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Revision as of 16:56, July 20, 2007

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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
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Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


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Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the 🔒 Closed nomination H T D Oldvfd tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


A.C.M

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Icelandish

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  • Delete as per Lounge --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:27, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:56, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
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Hebrew language

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  • Delete by request of the biggest Hebrew on the site. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:26, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm very much flattered. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:25, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:56, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
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Super Frankenstein

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Krabbegat

Keep
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  • Delete From Lounge. A sprinkling of various bad things I shall let you discover for yourselves. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:27, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:53, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
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Tatsumaru

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  • Delete From Lounge. For an article about a ninja, Chuck Norris appears an awful lot here. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:21, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:53, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
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Solid Snake

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Delete
  • Just randomnees of the weakest order. The Oblong Lobster 18:48, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 22:17, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:52, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
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Crustaeanity

Keep
  • Last line - "That, however, did not stop the human Crustaens from angrily waving their swords at the ocean, tossing bottles into the sea, and leaving garbage on the beach after a party." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:33, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes Keep. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:18, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Very weak keep & I mean very weak. --Dexter111344 16:37, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak keep The odd fun line I suppose. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:09, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and rewrite - it has possibilities and there are worse "articles" to deal with. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:55, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
Delete
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Brackety thing

Keep
Delete
  • Semi-procedural delete as nominator. I say semi-procedural because the related page Other brackety thing was deleted at QVFD. The contents of the pages are basically {{:Left-wing}}{{alphabet}} and {{:Right-wing}}{{alphabet}} respectively, but by checking Brackety thing's history, this was apparently Keitei's idea, so I feel this needs a full discussion. --Pentium5dot1 01:02, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Dexter111344 01:09, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:40, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:09, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Frankie! 02:45, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Why not. Let's clear up another one off Short Pages. Good work with the template Pentium. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:10, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Doesn't do anything for me. Doesn't even smile.The Oblong Lobster 19:14, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:49, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:34, 20 July 2007
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Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity

Keep
  • Keep I thought it was quite good. Did my usual trick of giving it a good scalping - see if that looks any better now...? --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:07, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Uncyc's in a good way if today's offerings of deletion bait are anything to go by. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:33, 20 July 2007
  • Strong Keep so it needs some rehab - this is an easy rewrite - and the concept is very good. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:58, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • 2005cruft, Randomcruft --General Insineratehymn 00:59, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Just because those people are mediocre, doesn't mean this article should be. The article should be funny, not boring. Also, don't forget the redirect. --Dexter111344 16:51, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:10, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Frankie! 02:47, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
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Ted McGinley

Keep
  • It's not great, but it's not crap. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:35, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I think it should stay/To delete it would be gay. That rhymes, so it must be true. ThisIsMyUsername 04:16, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Like Wikipedia's article on him, it must be improved. --Dexter111344 16:29, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak keep Frankie! 02:50, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep The article is a perfect example of satire - the irony of it - and evidently lost on some people - is that Ted McGinley isn't Larry Olivier and the article is as entertaining as Ted McGinley's career has been. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:02, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
Delete
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Shaggy Dog Story

Keep
  • Let's see you write an original shaggy dog story as good as this one then. Spang talk 04:54, 18 Jul 2007
  • Strong keep --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:21, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - And move to Illogicopedia. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:13, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong keep It's a good story, and probably the longest and therefore best shaggy dog story you're ever likely to find to put on this page. I don't particularly care if it is plagiarised (we seem to make the odd exception, with acknowledgement). This hasn't got acknowledgement on the actual page yet (although it is on the talk page courtesy of me), but it comes from the "longest joke in the world" page, where I believe it is an original and not very old - I'm sure if the authors knew about us they'd agree to have it up here. So basically, I think at least we should keep until someone thinks of a better one, if such a thing exists! Oh and also, this story reminds me of the time I took the bus to Ogdenville, which in those days was called Nash-county. You could get their for a sixpence with enough over to... --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:02, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep 'Tis funny. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:27, 20 July 2007

Strong Keep Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:03, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Delete
  • Long, ugly, and plagiarized (see its talk page for details). --General Insineratehymn 00:52, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Down with plagiarism! Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:28, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • As much as I'd like there to be at least a few shaggy dog pages on Uncyc, I'd rather they be original shaggy dog stories. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:30, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Long, boring, plagerized all-in-one! And for an added bonus, we'll throw in a crappy, unfunny punchline! --Dexter111344 16:14, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
    Yeah, um...it's a shaggy dog story, eh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:16, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Frankie! 02:52, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete If it wasn't copied from another site then I'd vote keep. But it isn't so I wont. The Oblong Lobster 19:11, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Also, I can't believe you used "long" as a reason for deletion. Perhaps you'd also like to delete AAAAAAAAA! because it contains the letter A? Spang talk 04:56, 18 Jul 2007
  • If it goes (which it shouldn't) Spang you can at least sub the contents into that forum topic it's in. You know, so as not to create any red links or anything. But to be honest, the fact that it's templated from there might be reason enough to keep it. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:18, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

All the subpages of GameFAQs

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Graviton

Keep
  • Keep and tag with sciencyness. Seeing as how this sort of thing is my trade, if this proves unpopular I'm going to be morally obliged to rewrite this and save it. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:02, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep or Merge with Gravity per Strange but Untrue's comments. Supersedes my delete vote. Pentium5dot1 21:35, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
    • Actually, just merge with Gravity (and let SbU work on that process). Allow a rewrite of the page about the topic suggested by Dexter111344. Pentium5dot1 00:50, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Move to SbU's userspace Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:43, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - As a physics student, I find these things funny. Pity me. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:23, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and just tidy up formatting, add a picture or two. Doesn't need too much work IMO ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:36, 19 July 2007
Delete
  • Delete, as per lounge request. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:19, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak Delete Consider placing a redirect to Gravity if this gets deleted. Pentium5dot1 05:08, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete-2005cruft--Sir Manforman CUN 12:22, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete science can still be stupid. Sir Roger 22:04, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete or merge with gravity because this isn't the route that I'd have gone. This should have gone this route. --Dexter111344 22:38, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • If I don't get a chance to look at it soon and it's for the chop, sling it to the old userspace, then and I'll see what I can do. I feel the humble graviton should have an article besides Gravity. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:33, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

Perestroika

Keep
  • Keep The transformers are only there (or not there) to make Gorbachev look silly. Which they do rather well in their way. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:51, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. I might attempt to rewrite this sometime in the future. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:17, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep The content is reasonably well written, just needs formatting, pictures and SPAG ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:54, 19 July 2007
Delete
  • commiecruft, 2006cruft, bad Transformer's jokes, and stupidity make this a great article to delete. --Dexter111344 00:44, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 06:10, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 10:59, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - killer froggy, just write it from scratch. Sir Roger 22:12, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete and I agree with Rogpyvbc. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:45, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff - LONG LIVE ZIONIST MOTHERLAND!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:24, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Frankie! 03:06, 19 July 2007 (UTC)
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Umaga

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