User:Pentium5dot1

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== Licensing ==
 
== Licensing ==
To the extent permissible by [[Wikipedia:United_States|U.S.]] law, I hereby multi-license my contributions under the [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Text of the GNU Free Documentation License|GFDL]] as it is [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Copyrights|implemented on Wikipedia]], in addition to [http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ CC-by-sa] (the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license; version 3.0 preferred, but older versions may be applied where compatible). The latter differs from [[Uncyclopedia:Copyrights|the standard Uncyclopedia license]] in allowing commercial use, but it has the same requirements of attribution.
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I hereby release all my textual contributions into the [[wikipedia:Public domain|public domain]]. This applies retroactively to the extent enforceable by United States law.
   
Images uploaded by me may be exceptions if the image page specifies otherwise.
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This may not necessarily apply to images; see the template on the image page.
   
This licensing information applies retroactively wherever possible. I first placed this licensing information on my user page [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=User%3APentium5dot1&diff=2218093&oldid=2218076 22:45 (PDT), 20 July 2007], and I last made substantive changes to it [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=User%3APentium5dot1&diff=3120592&oldid=3120588 21:07 (PDT), 12 June 2008].
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This licensing information applies retroactively wherever possible. I first placed this licensing information on my user page [http://{{SERVERNAME}}/index.php?title=User%3APentium5dot1&diff=2218093&oldid=2218076 22:45 (PDT), 20 July 2007], and I last made substantive changes to it [http://{{SERVERNAME}}/index.php?title=User%3APentium5dot1&diff=3120592&oldid=3120588 18:12, September 25, 2009 (UTC)].
   
Although I lack the resources to ensure full enforcement (i.e. IANAL), please try to keep this information in mind and exercise utmost respect. (If you see me being irrationally inclusionist on a deletion debate, it ''might'' be justifiable by the GFDL.)
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Although I lack the resources to ensure full enforcement (i.e. IANAL), please try to keep this information in mind and exercise utmost respect.
 
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Revision as of 18:12, September 25, 2009

I am currently on partial UncycloBreak and may not respond promptly to inquiries.

Warning: This user page contains links to Wikipedia, so be careful where you click.

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Introduction

Pentium5dot1 [insert other username idea here][1] is a suspected-Aspie[2] netizen who is supposed to be occupied with Caltech homework a vast majority of the time. He chose this Internet nickname many years ago, before Wikipedia was even a pipe dream. Needless to say, Wikipedia blocked him anyway[3]. He insists that he has no conscious intention to promote the Intel Pentium line of microprocessors. What he means to say is that he is not quite as much of a computer geek as his name implies.

Because of his...um, mental issues, he lacks the spine needed to be a all-star Uncyclopedia editor, but you can't blame him for trying. Being a possible Aspie, he also spends a lot of time thinking about pedantic issues, such as his hard-line viewpoint about using the {{Wikipedia}} template early and often. See Advisory to other editors below.

(Semi-)Urgent News

Nothing at the moment

Advisory to other editors

  • Although it might appear that I'm failing to preview my edits, au contraire - all the previewing I do doesn't make one iota of a dent in my ... poor planning. Also, many of the articles which I attend to are otherwise of low activity, distorting the balance of who is editing.
  • I may be slightly inconsistent in what I choose to mark as a minor edit.
  • I am likely to panic when my edits are reverted, due to my impression that I am subject to punishment. If you need to revert an edit of mine that is substantial in length or in misconduct, I would greatly appreciate it if you could notify me on my user talk.
  • I get annoyed when people try too hard to fix my RED LINKS, as I often have a purpose for putting them there. On the other hand, I often forget that red links are absolutely unacceptable on disambiguation pages.
  • I am a mergist/redirectionist leaning ever-so-slightly deletionist.
  • I tend to be timid/ineffectual on articles where major cleanup is warranted. This results in what Wikipedians call a "needy edit."
  • In general, I am an UncycloGnome, not an UncycloFairy. See also Other tasks.

Accomplishments and Responsibilities

Articles

I did not create these articles; I am just trying to help improve them. I have only listed articles to which I have made some substantial contribution in content (as opposed to mere maintenance).

Other tasks

  • Catching vandalism on my frequently perused articles
  • Random-page and (less often) new-page patrolling, leading mainly to QVFD nominations
  • Template maintenance (mainly wording and wikilinking)
  • For that matter, article maintenance regarding wording and wikilinking
  • Making my half-baked voice heard in policy and VFD discussions

Subsections

Licensing

I hereby release all my textual contributions into the public domain. This applies retroactively to the extent enforceable by United States law.

This may not necessarily apply to images; see the template on the image page.

This licensing information applies retroactively wherever possible. I first placed this licensing information on my user page 22:45 (PDT), 20 July 2007, and I last made substantive changes to it 18:12, September 25, 2009 (UTC).

Although I lack the resources to ensure full enforcement (i.e. IANAL), please try to keep this information in mind and exercise utmost respect.

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  1. I am also known as eighty5cacao or variants thereof on various forums. See also note #3 below.
  2. This is not an official diagnosis.
  3. It is no longer practical for me to contest the block, but I have yet to register a new Wikipedia account. I will probably be doing that soon, but the account name will not be Eighty5cacao, and I will not disclose it here.

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