User:Projectmayhem666/HowTo:Piss off Islam
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This is the HowTo guide for pissing off the most evil religion in the world. This guide will demonstrate the art of depicting Mohammed, what to say to really get their burkas in a twist and the best way to burn the Quran.
Depicting Mohammed in cartoon formAs demonstrated by Denmark in 2006 & South Park in 2007, this is probably the easiest and most entralling was to start a good old fashioned, middle-eastern flag burning frenzy. The first step is to know what you are going for, are you just trying to cause a minor offence and have some hairy Arab wearing a "I am the prophet Mohammed" nametag. Or are you going for the make your city the number one target for terrorism in the world by drawing Mohammed munching on a ham while screwing a camel thats munching on the Quran. Either way you need to know what sort of offence you are going for.
The second step is to actually draw your image, this is quite easy to do. Start with the outline of a person, in whatever position you require. Add outlines of any animals, objects or sacred books of a false religion as well so you can work around what is going to be placed there already. Next move onto details, you're looking to add one of those cloths with the ring around it on their heads (Turbans are for Seihks not the Islamicabads). You also want to add a beard, a huge hooked nose