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*{{delete}} That's just stupid. --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 22:22, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
 
*{{delete}} That's just stupid. --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 22:22, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
 
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*{{delete}} I went ahead and went all italic on your asses. I stuck it in userspace, left him a message, and blanked the page. For this, I will undoubtedly be blocked indefinitely. {{User:Hyperbole/sig}} 17:44, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
 
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Epic Games

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Symbol delete vote Delete. Randomcruft. Epic Fail --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:43, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

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PruneScape

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid and sophomoric gamecruft with a butt sex obsession. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:33, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Unredeemably bad. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:36, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
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Bustard

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  • delete. this might be my favorite edit of all time. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:32, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:34, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - I hate to admit it, but I want this gone more because of the author's treatment of the ICU tag than the article's content itself. But the content is none too great either. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:54, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate- That is a pretty fantastic edit, though. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 16:48, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. Busted. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:56, Aug 15
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Liz (Link's Female Personality)

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Hand waving

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  • Weak keep. Maybe it's the lack of sleep, but the idea of hand waving being an ancient insult struck me as cute. Also kind of liked the picture. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:08, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Hmmm... the concept is OK, it's just that the execution is terrible. Rewrite tag? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 16:47, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
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  • delete. not positive on this one, but it seems worthless. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:59, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:35, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. I saw nothing worth keeping. Not worth a rewrite tag. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:53, Aug 15
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Intermediate algebra

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  • delete. i really don't think we need this... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:49, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:52, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Sigh. It was going somewhere, going somewhere, going somewhere... wait, where the fuck did it just go? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:06, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate. tl;dr version: Intermediate algebra sucks, and I'm gonna bitch about it! --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 16:46, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:51, Aug 15
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Euclid's Axioms

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  • delete. by far the worst math stub i've encountered so far. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:17, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:52, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's as though it were written by a "make your own crappy Uncyclopedia article" script. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:05, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate. Math Mad Libs! Minutes of fun for the whole family. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 16:44, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:50, Aug 15
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Extreme Value Theorem

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  • Keep Looks like it was written by someone who new what they were doing. I don't understand the joke, but it's a real Theorem, so maybe it's funny to maths types. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:49, Aug 15
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Edible numbers

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Wrong triangle

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Amby

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. That's just stupid. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:22, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:45, Aug 15
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I went ahead and went all italic on your asses. I stuck it in userspace, left him a message, and blanked the page. For this, I will undoubtedly be blocked indefinitely. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:44, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Well, fuck. There's nothing I hate more than this situation on VFD. A new user shows up - one with the ability to write coherent sentences, format articles well, and work diligently on something - and he spends hours slaving away at an article, and we delete it two weeks later. No, Amby is not good enough to keep, and because it's broken in concept, ICU won't help. I don't know. Maybe we should just move it into his userspace, leave a message on his talk page, and move on. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:23, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Agreed. This is coherent but it's just that nobody cares/knows what this is. Move it and someone leave them a nice, long, friendly praising message that encourages them to at least begin by writing about real things until they establish a reputation. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 00:20, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Abstain per Hyperbole. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 01:39, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Maybe so but here's another, more vicious angle to look at it: It's vanity about the author's stuffed toy. Although I have to admit that it is pretty freakin' cute, it should be deleted per the vanity policies. See, that wasn't so hard, was it? Now we can delete it without any guilt. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:45, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • userspace. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:25, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Guys! If you want this moved to userspace, you have to vote delete, and leave a comment to that effect in your voting reason. Just saying put it in userspace in the comments section will not make that happen... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:45, Aug 15

Cauchy's theorem

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  • keep I laughed the whole way through, and I usually hate short articles. I'd imagine this would be a lot worse if it were longer. --monika 15:24, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • keep Maybe obvious, but still kinda OK concept. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:47, Aug 14
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  • Abstain - this is a joke that every first-year physics student immediately makes when they learn the formal definition of "work" and realize that nearly everything we know as work constitutes no work under that definition. It's kind of a funny concept, but, I don't know, to me it got stale like a decade ago. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:13, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
I must be in the very narrow band between physics majors and people who don't understand calculus. --monika 00:27, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Alignment

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  • Keep - the concept of applying AD&D 2nd Edition alignment tables to political philosophy is funny. The execution leaves something to be desired, but I don't care. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:59, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:30, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep So long as the rewrite's on there. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 00:26, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
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Falafel

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  • Keep I reverted back to a version I read a while back. It's really short (obvously) but I actually kinda like it. Feels great :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:14, Aug 13
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. - Theres potential— Sir Sycamore (talk) 22:35, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Sounds like fun. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:53, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
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Comments
  • I'm actually not that bothered about this one thinking about it. There is probably not much scope for improvement. Still... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:38, Aug 13

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