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::::I tried logging in with three different browsers before I could get in, and on the one I did get in with I changed my settings. Then I finally got where I'd logged in it said I'd just logged out. !$%$%^$^! I suggest posting your problems on [[Uncyclopedia:Report a problem]]. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 04:23, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 
::::I tried logging in with three different browsers before I could get in, and on the one I did get in with I changed my settings. Then I finally got where I'd logged in it said I'd just logged out. !$%$%^$^! I suggest posting your problems on [[Uncyclopedia:Report a problem]]. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 04:23, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
:::::I didn't had any issues. Have you tried being me? {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 04:41, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
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:::::I didn't have any issues. Have you tried being me? {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 04:41, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 
::::::Are you kidding? I'm not that perfect. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 04:48, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 
::::::Are you kidding? I'm not that perfect. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 04:48, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

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Crawhuscommand


Welcome to my talkpage. New stuff at the bottom, please.

So, er

When are going to be able to read the latest Modus piece? It's been a while. My funny bone hasn't been the same. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 23:23, Apr 1 2010

I don't know. I haven't written a thing since I came to the conclusion that making fun of the Right isn't funny anymore. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:28, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
I assumed you'd start writing again the second someone else is credited for 33 featured articles. --nldr 23:30, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
I was happy with one. Happier with two. By thirteen, I had to be medicated. Then I mellowed right out, man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:53, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Kentuckistan

I got permission from Chiefjustice to move Kentuckistan to Kentucky, in order to trim back the not particularly funny "Kentuckistan" inside joke. It appears as though you moved Talk:Kentucky to Talk:Kentuckistan, even though the article is now and Kentucky and Kentuckistan is the redirect. (I'm assuming the use of {{Title}} threw you off). --Mn-z 04:32, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Undone. I try to help and just look what happens! Chaos! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:04, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

You've still got it

This cracked me up. Now turn it into an article! Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 20:13, Apr 14 2010

I can't. It's perfect the way it is. Too perfect. Scarily so. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:50, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

Feature que

There is no new feature qued up. Your choice! The power you have! Al sans chains 00:06 15 4 mmx

It's not a bad thing. It means that my article would stay up on the main page for a few more hours. So there. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:14, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
Not a bad thing at all. Maybe he won't see this, and all the admin's have been lulled to sleep. Drowsy admins, drowsy. Al sans chains a few minutes later
In lulz we trust. I know I'm tired when I'm getting wiki-parody sites confused. Night all. --Matfen 00:23, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
Please report to the main square in the early morning to be lynched for being an EDian; a traitor to the coaz. Thank you for your cooperation and good night. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:29, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
Wait a minute! Maybe all of our admins are over at ED. Having a party! That's right. Partying at ED while we sweatshop here. This is how paranoia starts, wait, what's that noise? a few minutes later
Of couse they are, seeing as their style of homor is much moar sophisticated and favorable than ours. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:45, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
There is so one queued up. Mordillo got it. I, if I may be so humble, was napping. I think we all know who is more valuable. Now go thank Mordillo for his consistently fine helpfulness. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:39, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Do something with this

Modus, you are far funnier than I shall ever be. You are also rather good at poking fun at hypocrisy. Please tell me you can make a funny UnNews out of this fantastic comment by the leader of a huge global religion, in response to certain recent attacks: "Conformism which makes it obligatory to think and act like everyone else, and the subtle - or not so subtle - aggression towards the Church, demonstrate how this conformism can really be a true dictatorship". Here's the link. I'm certain there's a good article waiting to be written about that, but I'm useless at UnNews. And you'd do it justice, unlike me.

Mind you, I notice you mentioned elsewhere that making fun of the right got boring, and I know it's not easy to come up with funny on demand, so I'm guessing you'll most likely not do anything, but I figured I had to try something, and I can't figure out a way to make that something be "write a decent article about this myself". Your thoughts? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:51, Apr 15

The thing is, everything the Pope (and most of the higher-ups) says in defense of his Church is, on some level, loony, hypocritical, self-serving, a tu quoque, red herring or non sequitur, etc.
Besides, I already wrote a serious page on him. Seriously!
I'll give you the same advice I gave a young Bill Shakespeare..."Why don't you try writing it yourself?" Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:36, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
I refer the honourable gentleman to the comment I made earlier in this exchange, namely that I suck at UnNews, and to be honest at most other form of writing at the moment. My mojo has taken an extended Easter vacation, and my muse is in hiding somewhere. I'm considering drastic measures. Fortuately, I have no idea what constitutes a drastic measure, so I just open another tub of ice cream. Ah well, I knew the answer before I came here, I was just having one of those afternoons. Nice to see you, give my regards to the old country. Any old country. (See? That's how bad it's getting). --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:09, Apr 15
UnNews' aren't that bad. You've already got the topic. You've already got the format. They wrote it for you. All you have to do is make it funny. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:07, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
And that's my stumbling block right now. But that's by the by, I apologise for dropping this on your page man - it was a thursday thing. At the risk of sounding ArthurDentian, I never could get the hang of thursdays. I broke one of my cardinal rules: don't ask someone else to write an article about something you find funny. That never works, and it's an insult to the person you ask. So, sorry for the insult, and have a good weekend. Pippings! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:36, Apr 16

Forum:Song requests

I've been advised to ask you, so this is me asking you. Can you?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 07:52, Apr 21 2010 UTC

You've heard my UnTunes, right? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:12, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

PLS is when?

Just curious. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:17, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Let go of earthly things. PLS is an illusion. Om Mani Padme Hum. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:14, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
Also, this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:23, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for the link. But I have to ask: do you ever give a straight answer to questions? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:32, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
I thought I did. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:57, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Spammy Goodness

I noticed that a user who goes under the name of Shibo added some spam links to a few articles, one of which was the iPhone article I've been (trying and failing) to work on. Anyhow, I've gone through the articles that were spammed and fixed them, but I thought I would let you (being an admin and all) know just in case you wanted to kill the user or some such. Much love, Crazyhorse 14:22, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

I have killed the relevant user in an appropriate manner. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 14:25, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
And I shot the sheriff. But I did not shoot the deputy. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:29, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Damn... the Deputy's a right bastard. I'mma gonna miss the Sheriff though... he was purty... Crazyhorse 14:56, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
I, meanwhile, did nothing. It's my niche. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:36, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
But you're so good at it! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:50, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:45, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Well, that merely means you're in charge. If you do nothing and get away with it, it clearly means you're in management. Crazyhorse 12:45, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
That explains the clipboard. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:48, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

You seem to be on at the moment

I'm HELPME, and I can't log in, so I can't QVFD. Could you delete Screwing‎?173.79.4.215 00:27, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

You can log in. After going to the "Log in / create account" page, you have to click the "Log in" text on the page itself. Yes, it's messed up. Change is bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:32, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
It won't let me log in. Does this mean I lose my user name, because you say "Change is bad". Is this disaster, this use of a large log-in page, permanent?
Oh noes! Now you've given it to me! 131.137.245.207 00:50, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks Mister Modus. Or should I call you Mister Operandi?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 00:55, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
No problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:17, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
I tried logging in with three different browsers before I could get in, and on the one I did get in with I changed my settings. Then I finally got where I'd logged in it said I'd just logged out. !$%$%^$^! I suggest posting your problems on Uncyclopedia:Report a problem. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:23, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't have any issues. Have you tried being me? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:41, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
Are you kidding? I'm not that perfect. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:48, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
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