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Writer of the Month trophy

This is it. The big one. The Oscar of Uncyclopedia. Writer of the month. The "Chronies", if you will. And it is the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

  • Be a registered member.
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Have written at least five "full" articles.
  • Be born in the United States (sorry, that's for President, but it helps)

Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.

Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • Spotlight on front page.
  • Fancy template to put on your user page.
  • 1 gallon of ice cream!
  • Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!
  • We can make it a pint.
  • No cone though

Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Past Winners

stillwatersChronarionRadicalXLeeHarveyKennedycarlbFamineCap'n BenRangeleyKPSavethemoosesDavid GerardTodd LyonsDougMhailleHindleyiteBradaphraserTompkinsHardwick FundlebuggyImrealizedProcopiusSquiggleENeGMAModusoperandiOne-eyed JackPrettiestprettyBraydieShandonElectrified mocha chinchillaLjlegoThe ThinkerTheLedBalloonZombiebaronSo So

For full details, see Past Winners

Official Nominations for December

THE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6HE
  • Nom and For This guy's been cranking out quality articles for six months now. If anyone on the site deserves this award, it's this 3-year-old genius.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:37, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • DIG Absolutely. He works hard to make readers laugh. --THINKER 20:03, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • ForD Quality stuffs - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 22:38, Dec 2
  • FOR! One of the best around. -RAHB 08:01, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Naming yourself after a featured article has got to be nominal determinism of some sort. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:48, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment: The was never featured..... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:51, Dec 8
      • I think they just featured the word "the" one day. It confuses me. --THE 21:54, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
        • Yeah, back when Uncyc was new they realized that the word "the" (which is, grammatically, an article) was the best "article" on the site. So they threw it, by itself, into the feature box. I say "they" because this was before even I showed up, and I've been around a while. User:Wehpudicabok/sig2 18:34, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~ Mordillo where is my GOD DAMN? 15:27, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 12 __NOCAJEK__
  • Nom & For - I bet you he has written more quality articles than any other Uncyclopedian in the past month. --Æ 18:28, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Hasn't slowed down since last month a bit. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:40, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Agreed. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:08, Dec 1
  • For --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:37, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He don't stop crankin' out them articles. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:17, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:57, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Tres Funny (13.58, 8 December 2007)
  • Pro-Cajek =D of course User:Fag/sig
  • For The quantity of articles from the Cajek factory this month has been incredible. Although some of them have been a bit on the random side, there has easily been enough excellent stuff to justify this award. (Hang on, we're going to give Cajek a GUN??? Wonder if he'll be banned at the time if he gets it???) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:56, Dec 23
  • For. Keep up the good work! User:Wehpudicabok/sig2 23:53, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Quite fond of Cajek's work and of his warm apple pie. And yes, that's a euphemism. Mmm. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:03, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I left my vote 'til the end of the month as all of the nominees are damn good in my eyes, and I wanted to see who cranked out the most good stuff. Need I have bothered? The volume of stuff pumped out by Cajek's Madness Factory is incredible, and a good deal of it makes me laugh. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:12, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Thekillerfroggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7KF
  • Nom + For = TKF has been "on", so to speak, in this past month. He hasn't had an incredibly high amount of features, but with juggling an incredible amount of sitework with his extremely amusing article-writery, there is no equal. TKF for me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:07, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 3 @ 22:43)
  • For --THE 21:55, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - The funny level of his stuff is way up there --MaddMax 01:19, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Because whoring is funny, and you whored and I'm not going to slap you for it like you slapped me. --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:10, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • For Christmas cheer through all the year! That's what TKF brings. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:03, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
  • One of those writers who spends longer working on improving other people's articles, rather than seeking presonal glory via the Halls of VFH. A gentleman, a scholar and a drunk most weekdays. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
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