User:Hyperbole
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Hyperbole is occasionally User:Horace Donald Westenchester when sober and User:Inebriated when not.
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2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation (with THE) Featured 20 September 2011
A Fine Frenzy Featured 29 January 2011
- A gay retared place
- Amanda Steele, Action Cop Featured 28 February 2009 #2 article of February 2009!
- Amerigo Vespucci Featured 1 February 2010
- Autoclave
- Boobshake
- Brittany Hensel Featured 17 September 2010
- Captain Autofellatio
- Category:My sojourn (with others) Featured 20 January 2009
- Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists Featured 14 October 2008 #3 article of October 2008!
- Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant) Featured 8 January 2009
- Colin Powell Featured 14 February 2009 #3 article of February 2009!
- Color Me Badd Featured 10 September 2008
- Common sense
- Dear Jenna
- Dragon Warrior Featured 8 April 2009 #1 article of April 2009! (tie) #1 ARTICLE OF 2009!
- Fan service Featured 12 July 2009
- Fermented pizza (Microsoft product)
- Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants Featured 30 July 2009
- Heraclitus Featured 9 April 2012
- HowTo:Throw a Fireball
- I ate your Haagen-Dazs Featured 15 December 2009 #3 article of December 2009! #10 article of 2009! (tie)
- IBM
- Japanese High Schools Featured 13 June 2008
- Jim Freklowski (with Gardo)
- Justin Bieber Featured 26 March 2011
- Katy Perry Featured 2 April 2011
- Meghan McCain's ass
- More dildos
- Pile of Enormous Socks of Genoa Featured 8 December 2009
- Pontius Pilates Featured 22 October 2008 PLS runner-up!
- Prison Break Featured 17 June 2009 #2 article of June 2009! (tie)
- Public domain
- Rock lobster
- Schindler's Listcruft Featured 12 July 2008
- Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi Featured 28 April 2009
- Silhouettes (song)
- Solid Snake
- Sparta Featured 26 June 2010 PLS winner!
- Suddenly, Raccoons Featured 23 July 2010 #1 ARTICLE OF 2010!
- Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you. Featured 29 July 2008
- That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy
- The Swedish textile industry is GAY
- Third-wave feminism Featured 17 November 2009
- Trig Palin
- Turing Duck Test Featured 11 June 2008 #2 article of June 2008! #1 ARTICLE OF 2008! (tie)
- Uncyclopedia's Manuel of Style
- UnBooks:Bad Romance Featured 8 August 2010
- UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs Featured 24 June 2009
- UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine Featured 15 September 2009 #1 article of September 2009!
- Verizon Wireless girls
- Why?:Don't we do it in the road? Featured 25 September 2009 #3 article of September 2009! (tie)
- Why?:Eat your broccoli Featured 17 July 2008
- Why?:Shoot the albatross
- Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne Featured 24 December 2009 #1 article of December 2009! #7 article of 2009!
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- UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay Featured 19 October 2009
- UnTunes:I Will Hit You With a Stick Nine Times.
- UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs { 45/50 } Featured 27 July 2008
- UnTunes:Still Hurting Featured 6 July 2009
- UnTunes:We In Da Club Featured 22 October 2010
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- UnNews:Analysts predicting a very close race between ketchup and shampoo
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- UnNews:Barack Obama stole my bike
- UnNews:CATS returns some of our bases
- UnNews:Chrysler unrolls new line of 2009 Internet memes
- UnNews:Crime committed in Las Vegas
- UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama Featured 9 November 2008
- UnNews:Dow Falls Below 11,000 on Bearish Reports from Drug Dealers
- UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me Featured 16 September 2011
- UnNews:Francis Winkler get some sick
- UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible Featured 1 September 2008 #2 article of September 2008!
- UnNews:Grown man hates Justin Bieber
- UnNews:Heath Ledger is dead
- UnNews:Joe Biden has too many hats
- UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears Featured 15 September 2008
- UnNews:Johnny Chan successfully reads Lady Gaga's poker face
- UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11 Featured 10 September 2011
- UnNews:Local band writes song critical of President Bush
- UnNews:Man forgets 9-11 Featured 12 August 2008
- UnNews:Man wakes up Featured 17 February 2009
- UnNews:Nevada governor actually a teenage girl
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Should American health care reform include a public option?
- UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter Featured 19 October 2008
- UnNews:Roommate fails to return journalist's ice scraper
- UnNews:Sarah Palin's daughter's unborn child is pregnant (rewrite)
- UnNews:Sotomayor clarifies racial remarks
- UnNews:The woman you are fucking passed away forty minutes ago
- UnNews:Vampire hunter confused by ancient writings Featured 22 March 2009
edit As Inebriated, Horace before September 2011, etc.
- Aqueduct Featured 10 January 2011
- Chris Hansen
- Gauche
- Miss Teen South Carolina Featured 15 July 2010
- Spare change
- The fact that you don't want a poodle Featured 27 April 2009 Bizarrely popular!
- The toaster in Pulp Fiction Featured 13 March 2012
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government? Featured 4 March 2009
- UnNews:Various Niggas be Trippin Quasi-Featured 4 October 2011
- UnPoetia:I got hit with a bag of dicks just to prove a point
- Whatcha thinking about? Featured 26 December 2010 #2 article of December 2010! (tie)
- What's a nigga gotta do to get a Pee Review around here? Featured 12 July 2010
- Whose pussy is this? Quasi-Featured 6 January 2012
