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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

VFD: Where bad articles go to get recycled.

Pages for Deletion


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


  • Nah... Conniving 23:52, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
  • 666 (number) was vandalized into a redirect to 666. I am reverting this now. Pentium5dot1 02:21, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
    • After performing the reversion, 666 (number) seems to be very similar to 666, but they both have long histories, so I'm not sure what exactly the situation is (page move?). Please clarify whether you want 666 (number) also nominated for deletion; if not, 666 needs to be turned into a redirect to the UnTimeline after it is deleted. Pentium5dot1 02:24, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Redirect. per Pentium.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 04:00, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Canadian Tire Money


Automated telephone systems

  • Keep - What? It's a game. Click the fourth option. Could be longer though. Conniving 23:54, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep I spot enormous potential in this. Enough to motivate me off my lazy butt (but only metaphorically) and rewrite it. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 03:32, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain Now if only it was bigger and more like a game, I suggest it be expanded and moved to the Game namespace. --NXWave 23:47, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Move. per NXWave.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 04:18, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • I just made a replacement for it: Automated Telephone System. I'm not nearly finished with it yet, as you can tell. I do urge you to press 5, though. That's the best part so far. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:57, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Michael Clarke Duncan

  • Del33t. -- The entire article is a picture of Michael Clarke Duncan. - User:Slavemaster2 - 2:56 PM ET 29 November 2007
  • Delete --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 21:39, Nov. 29, 2007
  • Delete--Æ 00:13, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete--MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:02, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Jimmy Carter

  • Raze Attracts Jimmy Carter haters the way poop attracts flies. The result is simply awful. Did I mention that it isn't funny? --CUN RA Talk to me _ 16:47, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Cruft. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 20:31, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 21:39, Nov. 29, 2007
  • Delete--Æ 00:13, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 01:42, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete-- A whole lot of not funny. Is it worth keeping this as an example to be random and not funny? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:08, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment I just noticed, but the first paragraph of the section "Presidency 1977-1981" seems at least a partial cut-and-paste from Wikipedia. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 16:47, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment I tend to disagree I think they stole it form here anyway. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 20:31, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Pink Moon

  • Del33t. -- Unfunny stub - User:Slavemaster2 - 5:53 PM 28 November 2007
  • There's a hole in this wall - Maybe this is funny to fans who know the band well... Not me MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:24, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Incinerate with thermite --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 23:30, Nov. 28, 2007
  • Delete --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:46, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - we need better band articles--Æ 23:48, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Abstain Mhaille says you have to know what it's referring to to get it. I don't, so I'll be proper and refrain from voting. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 16:51, 29 November 2007 (UTC)



Oh, good Lord, a philosophy article Just because I don't get it doesn't mean it's not funny. So once again I Abstain. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 16:54, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Canada–United States relations

  • Keep, poor spelling aside, it's adorable. Like me, but less so. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:00, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep It really issn't that bad. They may be the one section "Permanent Un-marriage Life" that could use some work. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 12:18, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's not totally bad. It's on my watch list and if the jury decides the article shall live, I'll proof-read it. RabbiTechno 12:43, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep, especially if RabbiTechno is going to polish it up a little. --SmallbeerSpillin DylanSmallbeerTALKSmallbeerEDITSSmallbeer203:06, Nov 27
  • keep, not that bad - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 03:25, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep--Æ 22:22, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, tag with stuff.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:28 Nov 28, 2007
  • Keep-- Eet r adoorable! Conniving 12:42, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Extreme Canadian Keep-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:46, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 08:46, Nov. 24, 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:49, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Pointless drivel. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:41, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete, and if this lives, fix the god-awful formatting too, Techno. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:41, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Oh dear. Ehhh no mAttlobster. (hello) 23:24, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Eradicate Anything with terrible MSPaint images needs to go. User:Jedibob5/sig 21:51, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Too factual for Uncyc? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:32, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Huf Fake wars do not a funny make.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:34, 29 November 2007 (UTC)  
  • Kill it gently It may be cute. It may be "adorable". But it isn't actually that funny. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 17:00, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I guess people really want to keep this article because it's dealing with politics. A Wikipedia parody needs things like that. Conniving 23:05, 29 November 2007 (UTC)


  • Redirect.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 03:55, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Polonium 210



  • Keep It just needs to be spruced up a bit. It has great potential. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 03:40, 30 November 2007 (UTC)


  • Keep -- Why kill this? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:00, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Pointe Shoe Porn

  • I have to agree with the tag — I like the concept, and what it has so far, a satire on foot-binding. (Why do they do that anyway?) Keep.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:17 Nov 30, 2007
  • Keep -- It's not offensive, reasonably well written some people might like the idea, see no reason to kill this. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:58, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Add women's high heel footwear pics.--Jtaylor1Small Egg 03:57, 30 November 2007 (UTC)



The Bowel Movement Fields

  • Delete, It didn't seem wierd or funny. --NXWave 23:40, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete, I wrote It as an inside Joke. Delete It --raoulduke25
  • Don't blank the page just because you don't want to keep it, wait for an admin to delete it. --Charitwo 01:38, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Delete. We already have a Neil Young page... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:45, 30 November 2007 (UTC)


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