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#{{Delete}} Random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Random. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:14 7-Apr-14</small>
 
#{{Delete}} Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:14 7-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} What a shame. It starts off well, or at least until: "...the inventor of the microwave oven.", but then steadily goes down hill from there until the writer (and reader) seemingly loses the plot. Lack of focus and planning. Get rid. {{User:Macboswell/sig}}<small>08:13, April 24, 2014 (UTC)</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Some good concepts however poorly written and mainly quotes. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 07:36, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} Some good concepts however poorly written and mainly quotes. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 07:36, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} The surfeit of quotes is easily fixable with a switchblade. The lack of humor, regarding a minor character in the ''Star Wars'' series, is not. Parents are "Incompetent Peep and Incompetent Person," and that is as close to funny as it gets. Confusion with ''Star Trek'' could be a theme but author takes it nowhere. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:30 22-Apr-14</small>
 
#{{Delete}} The surfeit of quotes is easily fixable with a switchblade. The lack of humor, regarding a minor character in the ''Star Wars'' series, is not. Parents are "Incompetent Peep and Incompetent Person," and that is as close to funny as it gets. Confusion with ''Star Trek'' could be a theme but author takes it nowhere. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:30 22-Apr-14</small>
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#{{Delete}} Who on Earth would search for this cack? Get rid. {{User:Macboswell/sig}}<small>07:58, April 24, 2014 (UTC)</small>
 
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#{{Delete}} Not funny, slightly memish and poorly written. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 07:40, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} When a sensationally bad film of notable detritus is funnier than it's Uncyclopedia page there's a problem. It needs a complete rewrite... {{User:Macboswell/sig}}<small>08:05, April 24, 2014 (UTC)</small>
 
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Wasp H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 397 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "War with the Hornet(1500-2009) (The only section worth reading in this shitty article)" sums it up nicely. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:44, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Photo-less article's theme is dog turds, then the article itself, bickering with itself. I presume that, in 2007, the Rabbi was still amused at being an author and not so experienced as to do it right. Includes memes (Dubya? WMD?) and nonsense numbers. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The rambling first sentence was almost enough to make me tear my eyes out. Get rid. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:51, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Rabbi Techno's original seems fine, and held my interest enough to actually read the whole thing. Could use work and pictures though. Aleister 20:23 7-4-14
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Welsh Congo H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 397 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless and unfunny. Has nothing to say. Poor effort. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:49, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

Comments
  • A Welsh version of the Belgian (et al.) Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. Spıke ¬ 23:11 7-Apr-14

Alexander Graham Bell H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 397 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). Spıke ¬ 23:14 7-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. What a shame. It starts off well, or at least until: "...the inventor of the microwave oven.", but then steadily goes down hill from there until the writer (and reader) seemingly loses the plot. Lack of focus and planning. Get rid. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  08:13, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to Homophone, the article that almost turned me gay. Aleister 20:25 7-4-14
Comments

Alternate universe H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 236 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny or even consistent in what it does ("Vote for featured image" instead of "Vote for the image with the worst quality", for example). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. Spıke ¬ 12:23 14-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cobblers. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:55, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it. Simple and effective. For someone like me before I joined Uncyc this kind of page just made me laugh because it just ridicules the idea of an encyclopedia such as wikipedia. Only on Uncyclopedia can you get this. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:52, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Made me laugh, cry, salivate, and then hiccup. Aleister 18:50 20-4-14
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Lightning H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 73 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Memish and lacks humour. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:08, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "Has been scientifically proven." Gassy phrases like this, and gassy initial quotations, will drive away the reader even before the Intro ends and the reader finds nothing left but dumb lists. Spıke ¬ 19:29 21-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lord above, what tripe. Such a compelling subject reduced to someone's boring babbling bilgewater. Get rid. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:53, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
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Adjective H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 73 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. First person. No humour. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:31, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "You are a FUCKING asshole." Stand-up comedy by an unfunny person. Spıke ¬ 19:27 21-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I agree Sir Scott, first-person dribble. It has no place on Uncyclopedia. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:57, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
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Admiral Ozzel H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 73 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some good concepts however poorly written and mainly quotes. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:36, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The surfeit of quotes is easily fixable with a switchblade. The lack of humor, regarding a minor character in the Star Wars series, is not. Parents are "Incompetent Peep and Incompetent Person," and that is as close to funny as it gets. Confusion with Star Trek could be a theme but author takes it nowhere. Spıke ¬ 12:30 22-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who on Earth would search for this cack? Get rid. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:58, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
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Norbit H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 73 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny, slightly memish and poorly written. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:40, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. When a sensationally bad film of notable detritus is funnier than it's Uncyclopedia page there's a problem. It needs a complete rewrite... GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  08:05, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Read the outrageous plot at WP:Norbit#Plot. This blax-self-ploitation flick must get serviced by Uncyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 12:23 21-Apr-14
    And now has been. Spıke ¬ 12:31 22-Apr-14
Comments
  • ... And no, I'm not bloody well rewriting it! GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  08:05, April 24, 2014 (UTC)

Taking candy from strangers H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 73 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:43, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A thoroughly tedious read, about nothing. Spıke ¬ 12:02 21-Apr-14
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Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 70 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Poorly written, awful and not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:08, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. 2006-cruft; a Wacky Organization full of memes and devoid of humor. Repeated references to "Noam Particular" are and always have been red-links, with or without the middle name. Spıke ¬ 12:28 22-Apr-14
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No keep votes.

Comments

Adult H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 70 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listcruft and mainly images near end. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:24, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Promising intro. I deleted the picture-book and other cruft. What is left is two gender-based tedious lists revolving around puberty and sex organs. Delete that and there would be almost nothing left. It ought to be saved, but there really is nothing funny about adulthood. Spıke ¬ 12:36 22-Apr-14
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Comments
  1. I deleted the listcruft, and added some text. Check it out and see what you think. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:38, April 23, 2014 (UTC)

That time I was plundered in the ass by a Viking during my voyage to a retirement villa H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 44 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The title is promising, but the article isn't. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:21, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 12:22 22-Apr-14
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No keep votes.

Comments

That time NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE during my sojourn on the internet H T D Survivor

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 44 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This one is worse; provocation of black readers with utterly no comedy payback. Spıke ¬ 12:23 22-Apr-14
  2. Actually, the concept of this page is explained well here. But with the original NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE article deleted, it doesn't really make sense. Sorry, Al. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:35, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. The page is one of the most anti-racist pages we have here on uncy. In it's 2011 VFD attempt, in which it was saved by a vote of -6, some people understood that. I've just added more to make it clearer. The illustration, by the way, is a white man dressed up in blackface making fun of another white man dressed up in blackface. The links on the page take people to some of the original writing, but the page stands alone in explanation as a guy typing in his mother's basement. I'll add more to it later. Aleister 13:15 22-4-14
  2. With a link to the original page and more additions, it seems good enough to be kept. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:33, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
Comments

Patch Adams H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 43 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There are many reasons for this nomination, and one of this, that many people agree with, is that if it was written by an anonymous editor, Patch Adams would probably be deleted immediately after its creation. I don't think Uncyclopedia benefits from such articles. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:17, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not an Uncyclopedia article. Also: not funny. Spıke ¬ 13:25 22-Apr-14
Keep (1)
  1. Not my favorite but many people love it for reasons unknown, and the concept was well explained somewhere. So for posterity I will hold my nose and vote to keep. Aleister 13:22 22-4-14
    The concept doesn't change the fact that it is short and not extremely funny. Plus, as Puppy once explained, the image doesn't go well with the article. Even if the concept is clever, it will still be short and not extremely funny. Plus, the image still won't fit in the article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:26, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
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Fuk u americkan pigs H T D Survivor

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 21 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A dialogue between an anonymous editor and Happytimes. I don't think it belongs to the main space. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:51, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Indeed it doesn't. Spıke ¬ 12:42 23-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism/Vanity. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:24, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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