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*'''For''' Tihs is a vrye godo atrecli. It mtsu be ftareued imemditaely. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 01:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Tihs is a vrye godo atrecli. It mtsu be ftareued imemditaely. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 01:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
==[[Clara Bow]]==
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*'''Nom & For''': This is the best article that I wrote, and it's very funny.--[[User:Metropolis|Metropolis]] 19:31, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 01:48, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''Very weak against''': almost. Seems a bit too choppy with rather short sections. Clean it up a bit, and you'll definitely have my vote. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 05:41, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. The beginning is pretty solid, it's the middle to end part that needs fleshing out.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 13:15, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Prettiestpretty likes it. {{User:Ayatollah Gurkhmeini/sig}} 04:41, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''Weak for''' The beginning is very promising, but the ending needs some serious work {{unsigned|Cap'n Ben}}
::[http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:VFH&diff=1654501&oldid=1654495 diff] {{User:Braydie/sig2}} <small>19:18, 4 March 2007 (UTC)</small>
*'''For''' --{{User:PrincessCaitlai/sig}} 16:45, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
==[[Adolf Hitler]]==
==[[Adolf Hitler]]==

Revision as of 19:25, March 7, 2007

Top 10 articles
of February
  • Vote for an article you find excellent. Please add new nominations on the top.
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  • Articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are eligible for VFH. Votes against articles based on namespace prejudice will be discarded.
  • If your article doesn't make it to the front page, don't despair. It may be eligible to be Quasi-featured so long as it meets certain criteria.
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Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must spend at least one week on pee review before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).

VANITY REGULATION: Articles that meet the criteria for vanity may not be nominated.

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Score: +1
  • Nom + For Quality of the purest and most classical kind. {{RabbiTechno 19:18, 7 March 2007 (UTC)}}


Score: +1
  • Self Nom + for Because Goats are Under-rated as an eco-transportation method. {{MikeSouthgate 18:58, 7 March 2007 (UTC)}}

HowTo:Lose Weight

Score: +1
  • Nom + for Got the right mixture of twisted facts, stupid jokes and dark humour. Fairly short article, but got me laughing several times. {{RabbiTechno 18:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)}}

Tony the Tiger

Score: +3 Frosties kids

The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid

Score: +4 dilligent students

UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying

Score: +11 political propagandae in spider webs

HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

Score: +15 quite dangerous unsafe methods

The Best Illustrated Article Ever

Score: +3 pictures
  • Nom and For Got Honourable Mention at PLS, with the problems of featuring, a feature box could be made. —Braydie 02:29, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, I could definitly move the text around to make it look like how featured articles do on the Main Page. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:31, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Rockin' --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:36, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --GAMESPOT=666 03:44, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For because it's short, but it has a grood idea. --Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 04:27, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For But you have to work the little feature box at the bottom into the one big image somehow when this gets featured. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:51, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. It hurts a bit to do this, as it's nice to see Zb painting pictures of a thousand words, but it's not a standout article for me. The text fails to rise above the gimmick. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:14, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For the concept, but against the execution. it doesn't really get to the point, and isn't as long or as funny as it ought to be - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 11:47, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Weak For-Retrofuture42 17:59, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against -- Rei 18:07, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against I get it, but the execution falls just a wee bit short. Sorry. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:38, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • AgainstEh, it didn't make me laff.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 18:46, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against -- Didn't do it for me --Uncle J 20:39, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --Benny Goodman 00:00, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Doesn't work for me. --General Insineratehymn 01:25, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 18:21, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?

Score: +10 thousand Mitsubishi Colts in Cs1987's army
  • Nom and for, there was a reason why I didn't nom this earlier, but I've forgotten what it was.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:52, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Possibly because it could be merged with HowTo:Make a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron, but I ain't going to do it. Those articles are just too different. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:39, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Self-for - Thank you, thank you. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:39, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:31, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:27, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For kinda funny--Shandon 21:13, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • half-for, because it's very good, but cound do with expansion - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:55, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Cool, offbeat sort of article --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:35, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong for being into cars, this is one of the better articles I've read on Uncyclopedia --GAMESPOT=666 03:46, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- I didn't expect to enjoy an article about cars that much  :) -- Rei 22:58, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Made sense, although I do believe a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda is better than a Bugatti Veyron.--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 06:59, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them

Score: +10.5 recycled saltines
  • Nom and for --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 00:00, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because I must vote for my own articles, per regulations.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:33, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because I too must vote for my own articles, per regulations. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:45, 5 March 2007 (UTC) ...hey, this isn't mine!
  • For, because I too must vote for my own articles, per regulations. I can pass as BradBraydie 01:46, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, because I must vote against UnNews articles, per my beliefs. --User:Anidnmeno/sig 02:35, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Uh, yeah. This vote violates the "Votes against articles based on namespace prejudice will be discarded." rule. FU ANIDNBraydie 02:38, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because I too must vote for my own articles, per regulations. unfortunately, I didn't write this, but it's still a for --Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 03:48, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:25, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:47, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For I remember someone spamming a link to this in IRC, and I read it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:28, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Is funny! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:34, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Funny, and the pic in the article is one I uploaded. --Composure1 03:03, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Anything that publicises the plight of those poor astronauts is a good thing. How have I not heard anything about this before? Something must be done. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:42, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against This article describes a true event. It does not hold up to the basic principles of uncyclopedia. 15:28, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Captain's log

Score: +8 Phaser of smiting
  • NOME AND FOR A great unrecognized article. Great humor, great pictures, The Article has it all. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Benny Goodman (talk • contribs)
diffBraydie 15:27, 4 March 2007 (UTC)


Score: +9 indisputable syllogisms [citation needed]

Internal Revenue Service

Score: +1.5 extralegal agencies
  • Nominate and For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:27, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Oh man... haha --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 09:10, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:58, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Given that the tax office is such an easy target for satire, I'd expect much better than this uninspired rant. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:03, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. While, as someone who pays a bunch of income tax, I feel your pain, I'm siding with Cap'n Ben on this one. There are some funny bits, but a rant about the IRS is too easy.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:49, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Prior to reading this, I had never considered that the IRS would have detractors, but I guess there's no pleasing some people. Wait, they take your money? Oh. That's got to be illegal. — Lenoxus 07:27, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:41, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- Themuppetshow 22:47, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Definitely - I'm still laughing!
Unsigned. —Braydie 00:12, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Yes, I wrote it, andm as for it being "too easy," that just means that you wish you'd thought to write it. (What a "criterion" to vote against something.) 15:17, 6 March 2007 (UTC)Weebils
  • Against. Ditto Modusoperandi. -- Rei 23:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Smith acquired by Islanders

Score: +3 1st Round Draft Picks


Score: +12
  • Self-nom and for. Got a mention on PLS, I'm fairly pleased with it. It also got 81 at pee review but that hardly counts since it was me who scored it - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:43, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --GAMESPOT=666 03:57, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, I made it a bit better --GAMESPOT=666 22:48, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
The image seems fine as it is to me 14:39, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
Maybe "needs" is too strong a word. What I mean is, "what if it were like that, huh?" — Lenoxus 20:24, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Adolf Hitler

Score: +3.5 Minority groups exterminated
  • Nom & For: I was a bit hesitant at first to nominate this, but I think it's an extremely historically accurate piece about Hitler. The randomness is gone (except for the melons part), and apart from being a bit lengthy, it's an excellent article in my book. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 08:46, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against: as much as I think this is a good article, I think that such a topic ought to be done better. Hitler is a very prominent historical figure and the potential for humor is far greater than this article achieves.
  • Whoops, that was me. --Benny Goodman 03:06, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Unsigned. —Braydie 17:58, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Looks good, agrees with HTBFANJS, and hasn't been featured before, although it has had over 1,500 edits since February '05. --LThomas 01:32, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Still too long, though tons of progress have been made. Trim out the unfunny loose ends. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 16:09, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Agasint Long, partly boring. This guy was hilarious in this real life, he should not be portrait that boring here. 15:30, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

V8 Supercar

Score: +8 beer-swilling yobboes

UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl.

Score: +17 Boys that Don't Cry
  • Re-Nom and for. The best thing I've taken off VFH in a while. This article definitely deserves another chance.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:02, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. this was only removed from vfh two goddamn days ago, my vote hasn't changed in that time - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 18:23, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment. The article has, however, if only slightly.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:39, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. InfiniteMonkey 19:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Wow....and I was just about to vote for this....FORE! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 19:56, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Perhaps if the little boy had a bit of quiet time before being rush back for judgement here, he might be able to examine why he didn't make it last time against. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:15, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:22, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For coming off due to the darwin rule doesnt make an article undeserving --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 02:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It's good, but there's better UnNews articles out there up for VFH right now. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 05:22, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:45, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 07:47, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Originally Nomed and Strong For -- Awesome article but you could have waited a bit longer to put in back on VFH, why did you take it off in the first place instead of vote for it? --Uncle J 14:08, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Around Christmas, we had maybe a half-dozen articles that were removed, renommed, and then featured. I don't know why everyone's making such a huge deal about it right now. I didn't vote for the first time, because there was crap in it before. Now that crap is gone.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:24, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For It made my eyes well up.. in a very manly way. --Kenvalyi 16:16, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Wow, it's here once again. Anyway, before voting Against please note that some crap has been taken out of this article since last time...--AtomDsig.png 10:35, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For, again --GAMESPOT=666 22:28, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:31, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:57, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:03, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Hes crying like a bitch Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 18:07, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment I Just checkd this page again and IT IS STILL NOT FEATURED! Look at the above timestamp and my below one!! I voted for the previousl featured version and the current nomination. FEATURE IT!!!! Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 18:30, 03 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage

Score: +17 Heart Pieces
  • Nom, and a vote for. Really well written news article that is funny without having to mention kittens or grues etc.--Benny Goodman 17:36, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I tried to buy a Wii. After failing to locate one at any local store, I was reduced to wandering the streets yelling "Wii!". Send bail money. Fast. Bubba's got this look in his eye. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:32, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against It's funny, but a lot more could be done with it besides the "breaking pots" angle. Throw in some chicken abuse, lawn defacement, etc. and I'll gladly remove my Against. —rc (t) 19:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For- I can't believe no one has thought of this already lol --Uncle J 20:21, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • That was unintentional... I hadn't read that article. Though it is interesting that I happened to write it within a close vicinity of time after. I never intend to plagiarize, I'm not a Carlos Mencia. I attempt avoid that at all costs, and I actually did a bit of searching on here for any UnNews related to Link/Zelda to make sure it wasn't too similar to anything. I happened to miss the fact that the RPG article, which has conceptual similarities, could have any resemblance. - AhhDiddums 21:39, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • In that case, see bellow. ;) -- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 21:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 21:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For OMGLOLOLOL, i R t3h AUTHOR -AhhDiddums 21:45, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 23:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I am the one who recorded the audio segment. --General Insineratehymn 01:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I found the whole thing very well written and quite funny. ShandraNicole123 05:53, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Nahhh. --L 06:00, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • All my base are belong to this article One of the funniest things I've read in Uncyclopedia. Congrats. Groove Bones 13:58 24 February 2007
  • Diffrc (t) 18:11, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Witt, Union leader of Union member UNion Entertain me* 02:26, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - if only for the nostalgia. Ahh, memories. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:47, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 03:39, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --GAMESPOT=666 03:46, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Really hard to come up with funny puns for "For" these days.--AtomDsig.png 19:51, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:55, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Awesome. -- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 00:08, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For hehehe Fou-Lu 04:22, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Basicly the same as RC's comment, Do more then just breaking pots and I'll vote for it. Other then that very good.User:Iceman187 19:41, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment: Could someone make an informative notice or box for those of us not "in the know" regarding (if I properly recall the name) Zaldo the Elf? Kinda like the "Overly British/American" tags. I would do it but I don't really think I'm even knowledgable enough to know what to say — maybe some feature of the Hynian universe is begging to be incorporated into such a sign.— Lenoxus 05:26, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For I thought I voted for this already. --Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 21:17, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Made me chuckle. --Emmzee 13:56, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For! --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:24, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For more reckless property damage in videogames that doesn't fuel Jack Thompson. -- 54x Icons-flag-nz F@H (XXXX!) 06:22, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Hah Hah! why isnt this article featured yet? WickedAxeOfFury 15:07, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

H.R. Pufnstuf

Score: +15 Talking Diamond-Encrusted Flutes
  • Nom and For Fantastic, honorable mention at PLS. —Braydie 16:38, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • He's my friend when things get rough. THIS was my childhood people, thankfully it has had no lasting vegetable marrows. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 17:05, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah. Just like an acid trip, but without the flash backs. Iddy Bitty 21:10, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I have no idea what this is based on and don't really want to know. All I can say is For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  23:29, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm all for freakin' out man! Aah! Bugs on my skin, bugs on my skin! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:47, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Shandon 23:59, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For.--Procopius 01:22, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For ....hey is that a flute over there? - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:51, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • PHOUR CUZ I ER SEW JAKKD UP RIET NIOW. I loved this show. Not really, but this article is nice. --love, gustav talk at menope 22:51, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:45, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For because this was my childhood too. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 11:45, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:53, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:32, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Better than the show itself, not a hard thing to do, but still - its better. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 13:54, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Mae Zedong

Score: +16 Party members rising
  • N&F - A work of art. Great idea, well executed, and some very nice images too. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 19:15, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Self-For. The opening quote is Mhaille's, BTW.--Procopius 19:41, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I wasn't involved at all in this page. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:17, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yes. Oh, yes. R 21:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For The first true lol of an article in a while. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:26, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Brilliant. -- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 00:53, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Mae West would've contracted and died of AIDS had she lived past 1980. Sorry I didn't light your fire mhaille. --AmericanBastard 01:17, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, although I am disappointed to see so many red links in a Procopius article. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:20, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Me, too. They're fixed now.--Procopius 16:45, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Previously Featured


Score: +19 Happy voters

FeaturedBraydie 00:02, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Self-Nom and For. This may struggle to get featured, due to its Britishness, but I really want to give it a go. In a nutshell, David Cameron is our leader of the opposition and has been often criticised for focusing on style over substance, most notably with his video blog: WebCameron. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I have no idea what it's talking about, but I liked it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:37, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The Britishness isn't a problem at all. It seems like the same political bullshit thrown around in any democracy. Pretty good.--Procopius 01:19, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Ya I get what he is trying to say and I understand the struggle of labor vs. conservative in England but its too political and not enough funnyness (my patented word) Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 18:00 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Britishness (or Britishocity) is no problem here, it's a very good satire on politicians trying to be hip in general. Very good article. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:45, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It's good. --Zarbag 10:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • This is my first time voting Tory. I feel dirty. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 12:03, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Not that I'm a thatcherite or anything... not that I'm saying you can't *think* I'm a thatcherite, you can if you want - it's ok by me --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 12:39, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I don't vote much, so this deserved it, prepare for launch.... (yes it's back, albeit in a shorter form) ...3...2...1...

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

  • For I was laughing by the end of the first paragraph. It may be focused on a UK politician, but it's also a satire on a variety of political types. Phantom Grammar 14:33, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh yeah! -- Hindleyite Converse 19:12, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yah! - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:53, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 17:52, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • ForBraydie 06:59, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Don't know who he is, don't need to know. Beautiful concept. --So So 13:14, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against, sorry, I didn't find it that funny. He doesn't come off as sufficiently out of touch. How about using outdated youth terms like 'bodacious' or 'mad for it'?--Nydas 14:02, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
I want to agree and at the same time I think that's been done to death. I just don't know... -- Lenoxus 15:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For This sure ain't Churchill's Conservative party... --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 07:20, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For This is the kind of warmth the government needs, you know? To connect, really connect with the people. -- Lenoxus 15:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Clever satire, marvelously not saying anything across the whole article.The preceding unsigned comment was added by The Rover (talk • contribs) diff
  • For Private eye level satire Retrofuture42 15:52, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 16:52, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Against --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 22:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. The general sense of writing style and humour are acceptable. A worthy choice for featured article. --User:DerHATO 07:57, 06 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Don alun 22:00, 6 March 2007 (UTC)


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