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Gwonam: It is written! Only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great! I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: Link is too pregnant to defeat Ganon.
The King: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ I wonder what's for dinner?
Link: Oh Boy! I'm so pregnant, I could eat an octorock!
The King: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
Zelda: But Father, what is something happens to you?
The King: I'll take the Triforce of Dinner to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
Impa: Don't worry Zelda, the Triforce of Dinner promises the king will safely return.
Link: Yeah, that old King's no match for (my baby-dady) Ganon!
The King: YOU MUST DIE!!
Fari: There's the traitor Your Majesty!
Link: Please, Your Omnipotence, have mercy!
The King: After you DIE then we can talk about mercy, take Link away.
Fari: Yes My Liege.
The King & Zelda: [riotous laughing]
Link: Great! I can't wait to DIE!
Link: Yeah, I DIED!