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==Oh Dear...==
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==Not quite here, but... almost==
[[Image:Evileye trans.png|right|thumb|Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!]]
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[[Image:Evileye trans.png|right|thumb|Beware! The evil eye is upon thee, your future is in your hands, ''etc, etc.'']]
   
Hello, {{BASEPAGENAME}}, and '''[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|welcome]]''' to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your [[Special:Contributions/{{BASEPAGENAME}}|contributions]] - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Hello, {{BASEPAGENAME}}, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions have been on the same axis as spam and vandalism. Which is not exactly uplifting. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
   
 
*[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|Beginner's Guide]]
 
*[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|Beginner's Guide]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies|Our vanity policies]]: Why we don't want articles about your friends, and probably not about your school
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*[[Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies|Our vanity policies]]: why it is not a good idea to make an article about yourself or your friends
 
*[[Uncyclopedia:Vandalism is pointless|If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!]]
 
*[[Uncyclopedia:Vandalism is pointless|If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!]]
 
*'''''[[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|How to be funny and not just stupid]]'''''
 
*'''''[[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|How to be funny and not just stupid]]'''''
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*[[Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, but were afraid to ask|Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask]]
 
*[[Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, but were afraid to ask|Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask]]
 
*[[Help:Contents|Help Pages]] - if you need help with a specific issue
 
*[[Help:Contents|Help Pages]] - if you need help with a specific issue
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please '''[[:Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Sign your posts on talk pages|sign your name]]''' on talk pages using four tildes (~~<nowiki/>~~) or use the "sign" button ([[Image:Button sig.png]]) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
 
   
If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an '''[[Uncyclopedia:Active Admins|admin]]''' on their talk page, rather than going [[bat fuck insane|bat-fuck-insane]]. Alternatively you can ask at the '''[[Forum:Village Dump|Dump]]''', or add the following: <code><nowiki>{{help}}</nowiki></code> to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!&nbsp;
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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~<nowiki/>~~) or use the "sign" button ([[Image:Button sig.png]]) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an '''[[Uncyclopedia:Active Admins|admin]]''' on his/her talk page. Alternatively you can add the following: <code><nowiki>{{help}}</nowiki></code> to this talk page along with a message and users will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!&nbsp;

Latest revision as of 19:42, October 26, 2013

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Beware! The evil eye is upon thee, your future is in your hands, etc, etc.

Hello, Anton199, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions have been on the same axis as spam and vandalism. Which is not exactly uplifting. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on his/her talk page. Alternatively you can add the following: {{help}} to this talk page along with a message and users will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! 

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