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#'''Keep''' The start made me laugh. If something makes me laugh, it's got to be a keep. Also, we're keeping '100 times Lyfra has banned something', so... {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 19:55, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
#'''Keep''' The start made me laugh. If something makes me laugh, it's got to be a keep. Also, we're keeping '100 times Lyfra has banned something', so... {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 19:55, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
#Keepable by title alone. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 20:13, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
#Keepable by title alone. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 20:13, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
#Keep!!!!11111 Did I ever tell you I once went out with one of his ex-girlfriends? -- {{User:Mhaile//sig}}
#Keep!!!!11111 Did I ever tell you I once went out with one of his ex-girlfriends? -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}

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International Academy of Design and Technology

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 44537 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Vendetta. A hatchet-job against a for-profit school from an alumnus with bad experiences. Found by Kevillips. Spıke Ѧ 17:53 5-Apr-11
  2. Symbol delete vote Vendetta. I felt the same way, I could not even think of a way to rewrite it, I rewrote ITT Tech some time ago, but the difference is I think people have heard of the latter. --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 18:14, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:32, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Worst 100 Things Rick Astley Is Never Gonna Do

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 44575 hours
Keep (3)
  1. I can't turn the lights out now. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:51, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep The start made me laugh. If something makes me laugh, it's got to be a keep. Also, we're keeping '100 times Lyfra has banned something', so... mAttlobster. (hello) 19:55, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keepable by title alone. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:13, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep!!!!11111 Did I ever tell you I once went out with one of his ex-girlfriends? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Delete (5)
  1. Please, please, please, can we get rid of this? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:34, 4 April 2011
  2. Emm... Noobaward Cat the Colourful Noobaward 05:00, April 4, 2011
  3. *sprays liquid feces all over the article* --Roman Dog Bird 07:12, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate for putting that song in my head again (though I did have it on CD once, just before it was a meme!). -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:27, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A small replacement article is now ready, based on #100-95 and #1 from original, a couple factoids from Wikipedia, illustrations from Rick Astley, and the above comment by TheSlyFox. Spıke Ѧ 18:49 5-Apr-11
  • The first six are things that Rick Astley sang that he was Never Gonna Do, and seeing them set out in a matter-of-fact list in an encyclopedia article was quite funny. But there is just not enough material here for a ritual Uncyclopedia Top 100. Particularly, "Prematurely ejaculate whenever the word, "Spangles" is uttered," the use of {{USERNAME}}, and the use of {{C}}. Rename it Top ten things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do, kill the template, supply a photo, and make 7 through 10 really good, and it's a keeper. Spıke Ѧ 12:00 4-Apr-11
    In fact, if you userspace this after you kill it, I'll do the work. Spıke Ѧ 12:02 4-Apr-11
    I agree with My Learned Friend. Since you've got to be a good age (ahem) to remember this guy, this stuff could be wound into an article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:31, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    I've been interested in the eighties for some time now, so I would probably be able to help polish it with images or something. This was actually a mainstay in my car CD player until it became a meme, which pretty much killed it. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 19:43, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    So you haven't liked it since 2003? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:53, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    It's not that I haven't liked it since then, it's just that seeing it all over the TV, YouTube, Internet etc. just kind of wore it out. It probably won't make its way onto a CD of mine again for another few years, at which time it will become old enough to be fresh again. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:57, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    As identified, only the first six lines are funny. Would be great if the rewrite could keep the same ryhmin scheme as those lines. Does 100 divide by 6 exactly? Someone must have done this calculation before. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:21, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Detective Bukkake of the 187th Precinct

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 44578 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Keep. Can we start using VFD to delete actual shite rather than things that continue some decent amount of funny. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
    NEVERR!! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:02, 6 April 2011
  2. Keep. I like it. {{expand}}? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:54, Apr 6
Delete (5)
  1. In the beginning of 2007, this was kept, folks saying it could be fixed up and made glorious or some such, and... er... well, someone added a bunch of links in the meantime, but that's pretty much it. It has some apparent decentness, but rather little. Needs an article. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:42, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Disinfect.  Aside from bukkake being a really old meme, this really doesn't have much redeeming value. Is this supposed to be parodying a specific show, or is it just vaguely directed at all seventies detective series? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:05, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is really just one tired wank joke, in the style of a TV series. Amazing that people expected it to improve. Spıke Ѧ 11:50 4-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks incomplete after the intro/set-up. A waste of time for anyone to spend any time in this article's junkyard. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:36, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 17:55, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Dead Animal Rights Day

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 44578 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like the title and the concept. Move to Dead Animal Rights ? --Coronium&#039;s signature 16:01, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Yes, I like it. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat 05:40, April 5, 2011
Delete (6)
  1. Doesn't really make sense, nor make much of a point save for... being silly. I dunno, this one's iffy. Make of it what you will. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:38, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Pointless, mostly meme-based (PETA), bleah!. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:24, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. If you want to ridicule PETA, do it with cleverness and humor. This listy HowTo has neither. Spıke Ѧ 11:47 4-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rambles off into the Wonderful World of Lists. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:49, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Jackofspades (talk) 17:58, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete. Pointless, listy and dull. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:51, Apr 6

Slashdot (country)

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 44583 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article which treats a website as a country? Yeah, that's very original. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:27, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Weak delete. The concept of morphing Unix into a country is promising but abandoned in favor of memecraft, from Oprah to Star Trek to pwnage. I'd flip my vote if it acquired some real relation to Unix. Spıke Ѧ 00:53 4-Apr-11
  3. Eh, turning it into a country could work just fine... but it'd need something this just ain't got. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:23, 5 April 2011
  4. Delete. Oprah, Comic Book Guy - it has it all! Except originality or humour. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:43, Apr 6
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Erratic flying elephant (Randumbo). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:02, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Get Kicked Out of School

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 44586 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. This is still a giant, mostly unfunny pile of lists on a duplicate topic. Yes, the approaches differ, but... this one is a giant pile of mostly unfunny list. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:30, 3 April 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal LISTS! Take them out and you have 2 lines of text Jackofspades (talk) 19:03, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The student responsible for this should serve five years on a Roman galley. Anyone say Ben-Hur? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:38, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Hnng - listcruft. Oh, how I missed VFD. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:41, Apr 6
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. Erm.... Romartus, Didn't Lollipop write this? He's most definitely not a Student. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 18:52, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
    Lollipop hasn't even edited it... Jackofspades (talk) 20:56, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Tyring not to get confusion over my similar article, HowTo:Get Expelled from School; which I think is better. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:59, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Oops! I got confused there. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:01, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

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