User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:Whore of the Month

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Ever been stopped in the middle of a discussion on the IRC by a certain type of spam or smut site? Have you ever been linked to other people's work through your talk page with promises of a shiny template? Well, I have. I have been a lot. I use to think that I was a filthy whore... well I am but these guys take the cake. They deserve to know how much their whoring around is making us all moist in our undies. So nominate & vote for your All-Time-Favourite Whore Today!


Whore of the Month badge

Fabulous Prizes

Flavoured Condoms

Taste the rainbow.

Winner will receive:

  • Multi-flavoured box of condoms
  • The "Whore of the Month" award template to put on your page.
  • The pleasure of being pleasured instead of giving the pleasure.
  • 1,000 Yoinxx[1]
  • 1,000 Valjuta[2]


  • Voting on a monthly basis.
  • Only one vote, per user, per month.
  • Absolutely No Self-Nominations
  • Nominate Uncyclopedian users only. Not anyone's ex-girlfriend, not your mothers. Comprende?
  • Manforman is allowed one edit per month on this award page.

Please vote for the candidate you feel is most deserving of the award. Votes from sockpuppets, anonymous IPs, and unknown/inactive users are weighted appropriately. Some nominations will be observed and removed if found to be utterly unworthy. Sockpuppetry & Vandalism will result in the proper form of disciplinary action.

When a user is nominated, the nomination template {{User:Tom mayfair/Template:VoteWHotM}} can be added to their user page. The nominated user can remove it if they wish to do so. It may interfere with the voting process on style and taste of the page in question.


That's right. Did you happen to notice the discussion tab that happens to be in between the user page tab & the edit tab? Well, I did. Keep the comments to a minimum. Why? Because I don't really give a damn what you think 'bout other people's votes.

Past Winners

LjlegoThe UnIdiot

See Past Winners for Full Details

Official Nominations for November

Manticore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 capitalist for vote
  • Nom & ₣OR - if you've talked to him ever, you know why. He just is such a damn attention whore, especially at the #uncyclopedia channel. --Jack Phoenix (Contact) 21:56, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
  • MANTIWHORE! 'nuff said BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Nov 9, 18:46
  • He'd hurt me if i didnt vote for him Phil.e. ( Talk ) 17:14, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7 beautifully whored reviews

  1. Yoinxx members only
  2. Valjuta members only
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