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Mohammed Cartoon (?)

Score:+6 Danish cities nuked Featured picture candidate
Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be that back of Mohammad's head. Image credit: Modusoperandi Archive - Discuss this image

• Nom and for. I laughed so hard at this... --User:Nintendorulez 21:29, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
• For: Best image on the page at the moment. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 21:39, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
• For Hehe, he's wearing a silly hat thing. *Notices everyone staring menacingly*... Erm, I mean "that's a funny picure".--Kenmcfa 21:49, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
• For, it was one of the first original pics that I put on Uncyc (for Freedom of speech, natch)...and a friend stumbled across it recently and asked what the thing on his head was; it's a Danish, obviously. Lemon, if memory serves.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:24, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
• Weak Against. This joke deserves a better picture. If it was anyone else, I'd vote for, but Modus' PS skills are well-proven so the bar should be a bit higher. 23:29, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

  To be honest, I'd rather see this not make feature rather than redo it, because as a cartoon that satirized the cartoons that parodied Muhammad (or, more importantly, the reaction thereof) this was my first overtly political edit for Uncyc. Also, it's funny. As this is a cartoon, my 'chopping skills are superfluous (if it was a 'chopped pic, it would be something else. What it wouldn't be is this). As a comic, it works quite well IMO, far better than its pencil-on-napkin origin would suggest.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:21, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

• For. Oh my God, that IS a Danish on his head!--<<>> 00:10, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. Its hilarious. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:45, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
• For It's a riot. Get it? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:07, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian N00b Policy

Score:+8 whinging users Featured picture candidate
Trying to write a page, eh? Feel my wrath, n00b! Image credit: FreeMorpheme Archive - Discuss this image

• Self nom. I made this in response to Wikipedia's awful pictures here. As we are an infinitely better site I think we need an infinitely better picture to go with our policies, even if they are joke ones. Then everyone knows where they are: Uncyclopedia=1; N00bs=0; Wikipedia=-10. 07:55, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
• Yikes....and oh...For. You forgot to vote for yourself so I did that for you... -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 08:03, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
• For - describes our policies perfectly. And a good pic. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:06, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
• For---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:29, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 23:37, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
• For, although it could be brighter/more contrasted. Drat, I shoulda said that at Reefer. Ah, well. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:49, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against --Micoolio101 01:13, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
• For per Micoolio101. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 01:56, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
• Conditional Against This Vote Is To Be Counted As A For If: There are bubbles; The "water" looks like water; It becomes less of an inside joke which is likely to scare away first time users. Zombiebaron reserves the right to determine if these conditions are met. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:13, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

I spent ages on those bubbles, ZB, damn ya. 07:23, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

What bubbles! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 11:41, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

How dare you! Can I please ask everyone to click on the image to see it in its full glory, bubbles and all, before they vote. Honestly, just because they're not round... 17:21, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

The fact that I had to click the image "to see it in its full glory", and to tell the the "bubbles" weren't dirt on my screen, is yet anouther reason why it shoudln't be featured. Featured images should be funny at Main Page Size (M/S) not at Click On Size (COS). --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:57, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

• For But I reckon it would be better as an animated .gif. Baby swims - jaws slam down - head flies off - blood everywhere. It'll have 'em on their feet all over Doncaster. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:46, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • No. Animated GIFs are EXTREMELY annoying. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 09:50, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. Meh, I have grown to like it. -- Hindleyite 16:48, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
• For, works for me -- sannse (talk) 20:07, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. So true!! Love it. -- 21:39, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
• за. For 00:59, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • D'oh. An automated translation. Stop playing a Russian, one would never say that. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 11:43, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:25, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against: Oh great, we don't like new users, let's eat babies, that's so funny but not really. On top of that, the image is too big and the quality is meh. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:48, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
• Weak Against I kinda like the idea, but its almost impossible to see the baby, and I sorta agree with Gwax that the whole eating babies thing aint very funny. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:24, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
• Weak yay. Not particularly funny in itself, but in the context of the acutal Wikipedia images, quite clever. - NewMess1ah 22:21, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against, it's only funny in the context of the Wikipedia images. As such it would go better on a page, vice standalone.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:51, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. I can't explain, but the caption next to the huge jaw makes me laugh. Go figure.--Procopius 02:36, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
• ForThat looks like a fossil too.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 04:52, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. - Simple but good, stylish and damp. - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 13:13, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
• For biting n00bs. --User:Nintendorulez 16:35, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

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Dead Funny

Score:+9 Forgotten Sons Featured picture candidate
The Tomb of the Unknown Uncyclopedian. Image credit: Mhaille Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 04:34, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

• Don't often Self Nom and For but I'd really like to see this on the front page. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:15, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
• Fer He linked me. ooooohhohohh Sliferjam ~ This is my new signature. Cool huh? 16:10, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
• For, though you misspelled humor, Mhaille.--<<>> 17:42, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

  For. British spelling is more cultured and, therefore, superior to American. Obviously. That's why it was the Oscar Wilde meme and not the Walt Whitman meme.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:52, 4 October 2006 (UTC) Abstain. That it's not two gravestones and lacks a pithy comment on the stone (as was suggested in Reefer Desk) is souring my vote. But I reserve the right to change my mind, again, later on. I do that sometimes.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:17, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

• For Not too shabby.. --Kenmcfa 21:39, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:33, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
• For --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 01:22, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
• For WAHOO CANADIAN SPELLINGS! --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:30, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against--Spin 01:58, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against I'm quickly losing all hope for VFP's future. —rc (t) 02:02, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

  Is nothing we do good enough for you? Whaaa! <flees page, crying> --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:19, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

• Against, Agree with RC. Some of the notions of image quality and such attributes people have are diverse at least and utterly strange at most. -Vosnul 08:55, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. Strange is what we like about Mhaille. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 11:21, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
• For..... 12:54, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

  I would bet a hundred dollars that if I made an self-nominated an image like this, it would be off of the VFP page in a matter of minutes. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~19:48, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Well duh. That's because it would suck if you did it. 13:06, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

• Against. Ummm, what the fark? --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 15:50, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against... Gee wiz... ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|MDA|+S 18:42, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Mhaille, I hate you now. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (18:59, 6 October 2006 (UTC))
• For. It's brilliant, 'Nuff said, Although it would be cooler if it was actually like a grave in the ground. The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a rifle. 23:31, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
• No. I will not allow it. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 17:31, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Sorry Mhaille...Dont really find this one funny. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 19:18, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
• For In requiem --Roger The Bum Full sig!
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  CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 04:55, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. I really need a script that automatically votes "for" any of Mhaille's images. Save time and all that. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:18, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
• I suppose I have to vote for. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:52, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
• I love this image. But maybe a transparent background instead of white would look better in the box. --Keitei, in mourning for the loss of our dear Humour 14:58, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

I already uploaded Image:Deadfunnytomb.png, which has transparent background, but Mhaille wanted his to be featured. So Mhaille, now two people want the .png. :D --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:00, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

• F-F-For Oh rapier, why did you leave me?--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 04:57, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against The humour's in the text, not the image --Jamtrousers 20:48, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
• For Mhaille threatened to cut me if I didn't. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:48, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against *sporks his eyeballs out* Good text, though. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 08:56, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
• For Mhaille told me to vote. --  Skiddles (talk)
• FOR see previous commment from above user, beaten into voting, the way it should be--Weedwacker 13:47, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against: As Jamtrousers points out, the humor is in the text; ask yourselves, could we change the text and have a better image or could we remove the text and have a viable image. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:58, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against: Because the image itself doesn't look like a photo. Where's the grass? the other tombs in the background? the fancy symbol on the grave to show someone almost cared? ---Rev. Isra (talk) 18:32, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
• For --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 18:33, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
• Nay. - Very fitting that the image itself is not funny. - NewMess1ah 22:21, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
• Sympathy For. - Well made image but lazy, not even any grass or mud, just text on grey. not very interesting, or funny either. - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 13:09, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. I think it's simplistic nature is where it's true beauty lies. Can't you feel the emotion? --Anyone 15:23, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
• For 62.0.106.156 21:34, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. Hehee. -- 22:12, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Just doesn't make me laugh. --User:Nintendorulez 22:18, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Field Navigation

Score:+9 confused engineers Featured picture candidate
In the United States of America they use the Imperial System, which employs such units of measure as "football fields". The original British form is of measure is "football pitches"; however, in order not to confuse baseball fans it has been changed to "football fields". Image credit: Zombiebaron Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 06:00, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

• Self Nomination and For I made this and it got a pretty firm ingnoring on PHP. So, I'm nominationing it anyway. --Sir Zombiebaron 22:28, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Nobody uses the metric system in the UK. Not willingly, anyway. 19:24, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

• First, For. Second, the caption. Isn't Buffalo in the U.S? Also, the Football field in the background is for American Football, not soccer. I would change the caption to say "In the U.S.A. they use "The Customary System", which employs such units of measure as "football fields" and Bushels." -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:48, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
• Conditional for, if you totally Britain-ize or American-ize it. I don't think there's a 'Buffalo' in Britain (since, y'know, there's not many buffalo there), and proper Brits would never call it a 'field'- it's a pitch. -- cdr. thetoastman tlk ctr cun f@h 21:59, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

Okay you two, I changed it. My original intent was to have an increased "WTF Factor", but I guess this'll do, eh? --Sir Zombiebaron 17:45, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

• For Buffalo is just as dreary in real life.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 04:54, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:41, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. Because I come from Buffalo and I rather liked the Sabres. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~21:45, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. - quite a simple photoshop and the joke wasn't that... good. - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 13:16, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:23, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. The front page needs more random zaniness...... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:22, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. Because, and also Most Assuredly. --Anyone 15:21, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
• For because I'm feeling sympathetic--Shandon 15:35, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

• For meh...not in a good mood... The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
• For Because he only needs one more vote... and it's quite amusing --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 15:56, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Sorry ZB, but I agree w/Osirisx's well reasoned rational. I've pondered this pic and its predecessor ever since they appeared on Reefer Desk, but the idea is still filling me with meh.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:47, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. I just dont find this funny. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 19:44, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Only slightly funny.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 09:33, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. because he said he'll vote back when i want I love measuring in football fields, WOOOOOT NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire

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• For. Ditto Zid. :) -- 22:20, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
• For Please don't hurt me Mhaille! Zombie made me do it! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:46, 23 October 2006 (UTC)