Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/old

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

< Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
(Pages for Deletion)
(Category:Bands that Aren't Metallica)
Line 147: Line 147:
 
*'''Keep''' but remove everything that isn't a Metallica wannabe. Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors? WTF? {{User:Hyperbole/sig}} 00:27, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
 
*'''Keep''' but remove everything that isn't a Metallica wannabe. Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors? WTF? {{User:Hyperbole/sig}} 00:27, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
 
*'''keep.''' sorry hype, i added the category to hans blix & the weapons inspectors because i missed the joke. {{User:Gerrycheevers/sig}} 04:06, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
 
*'''keep.''' sorry hype, i added the category to hans blix & the weapons inspectors because i missed the joke. {{User:Gerrycheevers/sig}} 04:06, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  +
*:I'll forgive you, but only because I'm trying to fuck you. [[User:Inebriated|Inebriated]] 04:48, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
 
*'''Actually, yeah, this is funny'''. I must have been possessed because I coulda swore I was going to vote to keep this. C'mon, "Bands that Aren't Metallica"? LOLOLOLOLOLOL (fr srsly) {{User:Roman Dog Bird/sig2}} 04:10, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
 
*'''Actually, yeah, this is funny'''. I must have been possessed because I coulda swore I was going to vote to keep this. C'mon, "Bands that Aren't Metallica"? LOLOLOLOLOLOL (fr srsly) {{User:Roman Dog Bird/sig2}} 04:10, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
 
|-
 
|-

Revision as of 04:49, September 24, 2009

Shortcut:
UN:VFD
Deletion Policy
QuickVFD
Votes for deletion

Intensive Care Unit

del log

Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Un-vfd

VFD: Where bad articles go to get recycled.


Pages for Deletion

Zombiebaronvs.Braydie

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):


Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


Clubbing

Keep
Delete
Comments

That Gay

Keep
Delete
  • Delete This Guy spin-off that consists of little more than quote spam and listcruft. The image is the only thing sorta worth saving. --Mn-z 05:16, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:15, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • pooooooooooooop --Roman Dog Bird 04:21, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Purposes unknown

Keep
Delete
Comments

Extreme Sarcasm

Keep
  • Dude This is history. Grues eat people and the only semi-reliable defense is to use extreme sarcasm. I can't say that that's funny, but that's how it's always been. You might as well delete the article on grues. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:59, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. This is way more huff worthy than Dicky the Gnome. As if... --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:12, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Yo I rewrote it, so check it out. I dare say it's 2006 feature quality now. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:36, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • While I'm not sure this is exactly 2006 feature quality, I think Syndrome's rewrite bears keeping. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:46, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Delete
  • Oh yeah, we should totally keep this. Totally. I mean, it's soooooo good. It's suuuuuuuch a great article. Yeah. Yeah, this definitely has a place on the wiki. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:37, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Grues out of context are hilarious. As are two header templates. --Mn-z 04:43, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete and give to syndrome. because it's awesome! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:14, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:24, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • You're just jealous because it says it's more deadly than hyperbole. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:59, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
    • Not only is this less deadly than Hyperbole, it's probably less deadly than the bottom row of a keyboard in reverse. --Mn-z 04:43, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Rewrite. All things considered, this does kind of suck. Move it to my userspace and I'll rewrite it. It might be kind of short when I'm done, but I want to keep it around for the sake of consistency with the grue articles. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:27, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Great Train Robbery

Keep
Delete
Comments

Kinetic pedophiles

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. So I was working on cleaning up the crime template, and... yeah. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:24, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.TL:DR --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:26, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:38, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:02, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:09, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Template:Mature Content

Keep
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. It works with the articles it's on, the sort of stuff that, by title alone might be considered NSFW but is, in fact just silly in a naughty giggling 12 year old way. This keeps it separate from the stuff that's really NSFW and can get you in trouble.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:22, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:29, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Delete
Comments

Saint Benedict Catholic School and Performing Arts College

Keep
Delete
Comments

Category:Bands that Aren't Metallica

Keep
  • Keep Got a laugh from me. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:29, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep but remove everything that isn't a Metallica wannabe. Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors? WTF? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:27, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • keep. sorry hype, i added the category to hans blix & the weapons inspectors because i missed the joke. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:06, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
    I'll forgive you, but only because I'm trying to fuck you. Inebriated 04:48, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually, yeah, this is funny. I must have been possessed because I coulda swore I was going to vote to keep this. C'mon, "Bands that Aren't Metallica"? LOLOLOLOLOLOL (fr srsly) --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:10, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Delete
Comments

Plum

Keep
  • Keep. Weak one but it isn't doing any harm as it is right now. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:06, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Has this been rewritten since it was listed here? Because it wasn't all that bad. A bit clichéd in places, maybe, but not utter bollocks. Fetch me some Sprite or something. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:13, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Delete
Comments

Boppaloppa

Keep
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. keep --Keep 18:58, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep x2 keep x2 --Keep x2 02:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Delete
Comments

Dicky the Gnome

Keep
  • Symbol keep vote weak keep I laughed while reading it. Its one of those epic failures that's so horrible its funny. --Mn-z 04:44, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Here is a list of fun stuff Dicky the Gnome does today. And that's how it ends. No list or anything (unless somebody removed it). Fucking beautiful. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 02:42, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep I'm going with the stupid people on this one. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:06, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. I enjoyed the fact that it featured Sam saying POTATOES for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Yes, let's keep this around so we can make fun of it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:57, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Delete
Comments

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

Keep
Delete
Comments

Apartheid

Keep
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. mildly amusing, has enough internal consistency and coherence. --Mn-z 01:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep I think that there is enough here that is worth salvaging, that said, it isn't in a great state right now. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:50, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep, but move to it's own namespace. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:49, 15 Sep
Delete
Comments

Anthrax

Keep
Delete
Comments

Template:USA

Keep
Delete
Comments
  • A bit, but it still has too much randomness in its content. Not so much that it has random topics, but that what is and is not included is rather random arbitrary. I just think the topic is too broad to cover with one template. --Mn-z 16:44, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • I agree. The topics need to be split up into seperate templates, then they need to be put under one collapsable "American" table on the America page. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 15:39, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Warhammer 40k Minor Forces

Keep
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Excessive in length but of passable quality. Could be just as funny at a svelte 2/3rds length. Remove some of the filler and EDness and it could come together. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:20, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Removing the cruft will probably render a decent enough stub. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:55, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete Apparently 'Games Workshop' have pissed the author off. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:57, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. This is a 'what's the point ?' articles by authors who want to drone on until you lose the will to live by the second mirthless paragraph.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:11, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • LOLirony. Anyways, Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:22, 2 Sep
  • Delete UN:N about warhammer 40k --Mn-z 04:46, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • uugggghuhggggughfrbuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhwhocaresgruuuuuuuhhhhhhhbuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:42, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:38, Sep 10
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:59, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

The internet was just some distant dream when I nominated this article. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:19, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Archived VFD Discussions

Template:VFDarchive

Personal tools
projects