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Nominate and against.--Xiao Li 08:53, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
For. Better than most. --Splaka 09:03, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Conditional for you nominate a actual image :} --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3NotMBLK |_LG8+::: 13:13, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Abstain. If this is gonna be another one of those Fisher Price situations, I'll stay out of it. --Boy Toybitch at me 15:20, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Against I want actual images!(Uncyclopedian 15:51, 7 February 2006 (UTC))
For. Because it would be funny. --—HinoaKUN(talk) 16:36, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and the caption should be something along the lines of "a polar bear blinking in a blizzard" rather than what it is right now. --—HinoaKUN(talk) 16:38, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Extreme Lesbian Support. This rivals Malevich's Black Square, which depicts negroes loading coal at night. - Sir Sikon[formerly known as Guest] 16:55, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Against Anti-humor is great and all, but I don't vote for it.<<>>
Against. This isn't a picture, and hence is not qualified to be the featured picture. --Sir Volte KUNTalk (+SNSCMBur.VFPVFH) 17:21, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
. !!! a nihilist approach to a request of 'No' ANIDNMENOSCWICZ 19:32, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Contre. This is obviously just a copy of the French flag, we need something more originale. --Carlb 21:40, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Nominate and For. Rather amusing. --OsirisX 22:51, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
For. Pretty funny... --Jocke Pirat 22:52, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
Against Badly done and doesn't tickle my funny bone. --S P I N N I E 23:12, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
You haven't seen badly drawn until you see n00b YTMND pages
Against. Lacks cowbell and funny. Again. --—HinoaKUN(talk) 23:19, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
For You mean you can't understand Wal-Mart jokes?(Uncyclopedian 23:25, 6 February 2006 (UTC))
I can understand it perfectly well; it's just not funny. --—HinoaKUN(talk) 00:01, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
For If only because we need a Jihad-Mart joke on the front page.<<>>00:12, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
The retailers are growing increasingly aggressive; if I worked anywhere near a prime US Target I'd be afraid for my life! --Carlb 00:46, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
BURNINATE! Not only is this a bad image, it isn't funny or relevant to anything. ANIDNMENOSCWICZ 18:00, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
AGAINST TO THE POWER OF 50. Poor, poor picture, does not poke me with funny, Osama fase is over. By the way, pasting someone else's head onto a body IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE! LET'S BE ORIGINAL, GOD DAMNIT!!! --Boy Toybitch at me 15:18, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Someone else's head??? Um, do you have any idea how long it took to convince Osama to pose for this photo?
Nominate and Vote. Funnier than any of the other current nominations.--Rataube 13:53, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
For. I believe this is an actual picture. ANIDNMENOSCWICZ 15:15, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Weak For Some of the heads don't look correct, but other then that yes it's sorta funny --BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 15:55, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
For - but the article it's on needs expanding, and it might be funnier if at least one person (not necessarily Bush himself; maybe the guy in back?) was not wearing a furry mask. --Some user 16:13, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Against, until. What's with the wave of poorly done pictures? Make it look like the heads are actually attached to the bodies, then we'll see. --Boy Toybitch at me 16:32, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
For. What the heck. If no-one else cares, why should I? --Boy Toybitch at me 16:59, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
For!!!!! Hilarious!(24.207.91.40 16:49, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
Likely sock. --—rc(t) 06:32, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
For Needs a link in the blurb, but otherwise pretty good stuff.<<>>17:15, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
For. I like it, but WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GRAY THING AAAAAAAHHH GET IT OFF ME AAAAAAHHHH!!! (BTW, anyone else getting a strong Avengers: The Movie vibe from this?) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:46, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
For Very clever --Jester 18:42, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
For Nominate this already!!!!(142.22.16.57 18:59, 6 February 2006 (UTC))
Nominate. I honestly think we need more pics on this page, so I found this one by Some user, which I've posted here without permission for you to rip to shreds, since I think it belongs here. I hope said user doesn't hate me now...<<>>20:01, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
For! Hate you? Why? I was wondering when somebody was going to notice this one! It almost makes you think you're on Wikipedia. --Some user 20:05, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
Against, until: I think the image lighting/blending could be improved. If it is, then we'll see. --Boy Toybitch at me 20:15, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
Weak for. Too lazy to think why. --—HinoaKUN(talk) 20:30, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
For. Good image, and the caption really makes it. ---Rev. Isra(talk) 21:49, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
Against. I just didn't find it funny. --★★★Joe★★★ 00:50, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Against The images don't mesh. --—rc(t) 02:47, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Against It isn't funny. And the foot only has four toes... ANIDNMENOSCWICZ 02:51, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment and For That's a reason it's funny, the four toes thing!(24.207.91.40 04:19, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
Weak For if his tongue was a little out it would be better. the images look fine 2 me.--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3NotMBLK |_LG8+::: 08:32, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
'For, because of lude insinuations. --138.28.149.85 01:09, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
For It's good. What else can I say?(Uncyclopedian 03:39, 6 February 2006 (UTC))Against Nah, not that great.(Uncyclopedian 20:40, 6 February 2006 (UTC))
Against Very nice idea, but the lighting of the foot & Ben don't match well enough. --Jester 18:41, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
Very For It's hilarious and it looks good. The only thing I don't like are the quotes around Ambassador. I like deadpan more than sarcasm. --User:Maximilian 13:15, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Are we really that hard-up for nominations? If so, I'd like to nominate (and for) this one - it popped up on Recent Changes one night, and since then I've linked to the article 2-3 times, mostly just because I want so much for it to really exist. (Possible sizing issues, though?) --Some user 19:55, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
How much does it go for? I could use some. For. --—HinoaKUN(talk) 20:28, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
444. Where can I get some? --OsirisX 00:34, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Weak for. Kinda funny.--★★★Joe★★★ 00:51, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Weak against Yes, funny, but there ARE size issues, here.<<>>01:09, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
FOR!! I already sent my $39.95 in! ANIDNMENOSCWICZ 02:49, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Weak for It's nice, but too much profanity for me.(24.207.91.40 04:35, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
Against. Size issue, do you want to f**k the front page?--Rataube 13:23, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Against, until: The image is good on 85 pixels, which don't screw up the front page, but the smaller text can't be read. Fix it, then we'll see. --Boy Toybitch at me 14:49, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazing(Uncyclopedian 03:52, 6 February 2006 (UTC))
Against As an in-joke, it's really funny (and well made), but I can't imagine people that haven't seen the others will understand it. In any case, there should probably be an article for these pictures (something about a brave group of uncyclopedian rebels fighting a war against the evil foundation, aided by teddybears). Doug 03:25, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
Comment: I like this one, it's funny. However, without a wikideathstar, it is a slightly confusing in-joke, as Doug mentions above. »BrigSirDawg | t | v | c» 03:53, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
Comment: I'll vote for it if someone gives it a suitable description. »BrigSirDawg | t | v | c» 22:10, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
Conditional for - add more symbols to the walls to make it look more like a Wiki. --80.195.22.150 09:58, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
For. In-jokes are the best jokes. --KATIE!! 20:45, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
For see, THIS is new, all the other ones, just no. new jokes,or at least variations like this one, PLEASE!!!--Nappy The Quarryman 07:24, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
Against: in the context of the other ones, this is good but it doesn't have enough funny as a standalone image to warrant featuring. --Sirgwax (talk) 17:13, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
Against, until. Improve this picture, make the puzzle pieces smaller, and then I'll vote for it. --Boy Toybitch at me 23:04, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
For: This rules! (24.207.91.40 04:59, 2 February 2006 (UTC))
Against. The joke has got so out of hand, it's lost the original "funny". --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|CUNT|+S 22:49, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment If by "out of hand" you mean "funny", and by "it's lost the original "'funny'", you mean "It should be continued," I concur.--S P I N N I E 06:37, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
Great, this shit is headed for the number one spot! ANIDNMENOSCWICZ 19:55, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
Against. The others were better. --OsirisX 01:18, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
For. I saw it in new images a while back. I thought it was funny. ---Rev. Isra(talk) 11:28, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
Against. I like the pic but I don't think it's funny. --Boy Toybitch at me 16:16, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
Weak for This one also caught my eye. It's well done, and it's funny if you're not paying attention for a moment, then figure out he's not actually eating raspberries. -- Bradaphraser 18:17, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
For Pretty funny. --—rc(t) 03:04, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
For I got a good laugh out of that one after I realized what was going on. --Mosquitopsu 15:19, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
Comment. I'm stupid. What's he really eating? It just looks like a bunch of red balls, with blood around them. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 00:24, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
Weak Againstits just a polar bear eating something dead and bloody with raspberries photoshopped on top, is this some joke for people who live in countrys with normal bears? --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3NotMBLK |_LG8+::: 00:37, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
Weak against. The "censoring" effect is worth a smirk, but not much else. Plus, the blood's just too obvious to make the raspberries work -- my initial thought was "bloody snowballs?" when I saw it. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:19, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
FOREEEEE!!!!!--User:Golfer 1:58, 01 February 2006 (UTC)
ACK!!! You really have to read the article to have an appreciation for the pic. It's supposed to be a crappy, obvious photoshop job, that's what makes it funny. Based on that criteria (or maybe the fact that I did it???) I say FOR. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Hoyetii “Art” Emerson 08:18, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
Abstain until a far better comment is added.... --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|CUNT|+S 22:50, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
For - I just changed the caption... Better? -- c • > •cunwapquc? 17:21, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment Hey! You changed the caption...it draws attention ^^^away^^^ from the pic, not to it. HOW DARE YOU! Further discussion moved to Image_talk:Polarbear.jpg
Weak for Good, but why did you keep a piece of the kill under the bear?(24.207.91.40 04:59, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
Weak Against due to the new caption. Honestly, I like the caption given on its source page better than the suggested alternatives. --Algorithm (talk) 08:53, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
For this image with this caption. »BrigSirDawg | t | v | c» 10:14, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Nomination & Vote ~ MoneySign was kind enough to make this for me as a surprise. He says it's not one of his best works, but I think it's great. --T. (talk) 18:09, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
Enthusiastic For. But you should work "OCD" into the caption. ---Rev. Isra(talk) 23:48, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
Sure :) Anyone have a suggestion? --T. (talk) 00:01, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
Dunno. "New for people with OCD:" maybe. I saw OCD in the header and got the joke. I just want OCD to be in the caption somehow. Doesn't need to be clever. --Rev. Isra(talk) 00:06, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
For, but I sra's right. I thought it was about condoms. Kakun 23:58, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
Against. - Taken out of the context of the article, it makes little sense. There should be something in the caption about OCD. --Leo 02:53, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
Against. - I was neither, for or against but now that it is the size of a house it must be stoppped. i dont want 2 stay on the fence --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3NotMBLK |_LG8+::: 09:38, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
Against - too tiny to be fun on the front page Mtu 01:59, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
Against- It's familiar, which means it should be funny. But it's kind of...not. I dunt know why. Frankenberry Grr 06:53, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
Nomination and for. I went looking for a pic worthy of this page, since it seems we all agree that more are needed. What do you think?--Bradaphraser 22:43, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
For. That's good stuff. --Boy Toybitch at me 01:29, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
After so long! another picture I can hapily vote FOOOOR, with no doubts.--Rataube 02:25, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
Against nothing clever about it at all, put him next to a boiling cooking pot (with the hand sticking out aka cooking monster)with a spoon and then it might be funny--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3NotMBLK |_LG8+::: 03:07, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
Weak For After looking at the current bunch this would have 2 be the second best of the lot after the wiki versions --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3NotMBLK |_LG8+::: 00:21, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
Featured I didn't even count the votes. Haha, suckers! --—rc(t) 03:55, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
Self-nomination I made this a long time ago. Unfortunately the article it's on is pretty sparse and it could use a better caption, but what the hey, I'm feeling wild today. --—rc(t) 19:56, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
Hey Dicks, I think someone slipped him a Mickey. For»BrigSirDawg | t | v | c» 19:58, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
Gimme a Hell yeah! Cuz Stone Todd sed so. --T. (talk) 20:47, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
Very weak For. I can see them in front page, but they look like erasers to me. --Boy Toybitch at me 21:02, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
For, if only because there have been no featured pictures on this site that have taken pot-shots at Disney, and that needs to be remedied.--Bradaphraser 22:32, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
For. (conditional on it being that size or close to it on the front page). ---Rev. Isra(talk) 01:07, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
Abstained WTF is a Mickey? I Just learned what a Hickey is. And a Wedgie. But Mickey???--SwamiA. Suresh 00:37, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
Mickey Mouse, a classic Disney character.--Rataube 02:32, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
And a "Mickey Finn" (or just "Mickey") is a drink laced with drugs (hence the Mickey-drug connection). Not raver drugs though. I don't think. --—rc(t) 02:42, 29 January 2006 (UTC)