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People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness!
This is a group defecated to creating, submitting, and, if you feel like it, whoring quality Pee Reviews. As of October 27, admission will only be granted by invitation or from an approved request.
- Any users that wish to join to help improve the quality of Pee Reviews can sign up here.
- Please confine general whoring or whinging about wanting a Pee Review to the talk page.
- All members, and prospective members must swear a solemn oath on our holy book.
- Cajek (and occasionally others) maintain a list showing the current top reviewers HERE.
- This page should generally be used for nominations, announcements, and excremental party business. For general discussion please use the talk page.
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Guidelines
There are currently only 2 rules for membership in the Society.
- You must give quality Pee Reviews. I will be going through Pee Review every few weeks to make sure that members are giving good reviews. This means being completely honest in the review and giving at least a couple of suggestions for improvement (if improvement is needed).
- You must give at least 1 Pee Review per week. Our goal is to make sure that the authors of potentially good articles receive the help they need, and to do so we need to make sure that articles actually get reviewed. Doing more than the required amount of reviews every week will likely result in promotion to a higher rank.
- Don't always believe what they tell you about the number of rules.
Membership Requests (currently: 2)
- I'm supposed to request a membership or something or another, methinks.
Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 18:57, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
- Two more good reviews, contestant, and you're in. • <-> (Dec 30) 18:58
- One more and you're in. • <-> (Dec 31) 04:43
- Please in! AAAA! I have a whole buncha revoos! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:48, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
- Well, I can't see any reviews up there, and you've definitely done none since we started this thing (or you'd be on the list). But I *think* I remember you doing some, like, aaaaages ago. OK, here's how it works: If you can track down your old reviews and show me, I'll see. Otherwise, 5 good reviews please, like the others! Fair? --19:36, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
- Oh, 'ang on. I remember. You're the one who ran through and did a bunch of unhelpful reviews in about 5 minutes, and I had a little word on your talk page. Right: if you're serious about this (and I now doubt that), then 5 good reviews, and you're in. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:31, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
- Well, I can't see any reviews up there, and you've definitely done none since we started this thing (or you'd be on the list). But I *think* I remember you doing some, like, aaaaages ago. OK, here's how it works: If you can track down your old reviews and show me, I'll see. Otherwise, 5 good reviews please, like the others! Fair? --19:36, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
Members
Piss artists of rank Fresh Stain and above
- Entitlement to {{PEEING}} which may be added to their user page identifying as being of high urinary quality.
Piss artists of rank Attending Urologists and above
- May patrol recent Pees and contact those distributing particularly piss poor Pee Reviews and encourage them to improve. That's without pissing them off.
- May update Cajek's list at any time.
Piss artists of rank Steel Kidney and above
- Automatically gains rank of Commander.
Captain Catheter
He likes doing review s.
Fresh Stains
| This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess. |
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs)
- Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- ~Fag x FS
- Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page
- Sir Unknown U (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)
- An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
- Serq_fet
Attending Urologists
Steel Kidneys
These badasses can piss for hours, while asleep, without a break, in the Arctic, with a bunch of whiny n00bs bugging them. They also won the Reviewer of the Month award.
Retirees
Sometimes, PEEING members need to take a break, either from Pee Review or all of Uncyclopedia, and either temporarily or permanently. However, we still love them (except for that one guy. You know the one.) and they are welcome back anytime they wish. For that purpose, they are forever preserved here, ranks intact.
- Fresh Stain Manforman
- Fresh Stain Premier Tom mayfair
- Fresh Stain RAHB
- Fresh Stain Narf, the Wonder Puppy
- Fresh Stain Pieface
- Fresh Stain Mordillo
- Fresh Stain Electrified mocha chinchilla
- Fresh Stain Doovad
Rather depressing, isn't it?
Current Pee Review Artists
Updated by lots of different people, including Under user, MrN9000, and AE.
Top 10 All-Time
| User:Cajek/Pee | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| # | user | # of reviews | # of "in-depth" reviews | % of reviews "in-depth" |
| 1 | √ ChiefjusticeDS | 197 | 197 | 100% |
| 2 | √ Black flamingo11 | 134 | 134 | 100% |
| 3 | √ UU | 132 | 131 | 99% |
| 4 | √ PuppyOnTheRadio | 108 | 105 | 97% |
| 5 | √ Lyrithya | 102 | 101 | 99% |
| 6 | √ Hyperbole | 101 | 100 | 99% |
| 7 | √ Saberwolf116 | 100 | 94 | 94% |
| 8 | √ Gerrycheevers | 89 | 82 | 92% |
| 9 | √ Orian57 | 77 | 75 | 97% |
| 10 | √ Mnbvcxz | 75 | 73 | 97% |
Top 5 (September - December)
| User:Cajek/Pee | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| # | user | # of reviews | # of "in-depth" reviews | % of reviews "in-depth" |
| 1 | Snippy | 3 | 3 | 100% |
| 2= | Murder Frog / Zheliel / Simsilikesims | 2 / 2 / 4 | 2 | 100% / 100% / 50% |
| 4= | Oliphaunte / Kamek98 / Chief | 1 | 1 | 100% |
Top 5 last month (August)
| User:Cajek/Pee | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| # | user | # of reviews | # of "in-depth" reviews | % of reviews "in-depth" |
| 1 | Snippy / GlobalTourniquet / Scofield | 1 | 1 | 100% |
| 2 | Ferric AlFerrous | 2 | 0 | 0% |
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