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Alrighty, people, it's the big one. The Booker Prize of Uncyclopedia, just like Writer of the Month, but for the whole year. It's the coveted Uncyclopedia Writer of the Year page!

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated:

  • You cannot nominate yourself, but you can vote for yourself if you are feeling greedy like.
  • You must have written some articles. This goes without saying, dummy.
  • You must be alive.
  • Winners announced at the end of January. Probably.

Super prizes

  • A place in the Hallowed halls of Uncyclopedia for all time.
  • A shiny template.
  • Respect of your peers.
  • A smack on the head from everyone else.

Past Winners

See Voting Record for Full Details

Official nominations for 2009

Guildensternenstein (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6 Nazi Footballing Douches
  • Decisions Decisions. I was cought up between sog and guildy and how I wish I could vote twice, but my vote goes to guildy I guess... Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 11:55, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. While I admire Sog1970 greatly for writing some great articles, and one of the first articles that I really enjoyed (and pee-reviewed...illegally), I'd have to give it to Guildmeister for writing tons of articles I really liked, most notably, The MGS series, Barack Obama's teleprompter, David Lynch, Quentin Tarantino, and Sergio Leone. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Matfen815 (talk • contribs)
  • Ankh smite Douchebag. Fetu+Img 1186786828=Uncle-john 04:28,3January,2010
  • 1/2 For As I'm split between two very worthy candidates, I'm giving half my vote here. Many laugh out loud moments, and one of the writers I find it hardest to review as everything he does is top notch before I get a look at it. Pup
    • I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to do that... -RAHB 00:54, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
    • Pick a horse. Just one. Yes, Uncyclopedians are horses. Whinny! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:09, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
      • For Okay, I'm giving a full vote to Guildy, because he came first in the alphabet. Pup
  • You have to. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 20:45, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 13
  • Nom - one of the more talented writers I had the pleasure of encountering. Silly, drunk and somewhat handsome, makes him one hell of a writer. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:24, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Heez mai heero. sausage lol 07:21, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Awww, I wanted to nominate him... Man you guys are fast!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:42, 1 January 2010
  • Symbol for vote per above he has 33.5 featured articles, 35.5 if you include those written under sockpuppets and/or the influence of alcohol. --Mn-z 00:33, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Yeah, what they said. One of my favorite writers.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 02:26, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dear Sweet God Yes. -RAHB 13:00, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Welp. I was torn between Hype and Sog for this as they're both deserving of the award. I gave my vote to Sog, but I wouldn't be upset to see Hype win either. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:36, 2 Jan
  • For --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:36, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Yes. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:22, Jan 2
  • Symbol for vote At laaaaasst ♪...... My lo-oo-ove has come along ♫.......... IronLung 20:35, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Strong for. Definitely one of the funniest people here. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:30, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Strong For. Due respect to Guildy and the rest, but Hype is one of the best things to happen to this site. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:04, Jan 3 2010
  • For. It's Hype. It has to be Hype - he knows funny, simple as that. Dragon Warrior is my favourite article of the year by a distance, and he's written so many of my favourite articles on this site that I can't vote for anyone else this year. Mhaille not having won this award is going to be Uncyc's equivalent of Hitchcock not getting the best Director Oscar; Guildy has had a stellar year; Sog delivers consistent quality; the other nominees are all excellent writers - but Hype has delivered more genuine laugh out loud moments than anyone else, and I salute him! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:32, Jan 3
  • For. Gah. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃ 12:34 January 4
  • Dig the golden endorsement. Let it be noted that I saw his greatness from very early on, and were I still slumming around here on a more-than-passive basis, I'm sure we would've written some great works together. However, as I have ascended, I'll just sum up my praise as such: Hyperbole gets it, presents it brilliantly, and makes me fucking laugh. Welcome to the executive lounge my friend; your monogrammed smoking jacket awaits you in the cigar parlour. --THINKER 03:19, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Sog1970 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  • Nom - You don't really hear much about Sog. And that is because the guy doesn't do anything but churning out quality pieces. He writes `em good, he writes `em plenty and he is one of the nicer people around here. All in all, a winning combination. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:28, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite Bless. As per above. Also, this guy's style of humour is my favourite. Guildy and Hype are excellent writers, no doubt, but Sog.. is OUTSTANDING SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 08:59 • Friday, 1-01-2010
  • For My little bro and author of More featured articles than I can count without first removing my shoes and socks and counting my toes. My Mother really liked Lady-Gardening -- I'mthedaddy 17:43, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For Since I first saw Soggy's writings, I have been a fan of his work.He deserves the award in my view. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:15, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I always try to avoid reviewing his articles these days, since almost every single one is feature worthy before it comes to PEE review. It is always a pleasure to read his work which makes him more than deserving of this award. Guildy and Hype are both brilliant writers but Sog has impressed me time and time again with his writing and that gets him my vote. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:39, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Ever since appearing on the radar this guy has done nothing but churn out quality articles at an alarming rate. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:33, 2 Jan
  • For this guy. Props to Hyperbole, and I almost did vote for that guy because he is very very good, but Sog narrowly edges out. And while I do admire Guildenisniteninkienien for his dedication to rewriting the same 3 articles over and over again and getting them mechanically featured as if it were routine, Sog came equally out of nowhere and proved to be unique, diverse, and much more talented. But Hyperbole rules too. But so does this guy. Also, Mhaille is awesome. He needs more votes too. But Sog should win because he's the best. But if not him, then Hyperbole. Or Mhaille. But definitely Sog. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:35, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
    • First of all, I write the same six articles over and over again, get it right. Secondly, insulting me unprovoked for no reason won't change the fact that no one likes you, nor will it make your erect penis any longer than 3-and-a-third inches, so you should probably just cut the shit. Asshat. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:32, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nomination and Vote - There are always popular writers, very few can claim to have shaped how the sites articles have formed, nor had such a track record of having some of the best material on the site.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:24, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • For - This is for writing, amongst many many great articles, my favourtie of them all: Prog Rock. --Thehallway 17:58, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Orian57 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom+For Had 16 featured articles, and of those three were featured on consecutive days. There's no reason for him to not be nominated for Writer of the Year. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (22:50 01-1-2010)
  • Comment I'll wait untill I've cought up on some of the recent features before I go blowing my own cock, but I would like to say that I'm thrilled to be nomminated. :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:39 2 January 2010
  • Easiest For vote I ever made. User:Fag/sig5 22:04, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • 1/2 For Although he's been a little quieter over the past couple of months, Orian is one of the writers I look forward to reading, and greatly admire. Pup
  • Further comment I'm warm fuzzy feeling :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:49 4 January 2010

PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom. Not going to vote yet, but Puppy's written some friggin' awesome stuff, and deserves at least to be nominated. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:16, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment As much as I'm honoured to be nommed, I'm actually torn between voting for Guildy, Sog, Orian, Hyperbole, and MacMania. So... ummm... all bribes are happily accepted. Pup
    I'll be your fuck-pig.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:58 2 January 2010
    I'm never eating bacon again. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 03:47, Jan 3 2010
    All the bribes are in... How do you have a half fuck pig? Pup
  • For I don't find myself enough competent to judge who is best here as I joined the project near the end of the year but... I feel sorry for Puppy who's been whitewashed (till now).... PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 20:32, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote FORE! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:31, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

GlobalTourniquet (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. So does this guy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:16, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Spiritual Support. Hyperbole has my vote, which really sucks because I'd love to vote for GT. So if any of you just happen to hate Hyperbole for some reason, I urge you to vote for GlobalTourniquet. Alfred Hitchcock is one of my favorite articles of the year. Fuck it, one of my favorites in any year. And God dammit GT, when I get back from Florida we're having that fucking Gin and Tonic. -RAHB 13:00, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

MacMania (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

DrStrange (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. I haven't been around long enough to study everyone's complete work and vote, but the good Doctor has written many of the best articles I've read here and well deserves, imnho, a nomination for this shiny bucket. Aleister in Chains

Monika (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom. she made the bleach arctcle into lame into LAMO i couldt dtop laf\phing after i read what she wrote. and its not just funny but extremely clever. --Metallavery 05:28, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

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