User:Nappy The Quarryman

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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

-2 1/2 This user has contributed -2 1/2 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

This user is Infact Napoleon. Celibrate.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

Uncyclopedia:Babel ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.

en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.

17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.

17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.

tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.

rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.

es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).

tlh-4 This user speaks Klingon at a near-native level.

uk-F This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

gbs-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Galactic Basic Standard.

“I vomited that lady 4 times in one night.”

~ Nappy on Your mom

Nappy is Hot. he is the hottest thing in activewear. you know you want to tap that. You are falling for my subliminal mesages. You will give me a dollar, now bitch. Nappy is by far the greatest individual to huff a kitten sence This Guy and Oscar Wilde. No man has ever laid more wemon at one time than annyone else in history. Contrary to popular beleif, he is not Jewish

Contents 1 Early Life 2 Not so early Life 3 Today 4 Contributions, not up to date 5 "Quotations" 6 Decorations

Early Life

Nappy was born on 32 of march, 2004328 B.C. to a poor black famaly in London. After huffing himself into poverty anf conquering france (but then, who hasent) he developed the Death star project. Unfortunatly The Emperor and Wikipediastole the plansnant got the fucker blown up. Nappy fell into a deep depretion and started to hang out with Maralin Manson. it seemed that he was going to turn into a fucking Emo when he met the man who would change his life forever, (you guessed it)Oscar Wilde

Not so early Life

Nappy pwned at CS for a living until Halo ass raped the market. He sucked at Halo, (fucking n00b).
So, he joined the army, and after staring as Lt. Col. #3 in the popular war movie World War I, he was broke from Huffing too manny cat's. He then had anal sex with Oscar Wilde in collage (again, who hasent.)

He and Trent Reznor in 1945 invented the atomic bomb out of queso and magnets, (uranium was just a postwar smokescreen, like Weather ballons and Cheese, damned new world order.
the next 40 years are shrouded in mistery, but aparently he went on a mad rampage with several black people that ended in the creation of Pluto, the Kuiper belt and Wisconson

Today

Today He lives in Hell Mishigan with his Wife, 3 children, his other wife, his dog, his Girldfrend and seversl unnamed Mexicans

Contributions, not up to date

Making up Star Trek quotes Deleted by admin

someone elses Idea of me, I'm socialy acsepted

Trent Reznor

God

Cat Juggling

Hertziaustrovakia

Poopie(I didn't acualy make it, I just Huffed the shit out of it)

My sig

"Quotations"

“SHAKE IT BABY!!!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Nappy

“KUMQUATS!!!KUMQUATS!!!WHERE ARE MY KUMQUATS!?!”

~ Nappy on Kumquats


“Ich ben Slaushburgen von Inchalistin en duc POOPIE!!!”

~ Hitler on poopie

“The French: their greatest national hero was a frikin Italian”
~ Oscar Wilde on Napoleon

Decorations

Pi of five has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass This person has found a way to actually receive this medal. They should be very proud of themselves for that.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

WEREHAMSTER Award WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason. THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

This is a vanity page. This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless. The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.