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Alrighty, people, it's the big one. The Booker Prize of Uncyclopedia, just like Writer of the Month, but for the whole year. It's the coveted Uncyclopedia Writer of the Year page!

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated:

  • You cannot nominate yourself, but you can vote for yourself if you are feeling greedy like.
  • You must have written some articles. This goes without saying, dummy.
  • You must be alive.
  • Winners announced at the end of January. Probably.

Super prizes

  • A place in the Hallowed halls of Uncyclopedia for all time.
  • A shiny template.
  • Respect of your peers.
  • A smack on the head from everyone else.

Past Winners

Official nominations for 2008

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +9
  • Nom. Cajek is crazy. Cajek is the craziest loon on this site, and has written more articles this year than Saturn's rings have little pieces of rock. He never writes the same way twice, and has executed some of the wackiest, most hilarious first-person monologues that I've ever read. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:09, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Um Downright one of the best people on the site - a great writer and even more a great person who really made this a great place to be. He probably deserves this for that Japanese opera thing alone buuuuuut I can't decide between hiiiim aaaaannddd... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:44, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For per above. --Mnbvcxz 21:42, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For Fuck you TKF for nomming him before me. Cajek has been the living example of an Uncyclopedian writer this entire year, but I don't think we should hold that against him. My mind was made up months ago on this, and he still kept producing quality. -RAHB 03:15, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • I think WotY is the hardest thing to vote for on Uncyclopedia. Hell, choosing a President wasn't this hard. Cajek is one of my favorite writers on this site. I've seen every aspect of his freakish talent, both on this site and off of it. He's smart. He's talented. Most of all, he's fucking hilarious. Never does the man cease to make me laugh. His wit is that of one you could only find on a site like this. And yet...I'm not voting for Cajek. Every single nominee thus far deserves this award, and yet I can only cast one vote. Cajek, if you decide to come back to Uncyc and read this, know that I love you, buddy. In the butt, that is. Sir SysRq (talk) 03:55, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • ...shit. SysRq's right, this is a tough choice. Mhaille, Modus, So So, the Cap'n, so many of these guys are amazing writers. This year, though, has belonged to Cajek right from the start. He's consistently hilarious, every time he writes, and despite being on a bit of a hiatus right now, he deserves this. For. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 14:14, Jan 2
  • For As per TKF - Amy Rose 22:43, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • 'For All of his article made me laugh so hard that urine came out my nose. ~ Readmesoon 18:04, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For Cajek is my far one of the most creative, brilliant users I've ever seen on my extremely procrastinative (is that even a word?) life on this site. Oh, and also, literally everything SysRq said I could also say in equal measures. Except the not voting part. User:Fag/sig5 11:38, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For. What thekillerfroggy said. --Docile hippopotamus 00:48, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
  • As much as I'd love to vote for that Mhaille guy, or even MO, or the superslick writing machine that is PP, Cajek has been a busy boy this year. He was one of my nomination for UOTY, the fact that he is still in the running for WOTY as well shows his worth and his talent. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • Symbol for vote For. EVERYONE BOW DOWN!!! --Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 18:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

TheLedBalloon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom. Here's the man whose taught several fantastic writers, including one directly above him, everything he knew, and in the process created talented monsters. Not only is he an incredible writer whose written three of my all-time top five favorite articles, but he has a knack for spreading his love to his dedicated wing of protégés, too. Aside from fantastic writing, the most important characteristic of a fantastic writer is his influence, and TLB's influence is widespread and evident. Plus, he's a fantastic writer. He gets a nod from me. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:09, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Speech No. 2: TLB is easily among my favorite writers. I'll admit that I was nervous when he was opped, fearful that perhaps this unstoppable deluge of hilarious articles would subside and eventually dry up, as seems to happen with many good writers that are given bansteeqs. This was not the case with my funny, inflatable friend. Instead, he has mastered both parts of himself, and has become something more. It was an honor writing with him, and through that experience I learned more about just what kind of writer he is: a great writer. I'm not voting for Leddy, although it pains me not to. I love you, brah. In the butt. Sir SysRq (talk) 03:55, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For I recognise his name, therefore he must have been in the edit history of an article I like --Veggieburgerfish 23:26, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +18
  • Nom. Ever classy, ever prolific Mhaille. He's been the top banana on this site for three years, both as a writer and as an Uncyclopedian, and in this time he's hardly ever let up. Some people may excel at being crazy or unusual, but Mhaille's wit rarely falls down into the gutter. Even when he's writing his patented tasteless articles, his articles still exude a thick air of classiness, and executes the tastelessness in the most clever way you've ever seen. He's funny, highly versatile, and going strong since 2005. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:10, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
    • Eh... hate to be a jerk, but I'm changing my vote to for Mhaille, seeing as TLB's pretty much a lost cause, and if not him, I'd like to see Mhaille win this instead. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:29, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For the longest time, I was a stand-off observer of Mr. Mhaille. A bit of a secret admirer, if you will. I saw that this great force on Uncyclopedia that has carried this site for so long truly deserved everything he had earned. This is the personification of passion: Mhaille's full of it, and he shows us this in his writing. Recently, I have gotten to know Mhaille a little better through random encounters and whatnot. This has only furthered my view of him as both a strong pillar for the community, and an unstoppable force as a humorist. He's got it all. Mhaille's a great guy, a great op, and a great writer. I'm not voting for Mhaille. But if I'm writing nice little speeches for Cajek and Leddy, then Mhaille is just as deserving of my respect. I love you, man. Butt. Sir SysRq (talk) 03:55, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. - Writes good stuffs, most features etc. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:05, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For. 'Cos he promised me £10 if I did. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:23, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For. He deserves this award. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:37, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • If I could, I'd split my vote 50/50 between him and Modus, I would. And then I'd still have to give serious consideration to Cajek and Led. As I can't, however, after several minutes thought on the subject, I figured that Mhaille's articles consistently made me laugh more than anyone else's have done. Just. Add in the fact he's been going as long as anyone, and I'm going to have to vote for Mhaille. It's a ridiculously close race though. –—Hv (talk) 2/01 16:24
  • I seriously thought he won this award years ago. I was a bit amused that he was up for it again - deserving as he still is of it - until I just realized that he had never won it in the first place. Anyway, that should be changed forthwith, as Mhaille has not only been writing good articles and whatnot all year, but also last year, and the year before, and the year before, and the year before, and the year before. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:13, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For --Simon Brown (Talk) 22:06, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Parsat (talk / contribs) 04:08, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For Although others write well, Mhaille contributes to a very large and diverse number of different articles especially at new pages. Mhaille has created many articles, but he has had an influence on many. For that, he gets my vote. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:05, Jan 9
  • For - Mhaille's distinct style of writing, and even more distinct sense of humour makes for fantastic articles BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jan 13, 18:41
  • For - His writing is fantastic, and when he helps me with mine, it makes mine better.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 05:05, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For. It's Mhaille. It's always Mhaille. Even when I don't "get" his pages, because their all foreign 'n' shit, I know that they don't suck...because it's Mhaille. Everybody here deserves a vote, but only one of these people is Mhaille. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:19, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Dig. - Brilliant. Go on, my son. --THINKER 01:10, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Yes - --Knucmo2 14:52, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For when I say his name, I wonder if I have a cold. Am I saying his name right? OMG! AM I DYING????? --Kenvalyi 01:42, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He has touched me and countless others in places we never thought we would be touched. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:51, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For? --officer designate Club symbol Lugiatm Club symbol MUN NS CM ZM WH 18:35, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  • 4'. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 21:07, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Cap'n Ben (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:11, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Er Cap'n Ben, whom has been producing hilarious articles since nigh on the creation of time itself and managed to step up even more this year to fill the void left by users such as me who have been too busy/lazy/writers blocked to write any more stuff. I'll try to form a list of what he's written... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:47, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Funny, highly versatile, and going strong since 2005. Who else can you say that about on this site? FOR--S0.S0S.0S.0S0 22:15, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Touche, TKF, but seriously, the Cap'n kicked so much ass in this year of lazy writers. I thought he would be a lock for this... --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 01:18, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Moral support: I've got to go with So So this year, but Ben has also been fucking hilarious. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:23, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +20
  • Nom & For. He's probably the most consistently funny person on the site, writing real quality articles and chucklesome one-liners all over the place. Tends to brighten my day whenever I see him, although that could be the light reflecting off his gleaming naked body. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:37, Jan 1
  • PHWHORE As per above. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:24, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote F☭R SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:58, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • I know, this is getting real old (unless you have tl;dr'd my other speeches) for y'all, but there are just so many great nominees this year. However, this is my man. Modus is forever a symbol of genius in my mind. Everything from his talk page banter to his most recent articles and images demonstrates just how fucking funny this silly Canadian is. Modus is just one of those users that has always been here, has always been writing comedic gold, and is just fine with or without recognition. I've never seen him tire, I've never seen the quality of his works slip in the least. He's consistent. He just never runs out. Of the three other nominees I have taken the time to recognize, two have been ops. What Modus has in common with those ops is that they all are great at everything that they do. Modus gets things done, and still has time to write. He's a powerhouse, and is my ideal Uncyclopedian that I someday hope to be. I think we all aspire to be Modus in some form. As a writer, he is unstoppable, and it is for that reason that he has my vote. I love your butt. Sir SysRq (talk) 03:55, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For Per above, even though Cajek almost got my vote here. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 07:31, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Darn, but this was close. However, unlike the rest of the candidates, Modus is Modus. No one can compare to his seemingly limitless supply of jokes, be they one-liners, high-hat satires, side-splitting parodies, et cetera. The defense rests, your honor. Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:58, Jan 2
  • I vote for this guy. -- uncivilized Ape (whack) (Riot Porn) 21:09, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. IronLung 22:56, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. This man is made of God and win. --User:Bomb/sig 15:16, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Against. Because I'm confused how this works, exactly. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bradaphraser (talk • contribs) diff
  • For - I probably shouldn't be voting here, since I haven't really existed very much for the past six months or so. Though I suspected this hasn't been Modus's most prolific year, I have read some of his new stuff and it is great. He deserves this. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:43, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I never would have thought that casting a vote would be so painful as this, but it is. Not that Modus isn't great, he is, but everyone on this page (except moi) is terrific and deserves this award. Still, Modus' star is just that much brighter, because he makes it look so damn easy. And Canada deserves at least one major award for producing something of merit in 2008. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:46, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
But what about the Toronto Maple Leafs? --Kenvalyi 01:44, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Duh. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 08:06, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
  • The choice is clear! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:50, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Really tough choice, but For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:18, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For - For the 1 1/2 years I've been on this site, I've seen a large amount of featured articles. You don't always know what you'll get on the magical world of VFH, but if I see the author is good ol' Modus, I always know I'll love it, without exception. This year's candidates are incredibly hard to choose from, but basing this on consistency, I think Modus has it. Also, his Village Dump posts are always good for a chuckle. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 02:26, Jan 15
  • For - There are a lot of good writers here: shit. I thought about who I should vote for, and Modus's name kept coming up. I wish I had this guy's mind, because it's probably delicious. Definitely Modus... or Mhaille... or Led. [note: Thank you for nominating and voting for me, guys! Makes me feel good.]   Le Cejak <14:12 Jan 16, 2009>

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  • For User:Frenchfried
  • For. Modus is like maple syrup. On the outside he's all golden, sweet and sticky. On the inside however, he's all golden, sweet and sticky. This has nothing to do with the vote though. I just like pancakes. And Modus is the pancake of my life. Did I say that out loud? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:59, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For As many great writers there are to choose from today, i think modus takes the cake... I wonder if a pancake is considered a cake... I want pancakes. Wait, I want pancakes. /me goes to get pancakes. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:45, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Procopius (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1.5
  • Nom Even though he has been dead for a good majority of the year - coming back periodically to write a few newses and devour brains - I still believe he deserves this for being the most talented individual to ever grace this site. Because I'll never decide between Cajek and Cap'n Ben I'm going to vote for Procopius on principle. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:52, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  • 1/2 For on behalf of an IP. This is a totally illegal vote, and strike it if you feel you must, but I think it's clear at Talk:The white guy in All-4-One that Tony Borowiak, the white guy in All-4-One, editing as IP, would like to throw in his lot for Procopius. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:53, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

15Mickey20 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom I am a fan. Has done great work all year, especially on the tennis articles, and deserves, at the very least, a nom. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:25, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  • gah I strongly urge you all to vote for Mickey as he is without doubt one of the funniest people to ever grace this site, and has even stepped up in the last year making even more hilarious articles. However I am just too stuck to vote for Mickey over Cajek and Cap'n Ben. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:19, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • & For No one makes me laugh as consistantly, or as hard as Mickey does. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 07:12, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom and for Of my favorite 20 Uncyclopedia articles, So So has written at least six of them. This guy would be one of our national treasures if we were a nation of some sort. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:58, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:32, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5
  • Nom & for. Got the hang of this writing thing infuriatingly quickly. Hype dominates the list of my favourite articles of the year, with Turing Duck Test, Schindler's Listcruft and Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists just being the tip of the proverbial iceberg. --Christmas present 15Mickey20 Christmas-tree (Ho ho ho to Mickey)  11:35, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
  • FOR Despite being a liar (molecular biologists are way cooler), he's managed to get my attention in the past, and kept it there for a surprising amount of time. MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 23:51, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
  • FOR I went to random.org and told it to give me a random number between the total number of candidates. His number came up and so he gets my vote. Congrats, Hyperbole! Anyway, I may have gotten the total number of candidates wrong by plus or minus 1, because I often use zero-based arrays in Pascal and COBOL. But that's neither here nor there for this guy Hyperbole. Only the first or last guy in the list has any reason to complain. User:Rsnbrgr 23:53, 10 January 2009 (EST)
  • Thank you. I will treasure this particular vote always. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:35, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Prettiestpretty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom. Looking through PP's work earlier, I came to realise she's got a real wealth of quality articles out there, and I'd kind of forgotten just how much good stuff she's produced. Alas, my vote is cast elsewhere, and must remain there, but I think she's certainly worthy of a nom here at the very, very least. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:55, Jan 5
    Further comment: As some folks are putting comments all over this page, I thought I'd just make the one here. All the nominees here are awesome. I wouldn't complain if any of them won. I love the lot of them, and consider myself lucky to have read their best work and even to know some of them (as well as you can know someone you just edit the same wiki as.) This is the single hardest choice to make on this site, and it shows we have a real depth of talent. I'd just like to mention that, and the fact that if I met any of the people nominated on this page, I'd hug them for being great, and buy them a large measure of their favourite tipple. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:55, Jan 5
    6/10. /me golfclaps Sir SysRq (talk) 21:57, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
    Bows. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:59, Jan 5
    You are just to kind ~me weeps~ Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:48, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
  • For I have my reasons. - Bretthead
    Tell me so I can understand what I have done to deserve your support! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:48, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
    He wants to get laid. =] Sir SysRq (talk) 01:38, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
    Oh... Hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:17, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
    I wanted to get laid too, which is why I voted for Modus. I voted for you on PotY though, that's worth something. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:16, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
    Sex is overrated. Now, a disturbingly thorough knowledge of the ancient writings of Luo Guanzhong - there's something you can take to the bank. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:14, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
    So when do I get laid? - Bretthead
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