User:Tom mayfair

Generalissimo [[File:|link=http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Knight_or_Dame_Grand_Cross_.28GUN.29]] Knight Grand Cross of the Unorder This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you. 1600 This user has contributed 1600 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team. INTJ This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test. This user has skeeted on the face of the Vice President of Wikia. This user should not be trusted. This user runs the Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti. This user IS Communism This user is genetically superior to most users. C This user is physically dependent on carbon. This User recognizes the awsomness of Butters! This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay. This user is too pirate for your internet. This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. 中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China This user owns a sufficient amount of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder. Against all reasonable probability, this user found a the love of his life. This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species. This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged. This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell. This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or he/she'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do. This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. li-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Logic. sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML. java-4 This user speaks Java at a near-native level. css-4 This user speaks CSS at a near-native level. 1337 This user is elite. en-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese. This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain 50px This user grows his own chickenbox. This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. This user is one of the Illuminati & herds garden goats. Wag This user knows that Walgreens sells children for smack. This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you. This user is a Pudgist. ....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse. This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through! This user is a pyromaniac. This user hides his WMDs in coffee cans in his backyard. This user hates you and everyone you care about. This user is worthless to Uncyclopedia & should be huffed. This user thinks that they are worth something. This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference. This user denounces Wikipedia. This user has a Commons Account. This user has an UnMeta Account. This user is up-to-date on current events. ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde. 6 This user has written 7 articles because this user has no life. This user needs more fucking userboxes. This user likes to use redundant userboxes. This user is an evolutionist and thinks intelligent design is a load of BS. This user is too smart for their own good. This user has a tendency to talk about themselves in the third person. This user has been given an Olive Wreath so they can hang it on their head. Ask and ye shall receive! 62 This user has 62 userboxes. This user is a sockpuppet.

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Charlie and the candy factory
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Chicks on Meth
Chicks In Art
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Writer of the Month Augtember 2006

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About Me

I work full-time at Wal★Mart in the produce department. I'm a father of one son. I married the most beautiful woman in the world. I don't have the wittiest sense of humor/humour but I try. Below are pictures of my family. Me, my wife, my son, my dogs Claudia, Vincent, & Domino, my cats Lilith & Waffles, & my chinchillas Lotus Blossom & Bonsai.

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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

This user owns a sufficient amount of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.

This user hides his WMDs in coffee cans in his backyard.

This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

Wag	This user knows that Walgreens sells children for smack.

This user runs the Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

This user IS Communism

This user is worthless to Uncyclopedia & should be huffed.

This user thinks that they are worth something.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

50px	This user grows his own chickenbox.

This user denounces Wikipedia.

This user has a Commons Account.

This user is genetically superior to most users.

This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭