...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Steel-Plated Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order.

“Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia”

~ John Milton on stating the obvious

Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave?

If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia!

The process (all dates and times are calculated in UTC, unless someone gets lazy and is a few hours late/early)

• The first 10 days of a month (1st - 10th), all users have a vote to see if we need more ops (op votes count double in this vote).^†
• The next 2 days (48 hours) of a month (11th and the 12th), any users can nominate users for oppage (not yourself you egotistical jerk!), but not vote. Hold your horses there.
• The next 8 days (13th - 20th) support up to three people for oppage (op votes count double in this vote).^∆
• The following 10 days of a month (21st - 30th), current ops take the users with at least 50% of the leader and vote on who to op. Each op gets two votes apiece (unless there are only two candidates). Stacking these votes is not allowed. In the event of a tie in this round, the candidate with more user votes than the other gets oppage.
• The last day of the months with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (Zombiebaron goes first with 6 bullets)

†: a minimum score of +7 must be attained in order to progress to the next level.
∆: if only one candidate from this round would progress to the next level, that level is canceled and the candidate is opped.

NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against wiki-terrorism