User:Gerrycheevers

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Gerry is ready to believe you!

“Whenever I go to do something, I ask myself: would an idiot do this? And if they would... I do not do that thing.”

~ Dwight Schrute on being an idiot

August Goals (feel free to add goals for Gerry!)

1. write something, will ya?

UnNews:Ice cream discovered on Mars

NASA (rw)

Bomb Shelter

UnNews:Hyrule physicists report quantum fluctuations

2. expand your horizons. all you write is unnews and mainspace articles!

HowTo:Build a Better Mousetrap

3. awesomeification.

signpost! more signpost!

killing Template:Math and resurrecting it's corpse into some form of math-zombie

Contributions

(currently organized alphabetically by height) bold = featured , italic = quasi-featured

Original Articles (11)

Tremors | Gerry Cheevers | DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations | Red Baron | Robert Shaw | Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors | Dumb and Dumber | C-3PO | This Week's Horoscopes | Gemini | Bomb Shelter

Rewrites (2)

Alaska | NASA

HowTo: (2)

How to: Be a Douchebag | HowTo:Build a Better Mousetrap

UnNews (13)

UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others | UnNews:Discovery of caves on Mars sparks Space Race II | UnNews:Uncyclopedia launches first satellite | UnNews:Iraq detainees suffering from 'excessive boredom' | UnNews:Saudi woman flogged for being gang raped | UnNews:Santa Claus missing, officials fear worst | UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange | UnNews:Local man rescues dozens from vampire peacock | UnNews:Dog to run for mayor of Alabama town, despite mudslinging | UnNews:Controversy arises over team nickname | UnNews:Ice cream discovered on Mars | UnNews:NYC cracks down on strays, introduces fleet of 'dog sweepers' | UnNews:Hyrule physicists report quantum fluctuations

Images (11)

Armstrong on the Moon | Aushwattz 4000 | Dragons on Mars | Puppy Cannon | Spudnik | Terror Alert Chart | You've Got Platoon | Vampire Peacock | Bobby Orr | Pie Chart | Men at Work

About Me

I am, in fact, not Gerry Cheevers himself. I may have been him in a past life, although that is unlikely as Cheevers is in fact still alive at this point. I am, however, a 21-year old astronomy major from Boston who enjoys alternative rock and candlepin bowling. I stumbled across uncyclopedia one day, and have been unable to tear myself away from it since. My goal is essentially to make people laugh as hard as I laughed when I first read the article on Bears. If I can be 1/10th as humorous as that, then I have succeeded. I like to aimlessly wander around uncyclopedia. I think I might be physically addicted. Help! Every once in a while I get motivated enough to churn out a full article. I also like to help out fellow uncyclopedians (especially fellow n00bs), so if you're ever looking for a rewrite, Pee Review, cool template, or any kind of opinion on anything, I'm your man. Satisfaction is guaranteed!^[1]

Wandering Rant of the Week

why do people always rush to get into an elevator first? if you're in a rush, wouldn't it make more sense to get in last, so you could get out first?

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Awards

Noob of the Moment August 2007

Potatochopper of the Month December 2007

Golden Urinal You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work. Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

Featured Article: UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Alaska This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Red Baron This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Image: Armstrong_moon.JPG This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

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1. ↑ Guarantee is not a Guarantee.