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'''Colonel "Raven" Swordman''' (usu. '''Colonel Swordman''') is an alias this user employs when posting in forums and writing articles online. While his real name is not to be revealed, he is known to be a research student working for a South Australia-based University. Ocassionally, he edits articles for Uncyclopedia.org despite the website's affinity for [[Rocky Mountain Oysters|dry sex jokes]], [[Goatse|internet memes]] (which Colonel Swordman mockingly refers to as "geek jokes") and [[Euroipods|outright nonsense]].
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'''Colonel "Raven" Swordman''' (usu. '''Colonel Swordman''') is a gay alias of a motherfucker this user employs when posting in forums and writing articles online. While his real name Red Dick Santa Clause, he is known to be a research gay student working for a South Australia-based University. Ocassionally, he sucks dick or edits articles for Uncyclopedia.org despite the website's affinity for [[Rocky Mountain Oysters|dry sex jokes]], [[Goatse|internet memes]] (which Colonel Swordman mockingly refers to as "geek jokes") and [[Euroipods|outright nonsense]].
   
 
==Colonisation==
 
==Colonisation==

Revision as of 23:11, July 2, 2006

Colonel "Raven" Swordman
-- The personification of arrogance and evil
Colonisation | Marks of Destruction | Schemes of Shadow | Emity Corner | Death Request


This user is about to pop suicide pills

Sorry folks! I have get a few urgent things to get done, so I won't be around probably until late July.

This pseudo-template was placed here by/at/on Colonel Swordman 15:42, 23 June 2006 (UTC)


Colonel "Raven" Swordman (usu. Colonel Swordman) is a gay alias of a motherfucker this user employs when posting in forums and writing articles online. While his real name Red Dick Santa Clause, he is known to be a research gay student working for a South Australia-based University. Ocassionally, he sucks dick or edits articles for Uncyclopedia.org despite the website's affinity for dry sex jokes, internet memes (which Colonel Swordman mockingly refers to as "geek jokes") and outright nonsense.

Colonisation

Here is a list of articles/templates contributed by Col.swordman:

List of Col.swordman's contributions
Title Proportion Contribution includes
"Asian People" part some restructuring
"Australia" part paragraphs, pictures and templates
"Australians" part paragraphs, chart
"a'Straiya" scripting amalgamation of two old templates
"Baghdad Bob sponsored" whole (original - 0302, 15.05.2006) template
"Bullet" whole (except scripting) category and userbox
"Cavalry" whole (original - 1924, 31.12.2005) entire article
"Crimefaith" whole (original - 1859, 05.12.2005) template
"Goodfaith" whole (original - 1755, 05.12.2005) template
"Hong Kong" whole (rewrite - 0023, 11.05.2006) article and template
"How to sign up online for a non-existent gift" whole (original - 1909, 23.05.2006) article and pictures
"iRaq Pocket PC, the" part merging 2 old articles, expanded content
"Orwell's World of Superpowers" whole (original - 0014, 11.05.2006) template
"Teacher" part restructuring, "Physical Laws" and picture
"User Asian" whole (original - 2336, 04.05.2006) userbox
"The Veronicas" whole (original - 1441, 04.05.2006) article and picture
"WorkChoices" whole (original - 0306, 08.12.2006) article and pictures

Marks of Destruction

Babes (hot and not)

Picture Descriptions Picture Descriptions
THE AD - 100% made in Australia, by a foreigner (me of course) Poking fun at The Veronicas / Archie cross-over

Politics-related

Picture Descriptions Picture Descriptions
Protected by law Not protected by law
Tung bush Chiecf Executive Tung, President Bush and a chimp The sacred flag of HK-SAR
SARS Evil John Howard

Numbers and figures

Picture Descriptions Picture Descriptions
A made-up version of Australia's demographic pattern

Schemes of Shadow

See also: Colonel Swordman's Uncyclopedia work log


Colonel Swordman's to-do list:

Title Descriptions
currently incoherent and confusing
It needs more than just bullet points.
currently a-wreck
We need one.

Death Request

E-mail: Col_Swordman@yahoo.com.au

Note:

  • Do not sent any email to Colonel Swordman as regards friend-making, dating, etc.
  • Do not sent any email to Colonel Swordman as regards commercial offers, bargains and the like.
  • Do not sent anthing that has been circulating on the internet to Colonel Swordman.


Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Cs-box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7.
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