User:Col.swordman

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Colonel 2.0 - The Return of Colonel Schwertfechter
 
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[[Image:Germancolonel.jpg|Colonel Schwertfechter]]
 
 
Name: (classified)
 
 
Rank: Colonel
 
 
Also known as:
 
*Col.swordman
 
*Colonel Swordman
 
*ColSchwertfechter
 
*Colonel Schwertfechter
 
 
Joined: 11 November 2005
 
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<span style="font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold">18 November 2007</span>
 
*Yep, here I am again. After a year of inactivity, I have decided to come back here for a change. I still maintain my view that most users here, frequent or otherwise, are as juvenile as they were few years ago even as far as their taste for humour is concerned. The only reason I am back here in this barren wasteland of a wiki is this nifty user space that I can use for my own advantage. Of course, I will still make a few contributions here and there in the main space every now and then, but don't expect they are going to be something you, likely as a child, could understand or appreciate. Remember, the last thing I care about is what you have to say about the word "funny". If I want to amuse myself with some [[Fisher Price|expletive one-liners]], I'll simply go to the nearest truckie hang-out, or a local high school, for that matter. So, no, thanks! Your voice doesn't really count - go away.
 
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