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Deletion Policy
Votes for deletion

Intensive Care Unit

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Don't let your articles turn to trash

Pages for Deletion


Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

Uncle Isaac's magical hair removal


I am disgraced to have my name adorn this article.--SirIsaac 13:45, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Portal Of Evil

  • Keep Pretty good, actually. Don't think I've seen a better web-forum-based article. I like the founder-interview style. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:56, 22 June 2007 (UTC)


  • Abuse of Power Fortcoming Not sure how this survived so long, but it's historical cruftiness is a testament to its staying-power. But let me add - it's absolute shite. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/22 12:37 12:37, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • 8 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:58, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:09, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Sorry, forgot the VFD tag. But that just lets me tell the Cruftcruft joke once again. Sir Roger 02:13, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete per whatever I said last time. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:53, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Unless someone saves this fast, delete. --General Insineratehymn 19:34, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Extreme fuckoff delete --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:43, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Template:Comm hamster

  • Keep Well, It's kinda cute, don't you think? Sir Roger 22:17, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Where's Tom Mayfair when you need him? --Dexter111344 03:45, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • I added the VFD tag. Remember this or it won't get deleted. Sir Roger 02:20, 22 June 2007 (UTC)


  • I added the VFD tag. Remember this or it won't get deleted. Sir Roger 02:21, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Uh, yeah, I was... just testing you guys! Yes, that's it. Actually, usually it's only Famine who likes to teach people this particular lesson, but it's a good one to learn. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:52, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Be a liberal

  • Keep Not a satire of liberals, per se, but of the vitriol with which some conservatives attack liberals (and in the case of HowTo:Be a conservative, vice versa). --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:57, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Okay, now I get it, seeing both together. Sir Roger 02:10, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Dexter111344 03:39, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Yep, it's long. But it's a lot of ranting, and not a lot of funny.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:45, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Nothing more than a rant. doesn't even attempt to be funny. Put it on a Conservative politics web site, not here. Sir Roger 22:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • The hell? Roman Dog Bird 23:14, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • This should be considered for deletion in conjunction with HowTo:Be a conservative. They both use the same satirical approach (overblown ranting). I don't want to see coverage

become lopsided. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:18, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

  • I added the VFD tag. Remember this or it won't get deleted. Sir Roger 02:25, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • The hell if I care what happens to it. I just watch over it. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle08:05, 22 June 2007
  • Kept like a leaky boat. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:10, 22 June 2007 (UTC)


  • I read the whole thing. The first two quotes were the only thing funny on the entire page, if you call that funny. --Dexter111344 19:16, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Sorry - I just get fed up of users who read a paragraph or two, give up, and vote delete without even seeing if there's anything worth saving further on. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:40, 22 June 2007 (UTC)




  • Weak Keep It needs some work, though. Now I'm voting to keep one about dogs and delete one about cats. My beloved Oreo (God Rest His Soul) would have been pissed. Sir Roger 21:58, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Ditto below. I don't really understand what's going on. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:30, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • These articles seem intertwined. It seems that these articles exist to support one another. DELETE THEM! Also, this article seems to be talking about someone's ugly dog. It is cruel to the dog. --Dexter111344 15:45, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Squish --General Insineratehymn 22:38, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 23:24, 21 June 2007 (UTC)


  • Delete Something I found while surfing out from the template below. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:26, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • But I love cats so it pains to do this. Oh well. --Dexter111344 15:34, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Though my long-since huffed cat Oreo would be disappointed in me. Sir Roger 21:54, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff --General Insineratehymn 22:37, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 23:27, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch Huh? --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:02, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 14:42, 22 June 2007 (UTC)



Shinji Ikari

  • Weak Keep I am a fan of the show, and I found the masturbation references funny. This should probably be rewrote though. --Dexter111344 15:29, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Gai Sensai

  • this is one of them naruto articles, but this is just random --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 14:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Myth Busted So it's Otakucruft AND Randomcruft? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:18, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Saw how they mispelt formely in the first sentence and quit reading. I think we do need a funny Naruto-related article. This doesn't seem to be one.--Dexter111344 15:20, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Gai Sensai? More like "Gay" Sensai! --General Insineratehymn 20:51, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Naruto Roman Dog Bird 23:39, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:11, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Template:RandomBoobage and Template:RandomBoobage/Comment

  • Delete A new and (so far) unused template specifically designed to add gratuitous NSFW stuff to a page. I'd have QVFDed it, but somebody already decided it wasn't ICU-worthy so we might as well vote. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:10, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • No. Fucking. Way. It's time to kill... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:19, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete We're not a porn site. For the most part. Sir Roger 21:45, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Sexcruft --General Insineratehymn 21:55, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 23:41, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:10, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  • I saw boobs once. They were pretty sweet. Still, delete as pointless. Unlike those boobs I saw. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:19, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Incestuous Fairies Huffing Oda Nobunaga


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