• Delete. Utter filth. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:36, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete A couple of lists. Nice The Oblong Lobster 21:51, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete Slipped through the net. Damned cheap nets. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:05, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 08:58, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete no redeeming value. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:51, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Delete as per Lounge -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:27, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 08:56, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• The best part of the article are the quotes. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:52, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Delete by request of the biggest Hebrew on the site. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:26, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• I'm very much flattered. ~ 21:25, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 08:56, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Delete Another Big Bang Comics hero. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:34, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 08:54, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Delete From Lounge. A sprinkling of various bad things I shall let you discover for yourselves. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:27, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 08:53, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Delete From Lounge. For an article about a ninja, Chuck Norris appears an awful lot here. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:21, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 08:53, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Just randomnees of the weakest order. The Oblong Lobster 18:48, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete --General Insineratehymn 22:17, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 08:52, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Last line - "That, however, did not stop the human Crustaens from angrily waving their swords at the ocean, tossing bottles into the sea, and leaving garbage on the beach after a party." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:33, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Yes Keep. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 05:18, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Very weak keep & I mean very weak. --Dexter111344 16:37, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Weak keep The odd fun line I suppose. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:09, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Keep and rewrite - it has possibilities and there are worse "articles" to deal with. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:55, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• 2005cruft, Randomcruft --General Insineratehymn 01:03, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Too many crappy religion articles Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:37, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• No per Cs. --THINKER 17:33, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Huff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:08, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete Frankie! 02:41, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:39, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

• Semi-procedural delete as nominator. I say semi-procedural because the related page Other brackety thing was deleted at QVFD. The contents of the pages are basically {{:Left-wing}}{{alphabet}} and {{:Right-wing}}{{alphabet}} respectively, but by checking Brackety thing's history, this was apparently Keitei's idea, so I feel this needs a full discussion. --Pentium5dot1 01:02, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete --Dexter111344 01:09, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:40, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Huff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:09, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete Frankie! 02:45, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete Why not. Let's clear up another one off Short Pages. Good work with the template Pentium. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:10, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete Doesn't do anything for me. Doesn't even smile.The Oblong Lobster 19:14, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 08:49, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:34, 20 July 2007

• I have modified {{alphabet}} to link directly to Left-wing and Right-wing. This should be a cleaner implementation of what Keitei was originally thinking. This orphans Brackety thing. Pentium5dot1 00:32, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

• Keep I thought it was quite good. Did my usual trick of giving it a good scalping - see if that looks any better now...? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:07, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Keep Uncyc's in a good way if today's offerings of deletion bait are anything to go by. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:33, 20 July 2007
• Strong Keep so it needs some rehab - this is an easy rewrite - and the concept is very good. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:58, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• 2005cruft, Randomcruft --General Insineratehymn 00:59, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Just because those people are mediocre, doesn't mean this article should be. The article should be funny, not boring. Also, don't forget the redirect. --Dexter111344 16:51, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Huff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:10, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete Frankie! 02:47, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

• It's not great, but it's not crap. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:35, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• I think it should stay/To delete it would be gay. That rhymes, so it must be true. ThisIsMyUsername 04:16, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Like Wikipedia's article on him, it must be improved. --Dexter111344 16:29, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Weak keep Frankie! 02:50, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Keep The article is a perfect example of satire - the irony of it - and evidently lost on some people - is that Ted McGinley isn't Larry Olivier and the article is as entertaining as Ted McGinley's career has been. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:02, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• 2005cruft, Listcruft --General Insineratehymn 00:54, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:30, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:43, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Huff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:11, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:08, 20 July 2007

• Let's see you write an original shaggy dog story as good as this one then. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:54, 18 Jul 2007
• Strong keep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:21, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Keep - And move to Illogicopedia. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:13, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Strong keep It's a good story, and probably the longest and therefore best shaggy dog story you're ever likely to find to put on this page. I don't particularly care if it is plagiarised (we seem to make the odd exception, with acknowledgement). This hasn't got acknowledgement on the actual page yet (although it is on the talk page courtesy of me), but it comes from the "longest joke in the world" page, where I believe it is an original and not very old - I'm sure if the authors knew about us they'd agree to have it up here. So basically, I think at least we should keep until someone thinks of a better one, if such a thing exists! Oh and also, this story reminds me of the time I took the bus to Ogdenville, which in those days was called Nash-county. You could get their for a sixpence with enough over to... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:02, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Strong Keep 'Tis funny. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:27, 20 July 2007

Strong Keep Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:03, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Long, ugly, and plagiarized (see its talk page for details). --General Insineratehymn 00:52, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Down with plagiarism! Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:28, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• As much as I'd like there to be at least a few shaggy dog pages on Uncyc, I'd rather they be original shaggy dog stories. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:30, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Long, boring, plagerized all-in-one! And for an added bonus, we'll throw in a crappy, unfunny punchline! --Dexter111344 16:14, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

  Yeah, um...it's a shaggy dog story, eh. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:16, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

• Delete Frankie! 02:52, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete If it wasn't copied from another site then I'd vote keep. But it isn't so I wont. The Oblong Lobster 19:11, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

• Also, I can't believe you used "long" as a reason for deletion. Perhaps you'd also like to delete AAAAAAAAA! because it contains the letter A? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:56, 18 Jul 2007
  • AAAAAAAAA! is funny. This article is not. --General Insineratehymn 18:31, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
    • You missed my point entirely, like you missed the point of the article entirely. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:07, 19 Jul 2007

• If it goes (which it shouldn't) Spang you can at least sub the contents into that forum topic it's in. You know, so as not to create any red links or anything. But to be honest, the fact that it's templated from there might be reason enough to keep it. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:18, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

• The article was CVPed, now we must get rid of all its subpages. --General Insineratehymn 00:46, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Indeed we must. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:22, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Obv. For -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:19, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete --Dexter111344 16:02, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Huff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:01, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete Frankie! 02:56, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete Yeah, might as well stomp out the last of them. If any of you guys are watching, you might like to try Encyclopedia Dramatica, I suppose... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:41, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete They're amazingly awful. The Oblong Lobster 18:45, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:46, 19 July 2007
• Delete. -- Mitch 08:48, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Keep and tag with sciencyness. Seeing as how this sort of thing is my trade, if this proves unpopular I'm going to be morally obliged to rewrite this and save it. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:02, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
• Weak Keep or Merge with Gravity per Strange but Untrue's comments. Supersedes my delete vote. Pentium5dot1 21:35, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Actually, just merge with Gravity (and let SbU work on that process). Allow a rewrite of the page about the topic suggested by Dexter111344. Pentium5dot1 00:50, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Move to SbU's userspace Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:43, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Keep - As a physics student, I find these things funny. Pity me. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:23, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Keep and just tidy up formatting, add a picture or two. Doesn't need too much work IMO ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:36, 19 July 2007

• Delete, as per lounge request. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:19, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
• Weak Delete Consider placing a redirect to Gravity if this gets deleted. Pentium5dot1 05:08, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete-2005cruft--Sir Manforman 12:22, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete science can still be stupid. Sir Roger 22:04, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete or merge with gravity because this isn't the route that I'd have gone. This should have gone this route. --Dexter111344 22:38, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

• If I don't get a chance to look at it soon and it's for the chop, sling it to the old userspace, then and I'll see what I can do. I feel the humble graviton should have an article besides Gravity. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:33, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

• Keep The transformers are only there (or not there) to make Gorbachev look silly. Which they do rather well in their way. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:51, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
• Keep. I might attempt to rewrite this sometime in the future. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:17, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
• Keep The content is reasonably well written, just needs formatting, pictures and SPAG ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:54, 19 July 2007

• commiecruft, 2006cruft, bad Transformer's jokes, and stupidity make this a great article to delete. --Dexter111344 00:44, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete --General Insineratehymn 06:10, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 10:59, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete - killer froggy, just write it from scratch. Sir Roger 22:12, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete and I agree with Rogpyvbc. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:45, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
• Huff - LONG LIVE ZIONIST MOTHERLAND!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:24, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
• Delete Frankie! 03:06, 19 July 2007 (UTC)