# Uncyclopedia:VFP

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Sign below a picture you find excellent - new nominations go on top. Unsigned votes will be thrown out, and IP votes carry less weight than votes cast by a registered user, because anonymous IPs are pathetic peons in our eyes. Feel free to add an thumb + description + article. You may nominate and vote for your own images: such is the freedom of Uncyclopedia. Make sure your vote is clear, by using 'For' and 'Against' in bold type. Neutral votes are absolutely unnecessary. If you're only making a comment and not voting, be sure to note that.

Please submit only original pictures to VFP! Images cribbed from elsewhere on the internet will not be featured on the front page, though you are welcome to use them in articles.

For discussion about VFP see Uncyclopedia:Community_Portal/archive2#Here_we_go_again_with_Rainbow_Brite.

When nominating an image, the template Template:VFP should be added to the end of the entry using {{VFP}}. A featured article should have the template Template:ImageFP, using {{ImageFP}}.

Removal/archival of failed/expired candidates, as well as the decision on which have reached failure, must only be performed by the sysops who have nothing better to do than look at pictures all day, so leave it to them.

You can see all the featured images listed here, or on the archived voting page.

# VFP

## Rumble In Euroipods

The infamous "Rumble in Euroipods" was wrought with ego-related injuries.

I just made this picture, to be added to talk:euroipods. I think it's pretty funny (but I would say that), and it'd be great as a featured image. --Carlos the Mean 04:54, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Oh, and I'm for. --Carlos the Mean 04:55, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Me too, but why the hell am I fighting you, CTM?--Sir Flammable KUN 05:27, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Here --Carlos the Mean 05:25, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Yes, it's self-referencing; yes, few people will get it; but it's hilarious, and I'm voting for it anyway. --—rc (t) 05:57, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Heh, I just noticed it says "VERUS" instead of "VERSUS" (on the original too). --—rc (t) 07:50, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

YES! Definetly an inside joke, for sure; but seeing as I'm inside of it... --Putz 07:43, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Yeah. Maybe it will prompt a few people to read the Talk page (which probably should have been nominated VFH itself). -- T. (talk) 09:33, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Moon Images

One of the official moon landing images released by NASA.

For and nomination. I liked this one. --Mosquitopsu 14:39, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. Oh the hilarity. --officer designate Lugiatm 17:00, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against. Awful. --InfernalAsparagus 18:19, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For (I think) -- um, some people might not understand this one ... it took me a second to get it ... tell me if I'm wrong in what this is supposed to mean.

I think this is suppoed to be about the conspiracy theory that many people have that NASA didn't actually land men on the moon, and that the moon images aer all fake -- so this image is supposedly some NASA-conspirator attempting to produce a moon-walk image in MS-Paint. right? or maybe I'm not getting it after all ... --Nerd42 22:40, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Nah, its DEFINATELY NOT about that. Oh, and for --

## Four-cycle smoker

File:Four-cycle smoker.jpg
Four-cycle smoker

Against Too tasteful for me. I do remember a scene sort of like this in "Hair High" though.

Against It is funny, but its too damn small for the front page. --Mosquitopsu 14:39, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For It may be too damn small but I still think its funny! --Wingzerotype 14:44, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Hmmm...Neutral, but I do like how it portrays smokers as people with empty cranial cavities. I cannot be for this image because it contains too much truth. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:35, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Neutral: I like it, but it's too small for the front page. --Sir gwax (talk) 14:37, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## What Hath Jehovah Wrought?

What hath He wrought? Diabetes-inducing eyes.

Currently gracing Girls and Diabetes --IMBJR 13:31, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against Just frightening. --—rc (t) 17:18, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Not for Who the fuck in Jehovah, and why the fuck isn't he at all funny? -- 23:25, 12 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against This is... odd. (Jehovah = the name of God, by the way) --Dalar 00:17, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

No freakin way! --Wingzerotype 14:44, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

AAHHH!!! WTF? Thanks for the freaking nightmares! --Mosquitopsu 14:43, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against Makes no sense. You'll also scare the children. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:33, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Just for comedy value. Maybe I'm sick but this made me laugh uncontrollably. --Caiman 17:43, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For I'm definitely sick, but WTF. --Some user 06:44, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For That's seriously creepy. --Putz 07:48, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Where my Hopkin?

File:Hopkin5.jpg
It's not personal, I just want your legs

Against. It's not giving me that gee-whiz-neato-haha feeling I'm missing just now. -- T. (talk) 12:51, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For: I kind of like it in an I'm not sure why sort of way, though I do think it could do with a better caption. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:16, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Conditional For, on the condition that a new caption is written, and that the author buys me a sammich.--Dalar 00:19, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

for I don't know if the caption has been rewritten or not but I love it!!! --Wingzerotype 14:45, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Article? It also lacks a certain instant funniness, probably because it completely lacks funny. Don't play with guns, children, you might shoot your fingers off. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:38, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Elron

File:EDianetics.JPG
Encyclopedia Dramatica users board a Douglas DC-8 to Earth, where they will lie down by the cool waters, aka volcanoes, and be blown up by hydrogen bombs.

FORtran, though perhaps the new cover with red hot 'cano would be more compelling. --Supersam

I don't get it? Not funny. --Katie loves you! 19:30, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Very funny, Scientology for all! -- Your mother. Timestamp. (DDD)

Against, CONDITIONAL NEUTRAL, IF: The image has an article. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:30, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Teh Moomal

An example of how Biology is taught to todays youngsters.

Yes, this is me, nomenanating my own picture, and yes I am also voting for it -- 02:11, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Weak against: Sorry, not the big fan. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:22, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For, this is fucking hilarious. --70.49.96.88 21:40, 12 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Would this even be readable in the scaled-down size that the front-page image usually is?--Dalar 00:21, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Comment The image is the same size on this page as it would be on the front page. It's a little small, but readable. --—rc (t) 00:26, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## The Truman Torch

After being given superpowers by the Manhattan Project, Harry S. Truman (a.k.a. The Truman Torch) personally drops the bomb on Hiroshima.

Shameless self-promotion. --Isra1337 08:18, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

It's well-made, intelligent, and funny. What's not to like? --Peder 17:30, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

What's to dislike? I like it. Truman will always be known for being the Truman Torch. --Mosquitopsu 20:40, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

WTF? For! --Overlordzoloft 03:41, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Strange enough for me. --Dalar 03:54, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Great play on words. --MuncherOfSpleens 01:03, 12 Dec 2005 (UTC)

In Favor This is awesome. --Code.azul 03:18, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Messenger

Messenger is a cattle-driven program that sends mess to other intercom users around the globe.

It's a worthy picture, but altogether incompatible with main page format. I was wondering if anyone would make the words bigger or something, and then I nominate it for feature. --Katie loves you! 17:09, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against Eh? --Mosquitopsu 17:07, 12 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against Eh, even with a more front page-friendly design, it's not great. --—rc (t) 18:38, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back

Perpetual motion: Buttered down to a tasty science.

I loved the original, easy to understand caption that originally came with the picture, but probably wouldn't fit on the main page:

"To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored."

If anyone argues about the quality, I'd be more than happy to create a newer version. -JBob 08:50, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Strong For Because I made it. --Xenonex

Nice work! (esp. the accompanying caption) -JBob 03:16, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Perpetual energy! --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 01:42, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Once the butter leaves the toast through centrifuge forces there is no longer attraction between the buttered side of the bread and the ground, therefore the whole operation will land with the cat's feet on the ground. Also, the total mass of the cat overcomes the total mass of the bread. It doesn't work unless the bread and butter together weigh the exact same amount as the cat, yet you still have the problem of butter dissociation. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 14:12, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For The solution to all of our energy needs. Free energy for developing countries! --Mosquitopsu 15:56, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against. I am concerned about the cat related fatalities, and in any case I believe that Rough Gay Wolf Sex will take care of all of our energy needs. 19:40, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Cat related fatalities are justified by the benefits of this energy! Studies show that there are only 1 cat deaths per 1.6GW of power generated using this method. --Mosquitopsu 14:09, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Wow, a full .39GW more than I need for my invention! » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 02:19, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. We could use more diagrams of crackpot theories such as this. --Overlordzoloft 03:39, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. It's scientistic! --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 05:34, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For - David Gerard 01:04, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Definite for. The obvious white space between cat and toast lends amateuristic cheapness to the picture that I'm irresistably drawn to. Somebody poke me. -- T. (talk) 12:56, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. The scientologists would be proud. --Caiman 16:35, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

The white stuff could be glue, in retrospect. --Xenonex

Though it's close, I am going to finally have to vote against this image. Sorry, nothing personal. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:43, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Of course, for. Whoever made this image is truly edumacated. --officer designate Lugiatm 17:02, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. Looks somewhat real and believable. Somewhat. (Hope nobody tries this.) Swordmaster 17:30, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against Only funny with the caption, which can't be replicated on the front page. --—rc (t) 18:34, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

You're absolutely right. It doesn't work without the caption. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:23, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Could we perhaps put it up for featured article, with that picture and the caption as the front page paragraph? Or is it complete nonsense to feature a picture as the featured article? Or is it nonsense enough to be uncyclopedian? --Katie loves you! 05:36, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Apple pie chart

A winning presentation

For. 75% -the evidence speaks for itself --Whywhywhy 16:06, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For I like how the crumbs are left behind in the tin. --Mosquitopsu 17:08, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For I made this pic for the Delicious charts article, though i didn't nominate it myself. Cheers to who did. I also ate about 25% of it :p --Okochama 21:57, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For The picture simply and effectively provides me with a hilarious mental image of a board meeting where a guy who has just stuffed his face with 75% of pie is explaining its deliciousness quotient. --Quilty 01:52, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Hey, it's pretty much great. 'Nuff said. --Oracleoftruth 03:35, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For I can't think of anything else to say. --T.W. North

For --Isra1337 08:20, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Conditional For. Add Apple Pie Chart to the caption. Acid Ammo 03:14, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Controversial Personal Statements

File:MedRB.jpg
Wristbands - are your opinions EXTREME enough?.

For. It's like the campaigns against drunk driving, as if it isn't already a social sin. What a pansy cause. --Peder 20:14, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Mrrthh, it's my pet hate...wristbands...--Joewithajay 01:34, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Just wondering, was this done in reference to mine and others comments at the Village Dump? --Nerd42 21:43, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Wha? Village Dump? What are you on about boy? EDIT: Oh, er, no, I've never actually looked around there ^^;; --Joewithajay 06:31, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I'm against this cause. If they had more outlandish causes on them, then maybe. -JBob 19:13, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Seconded - Against. Because it lacks a good enough article and the slogans are not outrageous enough. I want to see really important causes, like "Corns are Annoying", "Just say no to hemorrhoids", or "Can't you see I'm progressive?". » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:53, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

That's the point. Everyone wears them for the most general causes you can think of --Joewithajay 19:37, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Definately. It's outrageous and the people who wear those piss me off. 9:21, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Jesus Vs RoboHitler

Nomination and Vote - It has Jesus AND Hitler....in the same image. Whats not to like? -- 16:36, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)

(Um um um um) minus the um Nifty. I like it. --Code.azul 5:06, 3 Dec 2005 (EST) (Yes, I'm too lazy to convert)

Against The image is not done very well. --Mosquitopsu 17:10, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Comment - I have to admit, I did do this in too much of a hurry. I might try fix up the flames & smoke, but what do y'all think about using an actual Hitler photo for the head, instead of an actor? --Johnny C. Raven 16:02, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Nope C'mon people, there's gotta be funnier stuff out there than Hitler and Jesus! --Wingzerotype 16:36, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Weak For I changed from nope to weak for when I realized that even though Hitler and Jesus doesn't make me laugh, the idea of Jesus doing Kung Fu is pretty cool. --Wingzerotype 15:41, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against. NO. Acid Ammo 03:08, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Bears vs. Unicorns Conflict

I'm voting for myself here since it's my Photoshop job, but it wasn't my article originally, if that helps. --Schnuggle Bear! 19:44, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

for. A very well done image, it was definitely an improvement over the two images it replaced. --Kosmakos 20:53, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

FOR! This whole Bears vs. Unicorns thing is pretty hysterical, if you ask me. --Johnny C. Raven 21:46, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Truly awesome. Beyond words. (unregistered peon)

Unsigned. --—rc (t) 18:20, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. This was what convinced me to sign up! --Wob 04:31, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Aye Very funny. Gotta love animals vs animals using technology. --T.W 19:10, 8 Dec 2005 (EST)

No. I don't get the funny in that. Acid Ammo 03:04, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. OMFG. --Overlordzoloft 03:28, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For, Charge!!!!!!! --Bleek II 16:22, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Lunch Forces

Lunch military forces guarding the highly-strategic Chocolate Milkshake River on the afternoon border of Happymealia

Because I'm hungry. And it's sheer awesome. --Katie loves you! 23:31, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

The square root of sixteen I have no clue why, but I really like this image. --Code.azul 11:36, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

The cube root of sixty-four(HA!) It made me laugh. Can't figure out why, but it did. GOOD STUFF. DrAwesome 17:00, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Terrible. Noooooo. Acid Ammo 03:02, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

The fourth root of Against^4 But I do like the fry boat. --—rc (t) 22:30, 12 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Sonnet the Hedgehog

Alas, poor Sonnet...
Nomination and vote. This made me smile instantly, and I didn't enjoy Shakespeare. -- T. (talk) 16:06, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Do you never sleep? Fore and thanks... -- 16:16, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
To be against or not to be against: that is the vote. I love clever things like this image so I give it an Aye. --Mosquitopsu 16:51, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For: fantastic. --Sir gwax (talk) 22:33, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For (log-rolling) --Johnny C. Raven 05:41, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For It took me a minute to "get it," but once I got it, I thought it was very clever. Yeah, I need to brush up on my Shakespeare. --Silius 02:55, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For, because my article-writing ego demands it. --Andrusi 23:07, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. I knew him, Horatio. Swordmaster 18:30, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

The pill for what ails our administrators.
No article for this one, sorry. ::The "articles" for this image are: 1 and 2 Vote for this great image. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:53, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

HAHAHAHA, now THAT's comedy! For --Peder 23:52, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Change the PMS symptoms text, increase size and then you'll have a good picture. But until then, I'm against it being featured. --Peder 21:01, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Good idea....I'll do that tonight! Strong RadX 22:06, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
I personally like the part about breast tenderness. But the part that says "Pre-Menstrual Syndrome" should probably be changed. I agree with the bigger too. But I give this a For whether it's changed or not! --Katie loves you! 22:56, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Vote for this great image. --Nerd42 04:55, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Its funny, bcoz its true. For - 16:19, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
For. I actually saw it in the delete log before I saw it here, and I laughed. -- T. (talk) 17:05, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
sure why not --Nerd42 17:23, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
For. Great stuff. Acid Ammo 19:42, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)
For. Can I get this in packs of 200? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:28, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)
We should pool our money together and get a case of a few thousand imported from Canada. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 15:57, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

By the way, have a looksy at Wiki Administrators --Nerd42 03:02, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For - David Gerard 01:07, 11 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Comment perhaps someone could smooth out the edges of the box? just a comment 204.38.191.99 19:15, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Cape Cod

This satellite image of Cape Cod reveals the massive hydraulic and mechanical systems that operate the arm. These structures are so massive that they are not recognizable from vantage points on the surface.
It's funny in context, and it's funny out of context. --Brett Bretterson 05:20, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Hm. Is it verifiably original? Uvula Donor hasn't been around for a long time and there aren't really indications that he did the image himself. --—rc (t) 05:25, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)

• The bulk of the article was written by DWIII on April 11, and Uvula Donor added the picture 10 days later. Assuming the Cape Cod-as-giant-hydraulic-arm idea is original with DWIII--and please understand that I am far, far too lazy to actually ask him about it--it's hard to imagine a context in which the picture could have existed beforehand. (A Google search on "Cape Cod" and "hydraulic arm" has not proven fruitful.) I favor considering it original until demonstrated otherwise. --Brett Bretterson 07:06, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Conditional for: If it is original, I cast my vote in favor of it. Personally, I think there's a little more in the image than needs be; the black border should be nixed, you could probably remove about 20% from the bottom of the picture, 30%-40% from the left and still maintain the effect. Alternatively, more gears and stuff could be added to the left. --Sir gwax (talk) 07:44, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Heck yes. I can totally see my town on there and it's definitely part of the mechanism. I always thought Cape Cod was another state when I was little, but I never suspected it was a mechanic arm. --Katie loves you! 05:27, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)

## Benny Hill Statue

Commemorative statue of distinguished politician and moralist Benny Hill, doing what he did best.

Shameless self-nomination, and vote for. From the Benny Hill article.
--Careax 21:40, 12 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For - I shamelessly agree. --

Yeah I like it. --Mosquitopsu 13:16, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For! --Leo 17:44, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Phore. -- T. (talk) 18:16, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Get it --Free Range Negro 05:48, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Go for it, its comical. --Wingzerotype 16:39, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Lincoln gets pwned

Lincoln being pwned by an unknown n00b. OMFG.
Lincoln being pwned by an unknown n00b. OMFG.

Made me drop a LOL in my pants, which is notably difficult to do to a British person. Vote For or I'll cry - I promise.

--Lugiatm 19:19, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For They're talking like how im thinking. --Okochama 14:50, 10 Nov 2005 (EST)

Against. Too much like "Death of JFK" except not as funny. --Silius 21:04, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Agreed --Paulgb 21:42, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For HEADSHOT! --MuncherOfSpleens 21:03, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For --Isra1337 22:30, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. I agree it's similar to Death of JFK, but I think this image is actually funnier. I don't think the quality is as high as the JFK one, but the pwned and wtf bubbles and the "unknown n00b" in the caption made me LMAOROFLLOLzBBQ. --neoEva88 02:26, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Pwned pictures are almost always good. --Mosquitopsu 13:46, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Peer pressure. I mean For. --Katie loves you! 22:23, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOR! -- AWESOME! --Leo 17:45, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I could amend Death of JFK to include the necessary text. --IMBJR 20:01, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

No. I agree with the JFK argument, and also think a featured picture should show more effort than just some text balloons added. -- T. (talk) 18:22, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against the floating text bubbles don't work very well. It would be better if you could PS it so that it looked like the person who drew the cartoon actually published it with PWNED written in. Kinda like the brick on the end of a lance pic.--Jsonitsac 02:23, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Again-est --Splaka 05:18, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

--Overlordzoloft 04:14, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

## I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler!

It'll have the kids saying, "Jawohl, mein Führer!"

This images is from the article I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler.

I came back form inactive for this one. it appears to have the power to ressurrect, as well as the power to kill. --TheLibrarian 21:36, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I died. --Keitei 06:23, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Definitely For. --Silius 07:01, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For, But what about people on a diet? I demand I cant beleive its not Hitler Light! --Kempokaraterulz 07:50, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Don't we have enough Hitler related featured images? Eh, what's another! --Strong RadX 13:01, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

for --Paulgb 16:10, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against Hitler jokes are cliche. Too many of them to be funny. --Mosquitopsu 16:30, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Luckily, I never tire of Hitler jokes! And you shouldn't either! --Katie loves you! 07:17, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against God that sucks, whoever made it should be locked up in a small cage with a dozen 18 year old cheerleaders. --Splaka 05:16, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Faboo -- T. (talk) 05:18, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against God that sucks, whoever wrote that article should be locked up in a small cage with a dozen 18 year old cheerleaders. And we have an edible Hitler image already. --—rc (t) 23:28, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I made it! --204.38.191.99 19:18, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOR! --Leo 02:21, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOR HAHAHA --130.245.249.228 00:08, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Führer For Can't stop guffawing! --Freebasser 04:38, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For -- Miserable Failure 01:05, 20 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Fore! Wow, that's funny. --Joe857 02:56, 20 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Weak For --Morlark MUN NS (talk) 15:31, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Bewildered Against -- What's the joke? DrAwesome 16:57, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

What isn't the joke? "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is a butter substitute and this is a play on it, with "Sweet Aryan Genetics" and "Naturally Socialism Free" and "100% Superior Breed". --Katie loves you! 23:05, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

4 I'm still laughing. -JBob 04:46, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against: we've already got too many Hitler featured pictures, not to mention this image uses exactly the same image as the chocolate Hitler does. --Sir gwax (talk) 02:45, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For hilarious - InsaneHunter

For God that rocks, whoever wrote that article should be locked up in a small cage with a dozen 18 year old cheerleaders. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:41, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Cylon of old

--IMBJR 16:00, 5 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Pretty funny.  :) Rei 22:59, 5 Nov 2005 (UTC)

By your command. Uhm, for. -- T. (talk) 19:33, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Very Nice: I Like! --Poopy-doo-doo 02:46, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For -- nice... --Leo 17:56, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. This one had me laughing. --Morlark MUN NS (talk) 15:31, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Hilarious! I laughed until I cried. You can't escape the ancient Borg. DaMenace 23:25, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Against I'm a new kind of stupid and I just don't think its funny --Wingzerotype 16:42, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Four. And we think the technology of their time is old-fashioned... -JBob 19:18, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Connectthedots

I think it's awesome. So I'm nominating it. And voting. --Keitei 07:42, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Excellent image and pun. The spirit of Uncyclopedia is held inside its frame. --Mosquitopsu 14:06, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

This one was a lot of work! It's always been one of my favorite creations, if under-rated. --Strong Rad 22:13, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Hadn't ever seen this one, heh. --Splaka 22:20, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Aye I'd love to see their state flower also --Staxeon 05:17, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Pretty darn funny  ;) For Rei 19:59, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For I like it. --Silius 06:13, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against -- Not very clever enouogh for me... --Leo 17:59, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against Sorry, there are more worthy Strong Rad images... --—rc (t) 23:19, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Man, someone's been drinking their Haterade! hehe --Strong RadX 03:22, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Ah-ha, I get it, the state.

Unsigned. --—rc (t) 18:29, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Ohhhh, I get it! Ahahaha! Now we need an article for Connectthedots. Swordmaster 20:37, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

There is. It's called Connectthedots.Strong RadX 05:30, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

## Death of JFK

A possible ending for JFK

Used in John F. Kennedy --IMBJR 13:31, 16 Oct 2005 (UTC)
--Nytrospawn 20:39, 16 Oct 2005 (UTC)
--I laughed. Mandaliet 12:43, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Very funny  ;) A well-deserving image nomination. Rei 05:41, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

tehe. --Isra1337 06:29, 5 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Clever. --Silius 21:01, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

14/15 of a vote --Savethemooses 22:22, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against -- Lacks in both artisty and humor. --Leo 18:12, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. --Overlordzoloft 04:16, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I don't know why I haven't voted on this one yet. I really like it, even more than the Lincoln pwned one. So FORE! --Katie loves you! 17:20, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

# Previously Featured Pictures

## Lincoln's Laptop

President Abraham Lincoln was known to have typed the Emancipation Proclamation on his personal laptop.

Featured --—rc (t) 07:00, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Haha. Technology does date back father than you'd think. --Silius 21:49, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

$\sqrt{16}$- I like it! Especially the caption. --Mosquitopsu 23:20, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Bloody well brilliant. Bravo, sir! Bravo! --Brett Bretterson 05:18, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Abraham Lincoln lived strong. --Katie loves you! 07:20, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Lincoln + photshop = funny --Isra1337 22:55, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Fantastix --Carlos the Mean 21:21, 12 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For! -- Subtle.....and funny! --Leo 17:55, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Well done, I think. For. -- T. (talk) 18:31, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For -- Miserable Failure 01:08, 20 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For score and.. oh, wait... nm... --Dalar 07:10, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC) For Good quality

## Sharks.jpg

Sharks with freaking laser-beams.

Featured --—rc (t) 07:18, 10 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For: I would not want to be that cameraman. --Sir gwax (talk) 11:58, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Add some explosions to it --Nytrospawn 16:59, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For I like the lasers going off in the background. --Mosquitopsu 20:44, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Excellence in my eyes. --Code.azul 11:32, 26 Nov 2005 (EST)

For All I want for Christmas...Strong RadX 05:33, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For I like it. A lot. Great job. --Silius 05:44, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Thats good stuff. Acid Ammo 20:59, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Cool! Um, that's a for. --MuncherOfSpleens 02:08, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 22:07, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Thanks for the nom of my picture.  :) Rei 23:48, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Yuppers I like it alot. Only one that's atually made me laugh since someother one... T.W. North 15:58, 7 Dec 2005 (EST)

## Catcher in the Rye

The protagonist from J.D. Salinger's novel, Catcher in the Rye

Featured --—rc (t) 05:05, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Vote for and Nomination I think this is clever and funny, more so if you know the book. --Wingzerotype 16:49, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Very original. --Withers 19:56, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Not really laugh-out-loud funny, but I think it should be featured just to confuse stupid people. --Peder 22:00, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Hilarious. -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)

Jumbo Shrimp- A great book, and yes this is a vote for...when I read it thats what I thought it was about...you know Holden's brother has the baseball mit...And then I finished it and was like "Oh...", I really was. Yah, I was gonna make a picture like this...It woulda sucked though...so yah...Im Rambling...so yah Im voting for it, I really am...-- 00:46, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Not Against I love the caption. --Mosquitopsu 15:32, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 21:59, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. Isn't this what the novel was about? --Overlordzoloft 00:46, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Yeppers love it! --Dalar 07:05, 2 Dec 2005 (UTC)

The protagonist from J.D. Salinger's "Catcher in the Rye".

For I probably created this image. Strong RadX 03:31, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Raddy, do you still have the uncropped version? The caption is awkward with such a narrow image. --—rc (t) 06:12, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)
I got it right here! Strong RadX 16:48, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Good stuff, I was sad that I couldn't get a bigger version of the image but I still wanted to nominate it anyway because it was just so good!--Wingzerotype 16:31, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I was meh about the thin version, but I love the big one. Much more effective. --Katie loves you! 17:45, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)

22 - and agreed, the wider version is the better of the pair. --Carlb 07:04, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Wow......I want to live there....stringcheese 09:17, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For can't argue with this one Okochama 09:18, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Sumo Wrestling

Sumo Wrestler dealing the final blow.

Featured --—rc (t) 05:33, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

okochama In vanity I nominate my own Photoshopzed photo of sumo. Also created the sumo page to accompany.

For--Spintherism 00:19, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)
For I like it. --Mosquitopsu 14:16, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For. Alphax 04:45, 6 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For. Heaven help whoever gets crushed by this guy --Roger The Bum 01:20, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For It's the only pic on the page that has made me laugh! --Wingzerotype 20:15, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
For! Well done! --Leo 18:08, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For, but I want to see the picture that was taken 1 second later. -- T. (talk) 18:37, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For - Careax 02:01, 20 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. I grin everytime I see it. Acid Ammo 18:45, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Fore - Spartiate 09:33, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)

against it's kinda funny but I don't like seeing sumo wrestlers on the front page --Nerd42 21:46, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

## Europe!

This is the valuable authentic NASA satellite image of the Great European Continent!

Featured --—rc (t) 06:00, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

From Europe.

I find it amusing, at the very least  ;) Rei 05:50, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Clever. --Mosquitopsu 14:28, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Approved I second that clever. --MuncherOfSpleens 21:37, 6 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Obviously. Because Atlantis and Pompeii should be on every map of Europe. --Katie loves you! 07:10, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOR! -- I'm a political science major, and this was simply inspired! --Leo 02:30, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For --Morlark MUN NS (talk) 15:31, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yes, Aristacia --Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 21:18, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For --I will never go by any other map. --Code.azul 17:31, 29 Nov 2005 (EST)

## U2 Falls on Hard Times

During the late 1990s, the band U2 fell on hard times.

Featured --—rc (t) 04:18, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

RadicalX made this for one of my articles, and I think it's top-notch. ---- » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 00:27, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Vote. Note the stack of CDs...didn't know if anyone noticed what cover is showing. --RadicalX 19:50, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I did notice that. It's seamless and humorous on so many levels. -- » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 10:11, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

The funny thing is that Bono pretty much looks the same as he always does. This U2 fan gives his unconditional vote for. --—rc (t) 23:03, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Vote Looks frighteningly hilariously real --Nytrospawn 00:08, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Great job! For Rei 05:40, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Amazing as always. For -- T. (talk) 05:30, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Amazing as often. :) For -- T. (talk) 18:40, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Bono has always scared me. He's creepy. I'm all for hobo U2. --Katie loves you! 07:07, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For! -- indeed, another job well done! --Leo 18:09, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

4 *thumbs up* --Freebasser 04:49, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yayes, for the simple fact of it's funny. Acid Ammo 21:58, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Yup. --Silius 02:45, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

## Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City

Featured --—rc (t) 06:58, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Made me laugh out loud... --Caiman 03:19, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOR - in big capital letters. --Mosquitopsu 04:20, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I like this one. --Keitei 04:22, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOUR = a classic --

4 it --Nerd42 16:42, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I like this image. Vote » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 00:06, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For ...and no, I haven't! I barely make up a third of all featured images! =P --Strong Rad 05:33, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

FOR - I'm Catholic, but I have to admit this is funny. - Bestbank Tiger, 9:07 CST 11/8/05

For -- And you can't blame RadicalX for being immensely talented. He deserves all the kudos he gets. -- T. (talk) 05:23, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yes, I want to blame RadicalX for being immensely talented. --

Against Okay, so it probably seems like I hate Raddy. Not true. I merely think that the "Grand Theft Auto: [insert city] City" theme is overdone. --—rc (t) 23:24, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Oh, you know you're just jealous! =P And...has it been done this well? hehe --Strong RadX 03:18, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Jealous? Absolutely. However, note that I didn't vote against the League of Extraordinary People image, which for me is like an affirmative vote. AND I voted for the U2 image, which for me is like six affirmative votes. ;) --—rc (t) 05:31, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
I forgot that your secret identity was Captain Negativity...heheh Nah, you're cool, RC, as always. --Strong RadX 02:03, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For! -- As a Catholic, this is fawesome! --Leo 02:28, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Just feature it already, everybody knows it's going to happen eventually. --neoEva88 12:01, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Blasphemers! I love it. FOR --Okochama 14:15, 11 Nov 2005 (ECT)

FOR!!!! --Chronarion 00:09, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I need to change into my Plus Fours --Gadgeophile 01:43, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For --Morlark MUN NS (talk) 15:35, 25 Nov 2005 (UTC)

A typical hand grenade used against tanks in WWII

Fizeatured --—rc (t) 05:24, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For it I think its pretty creative --Wingzerotype 20:09, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I laugh, therefore I am. For. --Silius 20:24, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

4 --- Mandaliet 22:16, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Sperm gun didn't really work, so I guess I'll vote for another weapon. -- 22:22, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Four --IMBJR 23:41, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Gotta vote for on my own image since it is nominated after all. --Mosquitopsu 00:47, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. It's brilliant. --neoEva88 00:48, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Amazing and not by RadicalX; nobody can refute its awesomeness! --Katie loves you! 12:20, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against -- just not doing it for me. --Leo 17:43, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I'm not a fan of puns in general, but I think the picture is well executed. For. -- T. (talk) 18:29, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Pro --Strong RadX 21:37, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For It's awesome, made me laugh out loud - actually, it's one of the only ones here that did --TW

For It's great, I enjoyed it immensely. --NavyJeff 00:33, 17 Nov 2005

Rare to see an image that makes me spontaniously laught, thereFore... Acid Ammo 16:37, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yes hell. --EvilZak 19:29, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Very Clever --Grayconstruct 05:12, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

19-15. Wacko, like something Monty Python would do. Swordmaster 18:07, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

## Kool Aid

The infamous "mug" shot of the Kool-Aid Man.

Featured Another oldie. --—rc (t) 08:42, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

150.101.189.156 04:06, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Trevie 00:01, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Yes. That's very good.--Alfred 11:36, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I suppose I should support this. -- ERTW MUN 04:05, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Very funny  ;) For. Reminds me of my entry in the Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction Contest ("The stakeout dragged on through the endless Montana twilight, the silence broken only by the occasional sound of Kool wiping the fogging glass near his matte eyes, allowing starlight to shine into his head and refract before diving into the lapping red surface and swimming about the entire pitcher like some heavenly sparkling thing, just like Julia used to do, back before that fateful commercial shoot in '88 that drove him into the shadowy clutches of tequila and grenadine.") Rei 06:00, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Clever. --Mosquitopsu 14:38, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Aye The caption does it all. But its iNfamous. --Staxeon 05:23, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For! --Leo 02:35, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. I like it, especially with the caption. --Silius 21:04, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. The expression is great. --Wingzerotype 20:18, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)