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>> Zana Dark
a sarcastic, bionic, misanthropic genius who writes comedy articles and enjoys geeking the fuck out!
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|| Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."