User:Col.swordman

This user is about to pop suicide pills Sorry folks! I have get a few urgent things to get done, so I won't be around probably until late July.

Colonel "Raven" Swordman (usu. Colonel Swordman) is a gay alias of a motherfucker this user employs when posting in forums and writing articles online. While his real name Red Dick Santa Clause, he is known to be a research gay student working for a South Australia-based University. Ocassionally, he sucks dick or edits articles for Uncyclopedia.org despite the website's affinity for dry sex jokes, internet memes (which Colonel Swordman mockingly refers to as "geek jokes") and outright nonsense.

Colonisation

Here is a list of articles/templates contributed by Col.swordman:

Marks of Destruction

Babes (hot and not)

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	THE AD - 100% made in Australia, by a foreigner (me of course)		Poking fun at The Veronicas / Archie cross-over

Politics-related

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	Protected by law		Not protected by law
	Chiecf Executive Tung, President Bush and a chimp		The sacred flag of HK-SAR
	SARS		Evil John Howard

Numbers and figures

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	A made-up version of Australia's demographic pattern

Schemes of Shadow

See also: Colonel Swordman's Uncyclopedia work log

Colonel Swordman's to-do list:

Death Request

E-mail: Col_Swordman@yahoo.com.au

Note:

• Do not sent any email to Colonel Swordman as regards friend-making, dating, etc.
• Do not sent any email to Colonel Swordman as regards commercial offers, bargains and the like.
• Do not sent anthing that has been circulating on the internet to Colonel Swordman.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7.