Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month

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Writer of the Month trophy

This is it. The big one. The Oscar of Uncyclopedia. Writer of the month. The "Chronies", if you will. And it is the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

  • Be a registered member.
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have written at least three "full" articles.
  • Be born in the United States (sorry, that's for President, but it helps)

Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.

Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page.
  • Fancy template to put on your user page.
  • 1 gallon of ice cream!
  • Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!
  • We can make it a pint.
  • No cone though

Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Past Winners

stillwatersChronarionRadicalXLeeHarveyKennedycarlbFamineCap'n BenRangeleyKPSavethemoosesDavid GerardTodd LyonsDougMhailleHindleyiteBradaphraserTompkinsHardwick FundlebuggyImrealizedProcopiusSquiggleENeGMAModusoperandiOne-eyed JackPrettiestprettyBraydieShandonElectrified mocha chinchillaLjlegoThe ThinkerTheLedBalloonZombiebaron

For full details, see Past Winners

Official Nominations for November

THE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 poorly spelled userpages

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8 flamboyant fonts and colors employed in a single article

So So (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: SIXTEEN So
  • Nomination and For. This man/woman/user totally deserves this award, and has deserved it for several months. Time after time, the immense charisma of other users has left So So in the mud, crying. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:13, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • YES, about damn time. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:09, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • If you don't give him the fucking award, I'll execute every last one of you. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:18, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:23, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Per last month, and per every month following until he wins the damn thing! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:55, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For great justice! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:12, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For yet again. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:42, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
  • I say we string up everybody that doesn't vote for. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:51, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for What? He still hasn't won? At this point So So should have won this, like, eight times over. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:05, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For He should have won this before I joined the site. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs -20:50, Nov 13
  • Comment + GAAAH! How come So So has to be winning now, when I don't vote for him?! D: --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:45, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For He deserves it far more than I do. Don't make him wait another month!!!!111 --THE 22:30, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • This is ridiculous, but thankfully it looks like no bandwagon users are nommed so finally quality may shine. Shine on, silver...quality... SO SO FOR PREZ! (And THE, you know that its you next month) --THINKER 22:48, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For with a proposition to form a category of users who love Fire hydrant, since there seem to be so many as judging by last month's votes. Maybe "Hydries?" — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:04, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For Because I have to honor the promise to myself to honor this writer. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:48, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For SHIIIINE OOOOON You CRAAAAAAZY DIIIIAAAAAMOOOOOOOOND! -RAHB 06:05, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Æ 14:48, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For Like it matters now... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:20, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
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