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Welcome to my talkpage. New stuff at the bottom, please.

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Hooray For Drama

Hey, I told the kid to emulate you (the verbal Ninja) and not me (The Cavity Creep......I make holes in teeth). I think you know how I feel, I spend too much time on my work and feel slighted by a speed-read and quick vote. Eventually, I'll mellow out and get into the "I don't care what anybody thinks" mode like yourself - Or get banned a lot. Speaking of which, I have no idea why I haven't been slapped down yet but I'm not feeling encouraged to be bolder because of that. I'm slightly less childish than that.

Also wanted to mention that your ultimate validation for Karl Lagerfeld (should it not win or tie for "Best Illustrated") will be the fact that it's going to receive more votes on VFH than any of my (or anybody else's) PLS articles, assuming it stays on the nom page long enough to hit 20 For votes. I guarantee it!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  07:42, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm still just as neurotic as I used to be. I'm just slightly better at suppressing it now. Failing that, I have a crisis of anti-neurosis after ten minutes and undo the voodoo that I do.
The Karl Lagerfeld in my head is happy that you said that. For this, he will name a shoe after you. He is calling it a "mule". Maybe a "pump". Perhaps a "boot". When you see that word, whichever one it turns out to be, remember that the word is you and be happy, baby. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:58, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
At least I've managed to learn when to walk away from a page no matter what anybody says after my last post. Back in them early 90's I'd just keep screaming until everyone else stopped....which rarely happened.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:02, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Instead of scrapping here in the first place, just punch your neighbour. If he's too big, hit his elderly grandfather. Then run like hell, 'cause grandpa's gonna kick your skinny ass! It's grampage! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:13, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
ooooooh Lookie, Thinker has finished his voting. I think Mordillo's going to be deciding whether your childhood or plink gets the nod. I still haven't sat down and slowly read yours yet, BTW. I think I may be having some flashbacks when I do.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:15, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
I haven't read mine, either. I never do. I'm just too close to it, man. It would be like me reading about Superman. Too much deja vu. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:18, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
At least someone appreciated my vagina.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:29, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Well, March was Vagina Appreciation Month. June is Vagina History Month. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:30, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Ahh...

I think I understand the context of your message over at VFS now. Yea, I don't think we need more admins at all. My message was not really intended to be for the other sysops, but more for other people who will no-doubt be reading the page (for whatever reason). Sorry if I came across as an ass. Well, more of one than normal anyways... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:44, Apr 4

I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't even know you were talking about "recent changes" when you mentioned "rc". I thought you meant "irc". You're not the ass. I am the ass! Kneel! Worship my ass! Fondle! I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:58, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Main Page

Don't we usually begin the Conservation Week after we announce the winners of the PLS and let them bask in the sun (?) for a while? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:01, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Uh. Probably. The thing is, nobody pointed that out here. I'm amenable to undoing whateveritwas I did. It's not too late. We have the technology. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:10, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
In the words of the Dwarves in Warcraft III: It's you and me. Modus, we got the synergy!'. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:24, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
There was a third Warcraft? All I remember is making the sheep explode in the first one. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:27, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Don't we usually get a new featured article every day? —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:14, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Do you mean when I do them? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:21, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes, exactly. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:55, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Then no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:21, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Kick some of those weak links off VFH so I can nom Karl! Hell, pull my turkey if your not going to paint my house.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:39, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

I wrote a song just for you

PhantomoftheParadise
Paul Williams actually had the idea first.

Modus.......being cemented in a tiny room has helped my creativity. I've just composed a short song just for you:

Syc-ie and Sock-ie
Live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on their PC keyboards
Oh lord, why can't we?

You and sock have an open invitation to fix any of my crufty, unloved, previously pooh-poohed material to make it VFH worthy and I'll consider your actions to be in good faith. I lack a basic touch with aspects of mainstream drivel contemporary comedic appreciation amongst the general population so when something doesn't work there's no sense in having me try to fix it.

Modus........

The other day I tried to listen to a song by the Juicy Fruits, arguably one of the most successful acts in here, and just like every other track I've tried to appreciate by this artist, all I hear is derp-de-derp-de-derp-de-doooooo!. I've attempted to stimulate my brain Abnormality by hitting the section of my skull responsible for Juicy Fruit appreciation but all It makes me do is smoke more pot.

So, how did you want to split that $20?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:49, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

1rd - I prefer songs about me that mention me by name. Bonus points if I figure prominently in the video or the album cover is like Bill Cosby's Hurray for the Salvation Army, but with me in place of Bill.
2nd - Thanks for the offer for me to fix your pages. Next, can you give me permission to paint your house? (Take, that!) Seriously, though, I don't work like that. The idea comes first. Then I hunt for the page. If page found -> edit. If not -> write. As far as methods for writing go, it's worked quite well for me. Of course, it has driven me quite mad. Mad!
2nd II: Electric Boogaloo - As for the "I lack a basic touch..." bit; write what you like. If "they" don't get it, screw 'em. It's not like they're putting food on your plate. (Yes, that's terribly selfish, but trying to please everyone else will only break you like Victor Charlie did me in 'Nam)
3th - As for the "The other day I..."; you lost me at "The other day I...".
4st - Keep the money. I would just spend it on crack. If you don't need it either, donate it to a worthy cause like Spreadthenet.org, or a local soup kitchen. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:18, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
1.0. I actually used to own a copy of that record. I like Sgt Pepper, done in Cos style.
2.1 Just saying I'd be flattered if you did instead of being weird about it.
2.2 I just love singing that song! Intentionally dumbing down my material is impossible, I just like my role as the struggling deranged artist like my pal, the Phantom. Of course, I like Beef. Gerrit Graham is kewl.
4.0. April 28th marks my 1 year of being unemployed anniversary--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:28, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
1nd - Pre-pudding Bill was awesome.
2 1/10rds - Sorry. I'm weird about everything. Chicks tell me that all the time. (I will take a look if Sophia leads me there. Where she goes, I follow)
2 2/10nds - I find it's easier to be pre-dumb. Try holding your breath for a while. Maybe get drunk and pass out in a pool.
4nd - Well, at least you get to watch late night TV. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:54, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Ah yes, confine the parameters of the article to dumbness before you begin. Perhaps my occasional habit of getting ripped around 3:00pm EST from sipping shots of grain alcohol is the prime-time for motivation. Ooops! Don't say sorry! I underwrote that comment and should have added the words "like Syc" after I typed ".....weird about it". Although, painting my landlords house might make her like me more than she already does. Somebody has to keep an eye on the tranny downstairs ya know..--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:11, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
It's not so much "confining the parameters of the article to dumbness" as "write what you know". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:14, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Do you (or any other admin) think you could...

Give me a hand with something? Basically, there's an article on a guy named Federico Fellini, but it's called "Frederico Fellini" with an extra 'R'. Not thinking, I just copy-pasted the existing article to the newly created page "Federico Fellini," not doing the 'move' thing because I'm an idiot. So, now, there are two of the same articles, one called "Frederico Fellini" and one called "Federico Fellini." Basically, what I'd like for you (or whomever else) to do is delete the page titled "Federico Fellini," and then move the page titled "Frederico Fellini" to the title "Federico Fellini." Or something like that. Please help! Thanks. —Sir Guildensternenstein 14:16, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

There. Whateveritwas that you wanted I might have done. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:30, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
THANK YOU! —Sir Guildensternenstein 23:05, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
You know, Guild, (correct me if I'm wrong, Modus, but) it seems to me the most routine way to handle this would be to just replace the misspelled version with a redirect to the correctly-spelled version, and then, if you really don't want the redirect to exist, QVFD it with a little "left over after move" note. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:17, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Are you trying to keep things simple? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:31, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Anarchy on Image Request

Hello your Modussness. Listen, RadicalX's Corner is a mess. And I would like to help in reorganizing it. Is that a specifically "admin" job, or can I archive the old requests? Since you admins are so busy saving us from the evil vandals, I'm happy to help, if I can, and with some guidance. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:39, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Jesus, I don't know. If you think that you can do it, and nobody else is, do it. If you mess it up, you're clearly admin material. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:33, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Mkay, I have begun my crusade. You can check if I've messed up so far if you want. But I would appreciate your opinion on a few things. I know its RadX's corner, but he is somewhat scarce these days so i'm assuming you're the right person to nag. Also, you told me I could bug you :P Anyway, there are some requests that are stagnant, can I just delete them? The last four requests for example, they don't seem to be going anywhere and are just wasting space. I want to implement a kind of expiry date as it were. And as for archiving images, when people request "gifs" or "stills", that is not really worth archiving is it? I mean, it's not original work so I don't think it deserves to be archived and if the requester has already used it for whatever they wanted to use it for I don't see a point. Do you agree, disagree or do you have no idea what I am incoherently babbling about?--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:58, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Drive-by: as the person who has been doing the archiving when I remember on that page for a while now, I'm very happy to see a more active 'chopper take it off my hands. I generally archive all requests, whether for gifs or stills or whatever - no telling what they may be needed for and it's not like it take up that much room! When it comes to old requests, I tended to archive 'em after a couple of months, but popped a note on the talk page of whoever requested it to the effect that if they still want it, they should raise another request, just to be polite and so they don't think they've been completely ignored. Any other questions about the page, I may be able to help as well, so give me a shout. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:15, Apr 6
Yeah. What UU said. But with moxie. Also, zazz. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:19, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
*sighs* One day, I'll be as cool as Modus. One day... *music goes sentimental, fade to dream sequence* --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:19, Apr 10
My secret? Jazz hands. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:37, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the Gumball Popeye!

NakedBarbies

It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie™ and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie™
They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!


Ah yes, one of my favorite old-school commercials with the cutesy gumball dispensers and some little kid thanking the plastic representation of a cartoon character for a gumball. Well, here's a testament to my "process". I think about a subject and then research the crap out of it, in this case spending a day pouring through Google image search and compiling a suitcase of HQ Barbie pics and dollhouses. Then the idea gets defined. Here's a rejected idea right now! It was going to be Girls Gone Wild Barbie™ but the photo and concept were found lacking the right stuff. Thanks for the Nom!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:07, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. "Research". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:05, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Look, a softball!

Softball

Hello there Mr. Operandi, Doc Strange/signpost news here, in regards to your recent display of dominance in Poo literature I have a softball question I'd like to lob at you: "Who was your favorite character on Barney Miller?"--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

While each member of the cast had appeal, as each represented part of America's "Melting Pot", I found the comparatively minor character of Inspector Frank Luger (far right), with his high state of partly-sober curmudgeonitude, to be especially charming. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Just finished reading the childhood essay. My father went into printing when I was 5-6 and that's the "career" I ended up in. No wonder I'm unemployed, eh? I've been a small press operator for over twenty years and I'm so damn good at it that nobody wants to let me do anything else. I've been trying for years to get out of it....unsuccessfully. I'm A+ Certified you know.....BFD.....no soup for me.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:58, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

The main problem with "the industry" is that the margins are so small. So very small. I figured that the printing thing would make a good point for that completely fictional story. Y'know, to add "heart"; an emotional core much like Rudy's smallness or Old Yeller's rabies. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, hope you liked your story in the newspaper, I'd been waiting to use cote de azur for something. I didn't think your "childhood" would get too much poo-poo on it but that's coming from someone who related to the article. Looks like I'm wrong. You can get back at me and nom either of my other two PLS entries because I can already count the instant against votes from a few habitual hatazz of my material. I think I can fix transvestite but my vagina is what it is - waiting to have sand kicked in it by the highly educated and high brow clientele.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  16:08, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I like it. That's good enough for me. That some other people also like it only reflects well on their exceptional taste. (If I may intrude: TransV could use some cutting down. Granted, I haven't read it line-by-line. I haven't read Vag at all. I'm waiting for my wedding night.) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:28, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Advice is good. I have three different perspectives now on Tranny. Argument not concise enough, shock value of the situation as the basis instead of jokes and your advice to trim. Personally, I was shooting for the neurosis of the narrator eclipsing the absurdity of the situation and that ball didn't make it into the PSL judges net. I'll be thinking about it while I do my rewrites for CW. I'm still not sure what I'll do with McDonalds but it might include the whole menagerie of Mc-characters. Perhaps combine with HR Puffinstuff characters to allude to the obvious imitation of the latter by the former? Big fun.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:49, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
One isn't derivative of the other. They were two different towns, like Springfield and Shelbyville. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:01, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude

 In gratitude for your vote  
Globaltourniquet  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  Globaltourniquet

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next common typographical error to you. Thank you.

The following common typographical errors are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Globaltourniquet Typing "teh" for "the"
Globaltourniquet The old e/space swap; i.e. "ther eis" for "there is"
Globaltourniquet Confusing "Dr. Spock" and "Mr. Spock", again
Globaltourniquet Typing "Soluble fish" for "aaaand double drat!"
"Graltitude"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:05, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

You like eating your own poo...

You are a giant loser. Go swallow cock. Douche tard. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thisplacesucks (talk • contribs)

Didn't we date? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:59, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

You like eating your own poo...

You are a giant loser. Go swallow cock. Douche tard. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thisplacesucks (talk • contribs)

Didn't we date? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:00, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

You like eating your own poo...

You are a giant loser. Go swallow cock. Douche tard. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thisplacesucks (talk • contribs)

Didn't we date? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:01, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Request for doing an audio version of an article and also a request to protect an article (please read below)

Sir, I know that you don't have the time to do an audio version or protect an article, but can you do an audio version of Can I be an admin please?. Trust me, it will be the greatest one ever. Tolerance prevails. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 02:47, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

I can try (it could take a while, as my mic & software are on my old computer). Is it supposed to have two characters (the header character, an user, and the body text character, an admin)? If so, the first couple of paragraphs are out of character (few things wreck timing like inconsistency). If not, the beginning needs to be redone as an intro (without the "header character").
Take some time to get the page "just so". Take as much time as you need. Then tell me that it's time for audio.
Is this also the article you want protected? We only protect articles that are routinely targets of vandalism. Except for one edit by a single user who mangled one word, every edit so far has been by you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:04, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Wow, Modus, do you always give into requests so easily? Will you wash my car? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:15, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
No. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:13, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Will you defy my orders to not wash Syndrome's car? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 07:34, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Hey! Don't try to fence me in with your mind games, man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:13, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
The only article that I wanted protected is The Philippine Empire. Many people had vandalised it. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 07:46, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Okay. It's protected from IPs for a month. Why a month? I have no idea. I'm sure it made sense at the time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:07, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Embracing Nazism (spelling-style)

There is a typo on the main page, in the anniversaries section. It says “Emporer” instead of “Emperor”. I am unable to correct this due to my lack of superpowers and since you are my favourite admin today I thought I'd plague you with my sudden bout of spelling nazism. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:33, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Done. I changed "Emperor" to "Penispenispenis". I'm a big fan of the intellectual humour. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:45, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
And clearly a fan of penis. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:53, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Really? How so? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:10, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Intelectual humour requires using your head, doesn't it? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:13, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
You lost me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:21, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I think I've lost myself too. Lets just move on and pretend this never happened. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:32, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Done. To be honest, I forgot about it before you got here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:36, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank You!

Dr. Katz The doctor will see you now

Oh, by the way, before we begin todays session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article.
Now, tell me about your childhood.-- You know what the music means... Our time is up.
My childhood? Don't get me started. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:02, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

press

hey modus, would you happen to have a comment for the signpost concerning the panic ensuing over a mention of vigilance week? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:46, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Certainly. What's "vigilance week"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:17, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

I feel old

All these noobs with their Tradesmen and Hydrogen and Alfred Hitchcock and stuff have made me feel all old a crotchety. So I came to the person who is olderer and crotchetierer than anyone. How do you still make funnies after all that time? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:43, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

I find younger, funnier people and steal from them. It's win-win. I get credit and they get a valuable life lesson. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
So that's what happened to Cajek. It's still amazing how you're able to hit excellent articles perpetually, you'll probably still be writing features when my kids' kids are vandalizing their first article. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:07, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
I've got a little shrine to Sophia. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:54, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

You

You... you deleted my redirect... Why? —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:12, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Because I'm a real bastard! Moo ha-ha! (Also, Dex put it on QVFD). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:17, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
That was before I redirected it, actually. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:21, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Undone. Next time, cross it off QVFD. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:39, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, did you think it was funny? Redirecting that question to nobody cares I mean. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:36, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Try not to take it personally, but..."Nobody cares" is the punchline to a joke that isn't funny. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:39, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
I think of it as a joke that's funny because it's absolutely true and yet no one appears to have come up with it until now, which isn't funny at all, which is why it's so funny, etc. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:44, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Generally, if you have to explain a joke... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:12, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Oy

There's no feature today and it's a couple of hours overdue. I told RAHB on IRC, but he made some lame excuse about washing his hair that day. Can you do it? --C:\syndrome\_ 01:55, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Can't. I'm washing RAHB's hair that day. I featured tomorrow's feature. I'm contrary like that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:12, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Ooh, you wascally wabbit! (Although, this means that my article gets featured two days in a row. Wow. It's almost as if I've accomplished something.) --C:\syndrome\_ 03:17, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Just wait. I'm featuring my userpage next. Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:23, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
There appears to be more feature queue drama today too, nothing in the slot.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  01:07, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Jesus Modus, don't you have guys to do this sort of thing? ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 03:25, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
I like the sound of that. Jesus Modus. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:22, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps I should remind you that you and your userpage should die. --C:\syndrome\_ 16:11, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
My goddamn shitty userpage? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:27, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Sortable tables

You weren't imagining it, it was broken. And then it was working again, but sorting numbers alphabetically. It should be fixed now, but let me know if you see anything strange. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:23, 30 Apr 2009

Ah. I thought it was me or, possibly, my imagination. Kudos, Spang. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

FU MODUSOPERGAY

YOU BANNED ME FOR NO REASON! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS TEH GHEY! UR ALL FAGGETSS! I WILL JIHAD UR WEBSITE TONITE! PREPARE FOR 1337 HAX! -12.206.61.453

Hey! It's your own fault for feeling loved. Comedy does not run on love. Comedy runs on failure. Now get up off your ass, get out there and be not good enough, mister! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:28, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
modusopergay lol ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 20:55, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
That IP is clearly retarded. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:58, 30 Apr
Obviously. Uncylopedia attracts dorks like honey does flies (flies that are dorks). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:26, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Feature

I think the Feature for today (American Attraction thiny) wasn't protected from I.P.'s. I just reverted one. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 06:59, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

I protectified it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:27, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Say Modus

Our revered Codeine huffed an article that's currently on VFH. I left a note on his page but I'm not expecting a reply real soon. How do you feel about unhuffifying it? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:14, 1 May

Done. If anybody asks, I wasn't involved. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:53, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Involved with who? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:56, 1 May
Exactly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:12, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Pretty as a picture?

UpMovieStill
Hi, hi Modus, see what I can do! Modus! Moduuuus! I can seeeee youuuuu!

So yeah, when I see this picture, I don't think of a probably amusing upcoming Pixar film. I think of you and Cajek. I'll let you decide which one is which. But one of these is how I shall see you from now on. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:13, May 2

*Pbbt!* His pants aren't so high! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:19, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Ahahahahahaha! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:41, 2 May

When do I...

...get my thingy on the front page? Like, the thing on the bottom that says "Guildensternenstein is super great, and won WotM." It's been, like, a day now. It's like, dude. ... Yeah. —Sir Guildensternenstein 19:58, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

When do you get your what in the where? That "of the Month" blurb thingy? You'd be best off asking RAHB or Mordillo, as I don't write them. I could, but your blurb would appear some time next month, and even then only if it turned out. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:04, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Right, I've taken care of that. Now, on to more important matters, such as: I've just changed the feature, except it doesn't seem to be showing on the front page. I now have to go and take my wife to the sponsored run thingy she's doing - any chance you could take a look and see if you can spot what incompetent mistake I've made? Have yourself the loveliest of days - pippings! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:39, May 3
Thanks! —Sir Guildensternenstein 14:40, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
The Australian one? It's there. It's right there, man. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Dune en musica?

A Dune fan like yourself might appreciate this, Modus... Chiggity check out this vid, and listen closely at about a minute in. Then, just try to tell me that Youngblood Brass Band is not the best thing ever. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:59, May 3

All I get is a blank screen. This either means that The End is here, or that I'm at work and behind a firewall. I haven't decided yet which is worse. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:25, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Firewall, eh? Can you vtunnel yourself through that without repercussions? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:55, May 3
Dude, if there is one thing I can do, it's that thing that you just said. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:59, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Erm, what I meant to say was, would visiting the free proxy website vtunnel.com and using its services to access youtube be a feasible solution to your problem? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:25, May 3
Or I could just wait. I have to stop, anyway. It's Hammer Time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:52, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
You're stopping? Strange, I was under the impression that you were too legit to quit. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:38, May 4
I had to, having run out of Hammer references. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:41, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Did you notice that Can't Touch This has the same bassline as Rick James's Superfreak? MIND = BLOWN. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:39, May 4
I can't believe that Rick ripped him off. That's why I quit his fanclub. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:41, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
I know, it's worse than that time Queen ripped off Vanilla Ice's bassline. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:45, May 4
Yo VIP, let's kick it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:53, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Word to your mother. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:49, May 4
Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:01, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
"You colonize my Arakis"? That's nutty, but it needs more Fremen. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:18, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Arrakis has two "r"s, noob! If that was your <obscure dune reference> you would have been killed by the <obscurer dune reference>! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:24, May 4
OMG! I couldn't be any more ashamed even if you'd used voice on me! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:49, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

THE NOOB SAIBOT PAGE ISNT VANITY, NOOB SAIBOT IS A CHARACTER FOR MORTAL KOMBAT, BUT YOU ARE TOO NOOB TO KNOW THAT

—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Strook (talk • contribs)

lol. That's worse. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:53 5 May 2009
Well, wouldn't you know it, you're right. It just looks like a random mess to me. Is the character a random mess? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:59, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
If memory serves, the character is an all-black pixel swap of Sub-Zero. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:17, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
That's not so random. What's his "fatality"? Is it "lose"? "Fail"? "Suck"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:38, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
He turns into an anteater and eats you. I am not making this up. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:57, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
It appears that I should be apologising too, for being rude about a good-faith editor. Sorry! ...I'll just slink away and be a faggot somewhere else. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 04:06 5 May 2009
Also, don't remake Tobias Boon again. I moved it under your userpage (User:Strook/Tobias Boon) and recommend that you finish it there, then move it out to mainspace. Hint: random is generally bad. Focus! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:03, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
“Focus Danial-San! Focus!”
~ Mister Miagi on The importance of being focused
~Jewriken.GIF 11:19, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Still a terrible movie. Besides, Street Fighter II Turbo kicked Mortal Kombat's ass. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:22, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

HEY, RANDOM IS THE SPIRIT OF UNCYCLOPEDIA, look around, if you search something like frodo baggins or something,(not a real example) you wont find an article on a hobbit who goes on an adventure with a group of dudes trying to destroy a ring, youll probably find an article about a giant cyborg who shoots lasers out of his eyes. and to me, that is hilarious. --Strook 03:05, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Allow me to edit conflict/answer on the behalf of Modusoperandi. Random is the spirit of Illogicopedia. Seriously, go check them out. You'd probably like it there. Funny and not just stupid is the spirit of Uncyclopedia. Here, we delete pages that are stupid and not just funny. If you don't like how things work here, you'll probably be better off finding a wiki that suits your interests than trying to convince an admin that that's not really how things work here. Either way, please enjoy your stay at Uncyclopedia, and don't get too friendly with the ladies. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:12, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
No, the Spirit of Uncyclopedia crossed the Channel back in 1912. Then it crashed. Many were killed. We don't like to talk about it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:14, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
The thing is I'm pretty sure he's read HTBFANJS, look at his example. That's almost a quote. /strokes beard Curious, very curious. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 06:17 6 May 2009
The truth is usually funnier than nonsense. The funniest pages are those closest to the truth. That's, like, practically my mantra 'n' shit. Even my random stuff is justifiably, logically random. Rereading User:Strook/Tobias Boon (now knowing what it's based on) it's less random and more listy and mean (yes, it's not a real person, but if you laugh at the history section, I weep for you. I really do. I'm all emotional and sensitive on the inside. The inside, incidentally, is also where I may poo. Coincidence? I think not). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:34, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Also Modus, somebody thought I was you! I don't know if you should be insulted or not but frankly I'm flattered more than a pancake. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 06:17 6 May 2009
The twist in this week's episode of Uncyclopedia, is that (dun dun-dun!)...I...am...you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:34, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Yur a fag lulz! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 06:35 6 May 2009
Incorrect. I am your Tyler Durden. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:40, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
You mean you're that ugly fucker I imagined just to make sure there's someone worse than me? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 06:47 6 May 2009
I'm just glad that when your mind snapped, it conjured up a me with such well defined abs. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:56, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Now I'm confused. Damn you and you're fancy way with words! Also, what do you think to that article I sort of linked to? Is it something you would have written? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 06:59 6 May 2009
Sort of. I like how you broke the format, but my version would have more cursing and nudity. Also, naked cursing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:04, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Cool. Sort of, from a master like you, is positive praise. I presume. And what format? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:21 6 May 2009
I'm terrible at praising others. That's why I only self-praise. Go me! Woo!
The "How-to" format. Obviously. Didn't you ever notice that half the time 90% of them are exactly the same? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:29, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Go Modus!
Oh of course, yeah, But when have I ever paid proper attention to name-space norms? Also I know how you could easily praise me. I mean only if you want, but You liked my power ranger one and I think this is heaps better. But yeah anyway thanks! And HOLY SHIT YETTIE'S BACK! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:46 6 May 2009
If you're going to page whore, make sure to do it before the page is featured. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:46, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh I did actually, but Mordillo swooped in soon after and declared me teh winnerz! But yeah, thanks anyways. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:50 6 May 2009
Hey! Don't go painting actual history over the history in my head. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:20, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh, sorry. Oceana has always been at war with eastasia. Or Eurasia. I can never remember, they keep changing it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:25 6 May 2009

Recent changes

Need help--Sycamore (Talk) 22:51, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Ban Patrol needs some love to. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:53, 6 May

I'm all over it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:09, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

UGotM needs closing. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:07, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

And? I hate that page. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:09, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks there, I'm smokin':-)--Sycamore (Talk) 23:11, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

HEY LOOK AT MY NEW MASTERPEICE IN PROGRESS

The Good the Bad and the Ugly its not done yet so dont delete --Strook 03:06, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

What is it with you and gaymansex? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:31, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
/Me shrugs. Just looks like fun. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:33 7 May 2009
No article is complete without one gay scene. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 03:37, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I just had a thought. If Sonic fans are responsible for for 95% of Rouge the Bat appearances, crablogger was almost the only person to write about that one cartoon squirrel, and that one guy almost single-handedly created the pregnancy erotica category, does that mean all the gay jokes on here are in fact attempts at homosexual erotica? --Mnb'z 05:13, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
That's deep. You should be a homophilosopher or somethin'. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:10, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
I just might do that. --Mnb'z 16:27, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Not eritica so much as, evangilising the cause but I geuss you're on the right lines. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:35 8 May 2009
Maybe, all these gay joke-generating ip's and noob users are in fact sockpuppets of Orian57, who is a full time evangelist of gaymansex. --Mnb'z 16:45, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
I resent that accusation! How dare you! Fucking straight people, you think you rule the world well maybe it'd be better if you all just died! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:53 8 May 2009
People, please try to stay on topic! This is supposed to be about something that someone who is not me wrote that one time. I am told that it was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:03, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
This is off topic, but I think you should get Sannse to check-user every gaymansex-spamming ip and noob account against Orian57 just to be safe. I know its just a hunch, but I am a Homophilosopher and all. --Mnb'z 04:36, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
No way. That sounds like something Wikipedia would do. That's right. Wikipedia. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:29, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Because you are apparently the only one awake at this hour

Also, you're the only one in recentchanges whose name I recognize. So... what's happenin'? CUN RA Talk to me _ 04:37, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Not much. Spent some time makin' vidcaps for a page. Then, and this part is the amazing part, I put them on a page. You should've been there. And you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:44, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Me? Just puttering around, frankly astonished that I was once actually funny. CUN RA Talk to me _ 04:48, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Relax. You can't force funny. Unless you're a Jedi. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:55, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
How can you not know who I am? I wrote that epic feature yesterday. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:12 8 May 2009
We had an epic feature yesterday? Why was I not told of this? I specifically requested to be told of things like this! Outrage! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:01, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

HEY MY THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY ARTICLE THAT I MADE ALL BY MYSELF IS COMPLETE, IT IS EPIC, I SHOULD GET AN AWARD FOR IT, I ONLY STARTED MY ACCOUNT LIKE 3 DAYS AGO AND I R T3H BEST. CHECK IT OUT I PWNS —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Strook (talk • contribs)

IT PWNS! OH MY GOD! MODUS IT TOTALLY PWNS! IT PWND ME SO HRD I TOTLLYAM GOING TO RETIRE NOW! MODUS! MODUS! IT PWNS! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 01:20, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Now I just might be me, and I think we can both agree that I am, but I suspect that you have issues. Gaymansex issues. The sooner that you face the real you, the sooner that you will truly have a chance at happiness. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:06, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Heh. I said "penis". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:18, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Ha. "Penis". --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:51, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Tobias Boon

Tobias Boon is not vanity. It is the name noob saibot spelt backwards which came from the last names of Mortal Kombat creators Ed Boon and John Tobias. --Docile hippopotamus 04:54, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Really? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:29, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes. --Docile hippopotamus 05:35, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:45, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Why...

...is the main page (and everything else) like, 24 hours behind for people who don't have accounts? I figured that as an admin. you'd know the answer. —Sir Guildensternenstein 06:52, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

You'd figure that would be the case, eh? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:03, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. I dunno, that just always bothered me. Why is that like that? Fuckers. —Sir Guildensternenstein 15:50, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Have you considered the possibility that the UnAccounted are living in the past, man? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:58, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Hello Mr. Modus

Is this allowed? Also, Noob Saibot is not vanity. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:46, 9 May

Yes, it's allowed. Everything is allowed, man! It's the new millenium! That said, it is allowed, and I'm allowed to undo it. I've gone mad with power. Mad! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:53, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Because Noob Saibot is just Mortal Kombat programmer Tobias Boon spelled backwards. Noob Saibot was a special unlockable character you could play. C'mon noob, get with the early 90's. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:56, 9 May
The only thing I remember about Mortal Kombat was the Bruce Lee guy doing the splits and punching the other guy in the crotch. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:16, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
The only thing I remember was I liked being the blonde guy with the orange jumpsuit. The dark haired one in white was a loser. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:20, 9 May
The best character was Fo. He shot magic spheres out of his butt! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:25, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
How did I know that it was only a matter of time before this conversation would turn to magic butt spheres? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:31, 9 May
Because it's the internet? Wups. I googled "magic butt sphere" and it came up with no hits. You know what this means? Business opportunity! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:37, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Magic Butt Spheres coming soon to VFH? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:39, 9 May
I hope not. I'm done with poopy. I did say, after all, that I would never mention it again. Poopy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:43, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
No anal quantum fluctuations? This is bad. Really bad. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:51, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Vote BradaMO in 2012: For a poopy-free future! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:56, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
The power of butt magic compels you! —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:58, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Back when I was a stage magician, I specialized in butt magic. My "cutting the assistant in half" trick was particularly nauseating. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:00, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
It would have been less so if you hadn't insisted on performing it lengthwise. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:04, 9 May
I like to think that's why they banned me from Vegass. The rectal card tricks probably didn't help. "Pick a card." "Ew." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:15, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
"Is your card the deuce of spades?" -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:19, 9 May
Rimshot Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:25, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey gimme some constructive criticizm on my Good the bad and the ugly article thAt i wrote all by myself —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Strook (talk • contribs)

May I recommend Pee Review? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:59, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

hello

I am unsure where to go for this. I will come here then. Here I am. I am planning to rewrite the article on Thom Yorke in a style that reflects his apparent attitude in real life. In the wiki article, there is an infobox on the right that I'd very much like to play with in the article. However, the cows do not come home. There is no such infobox coding to be found in Uncyclopedia. I was wondering if you could help me on this or at least point me to someone who can. The reason I ask you first is because don't look at me!

Here is the info I want to use:

{{Infobox musical artist | Name = Thom Yorke | Img = Thom Yorke.jpg | Img_capt = Thom Yorke in concert at [[Brixton]]. | Img_size = | Background = solo_singer | Birth_name = Thomas Edward Yorke | Born = {{birth date and age|1968|10|7|df=y}}<br>[[Wellingborough]], [[Northamptonshire]] | Instrument = [[Vocals]]<br>[[Guitar]]<br>[[Piano]]<br>[[Keyboards]]<br>[[Percussion]]<br>[[Bass guitar]] | Genre = [[Alternative rock]]<br>[[Electronic music|Electronic]] | Occupation = [[Musician]] | Years_active = 1991—present | Label = [[XL Records|XL]] | Associated_acts = [[Radiohead]], [[UNKLE]], [[Björk]] }}

Thank you, sir. I am a Persil advert. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:55, 10 May 2009 (UTC)


Thom Yorke
Thom Yorke
Thom Yorke in concert at Brixton.
Background information
Birth name Thomas Edward Yorke
Born 7 October 1968 (1968-10-07) (age 44)
Wellingborough, Northamptonshire
Genre(s) Alternative rock
Electronic
Occupation(s) Musician
Instrument(s) Vocals
Guitar
Piano
Keyboards
Percussion
Bass guitar
Years active 1991—present
Label(s) XL
Associated acts Radiohead, UNKLE, Björk

Wow, that is way off, isn't it? Try Spang. I only know how to pretend that I know what I'm doing, and I'm not very good at it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:02, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you anyway. I'll talk to Spang, if you're interested in what I do. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:45, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
I am. Disturbingly so. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:59, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

hey guys look at this, IM so PROUD!!!!11

Take heart, young Uncyclopedian. Everyone can write now, but it takes time to figure out how to write well. I don't know if this helps, but I've been at this for a while and still have no idea what I'm doing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:23, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

I wish it was boobs

Now I managed to override your block. Damn wiki updates with their smarty pants new gadgets! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:29, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

It does seem to be an odd "upgrade", doesn't it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:00, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
It saves the time when you need to reblock or change block length, but it does causes issues. Seems like we're having ban wars for example. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:50, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Didja ever notice how war with a word in front of it generally isn't as good as regular war? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:02, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
I dunno, willy-war sounds quite fun to me. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:04 14 May 2009
Naw. Too much of a sausage party. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:15, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

"Seriously that c**t weatherman saying saying Glasgow's going to have an Indian summer is just tempting Mother Nature to slap her c**k in our faces"

On another note, i was wondering if you fancied adding a little to my latest creation. I don't know how you're fixed for time, but if you feel like collaborating in any way I think it would get this into shape and make it cool:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:44, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Last time we had an Indian summer here, I wasn't able to lose my accent or general smell of curry until January! Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:50, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
I looked at it. I'll take a took again once I've woken the whole way. It just looked like one giant blur to me. Perhaps I've lost my glasses again. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:00, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
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