombiebaron`s talkpage. See? I made a teleport so you won`t need to be tired. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:12, 20 April, 2011 (UTC)


Urk.


So, ah... sorry about giving you such a hard time about those templates, and the insults and whatnot. Can we still be friends?

Unrelatedly, you smell. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:48, 22 April 2011

I never actually saw this until now due to the stuff from the two twits below. Anyway, Yes. thanking ewe muchly. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 05:43, April 28, 2011 (UTC)


OLIPRO'S A RETARD BECAUSE HE DIDN'T REPLACE THIS TEXT


So message from IRC that manosaurus told me to tell you, I just copied it

"<manosaurus> tell him my group is possibly touring UK in July and i want his ass there... tell him i'm bringing my gun and i'm not wearing a shirt" Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 08:38, April 22, 2011 (UTC)


I'M A RETARD BECAUSE I DID REPLACE THIS TEXT, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LITERATE TO SAY.


Hello. Thank you for removing that ban you gave me. In fact,

Newcookie Another_n00b has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Is the very least I can do. I'll do anything to re-pay the favour. Also, I updated my Userpage too a much more generic layout. What do you think?? I personally hate it but if other people say this is how it has to be, then I'll just leave it like that. Ok?? (・∀・) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:21, April 22, 2011 (UTC)


Johnny?


Remember that idiot edit warring me by saying Johnny? on the un-signpost, well someone else likes doing it now --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 00:37, May 1, 2011 (UTC)


I'M A RETARD BECAUSE I DIDN'T REPLACE THIS TEXT


REPLACE THIS WITH YOUR MESSAGE, DON'T PUT ANYTHING IN THE SUBJECT/HEADLINE BOX, CHANGE THE "YOUR TITLE HERE!!!" BIT INSTEAD


FUCK YOU , IT WAS FUNNY YOU PRICK! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Substandard (talk • contribs)

Unless you're a "Packi" anyway. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 16:19, May 2, 2011 (UTC)


Luvvy can't do code. Canna do, not one bit.


Hello Ollie. I was mucking about my .js, trying to fix up the welcome slut thing (someone directed me to every other feature I usually use in the preferences -> gadgets section). I tried to copy the code from UN:WC/tools, but to no bigger avail, and I'm frustrated, since I have been trying to figure it out, even tried spying on you. Would you have any suggestions. (Like point at the code error and tell me how to fix it, after laughing ceaselessly at my debilitating code-illiteracy first?) Humbly, with huggles. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:28, 5 May


Dragonflame


TKF and myself gave him a copy of the article he wants to re-write and directed him to HTBFANJS, a 2 week ban seems a tad harsh --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 09:51, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Is he generally well-behaved? are you advocating that I reduce the ban or that I remove it entirely? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 10:35, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Give him a day off to read HTBFANJS, if he still doesn't get the hint give him 2 weeks, well thats what I would do... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:36, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Well, I've taken your intervention to imply he's not all that bad so I've rescinded the block entirely. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 10:41, May 9, 2011 (UTC)


What you said on UnNews Czar


Was like a refreshing spring rain. I agree with you 100 percent. There is still sanity on this wiki after all. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:13, May 26, 2011 (UTC)


YOU'RE A RETARD BECAUSE I REPLACED THIS TEXT AND YOU DIDN'T NOTICE


Just wanted your opinion on something. I just wrote an article called User:Airhogs777/Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopediholism test. It would naturally go in the UN: namespace, but I don't know if it's really ready for that. It's supposed to parody wikipedia:WP:WHT.I would think a Pee Review is a bit much work, since all I want to know is if I can take it out of my user space. Since you're an admin, you've got... I don't know... more permission to put things in the UN: namespace, if you know what I mean. —DCCLXXVII (complaintsresumeMUNPcg logoUC-Army-OF1dWPUMFGoogHelpAWAWA) 06:39, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Since you won't be replacing/destroying/breaking anything, yes, go ahead and do it; people are unlikely to care much, but that works both ways -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 06:47, May 28, 2011 (UTC)


Me being banned


Hey Oli. When lyrith banned my gilbert sock account, my i.p. was also auto banned.. I'm writing this at work, but I can no longer use my account at home. Is there a way you could lift that and still keep gilbert banned? Otherwise, I basically am done with uncyc. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 18:37, May 29, 2011 (UTC)


There's a Twitter account with your exact same username


You wouldn't happen to know anything about it, would you? --Scofield & Friends 21:18, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Twitter is the worst. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 01:46, June 19, 2011 (UTC)


Sorry


I'm sorry about that, I thought pages could not exist and still be categorized. Thank you for understanding. Cheers. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:44, 19 June 2011



Well


this didn't last very long :). I releades the article into the world, wathced it grow, learn spread it wings, and at that moment.... It got shot down like a MiG facing a quad cannon. Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 09:07, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

ToCallThatAnArticleWouldBeAnInsultToArticles -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 09:17, June 25, 2011 (UTC)


Holla!


What the hell did you do to your talkpage. Looks cool though. Any who, you adopted me right, I just want to confirm before as I am putting up a AAN template on my user page.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 15:44, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

But I must point out the flaw of not being able to separately edit the different sections of the page in this talk page layout. Or is there? --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 15:46, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, MediaWiki is gay... although actually I can probably fix that... but fuck it, it demotivates people from leaving too many responses -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 16:04, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah probably. But it looks good. And about the adopt thing? --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 16:29, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Yep, go ahead. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 16:42, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Sweet! Be in touch through fb. Cya. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 16:44, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Fuck I tried adding one to your user page too but I am too confused by all the coding on it. So, add it whenever you're free. Adios  :) --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 16:52, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
No, that can be your first challenge, figure out which template of mine it is that you need to edit. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. 06:14, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

I love your talk page

And its precisely because I love you...Olipro :) HEART HEART HEART --ShabiDOO 16:18, July 7, 2011 (UTC)


Protection


Hey man. Can you protect User:Aimsplode/sig from all unregistered users? Reply here if you can, thanks.

A (Ruins) 14:46, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

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