Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must spend at least one week on pee review before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).

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Tachyon

• Nom + For Quality of the purest and most classical kind. {{RabbiTechno 19:18, 7 March 2007 (UTC)}}

GoatSurfing

• Self Nom + for Because Goats are Under-rated as an eco-transportation method. {{MikeSouthgate 18:58, 7 March 2007 (UTC)}}

HowTo:Lose Weight

• Nom + for Got the right mixture of twisted facts, stupid jokes and dark humour. Fairly short article, but got me laughing several times. {{RabbiTechno 18:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)}}

Tony the Tiger

• Nom + for Thought this rewrite was hilarious. Deserved a nomination. --Don alun 17:09, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:15, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -Retrofuture42 18:43, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid

• Nom + for A+ --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 09:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, very good. could do with another picture though - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:56, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 15:10, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:16, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying

• Numb floor Charlotte's Web meets Cindy Sheehan in a deliciously squishy UnNews article. --Ж WHEEEEE! 16:20, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- and thanks for the nod  :) -- Rei 18:04, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:28, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. An unexpected twist on a story that made me cry a little as a kid (but in a manly, masculine way). --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:26, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. I was thinking about how this'd go up for VFH soonish just yesterday. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 01:03, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• Insanely strong for --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:26, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• Strong for. Interestingly, the Charlotte's Web article has got a decent (but separate) gag. For the moment, the two will merely reference each other despite the seeming contradictions. — Lenoxus 02:35, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• Ha! Excellent. For. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• Oh, God yes! Kalir beat me to the nom! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:19, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• Strong For a great idea that was very well executed. --Kenvalyi 16:47, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Yeah, this was pretty good.--<<>> 17:34, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Heh. Good stuff. - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 17:50, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:18, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

• Self nom and For - Extremely useful advice. Many here should use it. --El Zoof 13:14, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• for. genius - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:21, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• weak for its ok --Uncle J 13:34, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Yes. —Braydie 15:58, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Minimalism at its best. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 16:04, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against This article works well in context of the picture. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:14, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against As per Zombiebaron. --Shadowlost 16:21, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• A rare foray into VFH for me to say For. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:18, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. One note. Not a bad note, but one note none the less.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:36, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Perhaps the greatest morbid minimalism ever wrought by hand of man. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 17:39, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. My religion forbids one-joke articles. -- herr doktor needsAraygun  [scream!] 17:40, 6 March 2007 (UTC) With audio, that's another story. For. -- herr doktor needsAraygun  [scream!] 03:03, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• Fo --Efitu» Talk|Wikipedia|Email|F@H|Wikia 18:21, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Per myself, I quite liked it when I saw it.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 18:43, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. The question is, how can we feature this on the frontpage? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:59, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against--Benny Goodman 23:57, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• I hate to say it, but for. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:20, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Saved from the brink of deletion, this article is now on VFH. Woot! --General Insineratehymn 01:23, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For It's also kind of a self-nom now that I added my audio. Xylitol 03:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I am that he demonstrated the improper technique for cutting off your own head so that I may do it correctly.-- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 04:46, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• 4. --L 08:35, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. ~ 09:28, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:20, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• Strong For. The audio had me crying with laughter, one note joke or no.--<<>> 18:48, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

The Best Illustrated Article Ever

• Nom and For Got Honourable Mention at PLS, with the problems of featuring, a feature box could be made. —Braydie 02:29, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, I could definitly move the text around to make it look like how featured articles do on the Main Page. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:31, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Rockin' --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:36, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --GAMESPOT=666 03:44, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Weak For because it's short, but it has a grood idea. --Ж WHEEEEE! 04:27, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For But you have to work the little feature box at the bottom into the one big image somehow when this gets featured. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:51, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. It hurts a bit to do this, as it's nice to see Zb painting pictures of a thousand words, but it's not a standout article for me. The text fails to rise above the gimmick. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:14, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For the concept, but against the execution. it doesn't really get to the point, and isn't as long or as funny as it ought to be - jack mort | cunt | talk - 11:47, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Weak For-Retrofuture42 17:59, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against -- Rei 18:07, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against I get it, but the execution falls just a wee bit short. Sorry. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:38, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• AgainstEh, it didn't make me laff.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 18:46, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against -- Didn't do it for me --Uncle J 20:39, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against --Benny Goodman 00:00, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against Doesn't work for me. --General Insineratehymn 01:25, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!} _{Don't click here!}
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:21, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?

• Nom and for, there was a reason why I didn't nom this earlier, but I've forgotten what it was.--<<>> 02:52, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Possibly because it could be merged with HowTo:Make a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron, but I ain't going to do it. Those articles are just too different. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:39, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

• Self-for - Thank you, thank you. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:39, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:31, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:27, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For kinda funny--Shandon 21:13, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• half-for, because it's very good, but cound do with expansion - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:55, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Cool, offbeat sort of article --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:35, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Strong for being into cars, this is one of the better articles I've read on Uncyclopedia --GAMESPOT=666 03:46, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- I didn't expect to enjoy an article about cars that much  :) -- Rei 22:58, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Made sense, although I do believe a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda is better than a Bugatti Veyron.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 06:59, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them

• Nom and for --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 00:00, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, because I must vote for my own articles, per regulations.--<<>> 01:33, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, because I too must vote for my own articles, per regulations. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:45, 5 March 2007 (UTC) ...hey, this isn't mine!
• For, because I too must vote for my own articles, per regulations. I can pass as Brad —Braydie 01:46, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against, because I must vote against UnNews articles, per my beliefs. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 02:35, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Uh, yeah. This vote violates the "Votes against articles based on namespace prejudice will be discarded." rule. FU ANIDN —Braydie 02:38, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

• For, because I too must vote for my own articles, per regulations. unfortunately, I didn't write this, but it's still a for -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 03:48, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:25, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:47, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I remember someone spamming a link to this in IRC, and I read it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:28, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Is funny! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:34, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Funny, and the pic in the article is one I uploaded. --Composure1 03:03, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Anything that publicises the plight of those poor astronauts is a good thing. How have I not heard anything about this before? Something must be done. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:42, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against This article describes a true event. It does not hold up to the basic principles of uncyclopedia. 144.211.95.12 15:28, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Captain's log

• NOME AND FOR A great unrecognized article. Great humor, great pictures, The Article has it all. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Benny Goodman (talk • contribs)

diff —Braydie 15:27, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

• For. tremendous concept - jack mort | cunt | talk - 15:24, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:38, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• Strong for --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:02, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• Strong for. Tight, cute, and a good sense of humour. If it wasn't an article, you might want to date it. (P.S.: It's one of my forgotten children. So, back home by 10 or else). --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 06:49, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For more articles that are the right kind of self reference. Like this. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:00, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:02, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I'm with Modusoperandi. A self referential article that's actually funny? I'll vote for that! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:20, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Accuracy

• Nomination^{[citation needed]} and weak for.^{[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]} --L 09:22, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For^{[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]} --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 09:23, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• baffling but for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:00, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:35, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:04, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• ForSeems like die is the only way to go these days.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 06:58, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Curious — has an "UN" namespace page ever been featured before? — Lenoxus 07:33, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:39, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --GAMESPOT=666 17:23, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. As per Lenoxus. goshzillacorrespondence 17:26, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• Sorry, but it doesn't do it for me. --Emmzee 13:53, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Internal Revenue Service

• Nominate and For --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:27, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Oh man... haha --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 09:10, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:58, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against Given that the tax office is such an easy target for satire, I'd expect much better than this uninspired rant. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:03, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. While, as someone who pays a bunch of income tax, I feel your pain, I'm siding with Cap'n Ben on this one. There are some funny bits, but a rant about the IRS is too easy.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:49, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Prior to reading this, I had never considered that the IRS would have detractors, but I guess there's no pleasing some people. Wait, they take your money? Oh. That's got to be illegal. — Lenoxus 07:27, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:41, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Themuppetshow 22:47, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• Definitely - I'm still laughing!

Unsigned. —Braydie 00:12, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

• For Yes, I wrote it, andm as for it being "too easy," that just means that you wish you'd thought to write it. (What a "criterion" to vote against something.) 172.194.123.187 15:17, 6 March 2007 (UTC)Weebils
• Against. Ditto Modusoperandi. -- Rei 23:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Smith acquired by Islanders

• Nom and For I know its not nice to make fun of the dead but Smith instead of Smyth made me chuckle --Uncle J 05:18, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For If John Ferguson thinks it's a good move... well... I'm still voting for it. --Kenvalyi 15:40, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:56, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Meh.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:10, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:42, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Dyslexia

• Self-nom and for. Got a mention on PLS, I'm fairly pleased with it. It also got 81 at pee review but that hardly counts since it was me who scored it - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:43, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against --GAMESPOT=666 03:57, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

• For, I made it a bit better --GAMESPOT=666 22:48, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

• For —Braydie 13:06, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:53, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• Comment. The image needs to change — see talkpage. — Lenoxus 07:10, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

The image seems fine as it is to me 62.136.107.50 14:39, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Maybe "needs" is too strong a word. What I mean is, "what if it were like that, huh?" — Lenoxus 20:24, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:43, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --Kage Me 15:20, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:52, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• rfo ---UKNWNOFLIE 01:09, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Rf- Dammit, UNKNOWNFILE stole my pun vote. Fine, just For then. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 16:08, 6 March 2007 (UTC)\
• Fuh... fuoaa... fuoaaar-- 18:31, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Rof Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:54, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Tihs is a vrye godo atrecli. It mtsu be ftareued imemditaely. --General Insineratehymn 01:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Adolf Hitler

• Nom & For: I was a bit hesitant at first to nominate this, but I think it's an extremely historically accurate piece about Hitler. The randomness is gone (except for the melons part), and apart from being a bit lengthy, it's an excellent article in my book. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 08:46, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against: as much as I think this is a good article, I think that such a topic ought to be done better. Hitler is a very prominent historical figure and the potential for humor is far greater than this article achieves.

• Unsigned. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 00:17, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

• Whoops, that was me. --Benny Goodman 03:06, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

• for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 00:03, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --Uncle J 06:15, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• for A great article,despite small problems Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH
• For - Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Uncyclopedia! Capercorn 07:12, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against. No, it's not because it's Hitler. It's just too long and not funny enough. ~ 11:18, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:46, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• FOR -- Why not?

Unsigned. —Braydie 17:58, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

• For - Looks good, agrees with HTBFANJS, and hasn't been featured before, although it has had over 1,500 edits since February '05. --LThomas 01:32, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against Still too long, though tons of progress have been made. Trim out the unfunny loose ends. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 16:09, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Agasint Long, partly boring. This guy was hilarious in this real life, he should not be portrait that boring here. 144.211.95.12 15:30, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

V8 Supercar

• Nom and for. It's time again for the yearly ritual of Ford vs. Holden... right next to my home. Damn! -- Colonel Schwertfechter (2005-2006) 03:48, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. High-tech cars and beer. The techness of the beer is immaterial.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:15, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --GAMESPOT=666 23:20, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:52, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:50, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:48, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:09, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• ForGood Luck, we need more motorsports article to be featured-- 00:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl.

• Re-Nom and for. The best thing I've taken off VFH in a while. This article definitely deserves another chance.--<<>> 18:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against. this was only removed from vfh two goddamn days ago, my vote hasn't changed in that time - jack mort | cunt | talk - 18:23, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. The article has, however, if only slightly.--<<>> 18:39, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against. InfiniteMonkey 19:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• Wow....and I was just about to vote for this....FORE! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:56, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• Perhaps if the little boy had a bit of quiet time before being rush back for judgement here, he might be able to examine why he didn't make it last time against. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:15, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:22, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• For coming off due to the darwin rule doesnt make an article undeserving --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 02:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against It's good, but there's better UnNews articles out there up for VFH right now. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 05:22, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:45, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums^{[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!]} 07:47, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• Originally Nomed and Strong For -- Awesome article but you could have waited a bit longer to put in back on VFH, why did you take it off in the first place instead of vote for it? --Uncle J 14:08, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• Comment. Around Christmas, we had maybe a half-dozen articles that were removed, renommed, and then featured. I don't know why everyone's making such a huge deal about it right now. I didn't vote for the first time, because there was crap in it before. Now that crap is gone.--<<>> 22:24, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• For It made my eyes well up.. in a very manly way. --Kenvalyi 16:16, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Wow, it's here once again. Anyway, before voting Against please note that some crap has been taken out of this article since last time...-- 10:35, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For, again --GAMESPOT=666 22:28, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:31, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 00:57, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:03, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Hes crying like a bitch  Weasel 3689 18:07, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

• Comment I Just checkd this page again and IT IS STILL NOT FEATURED! Look at the above timestamp and my below one!! I voted for the previousl featured version and the current nomination. FEATURE IT!!!!  Weasel 3689 18:30, 03 March 2007 (UTC)

• Sadly, Against. The title is brilliant but the text, even with the changes, isn't keeping up.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:04, 27 February 2007 (UTC) Am changing of vote to For. Story is filled me with joy. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:35, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 08:17, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --The Rover 23:01, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- --James Rideout 02:55, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Only having just realised that my name wasn't on the list, good articles need props, werd.--Benny Goodman 21:39, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- 54x  F@H (XXXX!) 16:48, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I liked it. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage

• Nom, and a vote for. Really well written news article that is funny without having to mention kittens or grues etc.--Benny Goodman 17:36, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. I tried to buy a Wii. After failing to locate one at any local store, I was reduced to wandering the streets yelling "Wii!". Send bail money. Fast. Bubba's got this look in his eye. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:32, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against It's funny, but a lot more could be done with it besides the "breaking pots" angle. Throw in some chicken abuse, lawn defacement, etc. and I'll gladly remove my Against. —rc (t) 19:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• Strong For- I can't believe no one has thought of this already lol --Uncle J 20:21, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

• I'm curious... It seems to have its inspiration heavily driven from something featured recently. -- herr doktor needsAraygun  [scream!] 20:37, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

• That was unintentional... I hadn't read that article. Though it is interesting that I happened to write it within a close vicinity of time after. I never intend to plagiarize, I'm not a Carlos Mencia. I attempt avoid that at all costs, and I actually did a bit of searching on here for any UnNews related to Link/Zelda to make sure it wasn't too similar to anything. I happened to miss the fact that the RPG article, which has conceptual similarities, could have any resemblance. - AhhDiddums 21:39, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• In that case, see bellow. ;) -- herr doktor needsAraygun  [scream!] 21:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

• For. -- herr doktor needsAraygun  [scream!] 21:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• For OMGLOLOLOL, i R t3h AUTHOR -AhhDiddums 21:45, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 23:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• For I am the one who recorded the audio segment. --General Insineratehymn 01:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• For I found the whole thing very well written and quite funny. ShandraNicole123 05:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• Nahhh. --L 06:00, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• All my base are belong to this article One of the funniest things I've read in Uncyclopedia. Congrats. Groove Bones 13:58 24 February 2007

• diff

• Strong For This thing is friggin sweet —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tankintheair315 (talk • contribs)

• Diff —rc (t) 18:11, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

• For--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:26, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - if only for the nostalgia. Ahh, memories. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:47, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 03:39, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --GAMESPOT=666 03:46, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Really hard to come up with funny puns for "For" these days.-- 19:51, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:55, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Awesome. -- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 00:08, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For hehehe Fou-Lu 04:22, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against Basicly the same as RC's comment, Do more then just breaking pots and I'll vote for it. Other then that very good.User:Iceman187 19:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• Comment: Could someone make an informative notice or box for those of us not "in the know" regarding (if I properly recall the name) Zaldo the Elf? Kinda like the "Overly British/American" tags. I would do it but I don't really think I'm even knowledgable enough to know what to say — maybe some feature of the Hynian universe is begging to be incorporated into such a sign.— Lenoxus 05:26, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I thought I voted for this already. --Ж WHEEEEE! 21:17, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Made me chuckle. --Emmzee 13:56, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:24, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For more reckless property damage in videogames that doesn't fuel Jack Thompson. -- 54x  F@H (XXXX!) 06:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Hah Hah! why isnt this article featured yet? WickedAxeOfFury 15:07, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

H.R. Pufnstuf

• Nom and For Fantastic, honorable mention at PLS. —Braydie 16:38, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• He's my friend when things get rough. THIS was my childhood people, thankfully it has had no lasting vegetable marrows. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:05, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• Yeah. Just like an acid trip, but without the flash backs. Iddy Bitty 21:10, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• I have no idea what this is based on and don't really want to know. All I can say is For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  23:29, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• I'm all for freakin' out man! Aah! Bugs on my skin, bugs on my skin! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:47, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• For--Shandon 23:59, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• For.--Procopius 01:22, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• For ....hey is that a flute over there? - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:51, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• PHOUR CUZ I ER SEW JAKKD UP RIET NIOW. I loved this show. Not really, but this article is nice. --love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 22:51, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:45, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• For because this was my childhood too. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 11:45, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 17:53, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:32, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Better than the show itself, not a hard thing to do, but still - its better. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 13:54, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Mae Zedong

• N&F - A work of art. Great idea, well executed, and some very nice images too. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:15, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
• Self-For. The opening quote is Mhaille's, BTW.--Procopius 19:41, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. I wasn't involved at all in this page. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:17, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. Yes. Oh, yes. R 21:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
• For The first true lol of an article in a while. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:26, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Brilliant. -- herr doktor needsAraygun  [scream!] 00:53, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Mae West would've contracted and died of AIDS had she lived past 1980. Sorry I didn't light your fire mhaille. --AmericanBastard 01:17, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
• For, although I am disappointed to see so many red links in a Procopius article. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:20, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

• Comment. Me, too. They're fixed now.--Procopius 16:45, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

• For —Braydie 00:53, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 17:54, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - jack mort | cunt | talk - 22:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
• For the ever-hard workers of the world.—Lenoxus 05:54, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --Uncle J 15:38, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• For--Gaberou 05:51, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:54, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. --Emmzee 13:54, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• FOR -- Pretty. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 01:31, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against - I don't see, why this article has to live from altered photos. I urge any real Mao-fan, who wants to see actual Mao pics to vote against this article. 144.211.95.12 15:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Previously Featured

UnCameron

Featured —Braydie 00:02, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

• Self-Nom and For. This may struggle to get featured, due to its Britishness, but I really want to give it a go. In a nutshell, David Cameron is our leader of the opposition and has been often criticised for focusing on style over substance, most notably with his video blog: WebCameron. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. I have no idea what it's talking about, but I liked it. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 23:37, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. The Britishness isn't a problem at all. It seems like the same political bullshit thrown around in any democracy. Pretty good.--Procopius 01:19, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against Ya I get what he is trying to say and I understand the struggle of labor vs. conservative in England but its too political and not enough funnyness (my patented word)  Weasel 3689 18:00 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Britishness (or Britishocity) is no problem here, it's a very good satire on politicians trying to be hip in general. Very good article. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:45, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. It's good. --Zarbag 10:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• This is my first time voting Tory. I feel dirty. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 12:03, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. Not that I'm a thatcherite or anything... not that I'm saying you can't *think* I'm a thatcherite, you can if you want - it's ok by me --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 12:39, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• For I don't vote much, so this deserved it, prepare for launch.... (yes it's back, albeit in a shorter form) ...3...2...1...

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

• For I was laughing by the end of the first paragraph. It may be focused on a UK politician, but it's also a satire on a variety of political types. Phantom Grammar 14:33, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• Oh yeah! -- Hindleyite Converse 19:12, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• Yah! - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:53, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
• For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 17:52, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 06:59, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. Don't know who he is, don't need to know. Beautiful concept. --So So 13:14, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
• Against, sorry, I didn't find it that funny. He doesn't come off as sufficiently out of touch. How about using outdated youth terms like 'bodacious' or 'mad for it'?--Nydas 14:02, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

I want to agree and at the same time I think that's been done to death. I just don't know... -- Lenoxus 15:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

• For This sure ain't Churchill's Conservative party... --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 07:20, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• For This is the kind of warmth the government needs, you know? To connect, really connect with the people. -- Lenoxus 15:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Clever satire, marvelously not saying anything across the whole article.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by The Rover (talk • contribs) diff
• For Private eye level satire Retrofuture42 15:52, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:52, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. The general sense of writing style and humour are acceptable. A worthy choice for featured article. --User:DerHATO 07:57, 06 March 2007 (UTC)
• For --Don alun 22:00, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

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