This user no longer exists. His articles are constantly being removed from VHF due to a ridiculous and random "rule" that is completely biased against some users' writing styles and voting patterns and completely for anyone who vote whores etc... etc... Since this place was supposed to be about the writing, and not clearing whitespace, I had better move on elsewhere. Unless or until the VHF rules are modified I won't be back. I have removed all of my other articles from there too, so now it is much easier for people to read less.
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| − | {{WOTM|Month=August|Year=2006}} |
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| − | <p><strong>CORRECTION: </strong>The above should read: Writer of the month ...'' "August 2006" ''. Mr. Fundlebuggy wrote those words on the back of a beer mat in crayon, as part of his rehabilitation back into normality program. All of his doctors are very pleased that he finally got the month right this time. It's a good sign. We feel confident that he will soon hand back all the soft toys and the honey.</p> |
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| − | <h2 style="color:#303546">IT'S HERE!</h2> |
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| − | At last, after years of painstaking, it has arrived - the big one - the one that simply everyone has been talking about for decades - and it's ... totally ... '''[[The Free World|FREE!!]]'''! |
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| − | <h2 style="color:#303546">ARE YOU A RAVING...?</h2> |
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| − | Are you a raving [[Humosexual]]? Find out today!! |
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| − | Are you a raving [[Freudian slip]]? Find out today!! |
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| − | Are you a raving [[001]]? Find out today!! |
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| − | Are you a raving [[UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders|Parkhurst Pete]]? Find out today!! |
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| − | Are you a raving [[Vangelis]]? Find out today!! |
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| − | <h2 style="color:#303546">CONTROVERSIAL CORNER</h2> |
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| − | <p>Welcome to controversial corner, you snivelling little toe rag.</p> |
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| − | <p>Controversially, this week's controversial corner, has very little in it. [[UnNews:The Pope annoys everyone and nearly starts a war|Just this little nugget]]. Nothing to see here. Move on now.</p> |
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| − | <h2 style="color:#303546">THE NAME'S FUNDLEBUGGY, <s>JAMES</s> HARDWICK FUNDLEBUGGY</h2> |
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| − | This user is called "Hardwick Fundlebuggy". |
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| − | He is not to be confused with "Wickard Bundlefuggy", the notorious vole killer of eastern Moscow. |
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| − | Mr. Fundlebuggy has never met Mr. Bundlefuggy. |
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| − | Mr. Fundlebuggy would like to publicly state that he dissociates himself from the nefarious activities of Mr. Bundlefuggy. |
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| − | Mr. Fundlebuggy loves voles, just not in the biblical sense. |
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| − | '''UPDATE!!!!''' |
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| − | Mr. Fundlebuggy has recently been confused a lot with the notorious Irish criminal and vole molester, 'Hard' Mick FondleBoggy. |
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| − | Mr. Fundlebuggy has never met Mr. Bundlefuggy or Mr. FondleBoggy. |
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| − | Mr. Fundlebuggy would like to publicly state that he dissociates himself from the nefarious activities of Mr. Bundlefuggy and Mr. FondleBoggy. |
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| − | Mr. Fundlebuggy would like to repeat that he loves voles. He is ''not'' one of this 'pelt feltching' vole circle that everyone is going on about. |
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| − | '''ANOTHER UPDATE!!!!''' |
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| − | Mr. Fundlebuggy has recently been confused a lot. |
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| − | {{NOTM|Month=May|Year=2006}} |
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| − | '''ALSO THE WINNER OF: EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, PARKHURST PRISON, MAY 2006!''' |
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| − | *'''Well done my son''' Badger the Bastard, May 2006. |
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| − | *'''Loverly''' Scrotum Sammy - No one can throw a hedgehog like Fundlebuggy. Nice one son. May 2006. |
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| − | *'''YOU BASTARD!''' Nobby the Vole. You and me, outside. No biting. Let's finish it, pal. |
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| − | ==Always remember:== |
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| − | ''A joke, in the wrong hands, can cause permanent brain damage'' --<small><strong>([[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]]) </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 17:31, 6 May 2006 (UTC) |
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| − | <br><br>Hey folks, why not come and join me in my '''[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy/sandpit|sandpit]]'''? It's more fun than my armpit. And now that all the charges have been dropped against me, it's safer than ever. |
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| − | <center><font size="large""><strong>This user carries a GUN. So should you. It's a dangerous world out there, and full of spiders.</strong></font></center> |
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| − | <center><font size="large""><strong>This user is a right CUN.T - shirts are available in the foyer.</strong></font></center> |
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| − | <h2 style="color:#f00">ANNOUNCEMENT</h2> |
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| − | '''Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy, humorologist, meteorologist and member of the royal society for the protection of wild birds is currently available for pantomime, parties, jumble sales and novelty telegrams: telephone Swindon, 222 2222 2 2 222 2''' |
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| − | <h2 style="color:#303546">THIS USER GOT A D+ FOR PUTTING ALL WORDS AND STUFF TOGETHER AND MAKING BIG LONG THINGS CALLED SENTENCES, FULL STOP.</h2> |
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| − | This user is a ''WRITER'' and he openly admits it in public, at bank queues, supermarkets, car washes, space hopper conventions and basically anywhere that someone will listen to him. |
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| − | Here's stuff what I wrote and things. |
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| − | *'''[[Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal]]'''' - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!<br> |
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| − | *'''[[Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner]]''' - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!<br> |
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| − | *'''[[Banana Skin Joke]]''' - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!<br> |
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| − | * '''[[Citizen Kong]]''' - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!!<br> |
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| − | * '''[[Bouncy Castle]]''' - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships]]''' - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Humosexual]]'''- FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | *''' [[Sausage Butty Batter Nugget]]'''- FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | *''' [[HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone]]'''- FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Pop Bomb]]'''- QUASI FEATURED! IT'S QUASI FEATURED! HALF HA! |
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| − | * '''[[The Dice Man]]'''- QUASI FEATURED! IT'S QUASI FEATURED! HALF HA! |
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| − | * '''[[But Seriously...]]'''- QUASI FEATURED! IT'S QUASI FEATURED! HALF HA! |
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| − | * '''[[Freudian Slip]]''' - QUASI FEATURED! IT'S QUASI FEATURED! HALF HA, HALF CHARITY - CHEERS BRAD! |
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| − | * [[Vangelis]] |
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| − | * [[March of the Penguin Brothers]] |
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| − | * [[Miami Animal Police]] |
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| − | * [[Good cop/Bad cop]] |
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| − | ====News==== |
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| − | * [[UnNews:Chas 'N' Dave Split Up. Thousands Mourn]] |
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| − | * [[UnNews:New York magician David Blaine to be filled with custard and fired into space]] |
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| − | * [[UnNews:Lute Restorer Goes Mad in Portugal]] |
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| − | * [[UnNews:Mel Gibson gets ripped on jelly babies and claims that the Welsh are all "mugnuggets"]] |
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| − | * [[UnNews:Idiot thown off plane in France]] |
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| − | * [[UnNews:Thailand now 60% "less funny"]] |
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| − | ====Books==== |
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| − | * [[Unbooks:Ill Met By Moonlight]] |
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| − | * [[UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders]] |
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| − | '''I didn't start this, but I did step all over it like a drunken rhino''' |
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| − | * '''[[On a stick]]''' (The choc ice bit, the enemies nit and the walrus bit) - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Uncyclopedia_is_the_worst]]''' (F) The 'Trained Scientist' bit - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Handgun]]''' - made it non-lethal - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Rogue Punchlines]]''' Scrub down - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Blame somebody else]]''' Scrub down - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[HowTo:Get Banned]]''' Added intro to make into fuller piece - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Universal Remote Control Everything 3000]]''' - Fairly substantial additions - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Rap]]''' - Intro and Gustav Mahler stuff - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Memento]]''' - Added a man with a gun - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Martin Van Buren]]''' - Made some tweaks which turned its fortune. - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Jackson Pollock]]''' - Dribbled all over it. - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Argos]]''' - 30% of. - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Gaydar]]''' - Spruced it up. - FEATURED! IT'S FEATURED! HA HA!! |
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| − | * '''[[Edvard Munch]]''' Complete rewrite - QUASI FEATURED! IT'S QUASI-FEATURED! HALF HA! |
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| − | * [[Gonzo Journalism]] - Fairly substantial re-write of one of my favorite articles on the site |
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| − | * [[Ambiguity]] (Getting to the point + A simple explanation of...) |
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| − | * [[Psychic]] This was a former [[VFD]] page that I rewrote and saved, like a capricious god. It's also been very nicely polished by [[User:Famine|Famine]]. |
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| − | * [[Uri Geller]] Complete rewrite |
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| − | * [[Mount Everest]] Complete rewrite |
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