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*'''YES!''' Ah, Starnes. The most <s>mean, nasty, boring, dull, smelly, perverted</s>....interesting....person by far. Yeah, he <s>sucks</s> rocks. Love, {{User:Vampiregirl/sig}}
*'''YES!''' Ah, Starnes. The most <s>mean, nasty, boring, dull, smelly, perverted</s>....interesting....person by far. Yeah, he <s>sucks</s> rocks. Love, {{User:Vampiregirl/sig}}
*'''Self For''' --{{User:Starnestommy/sig4}} <small>16:04, Jul. 14, 2008</small>
*'''Self For''' --{{User:Starnestommy/sig4}} <small>16:04, Jul. 14, 2008</small>
'''NOM AND FOR'''-HE DESERVES IT. {{User:Baseball16/sig2}} 12:47, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

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...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Steel-Plated Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order.

“Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia.”
~ John Milton on stating the obvious

Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave?

If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia!

The process:

  • The first 10 days of a month (1st - 10th), registered users have a vote to see if we need more ops (active op votes count double in this vote). A minimum score of +5 must be attained in order to progress to the next level.
  • The next 2 days (48 hours) of a month (11th and the 12th), any users can nominate users for oppage (not yourself), but not vote. Any nominees who do not wish to become a sysop can opt out at this stage.
  • The next 8 days (13th - 20th) registered users may vote for up to three people for oppage (active op votes count double in this vote). If only one candidate from this round would progress to the next level, that level is cancelled and the candidate is opped.
  • The following 10 days of a month (21st - 30th), the users with at least 70% of the leader are moved into a third round of voting. In this round each user gets two votes apiece (unless there are only two candidates). Stacking these votes is not allowed. In the event of a tie in this round, the candidate with more votes in the previous round than the other gets oppage.
  • The Admins, acting in consensus, shall strike any nomination and any vote that they determine is not from an active contributor in good standing on this website.

All dates/times are based upon UTC. See the talk page for discussion pertaining to these rules.

Vote Vote Vote Vote

Heerenveen (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +11
  • Nom and for. Per my reasoning last month; "Recent changes slut, QVFD whore, and UOTM for April." </lazy> A great asset to Uncyclopedia, this tank needs bigger guns. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 12:25, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For He's done more for the site than I ever have or will.   Le Cejak <17:53, 13 Jul 2008>
  • For Per Manticore. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:20, Jul 13
  • For - Also per Mantiwhore BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jul 13, 18:22
  • For. Tireless and awesome. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:51, Jul 13
  • For - I think he sometimes is about here, possibly doing things or something like that--Sycamore (Talk) 11:35, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:39, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Yeah Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:21, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

SysRq (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2
  • Nom I think he said he'd quite like it, I think he'd make quite a friendly admin and also I'm just nomming a load of people, here... - [12:31 11 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
    • Haha. You said load. Like semen. Thanks yettie. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 20:35 Jul 11
  • For. Per YTTE. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:27, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Pointless self for. Probably not my month, considering I'm not that active right now (busy with the music stuff) but I still think that I would be a decent op. Whatever. MrN deserves it more than anyone. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 23:09 Jul 13

Under user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

  • Nom When I first came to Uncyclopedia I thought UU was an admin. I think he deserves this, but he may have turned it down last month. Unfortunately I'm too lazy yo check that. - [12:31 11 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
    Indeed I did, and I'm rejecting the nom again this month. Nice of you to say, thanks YTTE, but my contribs are likely to tail off dramatically in the next couple of months, then I'll miss pretty much all of September. So not a great time to be opped, really! Besides, there are more deserving candidates, and Sycamore's just edit conflicted me and nommed one of the very best in MrN!. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:40, Jul 11
Sorry about that--Sycamore (Talk) 12:41, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
How sort of ironic...you edit conflicted me with that! Anyway, to UU: Fair enough! I believe I remember you saying something about that, but blah. Now I'm off to try and find ingenius new ways to whore myself in a certain otM. Did I just say that out loud? - [12:42 11 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

MrN9000 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +16
  • Nom - He's good--Sycamore (Talk) 12:37, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
    Yeah, it would definitely make a lot of sense to promote one of our more dedicated poopsmiths, since that seems to be one of the more common admin duties... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:52, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Most indubitably. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [13/07 17:53]
  • For   Le Cejak <17:54, 13 Jul 2008>
  • For - He makes a great job of VFD, and he'd make an even better one as an admin BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jul 13, 18:23
  • For He's one of those people you think is an admin anyway if you don't know any better and you're stupid. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:40, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Do it. Doooo it. Doooooooooo itttt... sirErr.gifsysrq @ 20:00 Jul 13
  • For - not promoting MrN9000 would be a mistake of apocalyptic proportions. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:24, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For. Because he's so definitely not pants. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:42, Jul 13
  • For Duh -RAHB 21:45, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For This old man deserves the honour. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:58, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Trousers!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:17 Jul 14, 2008
  • Self-against. Hea, with all the self-4s which are going on, I'm just trying to be different. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:51, Jul 14
  • Feed my...Frankenstein! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:11, Jul 15
  • For - He does stuff--Sycamore (Talk) 11:37, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:38, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I very much vote For this good man being an admin. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 16:06, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For A great help around the site, and pretty damn awesome to good n00bs. Pretty damn hard on the assholes too. I see nothing wrong with this. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 03:24, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote over 9000 huffs --CharitwoTalk 03:04, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +14

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +16

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +21
  • Nom, as per what you all expected. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:18, Jul 11
  • For, as I pointed out last month, he is the very model of a modern major general. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:53, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For. It's been brought to my attention that, with respect to binomial theorem, he's teeming with a lot 'o news. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:26, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Self For I hate to self for on this, but I just think I'd do a pretty good job at this point. -RAHB 21:45, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For. His self-for indicates a giant ego that would, I hope, go mad with power. Mad! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:25, 13 July 2008 (UTC) I've thought about it, and his self-for terrifies me. I woke up in a cold sweat and everything. Especially everything. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:16, 14 July 2008 (UTC) For. His unself-for'ing indicates a heretofore unrecognized level of unselfishness. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:50, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Yeah! this way he gets two votes instead of just one! (Not that he doesn't deserve it. Go Rahb!)   Le Cejak <2:11, 19 Jul 2008>

One-eyed Jack (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +9
  • This nomination has nothing to do with OEJ's nomination last month. Instead, this nom has everything to do the fact that I feel that if Mr. Jack keeps doing what he does - but with a flaming-vorpal-admin-sword +2 - stuff would be gooder. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:34, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. I was his personal advocate for several months, before Modus' non-oppage became so blatantly unfair that I picked up his torch. Now I'm back on OEJ's horse. One of the original Pee-review peeps, and I'd venture he has more pees than anyone else here.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:15, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For. OEJ is one of the good guys. I'm not going to hold that against him. Hopefully his contribs will pick up when he can do whateveritis that admins do. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:28, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For, and not just because the guy who nommed him used the term "flaming-vorpal-admin-sword +2". -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:27, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For per those guys. 'Specially ZB. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 15/07 18:56
  • For. He can holster his ban hammer in his empty socket. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:50, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Orion Blastar (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Another member of the "3 years at Uncyclopedia Club", and I'm not even sure if Orion has ever been nommed for VFS - or, if he has, I don't remember it. In anycase, Orion's three years, so far, have been marked by a diligent adherence to quality and humour. He'd make a fine sysop. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:40, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
I don't see the evidence for this nom to be honest. Yes, he's a fine writer, one of our finest. But just scrolling through his past 500 contribs, I see very little in the way of reverting or maintenance. That's also absolutely fine, no-one's obliged to do that stuff apart from us. But I could swear that I had a rant before about adminship not being simply a reward for longevity - ignorable by all means, and I don't expect my rant to be doctrine, but I do still feel the same way. I think Orion's great, but I don't really see anything that suggests to me that his adminship would be particularly beneficial to himself or to the site; in fact, my concern stems from the fact that we could reduce the comedic output of a very talented writer by obliging him to perform mundane tasks. This is not an oppose. I'd like to hear OB's opinion on this. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:14, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
I only mentioned Orion's "longevity" as an indicator of his dedication to the wiki. He's been around for three years, so I doubt he'll bugger off after doing nonstop admin-stuff for two months. Also, as I walked through his contribs, I did notice enough VFD edits, and enough reverts to satisfy me. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:40, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Cool. I have no doubt that you're less lazy more thorough than me. :P -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:51, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Charitwo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7
  • Yea, you know? That one IRC guy? The one that keeps reverting crap and helping out during vandal sprees? Who we all decided to give rollback to waaaaay back when? And patrols for vandalism throughout the day? And then reverts that vandalism? Yea, him. Nom & For. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:52, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Fo-Reverted edit(s) of Heerenveen to last version by Jocke Pirat. Amazingly quick. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [13/07 20:04]
  • Machine --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:25, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For This is like my 4th or 5th nom, I could probably use some extra firepower for vandals. --CharitwoTalk 06:49, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For - Sure, he blacked out my talk page, but hey, he's a nice guy....or she's a nice girl? - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 20:25, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
    Not a girl. --CharitwoTalk 20:39, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
    So, what's with the ballerina outfit? Are you trying to tell us that you're a ballerino? Is that even a word? Question of some kind? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:04, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
    I don't know what you're talking about. --CharitwoTalk 01:29, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
    I didn't say "Stop dancing"! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:12, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For A reverting beast, and a good guy. Right now when he reverts vandals, he's gotta wait for someone else to block them. Might as well cut out the middleman, and help out everyone. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:52, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

THEDUDEMAN (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3
  • Nomination. Insert obvious reasons here. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 14:40, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For - He has been doing plenty of good stuff lately. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:24, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote THEDUDEOP --CharitwoTalk 04:16, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Bonner (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5
  • Self Nom and For Oh wait... I like this yooser. He looks like cheese. And there are many other reasons. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:52, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Self for I suppose - BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jul 13, 18:19 Actually this would be better used elsewhere BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jul 13, 18:21
  • Symbol for vote Strong For. He's making a comeback baby. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 22:49, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For the longest time, I thought he already was an op. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:13 Jul 13
  • NOW I'm giving him the For. I also did a bit of score cleanup. I wouldn't of thought he would get 3 entire points! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 09:24, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
    He got 4, actually (admin votes counting double, and Mantiwhore falling into that category and all). And he was very close to getting a fifth from me. We really do have a lot of outstanding candidates! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:30, Jul 14
  • Five (points now) --Pinkytalk 21:42, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Starnestommy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6

Orian57 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

NOM AND FOR-HE DESERVES IT. Founding Member Baseball16Baseball16 12:47, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

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