Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Massacre at Brookfield Zoo (3rd nomination)

Score: 3 wrongfully imprisoned animals

1. SelfNom+For. To honor the conclusion of the Ruffles the Tiger saga, I'd like to nominate this article. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:49, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
2. Weak For still has some formatting ugliness, but its funny overall. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 14:34, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
3. W♥v. Excellent satire. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:42, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
4. For. Good article. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:22, Dec 29
5. For. Penguins devoured human flesh like voracious piranhas, Dogshead 14:40, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
6. For. Just to see Longneckkiller back on the front page. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:45, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
7. I approve of this article. I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence!

1. Where was the funny? Devoured by the animals? Because it wasn't in that article. If anything feature the original article this one rode off. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
2. Against. I tried, but couldn't find anything particularly funny. Sorry. --UU - natter 10:05, Jan 4
3. against per uu. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:07, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
4. Against Per all of the above. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:42, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

It was pee'd here and more recently here. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:58, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

• UnNews:Tiger quietly plans to devour infant was already nommed once, unsuccessfully. If anyone rather wants to try that one, go ahead and renom it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:01, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
• Additionally, the humour in this article is mainly satirical and not plain jokingly funny. Please take this into account before voting.-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:09, 31 December 2008 (UTC)