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*'''Abstain'''. Who cares about new admins?! Mexican pigs are making people sick!! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 13:55, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
*'''Nah.''' - {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig3}} <small><small>19:01, May 1</small></small>
*{{Against|Nope}}, site is running fine as far as I can see. Recent Changes almost always has an admin on it, and the maintenance categories rarely go unchecked. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|19:13 May 01, 2009}}
*'''Against''' making the place any more of a police state. --{{User:Todd_Lyons/sig}} 20:30, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
*'''I had a dream that nobody could see.''' I threw away everything that I didn't need. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 21:55, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
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*'''NEIN!''' No, not nine, you idiot. {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 14:11, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
*'''Not''' unless it's Modusoperandi's sister. I heard her name is Frank. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 21:50, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
*:Frank''lin''. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 22:23, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
*'''No, never'''. {{User:Roman Dog Bird/sig}} 03:36, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

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...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Steel-Plated Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order.

“Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia.”
~ John Milton on stating the obvious

Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave?

If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia!

The process:

  • The first 10 days of a month (1st - 10th), registered users have a vote to see if we need more ops (active op votes count double in this vote). A minimum score of +5 must be attained in order to progress to the next level.
  • The next 2 days (48 hours) of a month (11th and the 12th), any users can nominate users for oppage (not yourself), but not vote. Any nominees who do not wish to become a sysop can opt out at this stage.
  • The next 8 days (13th - 20th) registered users may vote for up to three people for oppage (active op votes count double in this vote). If only one candidate from this round would progress to the next level, that level is cancelled and the candidate is opped.
  • The following 10 days of a month (21st - 30th), the users with at least 70% of the leader are moved into a third round of voting. In this round each user gets two votes apiece (unless there are only two candidates). Stacking these votes is not allowed. In the event of a tie in this round, the candidate with more votes in the previous round than the other gets oppage.
  • The Admins, acting in consensus, shall strike any nomination and any vote that they determine is not from an active contributor in good standing on this website.

All dates/times are based upon UTC. See the talk page for discussion pertaining to these rules.

New ops in May

“No. Never”
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