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===What does Gwax hate?===
===What does Gwax hate?===
Tangled phone cords.
Tangled phone cords.
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===What is Gwax's sexual orientation?===
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He is gay.
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===What line would Gwax like to see added to all articles?===
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"Let's lynch black people."
===What does Gwax do in his free time?===
===What does Gwax do in his free time?===
“4 out of 5 grues prefer Gwax over other adventurers.” “4 out of 5 trucks prefer Gwax over turtle wax.” “Beep, beep, beep, beep.” User:Gwax/sig2 is a man, or maybe a dragon, or perhaps a robot. He might actually just be a figment of his own twisted imagination but we don't really want to bother arguing with him because he tends to be kind of loud.
The Rules
Gwax lives by a very strict set of rules:
1. When you're chucking a danish, everything is a cop car.
2. When in doubt, go left.
3. When in doubt, buy double.
4. Even floors do not exist.
5. Apathy is the lazy man's whatever.
FAQ
Here are some answers to some questions that no one actually asks:
Is Gwax a robot?
Yes.
Can he transform?
Yes.
Has Gwax ever been eaten by a Grue?
23 times and counting.
Is Gwax religious?
No, he is a Zen Discordian .
Is Gwax a samurai?
No, but he wishes he were.
Is Gwax a vigilante?
Yes, but only in the context of editing Uncyclopedia.
Is Gwax insane?
Maybe .
What does Gwax like?
3
What does Gwax hate?
Tangled phone cords.
What is Gwax's sexual orientation?
He is gay.
What line would Gwax like to see added to all articles?
"Let's lynch black people."
What does Gwax do in his free time?
Play Zork , play Go , play craps and build Pigs from kits .
Is Gwax the Messiah?
No, Todd and gwax lost the last election.
Has Gwax ever been to war?
Yes, he was a hero of the cow war of 1927a -1927i .
Did Gwax really help invent turpentine?
Yes, it is largely his fault..
Who are Gwax's heroes?
The Tick , Emperor Norton I and Optimus Prime .
Where does Gwax hail from?
Parts unknown, or maybe Eastern Massachusetts .
Would Gwax like a sandwich?
Yes, please.
Can I poison the sandwich?
If by "poison" you mean, "add bacon to", then sure.
Has Gwax ever killed a man just to watch him die?
No, the jerk had it coming to him.
Has Gwax ever died?
Yes.
Does Gwax know what the afterlife is like?
No, he was lying about having died.
Does Gwax lie often?
No.
Was that a lie?
No.
How about that, was that a lie?
Shut up!
Contact Information
User talk:Gwax : it's just that simple.
Technical Achievements
You may investigate all of the contributions that Gwax has made since registering.
Awards
Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!Now go play in traffic.
Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your pioneer contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home .
Notes
gwax is forgetful, so he maintains a bunch of notes to himself. Most notably, gwax maintains a to do list.
To Do List
Play
Figure Out
Where my mother fucking cheese go at?
Why Template:Q and possibly all <code> sections have a very slight grey background.
Investigate
