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Hodgepodge

Vote: Hodgepodge	Score: 1 random yet connected minutia
Nomination:	Ljlego (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)
For Votes: 1	Self-nom and for- I'm going to apologize herein for coming close to the threshold of human uncyclopedian allowance for VFH noms, but this is another article I contributed. Fared quite well on Pee Review (45 out of 50, can be found here) and was wondering if this one was ready for front page-dom.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:48, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen

Vote: HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen	Score: 1 holes in the panel
Nomination:	herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!]
For Votes: 1	.Nom and for. It worths all of the time it took Mordillo to complete. A crazy piece of rolling-on-the-ground-style humor. Mel Brooks shall be proud. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 21:26, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies

Vote: HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies	Score: 8 sleeping alone
Nomination:	herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] (self-nom)
For Votes: 8	Macho as hell but, I believe, true to the facts. I don't like self-nominations but I want to give this a try. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 02:45, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For -- Ikabu 03:13, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For--I have to vote for this or NeedABrain will spank me!--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 08:34, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For. --Emmzee 13:03, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For ---Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer} For--Dr. Fenwick 19:28, 27 April 2007 (UTC) I hope you get that "we aim to offend" template at the top....~ 20:31, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For. Awesome article. I think I reviewed it on the Pee, and it was spot on.
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	On That Guy Huffed Me vote: Soldier Bailey! You're giving vital information to our enemy! Quick! 140 push-ups! Hay-ho! Hup-hup! -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 10:40, 27 April 2007 (UTC) Cause NeedABrain bribed me convinced me. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Geoffrey Chaucer

Vote: Geoffrey Chaucer	Score: 1 forgotten writers
Nomination:	It made me laugh... --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 02:33, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	Nom and For --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 02:33, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Self-reference

Vote: Self-reference	Score: 1 self-references
Nomination:	Aytollah Gurkhmeini
For Votes: 3	NOM and FOR A very Uncyclopedian article of the highest calibre. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH21:41, 26 April 2007 (UTC) --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 02:33, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For. Made me chuckle. --Emmzee 13:03, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against Modusoperandi says. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:42, 27 April 2007 (UTC) Just not quite there yet. --L 06:49, 27 April 2007 (UTC) Against —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 27/04 19:05

John Caldwell Calhoun

Vote: John Caldwell Calhoun	Score: 12 creepy looking Southern politicians
Nomination:	A brief and professional article about one of the faces of evil in the 19th century. Happy Weasel 15:21, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12	for- It is really a pretty damn good and short biography. Or it could just be me. I have been expirencing sympathy hot flashes of late for my pregnant wife. Happy Weasel 15:24, 25 April 2007 (UTC) 4 Brilliant political satire. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH16:09, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For. You know, given it's my article and all. Am I allowed to vote for my own article? I hope so. Xavier 16:47, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:40, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:20, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For I never heard of this guy, but this article is great! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:41, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:15, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For Speed lynching and werewolves, who could want more! --EA Ruin Everything 16:47, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For, but it's really early in the morning and I can't think of a witty comment. Something will come to me, I'm sure. Eventually. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:17, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For...I like it--Sir Shandon 15:39, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For: Shit yes. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:21, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For. Uncyclopedia: funny and educational. Between this and Martin Van Buren, I've learnt more about 19th Century American history on this site than anywhere else. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:29, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Grand Theft Audio

Vote: Grand Theft Audio	Score: 7 billion CDs illegally downloaded.
Nomination:	Just read it and thought it was good enough for the VFH.
For Votes: 8	Nominated Megamanfanx7 14:58, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For I'm voting for my own article. This one was a lot of fun to write. —rc (t) 04:33, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:49, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For -- Ikabu 10:32, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For. Takes a little while to get going, but makes up for that by the end. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:35, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For The Phoenix Wright picture did it for me. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:25, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For I'm voting for Rc's article. This vote was a lot of fun to write. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:52, 27 April 2007 (UTC) Genius! --Emmzee 13:09, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against- Realdeal 55 04:01, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death

Vote: UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death	Score: 11 Drunk Russians
Nomination:	This one is new, and I think it's hilarious, and quite possibly true... --Serq fet 14:27, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13	Nominated and for! --Serq fet 14:27, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For Hilariously funny, and definately front page material. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dork lord (talk • contribs) dif For In soviet Russia Soviet Union Dismatles YOU!! terrible joke  Weasel 3689 21:10, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For And fuck Boris Yeltsin. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 02:57, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For Yeah. --190.40.223.191 22:46, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:09, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For Let's get this featured quickly, before people forget who Yeltsin was. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:02, 25 April 2007 (UTC) Da. Russian leaders are always entertaining and Yeltsin was one of the best. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:58, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For I'll take a celebratory swig of vodka if this gets featured. --Composure1 15:56, 25 April 2007 (UTC) Strong 60 alcoholic degrees straight for. A great epitaph for a great leader. Makes me want to sing the balalaika. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 19:32, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:42, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For --Gotta love it --Travelmech 23:28, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For. Another awesome UnNews -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:34, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For. Excellent. ~ 10:46, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2	Against Its well written, but not making me lolz. --THINKER 07:00, 25 April 2007 (UTC) Against. Missing that spark. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:26, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

The melancholy of runaway elephants

Vote: The melancholy of runaway elephants	Score: 3 sympathizers
Nomination:	Self-nom This article was kicked, spit upon and treated like an outcast on pee review. Then I changed one word and it all made sense... --So So 13:10, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:06, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For. But, OMG, change the title. Emo is killing it! Killing it! Putting emo in something is pigeonholing that very something. Try a synonym for depressed. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:53, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For -- Ikabu 10:35, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes
Comments	I didn't vote for it, I just nommed it, so I erased the vote someone put there. --So So 00:17, 25 April 2007 (UTC) Thank you Modusoperandi. I had major reservations about using that word as well, so I will change the title once again. (Sorry admins) --So So 00:27, 26 April 2007 (UTC) Done. I'm glad someone said something. I hated that title too. --So So 00:40, 26 April 2007 (UTC) Glad I could help. Remember this when I ask for a kidney. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:00, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

March of the Penguin Brothers

Vote: March of the Penguin Brothers	Score: 10 Eggs and stuff.
Nomination:	Me. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 10:07, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 10	Self nom, since your askin' --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 10:07, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Happy to vote For again. ~ 10:54, 23 April 2007 (UTC) DIG Departed? Penguins? Brokeback? Answer: Yes! --THINKER 15:16, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For. So, Mr Hardwick finally has been won over as to the quality of his own article. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:09, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For the first time.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:01, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For--Dr. Fenwick 03:23, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:47, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For Almost PLS worthy  Weasel 3689 21:14, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:44, 25 April 2007 (UTC) Beauty, eh. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH15:44, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures)

Vote: UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures)	Score: 1 votes, which are like when you go POW and you're voting!
Nomination:	THINKER 09:27, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4	Nom + DIG I know were not supposed to be flooding VFH or anything, which I totally respect, so I offer this spot-on effort. It knows exactly what it's doing. (20 isn't too close, right?) --THINKER 09:27, 23 April 2007 (UTC) I came up with the original Dane Cook article, and it sucked. So, I let everyone else fix it. Now seeing how good it is, I just have to vote for it. --Stealthy 9:24, 23 April 2007 (CST) Dude, so I was like, voting, and this hot chick came up to me and was all like "FOR!" --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:50, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Self-for though I have to offer kudos to Thinker for cleaning it up.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:01, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	You know, like its material even Dane Cook wouldn't use. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:59, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Against, "Just give this baby some aciton"? Fine. Have it your way. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:55, 27 April 2007 (UTC) Against Not ready for frontpage--Don alun 19:03, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Don't let this stagnate now! Children, have I not told you that stagnation is the first sign of the devil?--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:14, 24 April 2007 (UTC) Come on! What the hell, people? Vote, please! Vote against if you want to! Just give this baby some action!--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:29, 27 April 2007 (UTC) I'm glad I got what I asked. Go figure.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:49, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Everybody Hates Dubya (Television Series)

Vote: Everybody Hates Dubya (Television Series)	Score: 3 Successful Seasons
Nomination:	User:Dr. Fenwick
For Votes: 8	Self Nom& For--Dr. Fenwick 20:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC) Dig after I fixed that bitch right the hell up. Grammar man, grammar! ;) --THINKER 00:16, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For. Here I am. On the road again. Trying to fix that's what she said so it gets voted for more. When it comes, back, I expect retribution. Of course I don't not. Anyway, good luck.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:44, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:41, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For Unmichistrasse 08:49, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For--Gaberou 22:15, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For cuz I hate Dubya.--Dexter111344 23:10, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:41, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5	Against. Uh. Um. /me scratches head. No. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:47, 24 April 2007 (UTC) Against I'm with MO on this one. I've done a lot of edits to it (pre-move I think as its gone from the history) in terms of spelling/grammar etc but it fails to make me chortle. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.004:50, 24 April 2007 Against Half of it's funny and half of it's really not. Matt lobster 19:59, 24 April 2007 (UTC) Nah --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 06:22, 25 April 2007 (UTC) Against It's a funny concept and it has some good jokes, but I don't know if its consistant enough throughout to be featured just yet. -- The Turd From The Golden State WEST END MASSIVETalk to me SLAVE!! 02:14, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Last time this got I believe four for votes and zero against so everyone who voted for this would you mind doing it again hopefully I get some more positive votes. Also on another note this article was recently taken off becasue it was said to be illegitmate because it hadn't been on Pee Review for a wekk and it was a self-nomiantion but it has this has just been redirected toa more interesting title.--Dr. Fenwick 20:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC) It actually WASN'T redirected, but instead copied and pasted, but I'll kill the new one and move the old one to it.--<<>> 01:48, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Thanks for that, and sorry about that whole mess on your talk page --THINKER 07:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Okay, after waking up to find that my edits were in fact not there (I must not have hit save page, or something might've happened in the move, idk), I can now say that I have accurately recreated said edits. All good from here, I'm not talking any longer.. nope, no more talkie.. :) --THINKER 02:32, 24 April 2007 (UTC) Wellt hanks dude, not for shuting up but for adding your stuff to the article I really like it as it really helps the work can't thank you enough.--Dr. Fenwick 03:22, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Mental illness

Vote: Mental illness	Score: 11 illnesses
Nomination:	Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:08, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12	Self Nom and For. Winner of Best Article by a Noob on the last PLS, and the last time it was nommed (by Braydie) it got to 14 For votes and no Against votes. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:08, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For. Pretty damn funny.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:46, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For. I like it a lot, funny as hell. --Deltantor 03:55, 23 April 2007 (UTC) THE PINCUSHIONS ARE OUT TO GET ME. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:18, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:21, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For Good box use --THINKER 07:27, 23 April 2007 (UTC) L 10:54, 23 April 2007 (UTC) —Braydie 17:20, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:32, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For Have some of that! Matt lobster 20:06, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For--Dr. Fenwick 22:46, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For. - herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 19:11, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Not really up to scratch. --Kelpan 14:55, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power

Vote: HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power	Score: 13 undeserved offices held
Nomination:	Hindleyite Converse 16:21, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13	Shameless self nom and for. Poo Lit runner-up from earlier this year. Vote for free ice cream! -- Hindleyite Converse 16:21, 22 April 2007 (UTC) Dig Prosperity for me! --THINKER 16:35, 22 April 2007 (UTC) Yes Good use of images, and it's true, too! --Ekashp 17:49, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For I just love a good How To! And this is one. ^_^ --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:59, 23 April 2007 Almost too true --Kelpan 14:58, 23 April 2007 (UTC) —Braydie 17:30, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Sure Why not? --Dexter111344 23:06, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:06, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For, because otherwise that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad might get there first. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:51, 24 April 2007 (UTC) Strong For I couldn't contain my laughter this was so funny!--Dr. Fenwick 22:32, 24 April 2007 (UTC) FORUtterly brilliant political satire. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH16:21, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:46, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For Vote for me for free kittens! --Phantom Grammar 05:24, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Bowtie

Vote: Bowtie	Score: 6 dapper dames and gentlepersons
Nomination:	THINKER 19:42, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7	Selfnom + Dig Got a good review in the pee also. --THINKER 19:42, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For - impressive. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:50, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For Bowties on animals. -- Hindleyite Converse 16:22, 22 April 2007 (UTC) Fo funny article about an incredibly boring subject. what's next? pocket protectors? --THE 22:11, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For Loved it when I reviewed it. Leatherboundbooks 01:38, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For because it's funny. And written by Thinker, who actually took interest in my article. Go figure-full.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:51, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 16:44, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against - Didn't make me laugh. Matt lobster 19:17, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	comment moved to VFH2: The Talkening

Tony the Tiger

Vote: Tony the Tiger	Score: 7 Frosties Kids
Nomination:
For Votes: 7	Nom + For This was quasi-featured, so I thought it deserved another run out, if we're in a drought. --Don alun 23:22, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For--Gaberou 04:42, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:32, 22 April 2007 (UTC) It's Diiiig! Very funny stuff --THINKER 17:04, 22 April 2007 (UTC) This is Great! For--Dr. Fenwick 22:08, 22 April 2007 (UTC) Obligatory Self-For. Cheers --Sibley 17:36, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:05, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Lord of the Flies

Vote: Lord of the Flies	Score: 13 civilized british children
Nomination:	Weasel 3689 22:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13	Nom+ DoublePlusGood Old Quasi-Featured Article that is quite funny  Weasel 3689 22:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:05, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 06:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For --Don alun 15:09, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For Too British. /me adjust monocle. Or duocle in this case. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:14, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For. That Simon kid was wiggidy whack. --Ж WHEEEEE! 23:34, 22 April 2007 (UTC) once upon a time, there was a stupid english unit about this book that went around in circles, then I found this and laughed quite a bit. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Little gem. —Braydie 17:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC) old article by me renommed. I must vote for.---Rev. Isra (talk) 05:15, 24 April 2007 (UTC) I love the picture in the begining, and the character description. The plot description is shit, but it gets saved by themes. This one needs work in the middle, but I thought it was okay. FOR --Serq fet 13:57, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:39, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For- I hated the book, so I thought this was priceless. Realdeal 55 04:09, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For- this is a work of art. Comrade Thunk Rants here 20:06, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Everybody cares

Vote: Everybody cares	Score: 13 people who care
Nomination:	Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14	Nom and for --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:16 For--Imp88 11:08, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For-- c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC) Dig --THINKER 20:33, 21 April 2007 (UTC) DoublePlusGood  Weasel 3689 20:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For--Dr. Fenwick 22:58, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For----Wondernerd2 23:52, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:38, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For, although could have sworn that Todd Lyons wrote this. Regardless, this is great quality article that satirizes Fox News in a way that hasn't been overdone. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:26, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For Without this, Nobody Cares wouldn't have an archnemisis. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 08:59, 22 April 2007 (UTC) 'For it is splendid, and thus worthy of the limelight.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:45, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For, the pics are mint and the writing is quality even if it's funnier if you've read Nobody cares. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:12, 23 April 2007 (UTC) I care about this article enough to vote for. --Emmzee 13:11, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Naah. -L 04:38, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	You guys don't want me back, do you? I should think that would be the height of recklessness. Anyway, thanks! (I always thought this was one of my better efforts, actually.)  c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties

	Score: 14 zombies eating my brain
Nomination:	Yes, otherwise it wouldn't be here. Obviously. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14	You know when you search for something and stumble across something else? This is like that. But with zombies. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For I do know what you're talking about. And I'm all for it.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:16, 18 April 2007 (UTC) Very, Very Strong For. This is a work of art. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:53, 18 April 2007 (UTC) FOR A very great tale of teh 60s. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH16:24, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For Nice, very nice.--Gaberou 21:36, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Dig I once loved a cold-blooded she-zombie.. Not that far back though, I'm not an old person.. --THINKER 21:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC) Strong for before I even read the article. The name of the article is just priceless. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:50, 20 April 2007 (UTC) Rawr says the author (you have no idea how well-researched this article is...)--Sir Shandon 22:55, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:33, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For! -- Hindleyite Converse 16:28, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:18, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For. --Emmzee 13:04, 27 April 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 16:23, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

	Score: 14 Baby-eating zionist pigs nuked
Nomination:	See below --Kelpan 18:24, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14	A really classy article. Fantastic images and funny througout. --Kelpan 18:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:37, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For. Disturbing. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:40, 18 April 2007 (UTC) For the article, not the man. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:23, 18 April 2007 (UTC) for because i like it, and also just to piss off the Iranians --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC) Self For - Cheers --Sibley 18:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For. Very smartly (if that's the right word to use) done. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:22 For. If only I could stroke those cheek hairs... --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:39, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For. I like--Redribbbon 18:05, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For - He is the bomb. Litterally. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC) DIG Well written, perfect time, etc. (took me long enough to read the damn thing) --THINKER 08:22, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:18, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For I was mainly swayed by the images *chortle* Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:23, 27 April 2007 For. -- Mitch 14:37, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group

Vote: UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group	Score: 10 Spontaneous combustions
Nomination:	Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) 21:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 10	Nom + For A nice group effort by some random Uncyc psychos. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) 21:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC) DIG Thanks to each and every aforementioned psycho. However, lets not forget the Gap that was tragically lost.. --THINKER 23:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC) For more UnNews' that makes me think. Not about this. About pudding. Oh, sweet pudding... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:19, 17 April 2007 (UTC) --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 21:32, 17 April 2007 (UTC) --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 07:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC) For -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For. If the title of an article can, in itself, make one laugh out loud, then it's pretty damn good.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:54, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:49, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For I teehee'd at the quote "What will my children blow up?" Fiendish >:D Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:19, 27 April 2007 For. -- Mitch 14:33, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Happy Feet

Vote: Happy Feet	Score: 9 Überpinguinsch
Nomination:	Don alun 18:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12	Nom + For Thought this was very, very funny --Don alun 18:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC) for. Who knew that penguins ran a police state? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:16, 17 April 2007 (UTC) for. I love this article. Gryffon 06:45, 17 April 2007 (UTC) --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 21:32, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For --This article is brilliant, and if you don't vote for it, you're a commie. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:54, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For -- For great justice... --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC) 4 AErm how do you vote agian? Oh yes, there, now i wonder if my sig still works Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk , oh fuck, some crappy purple one For Holy crap - DiZ WROTE THIS? No offense, but I would never expect a work of such pure awesomeness from him. Great job, exceeds all expectations. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:29, 22 April 2007 (UTC) Nice up to the cold, bitter end, though I do hope this is towards the end of the "LOLz at Socialism" series; they aren't all written like this. --THINKER 08:16, 23 April 2007 (UTC) —Braydie 18:05, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Iffy for because it seems almost like 1984 put into humorous wording. But still, it's good.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:28, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 14:24, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	This Sucks! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:22, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Against --I'm a commie.(Gir. 01:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC)) Against Interesting spin on things but didn't hit my funny bone, sorry. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:13, 27 April 2007

Austria-Hungary

Vote: Austria-Hungary	Score: 11.5 purloined cheesecakes
Nomination:	Cap'n Ben
For Votes: 11.5	Nom + For Just found this on Pee Review, and laughed all the way through it. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:59, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Jawohl! - MaximvsDecimvs 18:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC) For. good good. - Leatherboundbooks 23:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Dig Mostly for that jaunty looking footsoldier. :) --THINKER 00:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Self-For Cheekily snuck-in --Zarbag 21:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC) For --General Insineratehymn 01:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC) For --Ilona06 02:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC) For. Very good. 213.165.173.124 17:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For my beautiful Magyar cousins and those pesky Austrian pricks. --Kenvalyi 03:53, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For Love the subtle humour, but must say, the pic of the soldier kind of freaked me out! O_o Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 For. -- Mitch 14:19, 27 April 2007 (UTC) Yes, please. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 14:26, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Homing pigeon

Vote: Homing pigeon	Score: 9.5 attempted assassinations of the Pope
Nomination:	Zerotrousers
For Votes: 12.5	Nom+for Braydie's been working on this for a while now and I think he deserves some credit. Also, it's funny.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC) For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 07:32, 9 April 2007 (UTC) self for —Braydie 19:13, 10 April 2007 (UTC) For. It's a'ight.--T.K.F. 12:16, 11 April 2007 (UTC) For --Don alun 14:34, 11 April 2007 (UTC) Dig --THINKER 21:28, 11 April 2007 (UTC) For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:59, 11 April 2007 (UTC) For Made me chuckle Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:56, 12 April 2007 (UTC) Fortunately, this article is funny, so I will vote for it. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 05:21, 20 April 2007 (UTC) For. You can guess why. -- Pigeon 09:38, 20 April 2007 (UTC) For. Nicely written. 213.165.173.124 17:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC) For next time - "Heat-Seeking Monkeys". -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:32, 22 April 2007 (UTC) For Megamanfanx7 14:38, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3	L 11:39, 9 April 2007 (UTC) It looks like an article built to justify the (excellent) pictures. Not funny enough. Sorry. ~ 21:06, 9 April 2007 (UTC) No offense, just didn't crack me up. :( Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0
Comments	Actually, this was something stupid I thought up one day in college after seeing a red link. REALLY stupid. Then I expanded it a little and added the Pope and pigeon with road map pictures after ICU with an account I made on the spot, but it was still stupid. Braydie made it into all kinds of awesome - check the edit history. So it wasn't just justifying the pictures, I just made a shitty article which Braydie rewrote and he should eat your brains now. Precious, precious brains. 80.42.24.244 23:28, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Previously Featured

Rock, Paper, Airstrike

Vote: Rock, Paper, Airstrike	Score: 17 Airstrikes
Nomination:	~ 11:05, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 21	Featured —Braydie 22:32, 26 April 2007 (UTC) As per Famine's proposal on the dump. Read. Liked it. Nommed it. Vote or be struck down. ~ 11:05, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For Clever.--Lt. Wyoming 11:21, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For. Hooray! One of my articles was nommed, and I didn't even do the nomming!--<<>> 12:52, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For --Sir Shandon 15:07, 23 April 2007 (UTC)# Short and sweet --Kelpan 15:13, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Heheh —Braydie 15:29, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For I liked it. I like it. Matt lobster 17:50, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For Very nice. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:57, 23 April 2007 (UTC) For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:42, 24 April 2007 (UTC) "Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats that." First to locate the exact Simpsons episode with that quote gets a cookie. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:43, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For  Weasel 3689 07:22, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For Megamanfanx7 14:21, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For Finally, a nice, short article on the front page. I edited some grammar. Mightywayne 19:29, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For Very witty, I like it.--Headofred 22:31, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For--Dr. Fenwick 22:40, 24 April 2007 (UTC) For God, Queen and Country! --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 06:21, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For Rather short, but it's such a good joke. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:00, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For. It made me laugh... Who knows!? Maybe I'll use it next game! Swordmaster 21:29, 25 April 2007 (UTC) For -- Ikabu 10:40, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 11:45, 26 April 2007 (UTC) For --Don alun 16:31, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	yawn --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:41, 23 April 2007 (UTC) Weak against, which is a fancy way of saying indecisiveness personified. But I have to say that, since it's not stellar, it's a no. Sorry.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:59, 24 April 2007 (UTC) Against. What's there is okay, but there's not enough meat on those bones. Also, there aren't enough bones. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:31, 24 April 2007 (UTC) Against- It's almost there, but kinda drab. Realdeal 55 04:06, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Should be expanded. Then it could be much better--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:59, 24 April 2007 (UTC) Squiggle - It's from the episode where Bart and Lisa write Itchy and Scratchy scripts and get Grandpa to front for them. Now where's my cookie? --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 07:00, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

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