User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays

Please direct all thanks to User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/thanks so that this page can be saved for flamewars and idle chit-chat. Thank you. -- shimmery Ape (ameliorate) (Riot Porn) 19:57, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

• User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/Special Bin For Crap (UnSignposts go here so that my browser stops crashing all the time.)
• User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/archive1 (Highlights include: A vicious flamewar over a terrible kitten huffing article;Some madman saying: "KnoW TimEs Not tOO GooD? WheaT In MNY CEREAAAAL? THE cornFLARES? girls")
• User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/archive2 (Highlights include: Mostly Unsignposts really. And Modus yelling at me for some stupid edit I did while high.")

Pops Cherry

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:24, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

You have made a man out of me my talkpage. -- shimmery Ape (ameliorate) (Riot Porn) 16:28, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Damn. I was trying to turn you your talkpage into a chick. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:30, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Do you have a knife and some white spirits? -- shimmery Ape (ameliorate) (Riot Porn) 16:35, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

I left them at home. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:36, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

colonization

hey ape, thanks for joining colonization!! feel free to dive right in by contributing at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project, where we do all of our work. we're wrapping up our colonization of You, but our next one should be up shortly. again, welcome! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:56, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

also, thanks for the story in the signpost! oftentimes i have to produce an entire issue myself, so it's a welcome relief to see someone awesome contributing! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:50, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

also also, the only change i made to the signpost article was the image, since i really like that michael jackson image by sonje. is that acceptable? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:57, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah thats fine. -- shimmery Ape (ameliorate) (Riot Porn) 19:24, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Hell-o

I-Just-Wanted-To-Say-That-You-Are-A-Very-Important-Member-Of-This-Website-And-When-Looking-At-Your-Talkpage-I-Recognized-This-Immediately. A-Robot 17:35, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

I've been meaning to tell you for the past 8 hours

I'm not sure how to break this to you but last night I had a dream which appeared to have you in it; now this is ridiculous I know, however it happened. I don't have a clue who you are, nor have I ever talked to you, however your name seemed to inspire some subconscious obsession and so planted into my dream you were. Also, you were in the form of a woman, I don't know if you're a guy or a girl, or if you've even decided however you appeared to be as a girl. You didn't even have a proper name, I kept calling you Ape which at the time I was afraid to do in case I offended you.

I just thought I should inform you of this development. I hope you are well and stuff.

--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 23:06, 11 July 2009 (UTC)