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“When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. But when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.”
~ Bill McNeal on Growing Up

April Goals (feel free to add goals for Gerry!)

1. more colonization!
Great Britain
working on Barack Obama
2. don't forget conservation week!
1. Stone the Israeli Tank
2. AIDS (Space Program)
3. Kingfisher
4. James Randi
3. do more pees
one two three four five six seven eight nine
3a. and clean up the lavatory! it smells!
4. signpost!
signpost! more signpost! more more signpost! still more more signpost!
5. improve the 'on this day' template. it's on the front page, and it's not funny.
4/1 4/8 4/9 (conservation week) 4/28 4/29
6. articles being actively worked on
Tremors, my first-born and heir to the cheevers legacy
Robert Shaw!
7. avoid small planes
8. re-organize the comma brigade


(currently organized alphabetically by height) bold = featured , italic = quasi-featured

Original Articles (13.5)

Tremors | Gerry Cheevers | DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations | Red Baron | Robert Shaw | Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors | Dumb and Dumber | C-3PO | Gemini | Bomb Shelter | Cactus | Pie Chart | Mousetrap | Goldfish co-authored with Cap'n Ben

Rewrites (9)

Alaska | NASA #2 Oct '08! | Pet Rock: The Video Game | Monty Hall problem | Is the bear a Catholic? | Stone the Israeli Tank | AIDS (Space Program) | Kingfisher | James Randi

HowTo: (1)

How to: Be a Douchebag

Colonizations (4)

Al Gore #1 Mar '09! | Jew | Michael Jackson | Great Britain

UnNews (17)

UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others | UnNews:Discovery of caves on Mars sparks Space Race II | UnNews:Uncyclopedia launches first satellite | UnNews:Iraq detainees suffering from 'excessive boredom' | UnNews:Saudi woman flogged for being gang raped | UnNews:Santa Claus missing, officials fear worst | UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange | UnNews:Local man rescues dozens from vampire peacock | UnNews:Dog to run for mayor of Alabama town, despite mudslinging | UnNews:Controversy arises over team nickname | UnNews:Ice cream discovered on Mars | UnNews:NYC cracks down on strays, introduces fleet of 'dog sweepers' | UnNews:Hyrule physicists report quantum fluctuations | UnNews:Scientists discover link between Daylight Savings and Global Warming | UnNews:Sharks invade cleaner beaches | UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes | UnNews:Congress questions Senator's knighthood

Images (13)

Armstrong on the Moon | Aushwattz 4000 | Dragons on Mars | Puppy Cannon | Spudnik | Terror Alert Chart | You've Got Platoon | Vampire Peacock | Bobby Orr | Pie Chart | Men at Work | Link Mugshot | Cactus (by Billy)


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About Me

I am, in fact, not Gerry Cheevers himself. I may have been him in a past life, although that is unlikely as Cheevers is in fact still alive at this point. I am, however, a 22-year old astronomy major from Boston who enjoys alternative rock and candlepin bowling. I stumbled across uncyclopedia one day, and have been unable to tear myself away from it since. My goal is essentially to make people laugh as hard as I laughed when I first read the article on Bears. If I can be 1/10th as humorous as that, then I have succeeded. I like to aimlessly wander around uncyclopedia. I think I might be physically addicted. Help! Every once in a while I get motivated enough to churn out a full article. I also like to help out fellow uncyclopedians, so if you're ever looking for a rewrite, Pee Review, cool template, or any kind of opinion on anything, I'm your man. Satisfaction is guaranteed![1]

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whose cruel idea was it to put the letter 's' in the word 'lisp'?


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