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Frank Lloyd Wrong

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 31733 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Noticed by Aleister, who commented it was too far gone for him. Begins by forcing any interested reader to find the joke by typing the punch line. Second, there's no joke. It's just randomness and slaps with little relation to the real-world architect. Spıke ¬ 03:49 9-Dec-10
  2. poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppsugdbhn --Roman Dog Bird 04:13, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The author got no further than the article's title. The rest is piss-poor exposition. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:15, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Gauntlet

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 31733 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listcruft meets ED style dick waving. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:03, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A first-person chat with the reader for the purpose of getting him interested in an arcade game. The humor concept is: I am such a loser. Exclamation points and vanity before we finish up with lists. Spıke ¬ 03:42 9-Dec-10
  3. Bunch of nerds --Roman Dog Bird 04:28, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:16, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Run along now and leave the decent folk in peace...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:17, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Tarrytown Palestinian Holocaust

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 31737 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A brutal and senseless waste of humor. Children's show character gone bad + wacky war story. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:14, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Other than the substitution of nonsense combatants, I don't see much humor in this saga, which has more episodes than the Harry Potter franchise. Spıke ¬ 23:22 8-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. What the crap? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:16, 9 December, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Quadruple Double Nazi Super Ku Klux Sith Satanist Aztec Pagan..if you find that funny...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:21, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Apple strudel

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 31737 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Strudel vs. Pie, a pastry fight where none can survive. Due to unfortunate events, Gary Busey was attacked by a pack of wild snow mice and had to resign from his position as Chief Dough Maker. It just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:54, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Yes, it does. Intense, intense pursuit of randomness. Spıke ¬ 22:59 8-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's just random. Which... okay. Not good. I mean, seriously... it gets an Illogicopedian to vote delete on account of randomness? What? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:21, 9 December, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nonsense+pastry. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:23, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

True Meaning of Pie

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 31738 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Our article on Pie is the last word, and covers many meanings of pie, hair pie, cow pie, cutie pie, and pie throwing. There is also an article Π. The above article, by comparison, is dumb deconstruction and psuedo-intellectualism, though it ends with a better Blue Ball Factory than the last one, which we took pains to ensure was preserved. Spıke ¬ 22:43 8-Dec-10
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's really just one not-so-great joke told six times, ain't it? --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:04, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sure seems to be. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:18, 9 December, 2010
Comments

Horse-drawn submarine

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 31738 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nonsensical '06cruft that hasn't been touched since then. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:31, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Section 1 does not get out of the gate (if I may mix metaphors), with a template calling attention to the travails of the authors, and then a cheerleading intro. What's left is just lists. Spıke ¬ 22:35 8-Dec-10
  3. Snrk. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:37, 8 December, 2010
Comments

Score: 8
Elapsed Time: 31742 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (8)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.Unless this is some in joke that I'm not aware of, it should be taken out to pasture and shot. --John Lydon 18:01, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Despite the possible concept cleverness of writing an "article" containing only a single symbol, there is obviously no execution here. I see several real writers involved in this page and will retract this vote if anyone can explain what the "joke" is. Spıke ¬ 18:08 8-Dec-10
  3. Delete. Agreed... I have never liked this, partly because it is devoid of humour, but mostly because of my rampant anti-semitism.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:09, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  4. But what about the rest of the funny symbol things? I'm too lazy to contemplate the ramifications of this. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:25, 8 December, 2010
  5. Snowman! - Only funny once. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 19:34, Dec. 8, 2010
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:35, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  It's not spinning! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:40, 8 December 2010
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. and then redirect to Star of David. It's really just a soft redirect right now.
Comments

Sunny D

Score: -4
Elapsed Time: 31756 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Well, I did some edit to it. It needs more, and some expansion. Someone else take a shift, and I'll be back at least once more. Aleister 13:21 8 12
  2. Symbol keep vote Fixed with two sections sporked from Wikipedia. Spıke ¬ 13:34 8-Dec-10
  3. Keep. It's actually kind of humorous now that Al and Spike have had a run at it. The pictures had me laughing out loud for quite a while so I say keep it. --John Lydon 14:27, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
    This was 90% SPIKE, I just trimmmed a little around the edges. Aleister 21:17 8 12
  4. I still don't understand why you couldn't have had at this piece without my bringing it here... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:23, 8 December, 2010
    Well, when the site had less than 20,000 articles SPIKE were able to work on them all, but the number has gone a bit higher recently, we're backlogged, and we didn't get around to this one as yet. Aleister 21:19 8 12
Delete (0)
It's very bad. It's also very short. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:45, 8 December, 2010
Comments

I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 31765 hours
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote dlks;afklsdgsfwiqoenzcxio bnqwionzaoiqfqodfweqfgng wopiqasgkasoiqpoeoi 19:50, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 20:19, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I vote keep because it has potential to be a joke page, like this page or AAAAAAAAA! --I am great 20:44, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. It works! mAttlobster. (hello) 23:42, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. It's magic. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:08, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  6. RedCheckMark Strong keep. When I was still a n00b, I wrote an article just like this. It was titled "This article was writen by a two year old", to be frank, it sucked. But not this one! For some reason this is so much funnier then what I wrote. Anyway, I like it. --Tophat headless 03:49, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. I'm pretty sure there aren't even words here. Look for youselves though. --John Lydon 19:25, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's crap. I think it has a pedigree, and the fact that it's crap is the joke. But--it's crap. Spıke ¬ 20:04 7-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:28, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Screw it. I say delete. No less than 90% of it, anyway. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:45, 7 December, 2010
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:09, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. To be worth keeping, it would need to be cleaned up into something resembling magic to be funny, and probably locked as well; as it is it is just a vandalism magnet. I'll take a stand later. Maybe. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:53, 7 December, 2010
  • To be fair it does have quite a few words, John Lydon. --I am great 20:44, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • You are correct Bevanz. If nothing else this article needs a serious trimming. It clocks in at 128 kb as it sits now which is extreme considering the fact that nearly 120 kb of that is just random keyboard mashing. John Lydon 14:16, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

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