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...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Steel-Plated Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order.

“Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia.”
~ John Milton on stating the obvious

Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave?

If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia!

The process:

  • The first 10 days of a month (1st - 10th), registered users have a vote to see if we need more ops (active op votes count double in this vote). A minimum score of +5 must be attained in order to progress to the next level.
  • The next 2 days (48 hours) of a month (11th and the 12th), any users can nominate users for oppage (not yourself), but not vote. Any nominees who do not wish to become a sysop can opt out at this stage.
  • The next 8 days (13th - 20th) registered users may vote for up to three people for oppage (active op votes count double in this vote). If only one candidate from this round would progress to the next level, that level is cancelled and the candidate is opped.
  • The following 10 days of a month (21st - 30th), the users with at least 70% of the leader are moved into a third round of voting. In this round each user gets two votes apiece (unless there are only two candidates). Stacking these votes is not allowed. In the event of a tie in this round, the candidate with more votes in the previous round than the other gets oppage.
  • The Admins, acting in consensus, shall strike any nomination and any vote that they determine is not from an active contributor in good standing on this website.

All dates/times are based upon UTC. See the talk page for discussion pertaining to these rules.


MrN9000 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +25

Under user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +24
  • Nom. A hardworking, level-headed guy who has deserved sysop powers for a long time. Woah, deja vu. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:23, Feb 11
  • For Obviously. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:05, Feb 13
  • Also for, also obviously. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:14, Feb 13
  • W♥v. Of my three votes, this is the candidate I would really like to see get opped finally. He's the most consistent, the most hard working, the most British. The other candidates are all great (excluding Mhaille, he needs more time to grow and learn the rules first) but UU's my man. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:27, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For. He's like Sycamore, but without that unfortunate "breaking my heart" thing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:50, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 00:59, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For. --Docile hippopotamus 04:59, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For per above. --Mnb'z 05:26, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:32, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For Per Sys. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:39 13 February 2009
  • Symbol for vote very for - A consistantly positive and benificial force on the wiki, helps me out all the time, and helps others to produce better work as well.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:22, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Obvious For. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:49, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For Has helped me since the beginning and does more work than anyone I see around here. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 16:58, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • I think we need a unique touch with some of our recurring vandals, IPs, hooligans and general idiots. We need someone to sit next to them, listen to their trouble, nod politely, smile, give some comfort, and then beat them to death with his cushioned ban stick. Or drown them with a flood of shit he's carrying around in his smithing kit. We need nice admins, as we are all cold heartless bastards, and UU is our man. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:20, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Definitely. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:34, Feb 13
  • Duh. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:50, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • 4 Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:22, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For, because he's everywhere. Always. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:54, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment, I'm pretty sure I've wasted whatever votes I get this round, but I remember UnderUser as being generally helpful, and the fact deserves mentioning. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:51, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For — can we just skip the final round and op MrN and UU? It's not like anyone's going to get anywhere near them. –—Hv (talk) 16/02 22:41
  • "It is not so much that we want to preserve democracy. It is that we need to preserve the illusion of democracy." Also, For. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 11:15, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Sycamore (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Nom. Recent Changes machine made flesh. Now he shall be made op against his will. There can be only one. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:29, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
    • Not too sure how to come across right here... Although I am very flattered to be nominated, I'd like to rule myself out now. There are number of reasons for this, however the most important is that it would not be as fun to be a sysop for me and there would be no need for the stuff I do around here.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:55, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
      • But...but.... Sir SysRq (talk) 02:54, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
      • I don't believe in anything anymore! /me runs to bedroom, slams door Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:14, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Invalid protest for I say we op him against his will. --Mnb'z 05:29, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Were does it say we can't vote for self-withdrawn users? --Mnb'z 07:07, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by you in the Uncyclopedian Manifesto, it states quite clearly that all users shall be banned if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy- "Wherein one user has withdrawn himself/herself from acceptance of the title of sysop it is, without question, both illegal and immoral to vote for said user for the title of sysop as it would ravage his/her wishes." et cetera, et cetera... "The result of such an offense will lead to a 1-day ban, and a swift kick in the pants, britches, or knickers as each is accustomed to, given nationality." et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You voted against Sycamore's wishes. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get *BANNED*! You lose! Good day sir! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:28, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
|Yeah, Jean Wilder is so 80s. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:24, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Penis (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1

RabbiTechno (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 13
  • Nom|For A decent person who could help the site (albeit a jew...) who I don't think will abuse his powers if he gets them. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 00:49, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
    • He's not already an op? But he's a Jew! Sir SysRq (talk) 02:09, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
      • Well, I'm honoured. I'm not sure how much time I can devote to Uncyc, but after more than two years of reverting, writing and...er...arithmetic, I'll see how things go come the votes. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:17, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
        • Ah, the three Rs of Uncyc: Uncycropredria. There they are! Sneaky little fellers. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:34, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For, although he's going to have to work on building up that ego. I can say that because I AM ADMIN! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:48, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For, although he's going to have to work on building up that penis. I can say that because I AM ADMIN! -RAHB 00:56, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Knows what to do. Does it. End of. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:11, Feb 13
  • For, although he's going to have to work on building up RAHBS penis. I can say that because I'VE SEEN IT!!!! Also, Zionist cabal FTW. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:23, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Hella For. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:58, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • for it was between him and heerenveen. a coin was flipped. it was heads. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:29, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
  • 4 - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:25, Feb 15

Heerenveen (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 13
  • Nom On the grounds of he's a fantastic editor, and also on the grounds of "awwwwww, no faaaaiiirrr! Colin took miiiine!" -RAHB 01:55, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
  • F♥r. Played a few rounds of Gears of War 2 with this guy. He's alright. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:24, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For -RAHB 05:31, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For. UU say: yay, tankie tankie! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:13, Feb 13
  • Yup Per Sys. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:33 13 February 2009
  • Symbol for vote For. - As before I think he would make a great op--Sycamore (Talk) 12:28, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. RC machine. Good guy. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:14, Feb 13
  • For. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 02:34, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 07:41, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For - [10:49 14 February 2009] YYettie
  • I for with the power of a thousand suns --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:12, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Orian57 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
Nominations: 3
  • Joke nom. Come on, we can't have any faggots as ops. Get real. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:11, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
    • Why joke-nom? I could be an admin. Probably. I mean my firt initiative would be to ban Yettie which would do more for this site than some really useful thing. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:20 11 February 2009
      • It's a joke because you're gay. Everyone knows you can't trust gay people to hold public office. Just ask the people of the lovely state of Florida. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:24, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Real nom. Mainly because he doesn't like jews. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:18, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  • No, seriously, an actual real nom Because Zombiebaron was lying! Orian loves Jews. Perhaps a little too much sometimes if you ask me... Plus he's...ummm...really helpful? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:32, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Mainly because Woody (who will henceforth always be referred to by that name. henceforth. will. exclamation mark.) insinuated that my nomination wasn't really real. Also because my nomination was real. And finally, because he doesn't like jews. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:39, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Mhaille (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • Nom I think he's finally about ready for this responsibility. -RAHB 02:12, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For, but I only hope that his new op responsibilities don't stop him trying to get his first featured article. Don't give up Mhaille! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:34, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Bloody ZB making a mess as always. I say, less mess more banning of people. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:30, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  • I thought you couldn't vote yet? - [07:50 12 February 2009] YYettie
  • *sigh* The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:34, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
  • You see this nameplate? You see this helmet? You see this chair? JUST WHO ARE YOU MISTAKING ME FOR THAT YOU THINK I HAVE TO "FOLLOW" THE QUOTE "RULES" UNQUOTE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:42, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Olipro Approved Deserves it -- \o/ 04:34, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Fore And his teacher said he'd never amount to anything, poppycock. I see great things. --CharitwoTalk 01:21, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Dolphin ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 01:04, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Charitwo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +14

Mnbvcxz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

A hardworking Uncyclopedian. Mnbvcxz has won Reviewer of the month and Uncyclopedian of the month and is top 2 with 63 in depth reviews for the top 10 all time reviewers. Contributes to the Village Dump. Deserves sysop powers. --Docile hippopotamus 05:09, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

This is either a bad case of hero-worship, or a rather subtle joke-nom. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:19, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
Go away, Colin. The adults are busy. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:38, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Joe SheA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1

YesTimeToEdit (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nom there's not no way this guy doesn't not deserve it. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:55, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For I honestly think I'd make a much better admin than I do a regular user. - [10:49 14 February 2009] YYettie

Cajek (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3
  • Nom We could use a guy like this for this job besides he'll be at 100 blocks (I remember the quote "Cajek for Admin when he reaches 100 blocks" by the end of the month. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:28, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Has he reached 100 blocks? Cause I'm not voting him for SysOp until that time. - [07:40 12 February 2009] YYettie
  • I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. Just thought I'd mention it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:39, Feb 12
Oh fuck... Space Jam. That was awsome movie! I ruined the videa teh amount of times I watched that! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:05 12 February 2009
80 blocks by my count, and Space Jam kicks ass. -RAHB 07:53, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
That song was also in Hercules. Unless I'm confusing Hercules with Space Jam due to the large amount of aliens that appear in both. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:45, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
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